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Ethical Dilemma: 2 giraffes attack your hippo that is out of the yard. Do you use the bat beside you to kill the giraffes or run to your house 10 miles away to grab a .22 pellet gun?

Question by I_Hav_No_Friends. Uploaded on February 22, 2011

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from 99explorer wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

The hippo can take care of itself. You are the one that needs help. Professional help.

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from lovetohunt wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Call in an F22 air strike. That should work!

Is that a logical answer? Or should I realize I am being an idiot and stop posting stupid stuff?

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from J4huntfish wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

i wouldnt have a bat or a .22 pellet gun, i would have the gun that matches the animal so it does not suffer? but quick question i want you to answer and i dont accept bullshit answers, what would you do in that situation?

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from davycrockettfv wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Dude, people disagreed with you. Time to accept and move on. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. Like my wife says, "It happens to lots of guys" :-)

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from T wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

your yard is 10 miles long?

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from wvboy1022 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I would sick my team of ninja warrior wombats on the giraffes, then send out my med-evac squad made of chimps and geckos to help my hippo. DUH! The only logical thing to do :)

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Dud not dude, you keep making up stupid questions, grow up or leave.

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from 99explorer wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Where is the spam filter when we really need it?

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Come on No Friends, post a response so we can give you a big ol' dose of red ink!

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from Treestand wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Ditto~99E!!!! HE has NO FRIENDS HERE.

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from mountaindew732 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

HIppo needs no help...interesting fact.....Hippo's are reported to kill more humans in Africa than any other animal.
Since no friends likes to waste space I figured i would use it to share this so we can enjoy some new fun facts

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/animal-face-off-hippo-vs-bull-shark.h...

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from J4huntfish wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

thanks mountain dew, they are fascinating animals arent they. i wonder what they taste like hahahaahah

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from Treestand wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

MD732,Great Video I LMAO!!!

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

not him again!

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from Dbetzner wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

smokey mccrackhead hear is trying to bring the point he was so inable to make on a news bullitin about the oklahoma city woman who shot two dogs that were mauling hers... and who other neighbors tried to break up including by hiting them with a broom the old woman shot the two dogs killing them.

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from Carl Huber wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

This Kid should have been a cook. He stirs the Pot very well.

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from I_Hav_No_Friends wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I would probably use the bat and kill the giraffes and then kill the hippo so as to provide food and protein for my african tribe that I am the chief of. Then I would go to my tent and celebrate with my 15 wives.

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from RES1956 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

15 wives, I like that. That celebration ought to take you about, ummm, 15 seconds,,,

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from nigins wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Watch the hippo evicerate the two stupid giraffes. and then run away

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from poco1994 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

please do not post nonsence

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from 99explorer wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

The hippo can take care of itself. You are the one that needs help. Professional help.

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from lovetohunt wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Call in an F22 air strike. That should work!

Is that a logical answer? Or should I realize I am being an idiot and stop posting stupid stuff?

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from T wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

your yard is 10 miles long?

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from davycrockettfv wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Dude, people disagreed with you. Time to accept and move on. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. Like my wife says, "It happens to lots of guys" :-)

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from Treestand wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Ditto~99E!!!! HE has NO FRIENDS HERE.

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from mountaindew732 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

HIppo needs no help...interesting fact.....Hippo's are reported to kill more humans in Africa than any other animal.
Since no friends likes to waste space I figured i would use it to share this so we can enjoy some new fun facts

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/animal-face-off-hippo-vs-bull-shark.h...

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from Treestand wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

MD732,Great Video I LMAO!!!

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

not him again!

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from wvboy1022 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I would sick my team of ninja warrior wombats on the giraffes, then send out my med-evac squad made of chimps and geckos to help my hippo. DUH! The only logical thing to do :)

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Dud not dude, you keep making up stupid questions, grow up or leave.

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from 99explorer wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Where is the spam filter when we really need it?

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Come on No Friends, post a response so we can give you a big ol' dose of red ink!

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from Carl Huber wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

This Kid should have been a cook. He stirs the Pot very well.

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from J4huntfish wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

thanks mountain dew, they are fascinating animals arent they. i wonder what they taste like hahahaahah

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from Dbetzner wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

smokey mccrackhead hear is trying to bring the point he was so inable to make on a news bullitin about the oklahoma city woman who shot two dogs that were mauling hers... and who other neighbors tried to break up including by hiting them with a broom the old woman shot the two dogs killing them.

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from RES1956 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

15 wives, I like that. That celebration ought to take you about, ummm, 15 seconds,,,

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from nigins wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Watch the hippo evicerate the two stupid giraffes. and then run away

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from poco1994 wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

please do not post nonsence

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from J4huntfish wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

i wouldnt have a bat or a .22 pellet gun, i would have the gun that matches the animal so it does not suffer? but quick question i want you to answer and i dont accept bullshit answers, what would you do in that situation?

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from I_Hav_No_Friends wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I would probably use the bat and kill the giraffes and then kill the hippo so as to provide food and protein for my african tribe that I am the chief of. Then I would go to my tent and celebrate with my 15 wives.

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