Saw some people all dressed in white doin' some weird stuff in the distance way out in the middle of nowhere in VT. Not sure if they were some sort of cult or the KKK. Shot 'em all dead.

Not while hunting but after hunting I have in the past partaken in a few adult beverages before I was of legal age to do so.

Shane,
That's too funny.

The most illegal thing I've done? I'm sure I'm no different than a lot of guys. I left my license at home once but hunted anyways. Little things like that can happen to anyone.

Oh wait. Once in Canada I took the four wheeler to a bait station way back in the remote woods. I was not wearing orange while driving the 4 wheeler. I learned later that's a big no no. The guide never told us until one guy rec'd a $600 ticket. Ouch.

There's been a time or two i probably failed to meet the "hunters orange" requirements while bowhunting during a dual season( muzzleloader or junior day), not smart, but i made it, unscaithed.

Although not proud of it, as a kid growing up in the middle of nowhere, it was a little bit like the Duke's of Hazzard. One of our games was to try to beat the federal game wardens as they passed through our town. In the Spring, the goose migration was so large with hundreds of thousands of geese swarming our land and the river bottoms near home. Federal game wardens in airplanes patrolled the flock constantly looking for poachers and game wardens in four wheel drives patrolled the boundary on the ground. We always left a few sure shots go in the fall so we could rationalize taking a couple geese out of the flock in the Spring. We plotted all year just how and when to hit the flock in such a way that they would flare the planes and where we had an escape from the four wheel drives. We just took a couple of geese to make it interesting but the chase was always exciting as we expected we would be in the slammer for years if they ever caught us. We never got caught but did have to stay in the river nearly all night once to escape. I hope there aren't any federal game wardens reading this but we considered it a fair contest.

Agreed with shane and + 1 for you sir!!!

When I was bow hunting during the late season in WI (DEC) we had snow on the ground and the moon was so bright it was like daylight, I never shot nothing but if was fun to watch nature at night!!! Coyotes looking for food and the deer looking for drop corn I forgot I was hunting!! Man was that a fun night!! Finally I looked at my watch it was 1:00 am oopps!!

When I zipped up my gun in my case (in the bed of my truck), I accidentally left it unclosed by about 2 inches. When I was stopped by a DNR officer, he told me that he was going to "let me off easy" by not giving me a ticket for that. jeez.
About 10 buddies and I were up N. in MI fishing the hex hatch all night. At around 9am we went back to our trucks and went to sleep. We awoke to a DNR officer writing us all tickets for camping on state land without a permit (which is free to print off the internet and just has to be pinned to the tree). We got off due to the fact that the rule book states that "camping" is sleeping between the hours of 10pm and 8am. Jerk still cost me time in court to fight it and gas money to drive back up north to go to court.

Used to have a friend that was bad about shooting hen pheasants. Got rid of him after a few incidents.

A 10-round magazine in an H&K SL-7. The 5-round hadn't been shipped.