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Where can I grt a unicorn tag? I know the US and North Korea aren't on the best of terms but can US Nationals like myself still get a tag to hunt unicorns? I'll be going for a bow tag if that helps.

Question by Matthew Matzek. Uploaded on December 20, 2012

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from clinchknot wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Stay off of drugs and you can. And you can be stopped, and tested at any time.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Just eat a can of past due Tuna fish. It will be delivered to you in your dreams. Do this before the New Year because we are trying to eliminate frivolous posts.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

If there were ever any unicorns in North Korea, they'd have been eaten by now.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Matt if you really want to post. Try to put a public service announcement in there. Like End of World false alarm. I got my new Mayan Calender in the mail.

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from maynardtl8 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

I hear you can only get them through the candy land dnr. Talk to the ginger bread man and he will get you the paperwork.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Follow the yellow brick road.

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

applications deadlines end jan. 1st for the early season. there are a limited amount of tags, so you had better hurry and apply. applications can be found at the big foot and sea monster commission in candy land, as maynardtl8 said. the trick is to find a good guide. unicorns are very tricky to hunt, especially with a bow.
regulations are very strict. for example, your broad head must be coated with organic grade a fairy dust, and the minimum draw weight is as much as a dwarf can pull.

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from Matthew Matzek wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Thanks haben! Very informative!

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from maynardtl8 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

I suggest going with Gandalf the wizard. He helped me bag a chupacabra in Alaska last season!

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from tuna0410 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

I did not get the whole unicorn thing at first... Just read the news article on it and it makes this so much funnier.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Who can point out the Irony in the phrase the Unicorn Tapestries hung in the Cloisters are fake? There is more here than your little sisters dolls.

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from clinchknot wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

You guys are funny. Luv the creative humor.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Matthew Matzek-
One may apply for Unicorn tags between 09:00 and 17:00 (local), in person, at the North Korean Department of Cultural affairs and Wildlife Management, located on the third floor, Room 3006, at the North Korean embassy located in Hsinking (Changchun), Manchuria. All paperwork must be completed in advance, in blue or black ink, and submitted in triplicate. Fees will be assessed and a permit with a seven (7) day hunting window will be issued if your application is acted upon favorably. Good luck. crm

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

You can only get the in the DMZ Walmart.

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from Ncarl wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON WITH THIS UNICORN THING!!! Did I miss something? Ive seen it 3 different times now. Would someone explain this joke (I think) to me!

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Ncarl-
No joke. Unicorns have been reliably reported (by FOX News) to have been discovered in N. Korea. Am now in the process of obtaining tags and retaining the services of Clay Cooper as a guide. Looking for a horn in excess of 27".

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

crm3006 If you are really serious. Having grown up in Brooklyn I know a guy who knows a guy and if your not against a fenced hunt. I can put you in front of a Unicorn on Barnum Bailey property in Florida. They have been breeding them since the early 80's. If you doubt me Google "Barnum Bailey Circus Unicorn". If you only want a Unicorn Horn Mount. I have a guy in China Town. It will be cut to length. It might look like a NarWhal horn but don't worry there more of them than Unicorns.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Huber- I always read your posts somewhat skeptically, but surely now you are making a very poor attempt at humor in poor taste. I am a serious Unicorn hunter, and would not stoop to a fenced hunt nor a Chinese mount. CC will find the beast if it is to be found, and we will bag and tag it. You, sir, are no sportsman, and definitely not worthy to join the elite club of Unicorn Hunters.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Just trying to save you the air fare and save you from a hostile land. I apologize to think you would take part in a fenced hunt. I at no time felt that you gentlemen could not face the beast in it's natural setting. Please excuse my over exuberance to please CC. I would also like to add that the faux horn is clearly marked and in noway meant to deceive. I will now retire to my den and be sternly rebuffed by my loved ones and forgo any dessert till Christmas.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Exactly. No mincemeat nor chocolate chip/pecan pie for you. Clay Cooper is so incensed at your suggestion of a NarWhal horn he is chewing what little carpet remains in his den!

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

My wife has learned of my transgression. Her response was that the lack of dessert would not be sufficient. She believes only to stand tall in front of her old Mother Superior, Sister Johanna and confess would assuage my sin. The MS though aged and suffering from a rotary cuff injury can still swing a Regulation Catholic School yard stick with purpose. Master of the ancient art of the lingering bruise I do not look forward to the penance. I will try to avoid this by offering to sever the first joint of my left pinkie.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

I think that might be a bit severe, but I am a Baptist. Your wife sounds like a wonderful woman, stern, but fair. My best regards, and a Merry Christmas to her, and you too, I suppose.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Thank you and many more to you. Please send my kindest regards to Clay. I have to go now. My wife having watched the Learning Channel and with the End of Days upon us. Well she felt to cover all the bases. I should make amends to the Great Inca Snake God Kukilucan. It is going to be a B!tch to get all this blood, pine tar and ash of of me. A lesson to those that engage in a fenced hunt. Till then Happy Holidays.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Just eat a can of past due Tuna fish. It will be delivered to you in your dreams. Do this before the New Year because we are trying to eliminate frivolous posts.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

If there were ever any unicorns in North Korea, they'd have been eaten by now.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Matt if you really want to post. Try to put a public service announcement in there. Like End of World false alarm. I got my new Mayan Calender in the mail.

