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Caption Contest: Write the Best, Win a Pair of Korkers Wading Boots
By Tim Romano
You all know how this works. Write your best caption below and we will pick what we consider the best one and award you a prize.
The winner this week scores big time with a pair of Korkers Guide Wading Boots complete with their famous interchangeable sole and BOA "lace" system. They retail for $179.99
Good luck, and may the best caption win.
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""BEST SUMMER CAMP EVER""!!!!
Hi Mom. I guess you were right. This livin' off the land business sucks. Could you send me a pot roast?
"Mom I think I might be staying a while longer"
Proudly serving: Alaska State Troopers on the job!
OW!!This gun has a little more kick than I thought!
Mom, having a great time! Send more shotgun shells- these birds don't go down that easily...
"I was thinking of you when I borrowed the helicopter Mom"
Hi mom it's me don't shoot.
Hey guys i know we're out here in the middle of Gods country hunting these elusive jackalope... and... but... don't tell anybody but... I really miss my mom.
Dear Mrs. Deeter,
We have retreived this photo, the last known of Kirk while alive, from a pile of bear scat in the Alaskan wilderness. If he had only learned how to load the gun, things may have turned out differently. God Bless.
-buckhunter-
p.s. The bear ate everything except his Michigan hat, go figure.
Last week while fishing a gorgeous trout stream in a high mointain park, little Billy was put on bear patrol, needless to say he got bored. Funeral services for Frank will be held this Thursday at 10AM.
I told you I could make it out here in the Yukon mom. Thanks for sending the emergency helicopter and survial gear though.
HI MOM, SEND MORE SHOTGUN SHELLS!!!
Canada's front line of security at the 2010 winter olmpics.
The last known photo of Jebidiah Johnson. Taken as he played air guitar while waiting for high tide.
Dear Mom,
Send more shotgun shells. I used them all to make you this
Quit fooling around billie, we gotta get the chopper up and find dad.Moms never gonna let us go camping again...
Mom,
I am now an emplyee for the Department of Homeland Security. I am based in this remote area, and I am tasked with doing full underwear checks before boarding.
Hi Mom! Never had so much fun playing in a sand box! XXOO
SWM, 18: Enjoys sitting for hours on the beach. Looking for that special someone that enjoys the smell of gunpowder in the morning as much as I do.
Getting lost in the bush sucks... especially when your mother pilots the SAR chopper.
"Just wait until I tell your father when he gets home from work..."
After trying to learn to cast a fly rod with dismal results, Petzal was inspired to write a blog, "50 Greatest Guns for Rainbow Trout."
HI MOM the chopper ran out of fuel so we are going to be here for alittle while longer but boy are we having a great time
HI MOM i get to play with guns now
After spending a week eating nothing but MRE chili, Jimmy took "writing your name in the snow" to a whole new level...
A picture of a man with a gun is worth a thousand words
Joey wrote this before the bear got him..
I spent $60,000 to send that kid to school and THIS is was she does with her life
Is that a freakin bear back there
Please send money..out of gas
Great, I just received my first $25,000 post card
She hasn't harvested anything yet, but still makes time to tell her mom back home hello and that she is ok.
Hi Mom.........a.k.a. could you send some money
Not willing to let go of the shot gun, Lee noticed the dog had a good idea for fixing an itchy butt.
Hey at least its not a tattoo!
Bill, I told you if you miss that fish Ill follow up and blow him out of the water!
Hi Mom!.. 'nuff said
Hi Mom, send AAA I shot the wrong bird?
Hi Mom, Told you I'd hunt some taliban
Gun, Ammo, Helo ...but no TP Him Mom send TP
Time to bring home the bacon....and ribs.
"Hi Mom with yellow snow was much easier last winter"
Hmmm, I wonder how you field dress a helicopter?
After becoming delusional and having flashbacks of his 5 seconds of fame on ESPN, Dave writes the wrong thing in the dirt and finds himself alone again after the rescue helicopter leaves realizing that Dave didn't need help after all.
Honestly mom it was a bird strike .. I didn't shoot out the window..
Dinner is at 7 see ya then.
Hi mom run out of gas so they put me on first watch.
Hi Mom,wish you were here!
Some guides will do anything to keep their spot secret.
Hi Mom, I'm in the middle of nowhere..I love you and miss you a lot but Don't worry about me because I have my shotgun to protect me from harm..I see you soon Mom!!!
TR..
I may have overdrawn the credit card...
Wow, hevi shot really is worth the price
Spring Break is great. I love the beach!
Hi Mom! (It took me 8 boxes of shells to spell that out)
Some Beach Somewhere!
Stressed from a long semester in college, Billy opted for a little "adventure travel" over the winter break.
No matter what Doris tried to make him a man Dave will always be, a Momma's Boy!
"Hi Mom, are you impressed yet?"
Actual message reads "Stranded near lake cHiMomenoguk. Out of food, ammo, and gas. Send help." Should have coughed up extra for the wide angle lens.
Mom, this will be easier than shooting fish in a barrel!
"I pay 6 grand for the trip and the wife gets the Hi. Typical." -Dad
You better like this Mom it took me an hour to write this and I've never used a gun before. If you don't like it I may have to us the gun on YOU.
