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Answers (63)
"Can I have your Dad's phone number?"
Toma como un perro y reír como un gilipollas!
Je l'aime quand vous votre charge trois fois le tour avant de définir down my love
Clay, nuthin' personal but that was definitely a -1.
OOPS that didn't come out the way I wanted, so much for Microsoft technology!
scratchgolf72 as soon you graduate from High School, everyone will will be gone like the wind and so will the girls. Your High School sweetheart as she gets older will not be the same as you once knew her.
Carney nuthin' personal your right! OOPS!
"May I buy you a drink?" lacks wit but works.
"Hi" trust me it works wonders
i expected more humor when i clicked on this...
yea thats what i was expecting, tough crowd...
Wow, you remind me of my favorite mule.
A gimmick I sometimes used is to borrow a puppy or kitten and walk around campus holding it in my arms. You will be covered up with cute girls...
Did it leave scars when they cut off your wings?
sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up
bjohnston, DO NOT USE THE MICROSOFT TRANSLATOR FOR THAT!
O'BROTHER, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BLOWING UP IN MY FACE! OUCH!
PigHunter ya'know, I believe that works especially when yo have a Bird Dog pup!
scratchgolf72, in some customs, your not an Adult until the age of 30. Some say, first graduate College before even consider dating and some say, don't get married until at least 27. But for those who didn't are paying a hefty price for the next 18 years for a one night fling and you will come across them flipping burgers to handling groceries at Walmart..
Skip the pickup lines and go with Pighunter's puppy idea! Although neuman23's "Hi" works as well.
well Im aint zackly lowd to (date) or (Pick up girls) but first ya get ta know em.then after ya know er well ask her if she'd wanta go ta the fair with ya then see ware it goes from there.
IS THIS FACEBOOK OR WHAT??????
Young Mister 72, The key is not the pick-up line, I really can't think of any girl (Women) who like's them. Hello, is the best way to start, then go from there. Honesty and Sincerity Works the best!
Lame question.
If you can't think of anything at all to say, just try, "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Then she can hand you your "Sign" with confidence. LOL
How did we wander off into this?
Hi Hil....
Hello FLHuntress
How am I doing so far?
goosebuster. man walks into a bar and finds the prityest girl and say wanta sit on my lap girl pulls out 357mag and sticks it in his gut.resulting in no girl or guts.wouldnt try it. I would just stick to HI.
ps: flhuntress and hil are girls take there advice.
Keep 'em coming. I'm still working on a total count for the bright yellow "I'm Stupid" signs to go to the printer...
He: May I have your autograph, Miss?
She: Why would you want my autograph?
He: You are Miss America, aren't You?
WAM,
Don't hold your breath if you're waiting to hear, "What's a classy-looking dame like you doing in a dump like this?"
http://www.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?i=14872&pdesc=...
with this link above you can pick up just bout any girl. evan multipul girls.
Don't know any. Never used them. Just speak to the lady, and you are doing better than most guys.
Where do you live scratchgolf?
I could bring you to a rodeo and you can ride a bull or two.
Ive been riding bulls for a while now and it works well. Great conversation material. But I don't ride for the girls, I ride becasue I love it just as much as I do hunting.
This is cracking me up. Girls hate pickup lines because no matter how original you think you are, trust me, we've heard it before. And there's nothing good about thinking "I wonder how many other girls he's said that to?"
I should clarify: This applies to good, dateable girls only. The mama-wouldn't-approve types you pick up in bars might dig the "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" or "are your feet sore, cause you've been running through my mind all day" cheesy lines, I don't know. :)
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? (Not you, Hil.)
Lord knows, how many years has it been since I even thought about pick up lines? That's a burden I no longer have to carry.
"If you were a pirate, would you put the parrot on this shoulder, or this shoulder (while putting your arm around her)." or "Hey, let's count shoulders. 1,2,3,4 (and again put your arm around her)." Just a tip, I would get to know the girl before attempting this. But making your buddies do it to a girl he doesnt know is usually a riot!
dont take my advice. it'll never work it works in my mind but not in the real work,this is RylieGipson sighin out good by and good night.ps:just dont use pick-up lines.Im almost sure if you what a real relationship just het to know this girl you wanta (pick-up).
nice pants can i try the zipper
So, do you come here often? You look familiar. Haven't we met somewhere before?
finnyk-
When you "just speak to the lady," what do you say? That's your pickup line.
Having been married for 40 years I am more than a little rusty. You might ask a young Lady what a 4000 pound Polar Bear is good for. If she is interested she might say "I don't Know" you would reply "I don't know either but it would make a great Ice Breaker". Cute, Gentlemanly and a little Dumb.
yea in between deer and turkey season i get a little bored, hence the reason for the question lol
Believe it or not, I met the Wife through an ad in the news paper and it said, SWM looking for Single Female for fun and travel, scuba certification a must will train. 11 years and 2 days to date, we are getting along just as good as the first date!
Sometimes you get lucky.
He: What's cookin' good lookin'?
