Stop me if you think you've heard this one before: a fading, self-important rock star/celebrity pitches a fit, makes unreasonable demands, then cancels a scheduled performance in support of his pet political cause. Former Smiths frontman and dour vegan pedant Morrissey, the man who soothed my angst-ridden teenage years with such uplifting songs like "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" and "Girlfriend in a Coma" recently cancelled a performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live because, and I'm not making this up, the "Duck Dynasty" guys were also scheduled to be on the show that night. And they're like, you know, "animal serial killers."
A New Zealand man swimming at a popular local beach was killed by several sharks even as police officers in boats and a helicopter opened fire on them.
From this story in the (UK) Daily Mail: An award-winning film and TV director was today mauled to death by a Great White shark as he swam off a popular New Zealand tourist beach. Adam Strange, 46, was attacked and pulled under water about 200metres from Auckland’s Muriwai Beach at around 1.30pm in front of hundreds of beach tourists. Up to three more sharks were said to have been drawn to the attack as police officers fired at least 20 shots from a lifeboat and helicopter in a desperate bid to rescue him.
A Michigan state-record muskie caught last October has now been certified as a world record, reports cbslocal.com: Joseph Seeberger of Portage landed the fish Oct. 13 on Lake Bellaire, about 25 miles northeast of Traverse City. The muskie weighed 58 pounds, was 58 or 59 inches long and had a girth of 29 inches. The DNR earlier said that the fish had the state record based on weight. Seeberger said he’d been fishing for small-mouth bass with friends when he wasn’t haven’t much luck. He switched to live bait — and that’s when it happened. “About two minutes later I had the fish on,” Seeberger told WWJ Newsradio 950′s John Hewitt.
California hunters — who already must hunt with lead-free ammo across the range of the California condor — are now facing a new push to ban all lead hunting ammunition statewide.
From this story on mercurynews.com: Fresh off a wave of success in the state Capitol last year, animal welfare groups are taking aim at a new target this year: hunting with lead ammunition. The Humane Society, Audubon California and Defenders of Wildlife are behind a major push to make California the first state to ban lead ammunition for all types of hunting, setting the stage for a showdown with some hunters and adding another layer to the heated gun control debate.
The hills of Wyoming will be alive with the sound of...silence. Wyoming Gov. Matt Mead signed a bill allowing the use of suppressed guns for all hunting.
From this story in the Casper Star-Tribune: Gov. Matt Mead signed a bill into law that will allow the use silencers on firearms for all types of hunting. Mead signed the bill on Monday and the law will go into effect in July. The federal government regulates silencers and 39 states allow civilian ownership of them.
If you're reading this right now and you're in college, you're probably either skipping class (in which case, you should be out fishing) or you're in class but ignoring your prof's lecture while you surreptitiously read F&S on your laptop, tablet or phone. Either way, stop being a slacker and instead put that unhealthy interest in hunting and fishing to good use. The Outdoor Writers Association of America is looking for aspiring scribes for its annual college scholarship program.
From an OWAA press release: The application deadline is approaching for the 2013 Bodie McDowell scholarship offered by the Outdoor Writers Association of America. The postmark deadline is March 1, 2013. Scholarships are for the 2013-14 academic year. Established in 1966, more than $100,000 in scholarships has been awarded since 2002. Approximately $22,000 in scholarships will be awarded in 2013.
A pair of bills just introduced in the Montana state house that would give more local control over big-game regulations are raising red flags with that state's outdoorsmen.
From this story in the Billings Gazette: Two bills that would give counties more control over big-game populations are being opposed by sporting groups and Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks. Rep. Nancy Ballance, R-Hamilton, submitted House Bills 375 and 376 to allow more local control over impacts from deer, elk and antelope that forage on agricultural land.
Fans of African sporting literature are well aware of the fact that the cape buffalo is the one animal you really don't want to tangle with when it gets angry. Apparently, this crocodile never read Ruark.
Following the defeat of a similar bill last year legislation to prioritize hunting and fishing on federal lands has once again been introduced in the Senate.
From this story on nola.com: The Theodore Roosevelt Conservation Partnership Tuesday announced its support of the Hunting and Fishing Heritage and Opportunities Act, recently introduced Senate legislation that promotes science-based management of fish, wildlife and their habitats and establishes hunting and fishing as priority activities that must be recognized and facilitated by the federal public lands planning process.
Everyone knows that the sewers of New York City are crawling with giant, man-eating alligators. Much like rudeness and Woody Allen flicks, sewer gators are one of New York's signature "things." Apparently gators in other parts of the world are now trying to get in on the act.