Thanks for packing the bird-shot. It’s working better than the DEET.
"Trip of a lifetime, gettin' skunked but at least I can salute the sweet one who birthed me."
Well, I was strollin through this field here and stumbled upon the wierdest deer tracks I've ever seen.
In the middle of a once in a lifetime trip, catching more fish than could be dreamed of, and even tagging a few birds, it was time to take a step back and thank those who helped you get there.
Mom I am about to be arrested, it is illegal to use rotorcraft to transport hunters in Alaska.
(Ever wonder why there were so many B&C Dall rams taken by military officers in the 60's but the ratio dropped in the 70's after this law went into effect)
hello motha hello fatha here i am with a busted chopta
"After 4,697 rounds, Gary was finally finished his mom's birthday present"
Send lawyers, guns and money -- and put some more Zevon on the old iPod.
And that was the last she ever heard of her little Jimmy.
This is gonna be the perfect photo for Sarah Palin's Mothers Day card
"Unfortunately, Jill Smith of Fishhead, Alaska wasted all her ammo writing in the dirt just before the grizzly appeared."
Hi Mom, still living on a prayer, although the chopper really helped. Thanks!!
Hi mom, please send money. I need to buy more shotgun shells.
hi mom, i wrote that message with love to you by sitting down and pullin' the trigger.
"Come on! Get to the chopper" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator
"...and somewhere, the angler is wishing his guide would get back to help him, and hoping in vain that she's left one or two for the now inevitable bear..."
"Are we out of 6's? I guess I'll take the box of 4's, my dad will feel left out otherwise"
"So Mom, you know how you thought I was attending business school for the last four years? Well I used the money to get my pilot's license so I could fish and hunt some of the most beautiful and adventurous places on earth. I do look like I MEAN business though right?"
Hi Mom. The fish fear and CHUNG CHUNG the grizz stay clear of me.
Hi mom. The fish fear me and the Grizz - CHUNG CHUNG - better stay clear of me.
Hi Mom I'm in good hands with Allstate.... My agent says I'm covered LOL
Hi Mom. I got my toes in the water, butt in the Sand
Not a worry in the world, a pump shotgun in my hand
Life is good today. life is good today.
hi mom. I'll be late for dinner
i am pretty sure AAA only covers roadside service...does this count???
Hi Mom! Guess what? I won the latest episode of Survivor on the very first day!!
Hi Mom, much love... p.s- don't wait up!
"Hi Mom, Just wanted to let you know I'm doing fine, and have everything a growing boy needs"
Send lawyers, guns and money!
Mom, I was always jealous of the boys being able to write their name in the snow...until now.
Hi Mom I'm having a great time but what did the pilot mean when he said my ticket was for one way?
what can i say except " hello mudda...Hello fudda here i am at camp grenada"
What sally did after being the first woman to win the MVP at the super bowl "i love you mom, im going to alaska"
"I do NOT recommend shooting these 3 1/2" magnums..."
Just sitting here..very, very silenty...waiting for I am a fish to swim by..........
Sorry guys couldn't resist
High Tech Redneck
Just telling you I'm fine. Borrowed the chopper, and dad's new toy. Be home soon!
Oops. I'm all out.
take one without the flash, I dont want to look overexposed
What's that black object in the upper left corner?
Grizzly watch.
Korkers ... when felt soles aren't an option.
Look what I did.
Best trip ever!
This is what happens when we send sportsmen to other planets, to get back at them for crop circles!
"And she only thought i might bring home dinner.
What she didn't know is that i would come home more of a man.
With more love and respect for life."
Dear Mom:
Summer camp is going great. Scared off the counselors the first day. Since then, it has been a blast.
Setting here waiting for the tide to come. Tom says this is the best spot when the water cames in, so I've got my decoys out and I'm waiting for the water and the ducks.
The new Kicks Hi Mom choke had been patterned and was ready to go.
Don't worry Mom. Although I forgot my bear spray, I'm sure as hell not gonna end up like Timothy Treadwell.
<>
Do you want to to shoot your name in the ground next?
Hi Mom, I pulled over to use the creepy crap shack on the side of the road and ended up here. Now I guess we all know what happens when we go inside.
New shotgun $120, New Corkers $180, Trip to Montana $1200, picture of me in my new Corkers after shooting my shotgun PRICELESS!
After escaping prison by stealing a police chopper, the whereabouts of Tom "Momma's Boy" Johnson are still unknown as he continues to play games with the FBI.
Keeping the near and dear closest to her heart!
Dad buys him his first shotgun and teaches him to shoot.
Dad buys him flying lessons.
Dad teaches him to enjoy the outdoors.
And the kid says "Hi, Mom"???
You would have never guessed Travis breastfed until the age of nine.
You would have never guessed Kelly breastfed until the age of nine.
(Sorry, couldn't tell it was a woman at first.)
Say hello to my little friends!
Say hello to my little friends!
Last time that b*tch grounds me.
OK Here are my demands. Comply and nobody has to get hurt.
I want 10 million dollars in unmarked bills.
I want a helicopter to fly me where ever I want.
And I want my mom to know I'm ok.
Another postcard from Makayla Newkirk, the disowned daughter of PETA President Ingrid Newkirk.