She: Bacon. Wanna strip?
Hfedder40 would have a line something like: Got any free ammo?
My wife was my doctor's nurse when I met her during a checkup. She and I were getting along pretty well so before leaving I asked if I could call her sometime. She hesitated and then gave me her number. The rest is history. It's better to get rejected than to always wonder if you should have made a move. My motto: "If you have the shot, pull the trigger." (You may not get a second chance.)
Having 4 daughters I put a lot of you guys out of the game before you said anything beyond Hi.
Ms Flhuntress ,there is absolutely nothing I can add to your answer. An inteligent,honest and polite conversation will take you further than any pickup line ever will or has.
Honesty and sincerity, my God, these Guys don't want a relationship (that last longer than 30 minutes), and when you are as old as I am you need to cut straight through the chase, in that, I may not have that much time, like, I mean, in the rest of my life,,,
How bout-- Do you want to get on somethig exciting? My Harley is parked out back.
IF you need the internet to pickup girls then i wouldnt even try to get a girl this is ashame a hunting website to ask this question
deerhound-
chill out bud, in between seasons here, not to many question being asked, just put a little off topic question in .
ite how about this.
ME:hey how are you
Gurl: good and yourself
me: doin quite good. well i seen you walking and i jus couldnt help to admire your beauty
Gurl: thanx hun
Me: well i have to get going to you mind if i have your number because i would like to get you more if thats ok with you
Gurl: sure hunnz
Do you feel uncomfortable dating millionaries?
if they have more money than me but not a lot no but if they have a lot more money than me no because if she kind provide more for me than i can for her i feel as if iam not being a man
deerhound you wouldnt marry a millionare girl?!?!?! she could pay for all your hunting trips LMAO!
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
got any free ammo lol
scratch; I believe we have covered all the witty repartee that this site has to offer. The only thing I can add is in my experience and observations of my boys and their friends. Looking through the window. I would offer neat, clean, appropriately [but well] dressed. You don't have to wear a tux in a Country Western bar. Being a good dancer that's fun to be around is always a plus. Do that and you'll be alright.
P.S. I just got this info listening to my daughter talk to my wife on the phone. I hope they don't shoot spies anymore.
I'm a billionaire!
"Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long." I know this sounds so cliche but that's one of the first things my current boyfriend said to me on our first date. We me through a dating services site so we did the introductions thing a little differently. I thought the line was funny..I think that's why I liked it. Don't try to be too serious with the pick-up lines...It's much better to try to get the girl to laugh. Good luck :)
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IS THIS FACEBOOK OR WHAT??????
Young Mister 72, The key is not the pick-up line, I really can't think of any girl (Women) who like's them. Hello, is the best way to start, then go from there. Honesty and Sincerity Works the best!
Hi Hil....
Hello FLHuntress
How am I doing so far?
Hfedder40 would have a line something like: Got any free ammo?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
Skip the pickup lines and go with Pighunter's puppy idea! Although neuman23's "Hi" works as well.
ps: flhuntress and hil are girls take there advice.
He: May I have your autograph, Miss?
She: Why would you want my autograph?
He: You are Miss America, aren't You?
WAM,
Don't hold your breath if you're waiting to hear, "What's a classy-looking dame like you doing in a dump like this?"
This is cracking me up. Girls hate pickup lines because no matter how original you think you are, trust me, we've heard it before. And there's nothing good about thinking "I wonder how many other girls he's said that to?"
I should clarify: This applies to good, dateable girls only. The mama-wouldn't-approve types you pick up in bars might dig the "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" or "are your feet sore, cause you've been running through my mind all day" cheesy lines, I don't know. :)
Clay, nuthin' personal but that was definitely a -1.
scratchgolf72 as soon you graduate from High School, everyone will will be gone like the wind and so will the girls. Your High School sweetheart as she gets older will not be the same as you once knew her.
"May I buy you a drink?" lacks wit but works.
"Hi" trust me it works wonders
Wow, you remind me of my favorite mule.
A gimmick I sometimes used is to borrow a puppy or kitten and walk around campus holding it in my arms. You will be covered up with cute girls...
sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up
PigHunter ya'know, I believe that works especially when yo have a Bird Dog pup!
scratchgolf72, in some customs, your not an Adult until the age of 30. Some say, first graduate College before even consider dating and some say, don't get married until at least 27. But for those who didn't are paying a hefty price for the next 18 years for a one night fling and you will come across them flipping burgers to handling groceries at Walmart..
Don't know any. Never used them. Just speak to the lady, and you are doing better than most guys.
Where do you live scratchgolf?
I could bring you to a rodeo and you can ride a bull or two.
Ive been riding bulls for a while now and it works well. Great conversation material. But I don't ride for the girls, I ride becasue I love it just as much as I do hunting.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? (Not you, Hil.)
Lord knows, how many years has it been since I even thought about pick up lines? That's a burden I no longer have to carry.
So, do you come here often? You look familiar. Haven't we met somewhere before?
