I'm not sure you will be the one asking the questions.

5. Is my good old dog Blue up here?
4. Do mosquitoes have a purpose?
3. If cats have kittens what makes mittens?
2. Where did I park my truck?
1. Can I see my Uncle Gene know?

I have only one question, and it has plagued me my entire life: if Count Dracula can't see himself in the mirror, how does he shave?

Can I go back down for just a minute to tell my wife where I hid the guns & money that she didn't know I had?

Do I have the right address?
I expected a lower floor?
Has there been a mistake?
What don't you count?
Oh well, no, I'm not delivering anything.....

1. where is osama
2.is hunting allowed
3.can i work for st. micheal
4.can i see my family yet
5.i know im on the wrong floor,if im i big enough pain in the devils rear can i come back up.

1) How was the stone rolled away?
2) Anyway you can give us a hint on the cure for cancer?
3) Is there life elsewhere?
4) Does each person have a purpose or is it chance?
5) How's the fishing?

(I had to throw one light hearted one in there)

1. Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
2. Where's Waldo?
3. Do you really see EVERYTHING?
4. Were you in bad mood when you created my inlaws?
5. Are dogs allowed in here? B/c I'm leaving if not.

1) How come I never won the powerball?
2) How come I never shot the world record whitetail?
3) How come I never had a Play Boy centerfold for a wife?
4) Thanks for turning my ex-girlfriend into bigfoot! LOL
5) Where the nearest bar, lets go I'm buying!!

1. My grandfather Chester has been here for some time. Can you tell me where to find an old green Chevy truck with a half-dozen fishing rods sticking out the back?

2. All my dogs and cats aren't here yet. They are here, right?

3. Since I can't think of a single member of my family who should be... elsewhere, can you tell me where our street is?

4. Of course you did put it across town from the in-laws?

5. I'm no good with a harp. Can I just have a banjo?

I think you may be right, dukkillr, because the vampire's clothing is also invisible when viewed through a mirror.
But the question remains about how lady vampires pluck their eyebrows and apply makeup if they can't see themselves in the mirror. Do they go to the cosmetics dept in a department store and ask for a makeover every morning?
I can't get any sleep wondering about this.

Yeah, it's really the only possible explanation.

As for plucking of the eyebrows, here's my op: when a person becomes a vampire, they permanently stay the same for the rest of time (since they are the "undead"), which is why they don't grow any facial hair or put on any weight or anything like that. So, however the eyebrows were when the lady died, that's how they remain. The makeup part is a little trickier, but I'm guessing that since vampire bodies don't have to sleep or eat (the thirst for blood is just an addictive desire), they probably don't have to bathe as frequently either since they don't sweat (permanently cold skin). So the makeup would last a lot longer, especially since most ladies only remove it for sleep, which is N/A to a vampire. Furthermore, vampires live in covens, and I'm sure that the females don't mind assisting each other with their makeup.

)Btw, I'm not a Twilight fan, for all those wondering how I'm answering all these vampire questions.)

Thank you, dukkillr, for the answer to my question. That certainly takes a load off my mind.
Just one more thing. There is still a minor puzzle about vampire lore that continues to haunt me.
If a vampire is following you in his car, and you glance in your rear view mirror, will you see a driverless car behind you, or will the vampire's car also be invisible?