Hi mom. Theres alot of bears around here. The guide said one of them killed a man when he was in the middle of a sentence. But that won't...
Hi mom.... I wish dad wasn't dead, so I could write "hi dad".
my [rear end] itched so bad and taking a lesson from dogs, it felt so good that i thought I'de make you a postcard!
Mom, it's not a tatoo.
Mom-
I hocked all my stuff at the pawn shop to buy this shotgun. I bougtht "highwater hunting pants" from the guy on the streetcorner. I choppered up here with all my allowance. This is the worst fishing trip ever.
Joe tried to hide it, but he couldnt get his mind off home.
Hi mom! I'm nedding some insect repellent 'cause the
mosquitoes are to big here.
Mom I am sending you this picture to let you see for yourself that i really am fine. I know i told you that after my hunt that my feet were killing me , and that i sure could use a ride . I didn't mean send me a chopper.
Pilots Lessons~ $5200
Guide School~ $4500
Hunting License~ $1500
Keeping in touch w/ Mom~ Priceless>>
Hey Mom I love it out here but nothing beats being home, see you soon.
All those hours dad spent with him teaching him to shoot, and what does he say ?
HI MOM ! ! !
<>
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They're noisy and they scare the trout. What other reasons do you need?
Hey Mom, does AAA jump helicopters?
As soon as it rains these waders will come in handy, but for now I have to shoot my dinner.
"25,000 Quackers later..."
Boy mom, when you said you were gettin' me a new sandbox, you weren't kidding!
After sending a case each of chocolate chip cookies and double fudge brownies, the heli and the pump gun helped level the playing field. Thanks mom!
Bear Grylls after an all night bender
When you gotta go, you gotta go...
HI MOM... see I told you that I could be the ultimate survivor. I'm the last person standing out here... Wait a second who's that behind me by the river? OK I gotta go take care of one more piece of business and THEN I'll be the ultimate survivor!!!
and you said I'd need a bigger gun!!!
P.S.- do you want me to pack home the white meat or the dark?
Yep that right, I'm not enough of a bad ass to get this tattooed so I'm just gonna write it here in the sand while my boyfriend pees in the distance.
IF THEY WANT IT, THEY CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! O YEA HI MOM!
. . . Gone Tactical!!
Hi Mom bringing home dinner.
Pat just found out she's a guy and wrote this message with his "gun", boy were we surprised!
Bristol, how many times do I have to tell you? Please do not make any reference to me in your facebook photos.
Hey Mom, Pat just found out she's a guy and wrote this message with his "gun", boy were we surprised!
after that long in the wilderness...."SOS" takes some strange turns.
Hi, Ma! Guess what?
You ain't gonna haveta worry 'bout that pesky helicopter hunter buzzing the south 40 no more. ;)
My new shotgun shoots an awesome pattern!
Last known picture of D. B. Cooper.
I bet Dad doesn't have anything this big on his trophy wall!
Please send seed, Love Johnny.
Dad buys your first gun - $300, dad takes you on your first hunting trip - $3000, dad pays for the helicopter ride to the bush - $500. Your way of saying thanks...priceless!
Looky here what I done for ya with my new shotgun and heliocopter! Love, Gomer
HEY MOM THANKS FOR THE WEDDING PRESENTS
I MISS MY MOMMY!!!!
You were right Mom, that Pennsylvania groundhog never knew what hit him , and look NO SNOW!!!!!!!
WOW ! H
Mom! Lookit the odd goose I shot! The one in the back of the picture! How're you gonna cook this one?
Wait a minute, I thought this was meeting spot for the TEA party rally!
This is where I'm gonna stay and plant corn, would ya send some seeds?
Khaki pants. Check. Blue Shirt. Check. Buzz cut. Check. Gun. Check.
Oops, looks like they forgot to get the helicopter out of the photo opp.
Another wealthy urbanite running for Congress who just doesn't quite get it.
Whirlybird to base...the alien appears to be a redneck human clone giant that is armed and signaling his home planet for back-up...please advise !!
I've got one shell left and the next thing that flies by me is going DOWN !
So what if I've shot more than the limit...
Who's ever going to find out when I'm way out here ?
hi mom! I'll kill it if you'll cook it!!!
The only thing that flies around here is the BBs out of the barrel.
Hi Mom,
Last time that 'copter hi-jackin' bear will buzz OUR hunting camp. love, Oscar
Dead Bear over my right shoulder dead bird (chopper)over my left and one yery angry pilot. HEY THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A COMBO HUNT.
p.s. AT LEAST THE HOOKED ON PHONICS PAYED OFF ( HI MOM ).
Sorry, pal. I have one rule. If it flies, it dies!
Hey mom, B home soon. just one more cast please!
Yeah Mom, they said I could use this cool gun, and they said we would sit here and shoot some snipe for dinner, and they... Why are they leaving in the helicopter?
Sorry about Dad, Mom. I thought you might like a copy of the last picture taken of him.
My dad and I on the week of my parent's 25 year anniversary......Mom dind't want to go
Don't worry Mom. I get married soon as I find the right girl.
Hi Mom, I stole a helicopter last night. The cops were hot on my tail so Im hiding out here in BFE. Don't worry I have a 12 gauge pump with no plug. Oh and thats Jose in the back ground. I sort of picked him up. P.S. don't tell Dad.
