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May 20, 2010

Deeter: Write the Intro, Win a Prize

By Kirk Deeter

Our hero in this case, is Don Quixote's brother, "Fish Quixote." Instead of fighting windmills, he fights fish with a fly rod. (After some diligent research, I'm starting to believe that fly fishing is about as sane as tilting at windmills.)

You write the first line of the story... (One line only please). And the best line will win a pair of Pescador 6 Pliers from Ross Worldwide, which are valued at $150.

Good luck, Amigos

Deeter

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from -Bob wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

Despite being saddled with a three-legged burro (clop-clop-clop-CRASH), Juan Pablo “Fish” Quixote was relentless in his pursuit of the Rio Grande Marlin.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Douglas wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

When Fish Quixote finally arrived in Zihuantenego, He discovered that that gringo Hemmingway beat him to the best bill fishing spot.

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from MLH wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

Along a fabled stream in Colorado, whose name I feign ignorance, there lives, this very day, one of those gentle anglers who keeps a bamboo in the rod rack, a vintage landing net, a slim steed, and a noble Vizla.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from pntera wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

Once upon a time...

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from Koldkut wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a metropolis along the hills, exists a stream called the Dirty South Platte, there was, rather recently, a cameraman who kept a graphite lance, swimming nymph flies, a short leader, and a pedal bike.

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from Koldkut wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

crap, I forgot to add the part about his hat....

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from Dragonfly wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a world where float tubes were shaped like donkeys....

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from Cgull wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Fish Quixote, rules the fly fishing community along crooked creek with his burro suit.

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from buckhunter wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso...

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from jscottevans wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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from dpatricksullivan wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Call me Fish Quixote.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from ENO wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ENO wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from DanInCO wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of his wits, must be in want of a fish.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from MCrawdad wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a village in Montana, the name of which I have no desire to call to mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a 5-weight in the gun rack, an old, patched pair of waders, a rotary vice and a spaniel for fowling. A cooler of rather more domestic than imported, a tin of dip on most nights, pizza on Saturdays, a dancing girl on Fridays and a card game or so extra on Sundays made away with three-quarters of his income.

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from Dotcomaphobe wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

It was the best of tides, it was the worst of tides.

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from Bassmasterking wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

My heart was in the Australian backwaters where the trout run free and the water is cool.

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from bowman77 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Last of a land that exudes the balance of life, undisturbed by man’s spoil; an angler armed merely with his fly rod, tackle, and hope, ventured for the last rights to angle the remaining fishery left daunted by the ruin of our own disorder.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Proverbs wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Off a beach in the Bahamas, whose name I do not dare to reveal, there lives all the time a school of bonefish, that scornfully eyes a gentleman who keeps a fly rod at the ready, an assortment of streamers and Crazy Charlies, a hemostat, and shooting heads.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dcast wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Hey, Mine is bigger than yours!

(Horse)

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ingebrigtsen wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he was at
leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up to reading
books of fly-fishing with such ardour and avidity that he almost entirely
neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even the management of his
property; and to such a pitch did his eagerness and infatuation go that
he sold many an acre of tillageland to buy books of fly-fishing to read, and
brought home as many of them as he could get.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from mcbaseball wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

no hablo espanole

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from jamierbell wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

White man say his fish is this long...what a liar!

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from hi_tail wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

So there I was, hippers deep in a quagmire of confusion, contemplating on how to unsnag my fly from the windmill the rogue breeze entangled it in... not your ordinary day on the water.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from 2Poppa wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

My dear brother, God provides for us knights a new day,with a clear and cognizant mind, unfettered by yesterdays needs, but gives to us a belly emptied of it's contents, only to be replenished by subduing and eating the provisions that God throws our way, so go fish, my dear brother Fish, and use your fly as an attractant, as I begin to prepare for the fry.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Well, the guide said we could catch fish while sitting on our asses."

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from squirrelgirl wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Pez Picasso broadened the appeal of his brother Pablo's works - most notably with his masterpiece Fish Quixote and Guia Panza.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Alex Pernice th... wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Yes, just follow that sun into the desert, the fish are over there..."

