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Why Fifty Million People Fish: An F&S Classic by Nick Lyons

Why Fifty Million People Fish
With more than 400 magazine articles and 20 books to his name, Nick Lyons has been a force in the publishing of outdoor books for more than 30 years. Here, in an article from the August, 1972 issue of Field & Stream, Nick explores a favorite topic: why we fish. As you’ll see, he touches on things that ring familiar with all of us. Click here to read the article.

What sends a person away from the comforts of his hard-earned home to fight insects, rain, cold, and other disasters in the name of fishing?

There is a curious rumor that fishing is idyllic and pastoral, that it rejuvenates the spirit and excites the blood to high adventure, that it requires high intelligence. My experience has been otherwise. Your boat leaks. It rains. You fall in the water, freeze, boil, hook yourself, hook your partner, lose your equipment, catch the weeds, catch pneumonia, lose more equipment, snarl the line, get bitten by flies you can’t see, miss the big one, and hear, inevitably, that you “should have been here yesterday”—or last week or next month. If you return alive and sane, no one believes a word you tell them; if you stay out too long or too often, you lose your family or your job. If you don’t stay out long enough, he who did will taunt you until your death that “they began to bite like mad ten minutes after you left.”

You don’t want to neglect your wife, so you take her along: she gets bitten to shreds by blackflies and doesn’t speak to you for a year. You take your children along, since you’ve heard that in these hard times the family that fishes together stays together: you spend all day untying knots, the kiddies fall in, you bring them home sopping wet and sneezing, and your wife doesn’t speak to you for a year. You drive 300 miles for striped bass fishing: the tides are perfect, moon tides, but a hurricane has driven all the fish offshore. You fly to Montana in June: there’s a snowstorm.  You get up at 2:00 A.M. and collapse before you get to your pet stream. You get to your pet stream—but 9 million guys have gotten there before you.

They say that man has evolved. Fishing disproves it. In 1496, when Dame Juliana Berners wrote A Treatys of Fyshing with an Angle, it was possible to fish for a whole year for respectable fish with a few cents worth of equipment. In the Stone Age it was cheaper, and the fish were larger. Today more than $3 billion is spent annually by those called in the national surveys “habitual anglers.” And the fish are smaller and fewer, and certainly no smarter. On certain salmon rivers, the average fisherman spends more than $300 per salmon caught; it’s cheaper to have a dozen air-shipped from Scotland, and you don’t have to worry about the blackflies. President Grover Cleveland, who on this occasion knew whereof he spoke, pronounced: “At the outset, the fact should be recognized that the community of fishermen constitute a class or subrace among the inhabitants of the earth.” “Subrace.” There’s a message in that word. And in the word “habitual,” too. “Good luck” is the traditional greeting among brothers of the angle. Why not, “Good grief!”?

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from stick500 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

funny story

but if it were written today I doubt if any writer would mention that the fish are smaller and less plentiful than in the past

just shows that all the conservation work our country has done since '72 has really helped most fisheries

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from straightshooter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

"Your boat leaks. It rains. You fall in the water, freeze, boil, hook yourself, hook your partner..."

A bad day fishing still beats a good day at work!

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from suburban bushwacker wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Great writing, looking forward to the next one
SBW

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from rdorman wrote 2 years 6 days ago

that was excellent! i laughed so hard! This was def one of my favorite articles i've ever read. "And all for what? For a creature that averages about the weight of two Idaho potatoes and has a brain smaller than a chick pea. Evolution?" lol i loved that line. The one about taking your wife along cause you feel your neglecting her and then her getting bit by black flies and not talking to you for a year. That was the funniest one. My fiance laughed almost as hard as i did about that one. Cause it happened to her, minus the not talking for a year...more like a week

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from woodsmanj35 wrote 2 years 4 days ago

For some odd reason I am able to relate, only my boat doesn't leak...... Probably because I don't have on. I f I did I'm sure it would leak though.

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from WoodyInWA wrote 2 years 3 days ago

Fishing has and always will be a favorite pasttime--one you can share with your children, grandchildren, spouse, family and friends...for me it's just about spending quality time together. No outside distractions (unless you catch a fish!), just good times chatting on the lake and watching the sun come up or go down.

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from crappieman wrote 1 year 52 weeks ago

i dont care what size the fish i catch is. i just enjoy being on the water and getting sunburn like hell.

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from woodsmanj35 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Fishing is a very efficient method of wasting money!LOL

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from Zacattack wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

These are some of the reasons I fish alone. If I am alone then there is nobody to annoy me. Plus I focus much harder on catching fish when I'm alone.

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from weaver15 wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

ha ha. Couldnt have put it better!!.But a day out on the water. Not catching a thing.In the boiling heat is still a day better than any other in my book.You really have to love it. as do many

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from larrytowell wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

I love these old Field and Stream articles... takes you back every time!

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from Joe Demalderis wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Nick Lyons is one my favorite writers and this is another example of why.

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from bass bomber wrote 22 weeks 1 day ago

I dont even know why I fish, but its fun espicialy with friends. Except when they push you in the water cause you caught a catfish.