Ma, I'm gonna git me a man like ya told me, even if I haf to shoot him in the bee-hind.
Look at what I drew for you! That's right, I'm holding a pump shotgun, I think?
...You'll be so proud to know that I've been picked for Bigfoot lookout every day! We were supposed to rotate shifts, but I guess I did such a good job that everyone feels safer fishing all day with me behind the gun! Love you and miss you lots.
P.S. I was told to keep an eye out for Bin Laden too, but I haven't seen any sign yet. I'll keep you posted.
What happens in Denali stays in Denali.
Fishing trip in Alaska goes bad. Boyscout and his pack leader servives bear attack 5 other found dead. Boyscout pack gun with his fishing rod.
Just couldn't be happier, but thinkin' of you. Thanks for raising me right.
Dehydrated and tired, she pulled her waders back up, sat down in front of the camera. True, she had drank the last of the water for this stunt, but the Christmas card shot would definitely be worth it...
Hi Mom. Thanks for the college expense money for the past four years. Enclosed is a photo of me on maneuvers with my ROTC unit at Fort Hood, Texas.
NOW will you believe me when I say these mosquitoes are as big as helicopters and I need my rifle to keep them away at camp???
Hello mother, Hello father, I am writting from our hunting camp.
Dear mom,
I'm having a great time out here hunting. I've already killed a huge black bear, a couple of deer, and the biggest moose in the world(at least to me). I appreciate the helicopter you sent with the electric socks, ammunition, and the cigarrettes. I only have one gripe.
Why didn't you send any gas with helicopter? It's bone dry and stuck where it's at in the photo behind me. You couldn't think to send an inflatable boat so we wouldn't have to hike out of here.
anyways, see you soon.
Love,
Your son
Your child will be writing and spelling in no time at all with our new self help program!
I'm gonna need a bigger gun. The birds here are HUGE!!!!!!!!!
Joe didn't realize that a shotgun and helicopter wasn't part of the plan to rid us of Asian carp.
I promise you mom I'm going to win you the million on survivor this time.
The pilot told me this is the best place to go snipe hunting. See you soon with dinner! Love, Homer
Hey check it out I found something else I can write in the dirt with!
As usual Dad teaches me how to shoot and Mom gets all the credit!
Now this is Living! Thanks for the lessons that got me here!
I'M A BIG KID NOW!!
Thanks for the helicopter!! Be back next week for more shells.
Sorry, I stold the chopper again!Hunting is slow!Happy Mother's Day!
New shotgun for hunting- $750
Helicoper ride from the middle of nowhere- $800
Letting Mom know you are still alive- priceless
Let's see... keep a lookout for bear or write "HI MOM" in the dirt.
...and you thought I wouldn't amount to anything!
"I shot the four upper-case letters with #6 shot and the little "i" was brought down with #7 1/2.".....This is not what we meant by "shoot us your letters" - F&S editors.
I had to sit and ponder what, "WOW! H" meant. To this day, I still have no clue.
WOW I HATE THIS PLACE.
CRAP! Wrong side and you cut off the most important part.
Just rocksalted those idiots badmouthing Aunt Sarah! You betcha, they're haulin' south.
Hi mom only bird we've seen is the one we're flyin in
What the hell does "WOW! H" mean, anyways?
Mother's day card's taken care of... now how do you spell anniversary?
Don't worry, Mom, really enjoying my summer job as a lookout for a boss who fishes anywhere he wants.
Hi Mom!
Just ate the pilot!! Send food or another one!
Hi Mom, will you tell Dad that I need gas money and my
extra shells are on the dresser, right where I left them!
I'll return the chopper in a couple of hours...
hey mom have a good time in the great outdoors!!
Hi Mom, watch this!
hi mom could you look in my sock drawer and see if my chopper shooting permit is there the warden is coming to check and i cannot find it
Hi Mom....Wish you were here. Who told you only boys like guns?
Luckily she was the one flying the rescue chopper
Why would I want to go to Disney World when I could be here?
Dad was right! Wilderness hunting is an adventure with all the "right stuff" - adrenaline, exhaustion, and satisfaction all folled into one. Love ya :)
Sara Palin did not have a marker to write on her hand at this Tea Party!
Why did I just write WOW IH? This wilderness gig is getting to me.
Remington 870 & Shells, $400
Hunting Guide, $1200
Helicopter Rental, $3500
Remembering Your MOM, PRICELESS
Livin' life like there is no tomorrow, I got no time to fly!
Toyota, I don't need no stinkin Toyota!
If the ground were covered in snow, the letters would be yellow!
I think she's the one.
which caption won the caption contest?
yeh, when you guys do a caption contest it would be nice to have the date posted when the decision is made so we know when to look for it, like the one with the pic of the dog standing up in the water- we know the decision is Feb. 24th
thanks!!
Look I bagged me copter! I hope you can clean & cook this thing!
So, who won? When is the contest over?
"Paw always said anything we bring home you could cook."
Hi Mom, I'm not sure if you knew this... but I'm a badass.
And, the winner is...???!
Rescue me?....Hell no mom, I just saved that fisherman from a black bear and now they think I'M the tourist attraction!!