Apparently Carlos doesn't want to give his spot away.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from J-REV wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The monster which would steal my soul lives here in the never resting waters, fear not for I am armed for battle.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Pacific Hunter wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

You've all heard the song of the showdown between poncho and lefty, well I am here to tell you that the reason the federallies say they could have had him anyday was because his horse only had three legs, and this is the story of what happened to the forth while chasing marlin on the fly.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from woodsmanj35 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

It all started when Fisherman Joe met Fish Quixote.....

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from apowers1031 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

one day me and uccnle bob were drinkin and.........

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from apowers1031 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

uncle...my bad

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from MB915 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The sun is beating down on my baseball hat, the air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat

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from mountaindew732 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

A top his trusty steed, a man named Fish Quixote rode along the Gulf coast with only his fly rod, blazen eyed and ready to save the fish he so dearly loved from the impending doom slowly washing in.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from fliphuntr14 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Onward though the blue desert road Fish quixote and like many great desert explores he dawned his great and trusty stead and long saber. Unlike the many before him his stead be a donkey and saber be fly rod but nether the less the the best tools for the expedition ahead.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MyDogRem wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

As the saying goes "A bad day fishing is still better than a good day at work" than came this day.

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from countitandone wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

They still talk of Fish Quixote, the honest yet befuddled angler who fought fish with a fly rod in a vain attempt to hook and net the Tagged Steelhead, said to actually be Selma, the most beautiful princess ever, cast under the evil game warden's spell, and worth a King's Ransom.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from HeidelbergJaeger wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Have fly rod, will travel" reads the card of a man.

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from Ethan3 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Once upon a time, the best fishermen in all of south texas was challenged by a young hispanic, Fish Quixote.

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from -Bob wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

AAA Travel (215) 555-3726
A Plus Mkt (215) 555-4527
Adams, Ansel (215) 555-8972

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from Linda Williams wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

I absolutely LOVE signing into this blog every day and seeing what topics get attention and response. This one surely demonstrates the creativity and intellectual acumen of its readers. Great job everyone!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Arlo269 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

A sailfish, whale, shark and some other small fish wall into their favorite watering hole and one says to the other....Did you see those two asses on those two asses?

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from BMELO30 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Boy, that sure is one ugly horse!

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from RichardF wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

While Quixote was trying his luck with a fly rod his brother was using a rabit head for bait, saddly his net would not hold up to the black tip he was about to land.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from scooby wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

By a stream in Montana, the name of which I will be beaten if I reveal, there stood not long ago one of those gentlemen with bamboo for his rod, a fraying overstuffed vest and furrowed brow, thinking "Madre de dios, did I leave my box of blue winged olives on the coffee table?!?"

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from MLH wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

They called him Fish ... Fish Quixote.

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from aragonnapoles wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The fish is bitting Sancho! a clear signal than We are on the bank.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from gjhaze wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Sancho, stumbling and racing toward the shore, always wanted the first cast in new water, while Fish Quixote knew that knight fishing requires a more delicate, restrained sensibility.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Mike Diehl wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Meanwhile, back on the family ranch, younger brother Carlos "Pescado" Quixote had an idea for shaking up the family business.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from matouse3 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

After stumbling upon an exhausted hunter,our hero, Fish Quixote showed the man how to turn that rabbit he was holding in his hand into zonker strips that would use feed his family with fish forever.

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from troutrageous1 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Somewhere in Patagonia, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, one of those who has a bobbin and an ancient vise on a shelf and keeps a tattered feather and a grey thread for tying.

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from fflutterffly wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Alienated by time and separated at birth, Don and Pescadero Quixote, had, unbeknownst to either, been inflicted with the need to pursue that which is unatttainable, one with lance the other with rod, something larger than life: Don the illusion of the mind and Pescadero the largest Tarpon on the fly!

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from Beekeeper wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

His penance was paid not to the inquisition but by the application of supple bamboo, waxed flaxen chord and a contrivance fashioned from the feathers of a rooster.

"Bee" Cervantes

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Each Ocean,river,and creek.Like windmills on the horizion of our minds.An endless pursuit to stop an wonder? and maybe wet a line.