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from maynardtl8 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

I hear you can only get them through the candy land dnr. Talk to the ginger bread man and he will get you the paperwork.

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

applications deadlines end jan. 1st for the early season. there are a limited amount of tags, so you had better hurry and apply. applications can be found at the big foot and sea monster commission in candy land, as maynardtl8 said. the trick is to find a good guide. unicorns are very tricky to hunt, especially with a bow.
regulations are very strict. for example, your broad head must be coated with organic grade a fairy dust, and the minimum draw weight is as much as a dwarf can pull.

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from Matthew Matzek wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Thanks haben! Very informative!

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from maynardtl8 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

I suggest going with Gandalf the wizard. He helped me bag a chupacabra in Alaska last season!

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from tuna0410 wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

I did not get the whole unicorn thing at first... Just read the news article on it and it makes this so much funnier.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Follow the yellow brick road.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Who can point out the Irony in the phrase the Unicorn Tapestries hung in the Cloisters are fake? There is more here than your little sisters dolls.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Matthew Matzek-
One may apply for Unicorn tags between 09:00 and 17:00 (local), in person, at the North Korean Department of Cultural affairs and Wildlife Management, located on the third floor, Room 3006, at the North Korean embassy located in Hsinking (Changchun), Manchuria. All paperwork must be completed in advance, in blue or black ink, and submitted in triplicate. Fees will be assessed and a permit with a seven (7) day hunting window will be issued if your application is acted upon favorably. Good luck. crm

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

You can only get the in the DMZ Walmart.

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from Ncarl wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON WITH THIS UNICORN THING!!! Did I miss something? Ive seen it 3 different times now. Would someone explain this joke (I think) to me!

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Ncarl-
No joke. Unicorns have been reliably reported (by FOX News) to have been discovered in N. Korea. Am now in the process of obtaining tags and retaining the services of Clay Cooper as a guide. Looking for a horn in excess of 27".

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

crm3006 If you are really serious. Having grown up in Brooklyn I know a guy who knows a guy and if your not against a fenced hunt. I can put you in front of a Unicorn on Barnum Bailey property in Florida. They have been breeding them since the early 80's. If you doubt me Google "Barnum Bailey Circus Unicorn". If you only want a Unicorn Horn Mount. I have a guy in China Town. It will be cut to length. It might look like a NarWhal horn but don't worry there more of them than Unicorns.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Huber- I always read your posts somewhat skeptically, but surely now you are making a very poor attempt at humor in poor taste. I am a serious Unicorn hunter, and would not stoop to a fenced hunt nor a Chinese mount. CC will find the beast if it is to be found, and we will bag and tag it. You, sir, are no sportsman, and definitely not worthy to join the elite club of Unicorn Hunters.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Just trying to save you the air fare and save you from a hostile land. I apologize to think you would take part in a fenced hunt. I at no time felt that you gentlemen could not face the beast in it's natural setting. Please excuse my over exuberance to please CC. I would also like to add that the faux horn is clearly marked and in noway meant to deceive. I will now retire to my den and be sternly rebuffed by my loved ones and forgo any dessert till Christmas.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Exactly. No mincemeat nor chocolate chip/pecan pie for you. Clay Cooper is so incensed at your suggestion of a NarWhal horn he is chewing what little carpet remains in his den!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

My wife has learned of my transgression. Her response was that the lack of dessert would not be sufficient. She believes only to stand tall in front of her old Mother Superior, Sister Johanna and confess would assuage my sin. The MS though aged and suffering from a rotary cuff injury can still swing a Regulation Catholic School yard stick with purpose. Master of the ancient art of the lingering bruise I do not look forward to the penance. I will try to avoid this by offering to sever the first joint of my left pinkie.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from crm3006 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

I think that might be a bit severe, but I am a Baptist. Your wife sounds like a wonderful woman, stern, but fair. My best regards, and a Merry Christmas to her, and you too, I suppose.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

Thank you and many more to you. Please send my kindest regards to Clay. I have to go now. My wife having watched the Learning Channel and with the End of Days upon us. Well she felt to cover all the bases. I should make amends to the Great Inca Snake God Kukilucan. It is going to be a B!tch to get all this blood, pine tar and ash of of me. A lesson to those that engage in a fenced hunt. Till then Happy Holidays.

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from clinchknot wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

Stay off of drugs and you can. And you can be stopped, and tested at any time.

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from clinchknot wrote 1 year 17 weeks ago

You guys are funny. Luv the creative humor.

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