By Chad Love
We all know someone who's just no fun to drink with. The guy who, when he gets a few in him, becomes a loudmouth, a braggart, a belligerent or - if you're particularly unlucky - a weepy "I love you bro" babbler. But in my book there's nothing, absolutely nothing, worse than an ungulate who can't hold his liquor...
From this story on Huffington Post:
Too much elk-ahol? Rescue workers had their hands full on Tuesday night when an apparently drunk moose got itself stuck in a tree in Gothenburg, Sweden. Police believe that the moose became tipsy after ingesting a few too many fermented apples. "I thought at first that someone was having a laugh." Per Johansson, who first spotted the animal, told Swedish newspaper The Local . "Then I went over to take a look and spotted an elk stuck in an apple tree with only one leg left on the ground."