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from Craigb wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Fish Quixote went fishing on Friday, 3 consecutive days in a row

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from davebender wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a shallow running river in Southeastern Montana, whose location I choose not to reveal, there fished, not terribly long ago, one of those mountain men who keeps a Loomis in the rod rack, a creel woven of wicker, a fly box of hand-tied nymphs, and a knowledge known to only he.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nebraskahunter18 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Once lived a man who loved to fish and there lived a man who wished he could fish

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from joe madigan wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"pronto,pronto.Sancho jr.,my carrot colored,dragon slaying,bass annihilator rod,por favor" jvmadigan@yahoo.com

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from enigma309 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The old man and the unicorn edged their way closer to the water's edge.

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from nwild wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

I didn't know Bill Heavey knew how to ride a donkey.

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from muskiemaster wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

A rider, A horse, one fly rod, the search was on for the best fish taco in all the land.

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from jtoc24 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

the fish are jumping. so is the burro

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from Peppatrees wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a small lodge just outside of Gold River, the name of which I'll not reveal, there resided some time ago, one of those gentlemen who are anything but gentle, a collector of various things, who holds tightly to those of specific values, in his pile are dry flies which have seen better days, small pots of wax, reels of a great age, nets which no longer do and an old burro oft used as transportation to one particular honey hole.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from J-GRIZZLE wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

you know, my ass may get a little wet but at least my legs stay dry

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from VAHunter540 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

To good fishing, may we all catch our giants!

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from Drew McClure wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

After years of pursuing meaning outside of the desert, the brother's found themselves on the banks of the Great Gulf. Decades ago they would wade in the ocean with the wild Garcia sisters, smelling of tequila and talking of the world they would defeat. The sun beat down and glinted off the Orvis Fly Reel their cousin, Manuel the police officer ,confiscated from Texan Gringo's whom were unaware of borders and penalties. A Marlin could be scene jumping off if only they had a boat and knew how to cast fly tackle.

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from Drew McClure wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

There would be no time for chasing fish now, the oil was coming and Don and fish had to run down Manuel who could write. Having not filed an income tax from the following year it is was going to take a professional to forge income documents of a phony fishing guide service whose false yearly income would come into play in the enormous lawsuit against BP. Hidden within thousands of real claims, they expected to walk away with enough income for a proper Mexican wedding for the Garcia sisters, a villa for their many children, and a boat to retreat from the villa and the many children.

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from countitandone wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Could it be that this man, the master of flyfish-erranty, might actually show all the world that his river runs through it.

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from Beekeeper wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

His penance was paid not to the inquisition but by the application of supple bamboo, waxed flaxen chord and a contrivance fashioned from the feathers of a rooster.

"Bee" Cervantes

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from Douglas wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

When Fish Quixote finally arrived in Zihuantenego, He discovered that that gringo Hemmingway beat him to the best bill fishing spot.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

Along a fabled stream in Colorado, whose name I feign ignorance, there lives, this very day, one of those gentle anglers who keeps a bamboo in the rod rack, a vintage landing net, a slim steed, and a noble Vizla.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from DanInCO wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of his wits, must be in want of a fish.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dotcomaphobe wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

It was the best of tides, it was the worst of tides.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Well, the guide said we could catch fish while sitting on our asses."

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from J-REV wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The monster which would steal my soul lives here in the never resting waters, fear not for I am armed for battle.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from pntera wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

Once upon a time...

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dragonfly wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a world where float tubes were shaped like donkeys....

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso...

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from jscottevans wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

There once was a man from Nantucket...

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from dpatricksullivan wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Call me Fish Quixote.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from ingebrigtsen wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he was at
leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up to reading
books of fly-fishing with such ardour and avidity that he almost entirely
neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even the management of his
property; and to such a pitch did his eagerness and infatuation go that
he sold many an acre of tillageland to buy books of fly-fishing to read, and
brought home as many of them as he could get.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from hi_tail wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

So there I was, hippers deep in a quagmire of confusion, contemplating on how to unsnag my fly from the windmill the rogue breeze entangled it in... not your ordinary day on the water.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from 2Poppa wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

My dear brother, God provides for us knights a new day,with a clear and cognizant mind, unfettered by yesterdays needs, but gives to us a belly emptied of it's contents, only to be replenished by subduing and eating the provisions that God throws our way, so go fish, my dear brother Fish, and use your fly as an attractant, as I begin to prepare for the fry.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from mountaindew732 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

