July 26, 2013
A Bear Walks Into a Bar...
By Ben Romans
It’s the peak of summer, so you have to expect some wildlife to be out-and-about, looking for the best food sources, maybe some shade—and most certainly something to drink. But a few bar patrons in Estes Park, Colorado never expected a black bear’s thirst would lead it through the front door of the bar.
A Denver CBS affiliate reported on one unusual encounter.
Take a look and then submit your best end to a joke that begins: "A bear walks into a bar..." in the comments below. We’ll pick the best and award the winner a Cabela’s All-In-One-Plus Gun Cleaning Kit.
Just two rules: keep it clean, and no personifying the big boar as Norm from the 80s sitcom "Cheers." That’s too easy, and besides, I already thought of it.