I'd like to take this moment to make a public service announcment to our younger readers.

It is very easy to drool over a beautiful woman and imagine how fine life would be with a smokin hot honey drapped on your arm but as you grow older and wiser you will learn that woman "like that" have claws and fangs sharper than any hook found on a fishing lure. These claws and fangs are made not for fish but for the destruction of the lives of young men.

My advice is to take Alice "for a couple cast" then move on to the Magic Swimmer. Life will be much simpler and the hooks will pull out much easier.

-pappa buckhunter-

1. The field and stream model is always in the mood to play.
2. Midnight runs are much better with the Sebile
3. If the sebile is not working I can go with another lure.
4. the sebile does not mind being called my favorite hooker.

A new world record size Wiper fish was just caught unofficially weighed and eaten from a Colorado lake without proper recognition. Joe, I need a date or two with that magic swimmer, if not, I'll have to go out and fish with widgets......

A man is capable of aquiring both models. A man is also capable of losing both models. I'll stick with the one that is cheaper and easier to replace. Gimme the lure.

Hmmm... Everything I wanted to say has been said already.

I'll refer to a biblical way of thinking...
"Give a man a beautiful woman, and he'll probably forget to eat. But give a man a Magic Swimmer, and he'll be full on fish forever."

Like the above post, my tackle isn't heavy enough (that might be taken the wrong way, I retract it!). Seriously though, that Magic Swimmer looks like just the ticket for Smith Mountain Lake, not too many trout there but what bass or striper has ever passed up on a dumb, slow trout? Probably none.

Your cover model will let me tie it up with a good knot with no complaints, I'd bet the other model would put up a good fight and cost alot more money to tie up!

The point of fishing is to attract and catch fish, no woman no matter how pretty is going to attract fish, a hot new fishing lure on the other hand will, so I'll take the Sebile please.

I don't have padded seats in my john boat or I would ask the lady.

I'd like to go on a date with the provocative Magic Swimmer and its come hither motion, I'd be turning all kinds of heads with both, but I'd get more action from the Magic Swimmer. Alice Eve, maybe spring break if I get lucky!!

Buckhunter,
I agree 100%. Good lesson to learn. Drool all you want guys but the women with the awesome personalities are the best in my book.

I'd take both, but I'm married and I liek to be alive so I'll take the sebile please

Easiest question ever- I'd take Ms. Eve in a heartbeat. She could get me a dozen free sebile lures in that outfit.

The both have good tails, both induce strikes, both can probably shake their hips.....if only Ms. Eve had some hooks attached, id just cast her. In that case give me the magic swimmer.

all you have to do is weigh your options on one hand you have an awesome bait the other hand you have a beautiful model... any outdoorsmen knows what to pick...

the model and sweet talk your way into her buying you one of those and its a win win!!!!!!!!!

Additionally, I hope the winner fishes with that lure. Just as the old saying goes, a house needs to be lived in...a lure needs to be fished.

Gimme the lure. When I am on the water, I am looking for some peace and quiet along with some good times with the "guys". If you have a woman on the boat...well, there is not going to be much quiet. All the noise I want to hear is the line being ripped out with a nice 5 pounder on the hook.

I'd like to go on a date with the provocative Magic Swimmer and its come hither motion, I'd be turning all kinds of heads with both, but I'd get more action from the Magic Swimmer. Alice Eve, maybe spring break if I get lucky!!

The Magic Swimmer never says "No".

One I can't afford, the other I REALLLLY can't afford!! I'll go w/the Sebile since my wife gets SOO touchy about the gender of my fishing buddies!

I'll take the F&S cover model because 1) I'm not a lesbian (no matter what crm3006 thinks) and 2) I can safely share the F&S model with my boyfriend without worrying about him leaving me for her.

The Majic swimmer dosn't talk back.

Well Joe, I'm not sure which cover model you could hook me up with , but I do know which one my wife would allow--and that is a valuable piece of information to have!

The Magic Swimmer can't talk... and doesn't have periods. Also, last time I checked, lures don't like diamonds.

