The late G. Sitton was the most gifted gun writer of the generation that is now fading from sight. During the 1980s he moved to Arizona and whored after false gods by writing advertising copy. We kept in touch, however, and once in a while he would send me a fan letter. This one is reproduced exactly as he wrote it, and is in response to an article I did in the 1989 Gun Digest entitled, “I Sold All My Lovely Wood.”
Whilst taking in the splendor of the SCI Convention, I was treated to three insightful quotes. Here they are. “You know what the trouble with some of these gun companies is? They’re run by yuppies who don’t know anything about guns. They’ve all got MBAs and they draw up a business plan and when it doesn’t work they still stick with it because it’s The Plan and they don’t know enough to do anything else.”—S.C., a grim and grizzled gun writer.*
As always when SHOT Show comes to Orlando, you can find plenty of girls with guns. What's hard to find, though, is a girl with guns who knows how to use them. Here is Pistol Packin‚ Paula, who is definitely not your standard booth babe. Paula has been twirling six-shooters for 16 years, and entertains crowds with fancy gun handling and riding. She shoots balloons off horseback, getting close enough to pop them with blanks.
"I can't use live ammunition or I'd kill my audience," she says.
Sometimes new guns aren't ready for SHOT Show. What manufacturers usually do is cobble together a prototype, show it to us and lie about when we'll see production models. Not Benelli.
Anyway, before we get into guns, you all heard about the jet that took a swim in the Hudson River yesterday because a flock of birds flew into the engines. According to a friend of mine who works for the Federal wildlife control service, the person who got the bird-control stopped at New York City airports was Madam Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Apparently Hillary heard they were killing birds and made a phone call. Now she is off to bring peace to the world. I will not hold my breath.
The picture here sums up my first impression of the 2009 SHOT Show. "Tactical" is the word. That's the Woolrich tactical booth, which conjures up images of Elmer Fudd rapelling down the side of a building.