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I have tried to come up with a new question. It was hard till I looked at my darling wife? What bakes your biscuit, man or women. The love of my life does two things. First in the car she backs the volume knob down to no sound. I am talking 50 years. Does she just like the light. Second she puts root vegetables and coffee in the fridge. Lord save me. What is your bitch for your man or women.
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As a Post Script to the above post. Timing Truth and Communication is key to all of the above. God Bless and keep you.
Coffee keeps longer in the fridge! I keep mine in the freezer.
My hubs wads up a napkin in his hand while he eats dinner and then forgets about it, walking around the house with it until he eventually drops it in some random place like the office floor or the couch. I find wadded-up napkins all over the house. I am perfectly content to cook his dinners and pick up the dirty clothes he manages to drop just inches from the actual hamper for the rest of all eternity, but the wadded-up napkin thing chafes me!
My wife gets too much hair on my deer when she skins it, and cannot for the life of her, separate the muscle groups on the hind quarters when she bones it out. She has to be constantly reminded when picking my ducks to singe the pin feathers but the worst thing is her constant whining about how bad the guts of a turkey smell when she is cleaning the paltry 4 or 5 I kill a year.
You would have thought this sorority debutaunte would have either gotten used to it or learned better after all these years. Mama said I should have married an Auburn girl, but hey, I have standards.
Did I mention that she will bring me a beer, after it has been sitting on the counter for ten minutes and the temperature has risen to an unpalatable 50 degrees,,,
RES1956,
Stop it you're killing me!
You should keep wifey away from this site for a day or two lest your suds be even warmer.
A year ago Saturday night I held Cathy's hand for the last time as her sweet soul left her crushed body. For the life of me I can't think of a thing to complain about right now. Except that she's gone. Be thankful all ye gripers.
do we really need to post questions just to post questions? seems like its pushing other outdoors questions from guys that need real answers further back for no reason. Im going to agree with honker on this one quit your griping and save the spot for this sections intended purpose
Amen to that, Jeff and OH. My wife's health is failing and it saddens and frightens me. Not a d@mned thing I can do about it.
I agree that we should count our blessings, but this is turning into a real downer.
I think we need to lighten up, so in the spirit of the new season, I have to admit that my better half is not yet a Stepford wife. She believes that any meat that is cooked twice as long will taste twice as good. This might work with pot roast, but it does nothing to enhance the taste of a nice juicy steak.
I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but some of us turn to this site to escape our troubles and woes.
I dont have or want a Wife or a livein girl friend, Me and the Dog get along just fine, I do whatever I please, eat out three times a week, take out my Air Boat and ride in the swamp and Fish on Sunday go to Church and later one of the Church Ladies stopes over with a coverd dish, and that how I like It.
Man! I must be alone here! My wife is AMAZING! She is absolutely incredible! She makes dinner every day, takes care of our two daughters, cleans, and has time for me. I am so blessed to have found the amazing wife that she is. OH she is freakin hott too, I'm talkin' model quality. haha
My wife is In-freakin'-credible! She has this funny habit of taking one piece of food out of the package (bread, tortilla, etc.), takes one bite, then puts it back in. Haha! It's the little things that keep us going! But yeah, she's amazing (She puts up with me). Feltcheeks and I are in the same boat, my wife could be a model (take a look at my pics). And she gave me our beautiful little girl. I'm a lucky man!
Hoski,
...Or wearing them! LOL!
RES1956
My wife's birthday is Friday and I was going to have her cook me an elk stew, but we are going to her Mother's for a chicken dinner. First serious romance went off to Auburn. I started to follow her to school there, but fate spared me for a Tuscaloosa girl! Roll Tide, Roll!
WAM,
Dove season is out and bow season has not come in yet, so, we are going to Homecoming at the Capstone Saturday. I'll raise a can for you in the shadow of Denny Chimes.
Robert
RES---Keep me in mind, too. I'll be planting food plots Saturday, but I'll be watching the game on TV. I'll keep an eye out for you on the screen---you'll be the one wearing crimson and white, right?
Mine doesn't have any faults worth airing in public. I'm blessed to have someone like her who will tolerate me. Count your blessings, Carl, and listen to Honker. There but for the grace of God go I.
My wife keeps me firmly grounded in reality basically. When we were first married she had a number of little things that would irk me. After time passed, she still has some of those habits but they don't seem to bother me anymore.
RES,
Hoist one for me! A cold adult beverage and some Dreamland barbeque in Tuckylookie on a nice October afternoon is about as good as it gets! I see it will be about 80 at game time.
RTR
I have a wonderful woman and I am not one to complain. But, man why does she need all those shampoo and conditioner bottles! It is becoming easier to just shower in the guest bathroom!
Sometime a post isn't a post just a way of counting your blessings
WAM, your poor wife came only one day away from sharing in the glory of the not terribly rich but utterly famous. My birthday is today.
My girlfriend only does one thing that irks me, and that is she procrastinates. On EVERYTHING. She figures because she is a perfectionist about whatever it is she is doing, she can always wait to the last minute. Other than that, she is freaking amazing. She was a secret high school crush in '08 (my senior year) but I never realized she was the one until I thought I had lost her. Thank God for second chances, and the blessings that they bestow.