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from JeepDriver wrote 21 weeks 13 hours ago

It is not called Catching for a reason.......snicker

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from Gimpergoo wrote 20 weeks 6 days ago

No matter your age or experience there is nothen like the thrill of reeling in a fish weather its a yellowtail on the deck of a cattle boat or a bluegill on a vary light setup in the local pond. Everytime is like the first to me and I cant wait for the next!

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from dleurquin wrote 19 weeks 4 days ago

I fish because it's a lifelong journey of discovery - with or without the black flies.

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from Krispyhuntar wrote 19 weeks 4 days ago

great article so funny. another paragraph should touch on icefishing- the joys of windflags, windburn, frozen fingers, frozen toes,the rare event of falling through, and the even rarer event of a fish that doesn't steal your bait and run

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from barefootwt wrote 19 weeks 3 days ago

Fishing is therapeutic. I suffer with PTSD and my Dr. encourages me to go fishing as often as I can to bond with nature and just relax. When I come home with 2 or 3 catfish on my stringer,that is 2 or 3 catfish I don't have to buy. It also gives one the feeling of accomplishment, when that rod bends furiously and you reel in a possible meal. I have been fishing for more than 40 years, and everytime I reel one in, it still feels like the first.Now you name me one activity, sex excluded,that one can achieve pure pleasure from!

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from straightshooter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

"Your boat leaks. It rains. You fall in the water, freeze, boil, hook yourself, hook your partner..."

A bad day fishing still beats a good day at work!

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from stick500 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

funny story

but if it were written today I doubt if any writer would mention that the fish are smaller and less plentiful than in the past

just shows that all the conservation work our country has done since '72 has really helped most fisheries

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from woodsmanj35 wrote 2 years 4 days ago

For some odd reason I am able to relate, only my boat doesn't leak...... Probably because I don't have on. I f I did I'm sure it would leak though.

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from WoodyInWA wrote 2 years 3 days ago

Fishing has and always will be a favorite pasttime--one you can share with your children, grandchildren, spouse, family and friends...for me it's just about spending quality time together. No outside distractions (unless you catch a fish!), just good times chatting on the lake and watching the sun come up or go down.

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from rdorman wrote 2 years 6 days ago

that was excellent! i laughed so hard! This was def one of my favorite articles i've ever read. "And all for what? For a creature that averages about the weight of two Idaho potatoes and has a brain smaller than a chick pea. Evolution?" lol i loved that line. The one about taking your wife along cause you feel your neglecting her and then her getting bit by black flies and not talking to you for a year. That was the funniest one. My fiance laughed almost as hard as i did about that one. Cause it happened to her, minus the not talking for a year...more like a week

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from crappieman wrote 1 year 52 weeks ago

i dont care what size the fish i catch is. i just enjoy being on the water and getting sunburn like hell.

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from suburban bushwacker wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Great writing, looking forward to the next one
SBW

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from woodsmanj35 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

Fishing is a very efficient method of wasting money!LOL

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from Zacattack wrote 1 year 50 weeks ago

These are some of the reasons I fish alone. If I am alone then there is nobody to annoy me. Plus I focus much harder on catching fish when I'm alone.

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from weaver15 wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

ha ha. Couldnt have put it better!!.But a day out on the water. Not catching a thing.In the boiling heat is still a day better than any other in my book.You really have to love it. as do many

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from larrytowell wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

I love these old Field and Stream articles... takes you back every time!

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from Joe Demalderis wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Nick Lyons is one my favorite writers and this is another example of why.

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from bass bomber wrote 22 weeks 1 day ago

I dont even know why I fish, but its fun espicialy with friends. Except when they push you in the water cause you caught a catfish.

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from JeepDriver wrote 21 weeks 13 hours ago

It is not called Catching for a reason.......snicker

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from Gimpergoo wrote 20 weeks 6 days ago

No matter your age or experience there is nothen like the thrill of reeling in a fish weather its a yellowtail on the deck of a cattle boat or a bluegill on a vary light setup in the local pond. Everytime is like the first to me and I cant wait for the next!

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from dleurquin wrote 19 weeks 4 days ago

I fish because it's a lifelong journey of discovery - with or without the black flies.

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from Krispyhuntar wrote 19 weeks 4 days ago

great article so funny. another paragraph should touch on icefishing- the joys of windflags, windburn, frozen fingers, frozen toes,the rare event of falling through, and the even rarer event of a fish that doesn't steal your bait and run

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from barefootwt wrote 19 weeks 3 days ago

Fishing is therapeutic. I suffer with PTSD and my Dr. encourages me to go fishing as often as I can to bond with nature and just relax. When I come home with 2 or 3 catfish on my stringer,that is 2 or 3 catfish I don't have to buy. It also gives one the feeling of accomplishment, when that rod bends furiously and you reel in a possible meal. I have been fishing for more than 40 years, and everytime I reel one in, it still feels like the first.Now you name me one activity, sex excluded,that one can achieve pure pleasure from!

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