Been here two weeks and haven't killed anything yet! No game around! I guess if I want to shoot something it will have to be my Pilot, but if I do that I'll be stuck here! Maybe I can get him to teach me how to fly that copter and then I can finally bag something.
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Quit fooling around billie, we gotta get the chopper up and find dad.Moms never gonna let us go camping again...
Well, I was strollin through this field here and stumbled upon the wierdest deer tracks I've ever seen.
""BEST SUMMER CAMP EVER""!!!!
Hi Mom. I guess you were right. This livin' off the land business sucks. Could you send me a pot roast?
OW!!This gun has a little more kick than I thought!
"I was thinking of you when I borrowed the helicopter Mom"
Dear Mrs. Deeter,
We have retreived this photo, the last known of Kirk while alive, from a pile of bear scat in the Alaskan wilderness. If he had only learned how to load the gun, things may have turned out differently. God Bless.
-buckhunter-
p.s. The bear ate everything except his Michigan hat, go figure.
I told you I could make it out here in the Yukon mom. Thanks for sending the emergency helicopter and survial gear though.
The last known photo of Jebidiah Johnson. Taken as he played air guitar while waiting for high tide.
Not willing to let go of the shot gun, Lee noticed the dog had a good idea for fixing an itchy butt.
Bill, I told you if you miss that fish Ill follow up and blow him out of the water!
After becoming delusional and having flashbacks of his 5 seconds of fame on ESPN, Dave writes the wrong thing in the dirt and finds himself alone again after the rescue helicopter leaves realizing that Dave didn't need help after all.
Spring Break is great. I love the beach!
Some Beach Somewhere!
"I pay 6 grand for the trip and the wife gets the Hi. Typical." -Dad
hello motha hello fatha here i am with a busted chopta
Send lawyers, guns and money -- and put some more Zevon on the old iPod.
This is gonna be the perfect photo for Sarah Palin's Mothers Day card
"Come on! Get to the chopper" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator
"So Mom, you know how you thought I was attending business school for the last four years? Well I used the money to get my pilot's license so I could fish and hunt some of the most beautiful and adventurous places on earth. I do look like I MEAN business though right?"
Hi mom. The fish fear me and the Grizz - CHUNG CHUNG - better stay clear of me.
Hi Mom. I got my toes in the water, butt in the Sand
Not a worry in the world, a pump shotgun in my hand
Life is good today. life is good today.
hi mom. I'll be late for dinner
i am pretty sure AAA only covers roadside service...does this count???
Hi Mom! Guess what? I won the latest episode of Survivor on the very first day!!
Hi Mom, much love... p.s- don't wait up!
Send lawyers, guns and money!
"I do NOT recommend shooting these 3 1/2" magnums..."
Just sitting here..very, very silenty...waiting for I am a fish to swim by..........
Sorry guys couldn't resist
This is what happens when we send sportsmen to other planets, to get back at them for crop circles!
"And she only thought i might bring home dinner.
What she didn't know is that i would come home more of a man.
With more love and respect for life."
Don't worry Mom. Although I forgot my bear spray, I'm sure as hell not gonna end up like Timothy Treadwell.
After escaping prison by stealing a police chopper, the whereabouts of Tom "Momma's Boy" Johnson are still unknown as he continues to play games with the FBI.
Dad buys him his first shotgun and teaches him to shoot.
Dad buys him flying lessons.
Dad teaches him to enjoy the outdoors.
And the kid says "Hi, Mom"???
OK Here are my demands. Comply and nobody has to get hurt.
I want 10 million dollars in unmarked bills.
I want a helicopter to fly me where ever I want.
And I want my mom to know I'm ok.
Joe tried to hide it, but he couldnt get his mind off home.
Hi, Ma! Guess what?
You ain't gonna haveta worry 'bout that pesky helicopter hunter buzzing the south 40 no more. ;)
Dead Bear over my right shoulder dead bird (chopper)over my left and one yery angry pilot. HEY THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A COMBO HUNT.
p.s. AT LEAST THE HOOKED ON PHONICS PAYED OFF ( HI MOM ).
Sorry, pal. I have one rule. If it flies, it dies!
Sara Palin did not have a marker to write on her hand at this Tea Party!
which caption won the caption contest?
yeh, when you guys do a caption contest it would be nice to have the date posted when the decision is made so we know when to look for it, like the one with the pic of the dog standing up in the water- we know the decision is Feb. 24th
thanks!!
So, who won? When is the contest over?
"Mom I think I might be staying a while longer"
Proudly serving: Alaska State Troopers on the job!
Mom, having a great time! Send more shotgun shells- these birds don't go down that easily...
Hi mom it's me don't shoot.
Hey guys i know we're out here in the middle of Gods country hunting these elusive jackalope... and... but... don't tell anybody but... I really miss my mom.
Last week while fishing a gorgeous trout stream in a high mointain park, little Billy was put on bear patrol, needless to say he got bored. Funeral services for Frank will be held this Thursday at 10AM.
HI MOM, SEND MORE SHOTGUN SHELLS!!!
Canada's front line of security at the 2010 winter olmpics.
Dear Mom,
Send more shotgun shells. I used them all to make you this
Mom,
I am now an emplyee for the Department of Homeland Security. I am based in this remote area, and I am tasked with doing full underwear checks before boarding.
