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“Mr. Buck” Poacher Claims Self-Defense, Then Pleads Guilty

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August 28, 2009

“Mr. Buck” Poacher Claims Self-Defense, Then Pleads Guilty

Yesterday, 27-year-old Brandon Eugene Gregory pleaded guilty to entering a Houston wildlife sanctuary and beheading a tame deer known as “Mr. Buck.” He did not originally claim full responsibility, however.

From the Houston Press’ Hair Balls blog:

Brandon Eugene Gregory [originally] claimed that the beheading was done in self-defense after Mr. Buck attacked him, despite the fact that a) Gregory showed up with bolt cutters and a bone saw, b) he'd used those bolt cutters to slice his way in through the exhibit's fence, c) Mr. Buck was very tame, child-friendly, and used to interacting with people, while d) Gregory possesses the sort of haunted thousand-yard stare usually reserved for ex-KGB assassins.

Hair Balls was able to think of no less than ten slightly less. . . insane excuses he could have used.

Be sure to check them out (keeping in mind that the article contains some mild profanity.)

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from idduckhntr wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

This dude aint right in the head, and should be locked up,taken out of the gene pool or both.

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

This idiot not only needs the book throwm at him, he deserves the bookshelf thrown at him too! Jackass!!

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from seadog wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

This dipsh!t needs to be culled from the herd.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

As the population of idiots grow in this country I ask myself "When do we get idiot season?"

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from seadog wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

Hey buckhunter, I'll be at the front of the line for that permit!

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from Hunt_Hard wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

haha
This is gut is definitely not all there! Lets just say it was in self defense, so why did he have to cut off the head? He will be in a heap of trouble over this im sure.

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from Hunter Savage wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

you cant fix stupid, but you should remove it from the gene pool .

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from Kim wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

Poachers are sorry pieces of crap who spit in the face of real hunters as they steal our natural resources and those of future generations. Real hunters follow rules while poachers think laws and rules are for saps and not them. How about some real justice? HANG 'EM! They don't care about anyone but themselves so why should we care what happens to them? Obviously the slaps on the hands that they have been getting isn't working. All for the braggin rights of some antlers!

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from Kim wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

SELF DEFENSE? How stupid. He wouldn't have had to defend himself if he wasn't ilegally there.

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from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

I can think of a number of ways to deal with his kind. All include giving him the same chance he gave the animal.....

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from Bella wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

He used bolt cutters and a bone saw? How messy!
If he had been doing Tameshigiri with a katana, he might have at least gotten points for style but breaking in a nd slaughtering a privately owned tame deer that was a public exibit is quadruple Bad. I'm sure the Texan will nail his hide to the wall though...

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from monstercollecter wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

What an idiot hes so lazy he cant even illegally kill animals that arent in a cage.

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from RobinHood wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

It is people like this that bring bad light onto the rest of us. Hopefully he pays dearly.

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from mattreney wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

wow he'll do good in prison the tough manly man he is killing a caged animal

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from dave the bowhunter wrote 2 years 37 weeks ago

just give him a good 10.000 fine that will hurt for a long time paying that off

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from dave the bowhunter wrote 2 years 37 weeks ago

did any body say how he killed the deer

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from scbowhunter wrote 2 years 37 weeks ago

This guy ain't seen the football since the kickoff.

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from 7Derrick wrote 2 years 36 weeks ago

Did he kill the deer with the bone saw then? It seems sort of difficult to behead a live deer with only a bone saw and pliers. All the same, its idiots like these that make it so much harder to win the public image as hunters. The average person doesn't see the difference between poachers and hunters.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 27 weeks ago

I have heard quite a bit of excuses but this one ranks in my top 5. I take it that he decapitated the deer to show the officers what deer was responsible for charging him...

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

This idiot not only needs the book throwm at him, he deserves the bookshelf thrown at him too! Jackass!!

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from idduckhntr wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

This dude aint right in the head, and should be locked up,taken out of the gene pool or both.

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from seadog wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

This dipsh!t needs to be culled from the herd.

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from monstercollecter wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

What an idiot hes so lazy he cant even illegally kill animals that arent in a cage.

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from Bella wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

He used bolt cutters and a bone saw? How messy!
If he had been doing Tameshigiri with a katana, he might have at least gotten points for style but breaking in a nd slaughtering a privately owned tame deer that was a public exibit is quadruple Bad. I'm sure the Texan will nail his hide to the wall though...

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

As the population of idiots grow in this country I ask myself "When do we get idiot season?"

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from dave the bowhunter wrote 2 years 37 weeks ago

just give him a good 10.000 fine that will hurt for a long time paying that off

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from dave the bowhunter wrote 2 years 37 weeks ago

did any body say how he killed the deer

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from mattreney wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

wow he'll do good in prison the tough manly man he is killing a caged animal

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from seadog wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

Hey buckhunter, I'll be at the front of the line for that permit!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Kim wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

Poachers are sorry pieces of crap who spit in the face of real hunters as they steal our natural resources and those of future generations. Real hunters follow rules while poachers think laws and rules are for saps and not them. How about some real justice? HANG 'EM! They don't care about anyone but themselves so why should we care what happens to them? Obviously the slaps on the hands that they have been getting isn't working. All for the braggin rights of some antlers!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Kim wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

SELF DEFENSE? How stupid. He wouldn't have had to defend himself if he wasn't ilegally there.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

I can think of a number of ways to deal with his kind. All include giving him the same chance he gave the animal.....

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from RobinHood wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

It is people like this that bring bad light onto the rest of us. Hopefully he pays dearly.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Hunter Savage wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

you cant fix stupid, but you should remove it from the gene pool .

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Hunt_Hard wrote 2 years 38 weeks ago

haha
This is gut is definitely not all there! Lets just say it was in self defense, so why did he have to cut off the head? He will be in a heap of trouble over this im sure.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from scbowhunter wrote 2 years 37 weeks ago

This guy ain't seen the football since the kickoff.

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from 7Derrick wrote 2 years 36 weeks ago

Did he kill the deer with the bone saw then? It seems sort of difficult to behead a live deer with only a bone saw and pliers. All the same, its idiots like these that make it so much harder to win the public image as hunters. The average person doesn't see the difference between poachers and hunters.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 27 weeks ago

I have heard quite a bit of excuses but this one ranks in my top 5. I take it that he decapitated the deer to show the officers what deer was responsible for charging him...

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