Stay off of drugs and you can. And you can be stopped, and tested at any time.

If there were ever any unicorns in North Korea, they'd have been eaten by now.

I hear you can only get them through the candy land dnr. Talk to the ginger bread man and he will get you the paperwork.

applications deadlines end jan. 1st for the early season. there are a limited amount of tags, so you had better hurry and apply. applications can be found at the big foot and sea monster commission in candy land, as maynardtl8 said. the trick is to find a good guide. unicorns are very tricky to hunt, especially with a bow.
regulations are very strict. for example, your broad head must be coated with organic grade a fairy dust, and the minimum draw weight is as much as a dwarf can pull.

I suggest going with Gandalf the wizard. He helped me bag a chupacabra in Alaska last season!

Who can point out the Irony in the phrase the Unicorn Tapestries hung in the Cloisters are fake? There is more here than your little sisters dolls.

Matthew Matzek-
One may apply for Unicorn tags between 09:00 and 17:00 (local), in person, at the North Korean Department of Cultural affairs and Wildlife Management, located on the third floor, Room 3006, at the North Korean embassy located in Hsinking (Changchun), Manchuria. All paperwork must be completed in advance, in blue or black ink, and submitted in triplicate. Fees will be assessed and a permit with a seven (7) day hunting window will be issued if your application is acted upon favorably. Good luck. crm

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON WITH THIS UNICORN THING!!! Did I miss something? Ive seen it 3 different times now. Would someone explain this joke (I think) to me!

crm3006 If you are really serious. Having grown up in Brooklyn I know a guy who knows a guy and if your not against a fenced hunt. I can put you in front of a Unicorn on Barnum Bailey property in Florida. They have been breeding them since the early 80's. If you doubt me Google "Barnum Bailey Circus Unicorn". If you only want a Unicorn Horn Mount. I have a guy in China Town. It will be cut to length. It might look like a NarWhal horn but don't worry there more of them than Unicorns.

Just trying to save you the air fare and save you from a hostile land. I apologize to think you would take part in a fenced hunt. I at no time felt that you gentlemen could not face the beast in it's natural setting. Please excuse my over exuberance to please CC. I would also like to add that the faux horn is clearly marked and in noway meant to deceive. I will now retire to my den and be sternly rebuffed by my loved ones and forgo any dessert till Christmas.

My wife has learned of my transgression. Her response was that the lack of dessert would not be sufficient. She believes only to stand tall in front of her old Mother Superior, Sister Johanna and confess would assuage my sin. The MS though aged and suffering from a rotary cuff injury can still swing a Regulation Catholic School yard stick with purpose. Master of the ancient art of the lingering bruise I do not look forward to the penance. I will try to avoid this by offering to sever the first joint of my left pinkie.

Thank you and many more to you. Please send my kindest regards to Clay. I have to go now. My wife having watched the Learning Channel and with the End of Days upon us. Well she felt to cover all the bases. I should make amends to the Great Inca Snake God Kukilucan. It is going to be a B!tch to get all this blood, pine tar and ash of of me. A lesson to those that engage in a fenced hunt. Till then Happy Holidays.