Hi Mom! Never had so much fun playing in a sand box! XXOO
SWM, 18: Enjoys sitting for hours on the beach. Looking for that special someone that enjoys the smell of gunpowder in the morning as much as I do.
Getting lost in the bush sucks... especially when your mother pilots the SAR chopper.
"Just wait until I tell your father when he gets home from work..."
After trying to learn to cast a fly rod with dismal results, Petzal was inspired to write a blog, "50 Greatest Guns for Rainbow Trout."
HI MOM the chopper ran out of fuel so we are going to be here for alittle while longer but boy are we having a great time
HI MOM i get to play with guns now
After spending a week eating nothing but MRE chili, Jimmy took "writing your name in the snow" to a whole new level...
A picture of a man with a gun is worth a thousand words
Joey wrote this before the bear got him..
I spent $60,000 to send that kid to school and THIS is was she does with her life
Is that a freakin bear back there
Please send money..out of gas
Great, I just received my first $25,000 post card
She hasn't harvested anything yet, but still makes time to tell her mom back home hello and that she is ok.
Hi Mom.........a.k.a. could you send some money
Hey at least its not a tattoo!
Hi Mom!.. 'nuff said
Hi Mom, send AAA I shot the wrong bird?
Hi Mom, Told you I'd hunt some taliban
Gun, Ammo, Helo ...but no TP Him Mom send TP
Time to bring home the bacon....and ribs.
"Hi Mom with yellow snow was much easier last winter"
Hmmm, I wonder how you field dress a helicopter?
Honestly mom it was a bird strike .. I didn't shoot out the window..
Dinner is at 7 see ya then.
Hi mom run out of gas so they put me on first watch.
Hi Mom,wish you were here!
Some guides will do anything to keep their spot secret.
Hi Mom, I'm in the middle of nowhere..I love you and miss you a lot but Don't worry about me because I have my shotgun to protect me from harm..I see you soon Mom!!!
TR..
I may have overdrawn the credit card...
Wow, hevi shot really is worth the price
Hi Mom! (It took me 8 boxes of shells to spell that out)
Stressed from a long semester in college, Billy opted for a little "adventure travel" over the winter break.
No matter what Doris tried to make him a man Dave will always be, a Momma's Boy!
"Hi Mom, are you impressed yet?"
Actual message reads "Stranded near lake cHiMomenoguk. Out of food, ammo, and gas. Send help." Should have coughed up extra for the wide angle lens.
Mom, this will be easier than shooting fish in a barrel!
You better like this Mom it took me an hour to write this and I've never used a gun before. If you don't like it I may have to us the gun on YOU.
Thanks for packing the bird-shot. It’s working better than the DEET.
"Trip of a lifetime, gettin' skunked but at least I can salute the sweet one who birthed me."
In the middle of a once in a lifetime trip, catching more fish than could be dreamed of, and even tagging a few birds, it was time to take a step back and thank those who helped you get there.
Mom I am about to be arrested, it is illegal to use rotorcraft to transport hunters in Alaska.
(Ever wonder why there were so many B&C Dall rams taken by military officers in the 60's but the ratio dropped in the 70's after this law went into effect)
"After 4,697 rounds, Gary was finally finished his mom's birthday present"
And that was the last she ever heard of her little Jimmy.
"Unfortunately, Jill Smith of Fishhead, Alaska wasted all her ammo writing in the dirt just before the grizzly appeared."
Hi Mom, still living on a prayer, although the chopper really helped. Thanks!!
Hi mom, please send money. I need to buy more shotgun shells.
hi mom, i wrote that message with love to you by sitting down and pullin' the trigger.
"...and somewhere, the angler is wishing his guide would get back to help him, and hoping in vain that she's left one or two for the now inevitable bear..."
"Are we out of 6's? I guess I'll take the box of 4's, my dad will feel left out otherwise"
Hi Mom. The fish fear and CHUNG CHUNG the grizz stay clear of me.
Hi Mom I'm in good hands with Allstate.... My agent says I'm covered LOL
"Hi Mom, Just wanted to let you know I'm doing fine, and have everything a growing boy needs"
Mom, I was always jealous of the boys being able to write their name in the snow...until now.
Hi Mom I'm having a great time but what did the pilot mean when he said my ticket was for one way?
What sally did after being the first woman to win the MVP at the super bowl "i love you mom, im going to alaska"
High Tech Redneck
Just telling you I'm fine. Borrowed the chopper, and dad's new toy. Be home soon!
Oops. I'm all out.
take one without the flash, I dont want to look overexposed
Grizzly watch.
Korkers ... when felt soles aren't an option.
Look what I did.
Best trip ever!
Dear Mom:
Summer camp is going great. Scared off the counselors the first day. Since then, it has been a blast.
Setting here waiting for the tide to come. Tom says this is the best spot when the water cames in, so I've got my decoys out and I'm waiting for the water and the ducks.
The new Kicks Hi Mom choke had been patterned and was ready to go.
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Do you want to to shoot your name in the ground next?
Hi Mom, I pulled over to use the creepy crap shack on the side of the road and ended up here. Now I guess we all know what happens when we go inside.
