Guns don't have minds of their own!!!
Bullets kill people...Have you ever seen a people hole or a gun hole? No, but you have seen bullet holes...
Like I said, Guns don't kill people...
My wife and I have a T-shirts that says “If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words!”.
good one wamtnhunter and deer slayer!
if guns kill people, beer causes dui's
matches cause arson
beef causes heart attacks
water drowns people
paper kills trees
cars cause wrecks
power companies electrecute people
that is soooo true
1 guns are not living carbon based thinking life forms tyhere fore they cannot process the information of huring someone or even going off and make a rational desion on how there going to use the information.therefore a gun could not kill someone
and ruddy bullets dont kill people can bullets say, hm i really dont like that guy i think im gonna kill him it would actually be the person wielding the bullet for killing the person. police dont blame guns if a person is killed they blame the killer
Hey you guys, I saw a bumper sticker and it said, "So hows that hope and change working out for ya". I have a hunting buddy that voted for Obama, and he said that it was the worst mistake of his life(now I belive him)!
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is full of tax evaders, blackmailers & threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What is the 'new' General Motors convertible called and why does no on want to buy one?
A: The Pelosi; and its gawd ugly, with its top up or down !
The liberals are now requesting that we give Obama time. Personally, I'm wondering if... 25 to life would be appropriate?
Guns don't have minds of their own!!!
Bullets kill people...Have you ever seen a people hole or a gun hole? No, but you have seen bullet holes...
Like I said, Guns don't kill people...
My wife and I have a T-shirts that says “If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words!”.
good one wamtnhunter and deer slayer!
if guns kill people, beer causes dui's
matches cause arson
beef causes heart attacks
water drowns people
paper kills trees
cars cause wrecks
power companies electrecute people
that is soooo true
1 guns are not living carbon based thinking life forms tyhere fore they cannot process the information of huring someone or even going off and make a rational desion on how there going to use the information.therefore a gun could not kill someone
and ruddy bullets dont kill people can bullets say, hm i really dont like that guy i think im gonna kill him it would actually be the person wielding the bullet for killing the person. police dont blame guns if a person is killed they blame the killer
Hey you guys, I saw a bumper sticker and it said, "So hows that hope and change working out for ya". I have a hunting buddy that voted for Obama, and he said that it was the worst mistake of his life(now I belive him)!
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is full of tax evaders, blackmailers & threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What is the 'new' General Motors convertible called and why does no on want to buy one?
A: The Pelosi; and its gawd ugly, with its top up or down !
The liberals are now requesting that we give Obama time. Personally, I'm wondering if... 25 to life would be appropriate?
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Now that is good!
Sometimes win i rite hier I think my puter missspells also. Ore is it mei cumputer scrien
Hey Clay,
I saw a good one the other day...
"Piss off a Liberal. Work hard and be happy!"
buckhunter
U CRACK ME UP!!! AND A +1! FOR U!!
once I saw a bumper sticker that said
''rather be lost in the woods, then found in the city.''
Saw a bumper sticker and all it said was "O" crap.
Guns kill people just like forks made Rosie O'Donell fat.
Guns don't have minds of their own!!!
Bullets kill people...Have you ever seen a people hole or a gun hole? No, but you have seen bullet holes...
Like I said, Guns don't kill people...
My wife and I have a T-shirts that says “If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words!”.
valid point
Why am I the last one to hear this! LOL!!!
So another bumpersticker yesterdayit said
Hey liberals how is that Obama thang working out for ya??
Got to find one of those
WA Mtnhunter THAT WAS GOOD! I MUST ADD THAT TO MY
"From Clays archives of bookmarks, places, information and things to read,"
A +1 for U!
good one wamtnhunter and deer slayer!
if guns kill people, beer causes dui's
matches cause arson
beef causes heart attacks
water drowns people
paper kills trees
cars cause wrecks
power companies electrecute people
You do know that Glenn Beck is one of F&S's 2009 villians of the year and Obama is one of the heroes?
that is soooo true
1 guns are not living carbon based thinking life forms tyhere fore they cannot process the information of huring someone or even going off and make a rational desion on how there going to use the information.therefore a gun could not kill someone
and ruddy bullets dont kill people can bullets say, hm i really dont like that guy i think im gonna kill him it would actually be the person wielding the bullet for killing the person. police dont blame guns if a person is killed they blame the killer
Hey you guys, I saw a bumper sticker and it said, "So hows that hope and change working out for ya". I have a hunting buddy that voted for Obama, and he said that it was the worst mistake of his life(now I belive him)!
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is full of tax evaders, blackmailers & threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What is the 'new' General Motors convertible called and why does no on want to buy one?
A: The Pelosi; and its gawd ugly, with its top up or down !
The liberals are now requesting that we give Obama time. Personally, I'm wondering if... 25 to life would be appropriate?
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Guns kill people just like forks made Rosie O'Donell fat.
Hey Clay,
I saw a good one the other day...
"Piss off a Liberal. Work hard and be happy!"
once I saw a bumper sticker that said
''rather be lost in the woods, then found in the city.''
So another bumpersticker yesterdayit said
Hey liberals how is that Obama thang working out for ya??
Got to find one of those
Now that is good!
Sometimes win i rite hier I think my puter missspells also. Ore is it mei cumputer scrien
Saw a bumper sticker and all it said was "O" crap.
Guns don't have minds of their own!!!
Bullets kill people...Have you ever seen a people hole or a gun hole? No, but you have seen bullet holes...
Like I said, Guns don't kill people...
My wife and I have a T-shirts that says “If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words!”.
buckhunter
U CRACK ME UP!!! AND A +1! FOR U!!
valid point
Why am I the last one to hear this! LOL!!!
WA Mtnhunter THAT WAS GOOD! I MUST ADD THAT TO MY
"From Clays archives of bookmarks, places, information and things to read,"
A +1 for U!
You do know that Glenn Beck is one of F&S's 2009 villians of the year and Obama is one of the heroes?
good one wamtnhunter and deer slayer!
if guns kill people, beer causes dui's
matches cause arson
beef causes heart attacks
water drowns people
paper kills trees
cars cause wrecks
power companies electrecute people
that is soooo true
1 guns are not living carbon based thinking life forms tyhere fore they cannot process the information of huring someone or even going off and make a rational desion on how there going to use the information.therefore a gun could not kill someone
and ruddy bullets dont kill people can bullets say, hm i really dont like that guy i think im gonna kill him it would actually be the person wielding the bullet for killing the person. police dont blame guns if a person is killed they blame the killer
Hey you guys, I saw a bumper sticker and it said, "So hows that hope and change working out for ya". I have a hunting buddy that voted for Obama, and he said that it was the worst mistake of his life(now I belive him)!
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is full of tax evaders, blackmailers & threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What is the 'new' General Motors convertible called and why does no on want to buy one?
A: The Pelosi; and its gawd ugly, with its top up or down !
The liberals are now requesting that we give Obama time. Personally, I'm wondering if... 25 to life would be appropriate?
Post an Answer