Sorry Joe, I just can't honestly say that I would do that. So, if she sees this and approves and contacts you please put her in touch with me.

Anything I would catch from the swimmer my wife wouldn't want me to bring home but the other she wouldn't mind me catching all I could with that.

My Top Ten Reasons to choose the Sebile over Alice:

(10) You don't have to feed the Sebile
(9) Old men with young girls are "Creepy"
(8) Sebiles don't blab about your secret fishing spots
(7) My kayak fits only one
(6) Divorce is expensive
(5) She'll make me shave
(4) Only lures should be sleek, double jointed and made of soft plastic
(3) My son will hit on her
(2) Only Democrats cheat on their wives
And the number one reason I choose the Sebile over Alice,

(1) Take away the make-up, dress and put Alice in waders and she'll look like Earnest Borgnine.

As a happily married fisherman, I can use only one of the two items above without seriously offending my wife. Seriously offending my wife would seriously cut into my fishing time, and so I therefore choose Magic Swimmer.

I would rather have a new Weatherby Athena. I have a beautiful Redhead.

my line are reel just arent strond enough to throw a lady and then reel in some fish, although i think itd be harder to reel in the all the guys jumping on her/ i'll take the magic swimmer

thanks for getting my heart pumping lol

I'll take this Sebile over the model any day...well, maybe anyday;) She probably dosn't know how to fish, anyway.

I'd take the Sebile Magic Swimmer simply cause I'd get a lot more use out of it than I would a super model. The magic swimmer wouldn't complain about the heat, bugs,and like the others have posted wont complain if I let someone else use her for the afternoon. If I lost it, all I have to do is make up a suitable fishing story and explained the loss of a magic swimmer. If I had a supermodel,well the whole story would be bit fishy to say the least

I'll go with the sebile. You think I could hook the model with the lure as well as some bass?

I would pick the sabile magic swimmer because Ill have bigger fish to fry with it, literally. And Im 13 what a good choice.

The only bad thing about the lure is that fish will try to steal it from me. Ill have to be careful.

I dunno.

Just because she's a young beautiful actress/model, that doesn't mean that she's necessarily shallow and stupid. But it would be a safe bet.

But to be fair, does she own and train Labradors for Hunt Tests and Hunting?

If I wanted to fish the depts of any lake I'd throw Alex,She's blond,garanteed she will swim down instead of up if pitched her in!

Both are goodlooking specimens, respectively.

If I caught another man using the lure I could hold the Sebile's head underwater for quite some time; not so with Ms Eve. That's probably a safer bet all around then, isn't it?

Looks can be deceiving, but she doesn't look like she fishes. And what in the world would we talk about? "Hey Alice, did you ever take that big bull you said you were after?" Don't think so. Besides, I'm married to a beautiful woman, and I'd rather see one of my kids catch a fish on that lure than anything else.

That girl looks perfect in the picture, but most likly she is too skinny in real life (the camera added ten pounds right?). The Sebile on the other hand looks perfect....and from what I hear, almost guranteed to add ten pounds or so in bass to the end of my line.

So basing my decision purly on math...I chose the one that is going to give me more.

Why the Magic Swimmer is better to take fishing than Alice Eve:
1. When you're tired of using it, you just put it in a box.
2. It doesn't complain when you throw it in the lake.
3. Ditto throwing it against a rock, log, or in the moss.
4. It will look as good and perform as well in twenty years as it does today.
5. It will continue to perform as long as you can keep working it.
6. It doesn't care if you smell like fish.(beer, sweat . . .)
7. It doesn't care if you have it along just to get the attention of others.
8. It's OK with it if you go fishing with another lure for a while.
9. It doesn't mind if your boat is not as pretty as the one next to you.
10. If you get another model just like it, but different color, it's fine.
11. It's fine if you don't pay any attention to it for months at a time.

I have already caught and married my model but I still need to catch a big one so I can put it on a pedestal too. Maybe a date with Sebile could help me do that.