A top his trusty steed, a man named Fish Quixote rode along the Gulf coast with only his fly rod, blazen eyed and ready to save the fish he so dearly loved from the impending doom slowly washing in.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from fflutterffly wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Alienated by time and separated at birth, Don and Pescadero Quixote, had, unbeknownst to either, been inflicted with the need to pursue that which is unatttainable, one with lance the other with rod, something larger than life: Don the illusion of the mind and Pescadero the largest Tarpon on the fly!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from -Bob wrote 3 years 48 weeks ago

Despite being saddled with a three-legged burro (clop-clop-clop-CRASH), Juan Pablo “Fish” Quixote was relentless in his pursuit of the Rio Grande Marlin.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Koldkut wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

crap, I forgot to add the part about his hat....

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Cgull wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Fish Quixote, rules the fly fishing community along crooked creek with his burro suit.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ENO wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ENO wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bassmasterking wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

My heart was in the Australian backwaters where the trout run free and the water is cool.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from bowman77 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Last of a land that exudes the balance of life, undisturbed by man’s spoil; an angler armed merely with his fly rod, tackle, and hope, ventured for the last rights to angle the remaining fishery left daunted by the ruin of our own disorder.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Proverbs wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Off a beach in the Bahamas, whose name I do not dare to reveal, there lives all the time a school of bonefish, that scornfully eyes a gentleman who keeps a fly rod at the ready, an assortment of streamers and Crazy Charlies, a hemostat, and shooting heads.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dcast wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Hey, Mine is bigger than yours!

(Horse)

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from mcbaseball wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

no hablo espanole

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from jamierbell wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

White man say his fish is this long...what a liar!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from squirrelgirl wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Pez Picasso broadened the appeal of his brother Pablo's works - most notably with his masterpiece Fish Quixote and Guia Panza.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Alex Pernice th... wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Yes, just follow that sun into the desert, the fish are over there..."

Apparently Carlos doesn't want to give his spot away.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Pacific Hunter wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

You've all heard the song of the showdown between poncho and lefty, well I am here to tell you that the reason the federallies say they could have had him anyday was because his horse only had three legs, and this is the story of what happened to the forth while chasing marlin on the fly.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from countitandone wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

They still talk of Fish Quixote, the honest yet befuddled angler who fought fish with a fly rod in a vain attempt to hook and net the Tagged Steelhead, said to actually be Selma, the most beautiful princess ever, cast under the evil game warden's spell, and worth a King's Ransom.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from HeidelbergJaeger wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"Have fly rod, will travel" reads the card of a man.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Linda Williams wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

I absolutely LOVE signing into this blog every day and seeing what topics get attention and response. This one surely demonstrates the creativity and intellectual acumen of its readers. Great job everyone!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from RichardF wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

While Quixote was trying his luck with a fly rod his brother was using a rabit head for bait, saddly his net would not hold up to the black tip he was about to land.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from davebender wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a shallow running river in Southeastern Montana, whose location I choose not to reveal, there fished, not terribly long ago, one of those mountain men who keeps a Loomis in the rod rack, a creel woven of wicker, a fly box of hand-tied nymphs, and a knowledge known to only he.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nebraskahunter18 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Once lived a man who loved to fish and there lived a man who wished he could fish

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Peppatrees wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a small lodge just outside of Gold River, the name of which I'll not reveal, there resided some time ago, one of those gentlemen who are anything but gentle, a collector of various things, who holds tightly to those of specific values, in his pile are dry flies which have seen better days, small pots of wax, reels of a great age, nets which no longer do and an old burro oft used as transportation to one particular honey hole.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from J-GRIZZLE wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

you know, my ass may get a little wet but at least my legs stay dry

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Koldkut wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a metropolis along the hills, exists a stream called the Dirty South Platte, there was, rather recently, a cameraman who kept a graphite lance, swimming nymph flies, a short leader, and a pedal bike.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MCrawdad wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

In a village in Montana, the name of which I have no desire to call to mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a 5-weight in the gun rack, an old, patched pair of waders, a rotary vice and a spaniel for fowling. A cooler of rather more domestic than imported, a tin of dip on most nights, pizza on Saturdays, a dancing girl on Fridays and a card game or so extra on Sundays made away with three-quarters of his income.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from woodsmanj35 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

It all started when Fisherman Joe met Fish Quixote.....

