"Worst", not "whores". And...my worst was probably falling out of a tree when I was 8, messing up the vertebrae in my lower back. I still struggle with issues from that.

I had a piece of re-bar impale me just above the kneecap. I was in Guatemala and had to use their local doctors to stitch it up.

Rylie

You are getting closer to a nomination for the Claxton Coppermouth Award for Literary Excellence.

One of my coworkers was once a maintenance man at the Mustang Ranch in Nevada. He saw some unusual work related injuries, but nothing like that. And no it was not an "entry level position".

If I took whores to the woods with me, my greatest injuries would be at the hands of an enraged wife.

On a related matter, does any have any "pimp injury" stories?

I was using a power drill I was holding the drill with one hand and the piece of metal in the other,and the drill bit snapped and I drilled a hole right thru my thumb. It all happened so fast I didn't know what happened. I was looking at the bit and blood was coming out of both sides of my thumb, I was surprised!
I've sprained my wrist a couple times too.
I have been lucky to not have any thing worst happen to me yet.

haha, I knew when I read this question, there would be plenty of funny comments. What a good way to start my morning off.

My worst hunting/fishing injury was taking a cranbait, with trebble hooks still on it, thinking it would be a good idea if I drilled it with a power drill, so I could add some BB's to make it rattle. Well, held the cranbait in my hand, it started spinning the hooks were ripping out chucks of skin. Learned my lesson on power tools and trying to improve lures that afternoon.

Wam Rudy Kenton LMAO! My last assignment in Germany was Grafenwoehr in Official correspondence you had to be REALLY careful not to make a typo!!!! ;)

WAM,I spent three years there as a civilian DOD employee, and lived about 6 KM away, it was much better than when I was riding tanks. Not a bad place for permanent assignment.

only injury requiring stitches,i thought it would be a good idea to remove a wasp broadhead from the arrow without the broadhead tool.to the bone,,,a 10 mile ride through the woods of wv on a three wheeler one handed ,clinching a paper towel and seven stitches later i back to my old dumb self.

Never had any itching or burning... but I did blow out an ACL by stepping into a beaver ditch duck hunting.

Kind of hunting, at least preparing for it - I was making a bow when I was 5 years old. Paring knife slipped and cut my left thumb to the bone. I ran around the house with my mom chasing me. What a mess. I think I slowed down when I got dizzy from lack of blood.

Broken bones, sports injuries, and joint surgeries. Can't think of anything hunting related, though I did have a heart attack the night after hunting and freezing my butt off in a freak cold front.

"Whores impaled on a rod iron fence." Now that's a classic!!!

worst impaled ,wrought iron fence.