New shotgun $120, New Corkers $180, Trip to Montana $1200, picture of me in my new Corkers after shooting my shotgun PRICELESS!
Keeping the near and dear closest to her heart!
You would have never guessed Travis breastfed until the age of nine.
You would have never guessed Kelly breastfed until the age of nine.
(Sorry, couldn't tell it was a woman at first.)
Say hello to my little friends!
Say hello to my little friends!
Last time that b*tch grounds me.
Another postcard from Makayla Newkirk, the disowned daughter of PETA President Ingrid Newkirk.
Hi mom. Theres alot of bears around here. The guide said one of them killed a man when he was in the middle of a sentence. But that won't...
my [rear end] itched so bad and taking a lesson from dogs, it felt so good that i thought I'de make you a postcard!
Mom, it's not a tatoo.
Mom-
I hocked all my stuff at the pawn shop to buy this shotgun. I bougtht "highwater hunting pants" from the guy on the streetcorner. I choppered up here with all my allowance. This is the worst fishing trip ever.
Hi mom! I'm nedding some insect repellent 'cause the
mosquitoes are to big here.
Mom I am sending you this picture to let you see for yourself that i really am fine. I know i told you that after my hunt that my feet were killing me , and that i sure could use a ride . I didn't mean send me a chopper.
Pilots Lessons~ $5200
Guide School~ $4500
Hunting License~ $1500
Keeping in touch w/ Mom~ Priceless>>
All those hours dad spent with him teaching him to shoot, and what does he say ?
HI MOM ! ! !
Boy mom, when you said you were gettin' me a new sandbox, you weren't kidding!
Hey Mom, Pat just found out she's a guy and wrote this message with his "gun", boy were we surprised!
after that long in the wilderness...."SOS" takes some strange turns.
Dad buys your first gun - $300, dad takes you on your first hunting trip - $3000, dad pays for the helicopter ride to the bush - $500. Your way of saying thanks...priceless!
Wait a minute, I thought this was meeting spot for the TEA party rally!
Khaki pants. Check. Blue Shirt. Check. Buzz cut. Check. Gun. Check.
Oops, looks like they forgot to get the helicopter out of the photo opp.
Another wealthy urbanite running for Congress who just doesn't quite get it.
Whirlybird to base...the alien appears to be a redneck human clone giant that is armed and signaling his home planet for back-up...please advise !!
hi mom! I'll kill it if you'll cook it!!!
Hi Mom,
Last time that 'copter hi-jackin' bear will buzz OUR hunting camp. love, Oscar
Hey mom, B home soon. just one more cast please!
Yeah Mom, they said I could use this cool gun, and they said we would sit here and shoot some snipe for dinner, and they... Why are they leaving in the helicopter?
Joe didn't realize that a shotgun and helicopter wasn't part of the plan to rid us of Asian carp.
...and you thought I wouldn't amount to anything!
I had to sit and ponder what, "WOW! H" meant. To this day, I still have no clue.
Toyota, I don't need no stinkin Toyota!
If the ground were covered in snow, the letters would be yellow!
I think she's the one.
Look I bagged me copter! I hope you can clean & cook this thing!
"Paw always said anything we bring home you could cook."
And, the winner is...???!
what can i say except " hello mudda...Hello fudda here i am at camp grenada"
What's that black object in the upper left corner?
Hey Mom I love it out here but nothing beats being home, see you soon.
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They're noisy and they scare the trout. What other reasons do you need?
Hey Mom, does AAA jump helicopters?
As soon as it rains these waders will come in handy, but for now I have to shoot my dinner.
"25,000 Quackers later..."
After sending a case each of chocolate chip cookies and double fudge brownies, the heli and the pump gun helped level the playing field. Thanks mom!
Bear Grylls after an all night bender
When you gotta go, you gotta go...
HI MOM... see I told you that I could be the ultimate survivor. I'm the last person standing out here... Wait a second who's that behind me by the river? OK I gotta go take care of one more piece of business and THEN I'll be the ultimate survivor!!!
and you said I'd need a bigger gun!!!
P.S.- do you want me to pack home the white meat or the dark?
Yep that right, I'm not enough of a bad ass to get this tattooed so I'm just gonna write it here in the sand while my boyfriend pees in the distance.
IF THEY WANT IT, THEY CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! O YEA HI MOM!
. . . Gone Tactical!!
Hi Mom bringing home dinner.
Pat just found out she's a guy and wrote this message with his "gun", boy were we surprised!
Bristol, how many times do I have to tell you? Please do not make any reference to me in your facebook photos.
My new shotgun shoots an awesome pattern!
Last known picture of D. B. Cooper.
I bet Dad doesn't have anything this big on his trophy wall!
Please send seed, Love Johnny.
Looky here what I done for ya with my new shotgun and heliocopter! Love, Gomer
HEY MOM THANKS FOR THE WEDDING PRESENTS
I MISS MY MOMMY!!!!
You were right Mom, that Pennsylvania groundhog never knew what hit him , and look NO SNOW!!!!!!!
WOW ! H
Mom! Lookit the odd goose I shot! The one in the back of the picture! How're you gonna cook this one?
This is where I'm gonna stay and plant corn, would ya send some seeds?
I've got one shell left and the next thing that flies by me is going DOWN !