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from apowers1031 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

one day me and uccnle bob were drinkin and.........

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from apowers1031 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

uncle...my bad

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MB915 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The sun is beating down on my baseball hat, the air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from fliphuntr14 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Onward though the blue desert road Fish quixote and like many great desert explores he dawned his great and trusty stead and long saber. Unlike the many before him his stead be a donkey and saber be fly rod but nether the less the the best tools for the expedition ahead.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MyDogRem wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

As the saying goes "A bad day fishing is still better than a good day at work" than came this day.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ethan3 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Once upon a time, the best fishermen in all of south texas was challenged by a young hispanic, Fish Quixote.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from -Bob wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

AAA Travel (215) 555-3726
A Plus Mkt (215) 555-4527
Adams, Ansel (215) 555-8972

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Arlo269 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

A sailfish, whale, shark and some other small fish wall into their favorite watering hole and one says to the other....Did you see those two asses on those two asses?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from BMELO30 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Boy, that sure is one ugly horse!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from scooby wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

By a stream in Montana, the name of which I will be beaten if I reveal, there stood not long ago one of those gentlemen with bamboo for his rod, a fraying overstuffed vest and furrowed brow, thinking "Madre de dios, did I leave my box of blue winged olives on the coffee table?!?"

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

They called him Fish ... Fish Quixote.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from aragonnapoles wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The fish is bitting Sancho! a clear signal than We are on the bank.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from gjhaze wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Sancho, stumbling and racing toward the shore, always wanted the first cast in new water, while Fish Quixote knew that knight fishing requires a more delicate, restrained sensibility.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Mike Diehl wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Meanwhile, back on the family ranch, younger brother Carlos "Pescado" Quixote had an idea for shaking up the family business.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from matouse3 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

After stumbling upon an exhausted hunter,our hero, Fish Quixote showed the man how to turn that rabbit he was holding in his hand into zonker strips that would use feed his family with fish forever.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from troutrageous1 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Somewhere in Patagonia, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, one of those who has a bobbin and an ancient vise on a shelf and keeps a tattered feather and a grey thread for tying.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Each Ocean,river,and creek.Like windmills on the horizion of our minds.An endless pursuit to stop an wonder? and maybe wet a line.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Craigb wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Fish Quixote went fishing on Friday, 3 consecutive days in a row

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from joe madigan wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

"pronto,pronto.Sancho jr.,my carrot colored,dragon slaying,bass annihilator rod,por favor" jvmadigan@yahoo.com

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from enigma309 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

The old man and the unicorn edged their way closer to the water's edge.

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from nwild wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

I didn't know Bill Heavey knew how to ride a donkey.

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from muskiemaster wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

A rider, A horse, one fly rod, the search was on for the best fish taco in all the land.

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from jtoc24 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

the fish are jumping. so is the burro

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from VAHunter540 wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

To good fishing, may we all catch our giants!

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from Drew McClure wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

After years of pursuing meaning outside of the desert, the brother's found themselves on the banks of the Great Gulf. Decades ago they would wade in the ocean with the wild Garcia sisters, smelling of tequila and talking of the world they would defeat. The sun beat down and glinted off the Orvis Fly Reel their cousin, Manuel the police officer ,confiscated from Texan Gringo's whom were unaware of borders and penalties. A Marlin could be scene jumping off if only they had a boat and knew how to cast fly tackle.

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from Drew McClure wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

There would be no time for chasing fish now, the oil was coming and Don and fish had to run down Manuel who could write. Having not filed an income tax from the following year it is was going to take a professional to forge income documents of a phony fishing guide service whose false yearly income would come into play in the enormous lawsuit against BP. Hidden within thousands of real claims, they expected to walk away with enough income for a proper Mexican wedding for the Garcia sisters, a villa for their many children, and a boat to retreat from the villa and the many children.

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from countitandone wrote 3 years 47 weeks ago

Could it be that this man, the master of flyfish-erranty, might actually show all the world that his river runs through it.

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