Having been married for 40 years I am more than a little rusty. You might ask a young Lady what a 4000 pound Polar Bear is good for. If she is interested she might say "I don't Know" you would reply "I don't know either but it would make a great Ice Breaker". Cute, Gentlemanly and a little Dumb.
Sometimes you get lucky.
He: What's cookin' good lookin'?
She: Bacon. Wanna strip?
My wife was my doctor's nurse when I met her during a checkup. She and I were getting along pretty well so before leaving I asked if I could call her sometime. She hesitated and then gave me her number. The rest is history. It's better to get rejected than to always wonder if you should have made a move. My motto: "If you have the shot, pull the trigger." (You may not get a second chance.)
IF you need the internet to pickup girls then i wouldnt even try to get a girl this is ashame a hunting website to ask this question
deerhound-
chill out bud, in between seasons here, not to many question being asked, just put a little off topic question in .
Do you feel uncomfortable dating millionaries?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
got any free ammo lol
"Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long." I know this sounds so cliche but that's one of the first things my current boyfriend said to me on our first date. We me through a dating services site so we did the introductions thing a little differently. I thought the line was funny..I think that's why I liked it. Don't try to be too serious with the pick-up lines...It's much better to try to get the girl to laugh. Good luck :)
"Can I have your Dad's phone number?"
i expected more humor when i clicked on this...
yea thats what i was expecting, tough crowd...
Did it leave scars when they cut off your wings?
Lame question.
If you can't think of anything at all to say, just try, "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Then she can hand you your "Sign" with confidence. LOL
How did we wander off into this?
Keep 'em coming. I'm still working on a total count for the bright yellow "I'm Stupid" signs to go to the printer...
"If you were a pirate, would you put the parrot on this shoulder, or this shoulder (while putting your arm around her)." or "Hey, let's count shoulders. 1,2,3,4 (and again put your arm around her)." Just a tip, I would get to know the girl before attempting this. But making your buddies do it to a girl he doesnt know is usually a riot!
dont take my advice. it'll never work it works in my mind but not in the real work,this is RylieGipson sighin out good by and good night.ps:just dont use pick-up lines.Im almost sure if you what a real relationship just het to know this girl you wanta (pick-up).
nice pants can i try the zipper
finnyk-
When you "just speak to the lady," what do you say? That's your pickup line.
yea in between deer and turkey season i get a little bored, hence the reason for the question lol
Believe it or not, I met the Wife through an ad in the news paper and it said, SWM looking for Single Female for fun and travel, scuba certification a must will train. 11 years and 2 days to date, we are getting along just as good as the first date!
Having 4 daughters I put a lot of you guys out of the game before you said anything beyond Hi.
Ms Flhuntress ,there is absolutely nothing I can add to your answer. An inteligent,honest and polite conversation will take you further than any pickup line ever will or has.
Honesty and sincerity, my God, these Guys don't want a relationship (that last longer than 30 minutes), and when you are as old as I am you need to cut straight through the chase, in that, I may not have that much time, like, I mean, in the rest of my life,,,
How bout-- Do you want to get on somethig exciting? My Harley is parked out back.
deerhound you wouldnt marry a millionare girl?!?!?! she could pay for all your hunting trips LMAO!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
scratch; I believe we have covered all the witty repartee that this site has to offer. The only thing I can add is in my experience and observations of my boys and their friends. Looking through the window. I would offer neat, clean, appropriately [but well] dressed. You don't have to wear a tux in a Country Western bar. Being a good dancer that's fun to be around is always a plus. Do that and you'll be alright.
P.S. I just got this info listening to my daughter talk to my wife on the phone. I hope they don't shoot spies anymore.
I'm a billionaire!
Carney nuthin' personal your right! OOPS!
bjohnston, DO NOT USE THE MICROSOFT TRANSLATOR FOR THAT!
O'BROTHER, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BLOWING UP IN MY FACE! OUCH!
well Im aint zackly lowd to (date) or (Pick up girls) but first ya get ta know em.then after ya know er well ask her if she'd wanta go ta the fair with ya then see ware it goes from there.
goosebuster. man walks into a bar and finds the prityest girl and say wanta sit on my lap girl pulls out 357mag and sticks it in his gut.resulting in no girl or guts.wouldnt try it. I would just stick to HI.
http://www.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?i=14872&pdesc=...
ite how about this.
ME:hey how are you
Gurl: good and yourself
me: doin quite good. well i seen you walking and i jus couldnt help to admire your beauty
Gurl: thanx hun
Me: well i have to get going to you mind if i have your number because i would like to get you more if thats ok with you
Gurl: sure hunnz
with this link above you can pick up just bout any girl. evan multipul girls.
if they have more money than me but not a lot no but if they have a lot more money than me no because if she kind provide more for me than i can for her i feel as if iam not being a man
Je l'aime quand vous votre charge trois fois le tour avant de définir down my love
OOPS that didn't come out the way I wanted, so much for Microsoft technology!
Toma como un perro y reír como un gilipollas!
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