So what if I've shot more than the limit...
Who's ever going to find out when I'm way out here ?
The only thing that flies around here is the BBs out of the barrel.
Sorry about Dad, Mom. I thought you might like a copy of the last picture taken of him.
My dad and I on the week of my parent's 25 year anniversary......Mom dind't want to go
Don't worry Mom. I get married soon as I find the right girl.
Hi Mom, I stole a helicopter last night. The cops were hot on my tail so Im hiding out here in BFE. Don't worry I have a 12 gauge pump with no plug. Oh and thats Jose in the back ground. I sort of picked him up. P.S. don't tell Dad.
Ma, I'm gonna git me a man like ya told me, even if I haf to shoot him in the bee-hind.
Look at what I drew for you! That's right, I'm holding a pump shotgun, I think?
...You'll be so proud to know that I've been picked for Bigfoot lookout every day! We were supposed to rotate shifts, but I guess I did such a good job that everyone feels safer fishing all day with me behind the gun! Love you and miss you lots.
P.S. I was told to keep an eye out for Bin Laden too, but I haven't seen any sign yet. I'll keep you posted.
What happens in Denali stays in Denali.
Fishing trip in Alaska goes bad. Boyscout and his pack leader servives bear attack 5 other found dead. Boyscout pack gun with his fishing rod.
Just couldn't be happier, but thinkin' of you. Thanks for raising me right.
Dehydrated and tired, she pulled her waders back up, sat down in front of the camera. True, she had drank the last of the water for this stunt, but the Christmas card shot would definitely be worth it...
Hi Mom. Thanks for the college expense money for the past four years. Enclosed is a photo of me on maneuvers with my ROTC unit at Fort Hood, Texas.
NOW will you believe me when I say these mosquitoes are as big as helicopters and I need my rifle to keep them away at camp???
Hello mother, Hello father, I am writting from our hunting camp.
Dear mom,
I'm having a great time out here hunting. I've already killed a huge black bear, a couple of deer, and the biggest moose in the world(at least to me). I appreciate the helicopter you sent with the electric socks, ammunition, and the cigarrettes. I only have one gripe.
Why didn't you send any gas with helicopter? It's bone dry and stuck where it's at in the photo behind me. You couldn't think to send an inflatable boat so we wouldn't have to hike out of here.
anyways, see you soon.
Love,
Your son
Your child will be writing and spelling in no time at all with our new self help program!
I'm gonna need a bigger gun. The birds here are HUGE!!!!!!!!!
I promise you mom I'm going to win you the million on survivor this time.
Hey check it out I found something else I can write in the dirt with!
As usual Dad teaches me how to shoot and Mom gets all the credit!
Now this is Living! Thanks for the lessons that got me here!
I'M A BIG KID NOW!!
Thanks for the helicopter!! Be back next week for more shells.
Sorry, I stold the chopper again!Hunting is slow!Happy Mother's Day!
New shotgun for hunting- $750
Helicoper ride from the middle of nowhere- $800
Letting Mom know you are still alive- priceless
Let's see... keep a lookout for bear or write "HI MOM" in the dirt.
"I shot the four upper-case letters with #6 shot and the little "i" was brought down with #7 1/2.".....This is not what we meant by "shoot us your letters" - F&S editors.
WOW I HATE THIS PLACE.
CRAP! Wrong side and you cut off the most important part.
Just rocksalted those idiots badmouthing Aunt Sarah! You betcha, they're haulin' south.
Hi mom only bird we've seen is the one we're flyin in
What the hell does "WOW! H" mean, anyways?
Mother's day card's taken care of... now how do you spell anniversary?
Don't worry, Mom, really enjoying my summer job as a lookout for a boss who fishes anywhere he wants.
Hi Mom!
Just ate the pilot!! Send food or another one!
Hi Mom, will you tell Dad that I need gas money and my
extra shells are on the dresser, right where I left them!
I'll return the chopper in a couple of hours...
hey mom have a good time in the great outdoors!!
Hi Mom, watch this!
hi mom could you look in my sock drawer and see if my chopper shooting permit is there the warden is coming to check and i cannot find it
Hi Mom....Wish you were here. Who told you only boys like guns?
Luckily she was the one flying the rescue chopper
Why would I want to go to Disney World when I could be here?
Dad was right! Wilderness hunting is an adventure with all the "right stuff" - adrenaline, exhaustion, and satisfaction all folled into one. Love ya :)
Why did I just write WOW IH? This wilderness gig is getting to me.
Remington 870 & Shells, $400
Hunting Guide, $1200
Helicopter Rental, $3500
Remembering Your MOM, PRICELESS
Livin' life like there is no tomorrow, I got no time to fly!
Hi Mom, I'm not sure if you knew this... but I'm a badass.
Rescue me?....Hell no mom, I just saved that fisherman from a black bear and now they think I'M the tourist attraction!!
Been here two weeks and haven't killed anything yet! No game around! I guess if I want to shoot something it will have to be my Pilot, but if I do that I'll be stuck here! Maybe I can get him to teach me how to fly that copter and then I can finally bag something.
Hi mom.... I wish dad wasn't dead, so I could write "hi dad".
The pilot told me this is the best place to go snipe hunting. See you soon with dinner! Love, Homer
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