Wife's To Do List:

Learn how to load and fire a shotgun!!

Kinda like self-professed bear guru Timmy Treadwell's disenchanted girlfriend trying to use a skillet to club the big grizzly that was chewing on him at their campsite in Katmai National Park. It didn't work out so well for them though. Not much was left of the couple but a few bones when the pilot came to check on them a few days later.

You went outside to face a bear without being armed?
Turn your Man-Card over to your wife, it's hers now.
Your balls, too.

Reminds me of a story. A man upon being told two lion were stalking his wife replied, "those lion got themselves into that fix, let them get themselves out of it"!

Woman are amazing creatures. They are calmer than we are, not as strong, prone to avoid conflict and think things through. But will rush into harms way to save or defend those they love. If the good Lord takes your rib pray he makes you a lady like this man's wife.

good ol joe biden was right! all ya need is a double barrel. However learning how to fire it would probably be a better option but that might have ended up with a husband full of buckshot