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A rooster lays an egg on the top edge of a triangle roof. Which way does it roll?

Question by 17henson. Uploaded on April 23, 2012

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from wvboy1022 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Roosters don't lay eggs. Right? lol

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

thats one talented rooster

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

He must have had some surgery done in Denmark. Not again! I gotta step up that appointment with my sex counselor.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

You caught me with that one. Would you say that the yolk of an egg IS red, or the yolk of an egg ARE red?

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Beats me.

Speaking of red yolks: Gal is eight months pregnant, still working every day to support a bum of a husband who gets drunk every day sitting on the couch watching soaps and Australian football. She stops for a few groceries on the way home from the job and is trying to wrestle the bags through the door when one of them with ketchup and carton of eggs gets loose and splatters on the floor. Husband looks her way and changes channels. "For crise sakes HELP ME!" He shuffles over. "Well, thash too bad dear but doont fret about it too much. Hish eyesh were too close tugether. He woodah died anyway!" Hopefully she didn't have her concealed carry permit.

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from country road wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Which way? All the way. Everyone knows that rooster eggs are round and not egg shaped.

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

It doesn't roosrers don't lay eggs.

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

It doesn't roosrers don't lay eggs.

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from Treestand wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

In my neck of the Woods its called Rooster Bullets at our local diner....Lol

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Is the Rooster's name Ru Paul.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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from Pray- hunt-work wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Does a rooster have a breast or a chest?

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from RylieGipson wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

if its a rooster that lays eggs.. wouldnt you name it chaz?

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from FirstBubba wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Only "mountain" roosters lay eggs! They're called Himalayan chickens!

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from Coyotekid123 wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Roosters don't lay eggs.

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from mauser78 wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Roosters don't lay eggs the last time I checked.

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from Oryx wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

7 1/2 shot and a modified choke.

Oops, sorry wrong site I guess.

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from jamesti wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

how about a newer one?

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from wvboy1022 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Roosters don't lay eggs. Right? lol

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

You caught me with that one. Would you say that the yolk of an egg IS red, or the yolk of an egg ARE red?

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from country road wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Which way? All the way. Everyone knows that rooster eggs are round and not egg shaped.

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from Treestand wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

In my neck of the Woods its called Rooster Bullets at our local diner....Lol

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

thats one talented rooster

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

He must have had some surgery done in Denmark. Not again! I gotta step up that appointment with my sex counselor.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Beats me.

Speaking of red yolks: Gal is eight months pregnant, still working every day to support a bum of a husband who gets drunk every day sitting on the couch watching soaps and Australian football. She stops for a few groceries on the way home from the job and is trying to wrestle the bags through the door when one of them with ketchup and carton of eggs gets loose and splatters on the floor. Husband looks her way and changes channels. "For crise sakes HELP ME!" He shuffles over. "Well, thash too bad dear but doont fret about it too much. Hish eyesh were too close tugether. He woodah died anyway!" Hopefully she didn't have her concealed carry permit.

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

It doesn't roosrers don't lay eggs.

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

It doesn't roosrers don't lay eggs.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Is the Rooster's name Ru Paul.

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from Pray- hunt-work wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Does a rooster have a breast or a chest?

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from RylieGipson wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

if its a rooster that lays eggs.. wouldnt you name it chaz?

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from FirstBubba wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Only "mountain" roosters lay eggs! They're called Himalayan chickens!

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from Coyotekid123 wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Roosters don't lay eggs.

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from mauser78 wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

Roosters don't lay eggs the last time I checked.

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from Oryx wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

7 1/2 shot and a modified choke.

Oops, sorry wrong site I guess.

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from jamesti wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

how about a newer one?

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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