Happy Birthday, P.!
Wam, ditto from our corner of the country.
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A year ago Saturday night I held Cathy's hand for the last time as her sweet soul left her crushed body. For the life of me I can't think of a thing to complain about right now. Except that she's gone. Be thankful all ye gripers.
do we really need to post questions just to post questions? seems like its pushing other outdoors questions from guys that need real answers further back for no reason. Im going to agree with honker on this one quit your griping and save the spot for this sections intended purpose
Amen to that, Jeff and OH. My wife's health is failing and it saddens and frightens me. Not a d@mned thing I can do about it.
My wife gets too much hair on my deer when she skins it, and cannot for the life of her, separate the muscle groups on the hind quarters when she bones it out. She has to be constantly reminded when picking my ducks to singe the pin feathers but the worst thing is her constant whining about how bad the guts of a turkey smell when she is cleaning the paltry 4 or 5 I kill a year.
You would have thought this sorority debutaunte would have either gotten used to it or learned better after all these years. Mama said I should have married an Auburn girl, but hey, I have standards.
RES1956,
Stop it you're killing me!
You should keep wifey away from this site for a day or two lest your suds be even warmer.
I dont have or want a Wife or a livein girl friend, Me and the Dog get along just fine, I do whatever I please, eat out three times a week, take out my Air Boat and ride in the swamp and Fish on Sunday go to Church and later one of the Church Ladies stopes over with a coverd dish, and that how I like It.
Coffee keeps longer in the fridge! I keep mine in the freezer.
My hubs wads up a napkin in his hand while he eats dinner and then forgets about it, walking around the house with it until he eventually drops it in some random place like the office floor or the couch. I find wadded-up napkins all over the house. I am perfectly content to cook his dinners and pick up the dirty clothes he manages to drop just inches from the actual hamper for the rest of all eternity, but the wadded-up napkin thing chafes me!
I agree that we should count our blessings, but this is turning into a real downer.
I think we need to lighten up, so in the spirit of the new season, I have to admit that my better half is not yet a Stepford wife. She believes that any meat that is cooked twice as long will taste twice as good. This might work with pot roast, but it does nothing to enhance the taste of a nice juicy steak.
I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but some of us turn to this site to escape our troubles and woes.
My wife is In-freakin'-credible! She has this funny habit of taking one piece of food out of the package (bread, tortilla, etc.), takes one bite, then puts it back in. Haha! It's the little things that keep us going! But yeah, she's amazing (She puts up with me). Feltcheeks and I are in the same boat, my wife could be a model (take a look at my pics). And she gave me our beautiful little girl. I'm a lucky man!
Mine doesn't have any faults worth airing in public. I'm blessed to have someone like her who will tolerate me. Count your blessings, Carl, and listen to Honker. There but for the grace of God go I.
My girlfriend only does one thing that irks me, and that is she procrastinates. On EVERYTHING. She figures because she is a perfectionist about whatever it is she is doing, she can always wait to the last minute. Other than that, she is freaking amazing. She was a secret high school crush in '08 (my senior year) but I never realized she was the one until I thought I had lost her. Thank God for second chances, and the blessings that they bestow.
As a Post Script to the above post. Timing Truth and Communication is key to all of the above. God Bless and keep you.
Did I mention that she will bring me a beer, after it has been sitting on the counter for ten minutes and the temperature has risen to an unpalatable 50 degrees,,,
Man! I must be alone here! My wife is AMAZING! She is absolutely incredible! She makes dinner every day, takes care of our two daughters, cleans, and has time for me. I am so blessed to have found the amazing wife that she is. OH she is freakin hott too, I'm talkin' model quality. haha
Hoski,
...Or wearing them! LOL!
RES1956
My wife's birthday is Friday and I was going to have her cook me an elk stew, but we are going to her Mother's for a chicken dinner. First serious romance went off to Auburn. I started to follow her to school there, but fate spared me for a Tuscaloosa girl! Roll Tide, Roll!
WAM,
Dove season is out and bow season has not come in yet, so, we are going to Homecoming at the Capstone Saturday. I'll raise a can for you in the shadow of Denny Chimes.
Robert
RES---Keep me in mind, too. I'll be planting food plots Saturday, but I'll be watching the game on TV. I'll keep an eye out for you on the screen---you'll be the one wearing crimson and white, right?
My wife keeps me firmly grounded in reality basically. When we were first married she had a number of little things that would irk me. After time passed, she still has some of those habits but they don't seem to bother me anymore.
RES,
Hoist one for me! A cold adult beverage and some Dreamland barbeque in Tuckylookie on a nice October afternoon is about as good as it gets! I see it will be about 80 at game time.
RTR
I have a wonderful woman and I am not one to complain. But, man why does she need all those shampoo and conditioner bottles! It is becoming easier to just shower in the guest bathroom!
Sometime a post isn't a post just a way of counting your blessings
WAM, your poor wife came only one day away from sharing in the glory of the not terribly rich but utterly famous. My birthday is today.
Happy Birthday, P.!
Wam, ditto from our corner of the country.
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