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funny joke 911 dispatch lady picks up a call and a man is saying that his friend accidently shot him self the lady asked were he was shot he said in the chest and she said that help is coming. And then she ask if he’s still alive and he said he not breathing he’s dead, she said to make sure that he’s dead she hears a pause and then a loud bang and he picks the phone and says he’s dead for sure now.