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August 31, 2010

Cermele: Fishing in the Living Room

By Joe Cermele

You've got three shiny new Mercedes, a couple bass boats, two lake homes and a private chopper. But naturally you get bored with these things. Hey, we've all been there, right? If you've got another six figures burning a hole in your pocket, perhaps you should consider a custom aquarium. After all, fish are apparently the new status symbol.

According to this article on NDTV.com, the well-to-do of New York City are letting art collections fall to the wayside and taking to installing custom monster tanks in their multi-million dollar apartments, complete with lighting concepts you can change with your mood. There are even fish bred with no color that take on the hue of said lights. If I had this much coin, you can bet I wouldn't be stocking my tank with no dang "Light Bright" fish.

A while back I described what I would do if I could afford to build my own private body of water and asked you to do the same. Now if I could have a six-figure aquarium, it would be set in the wall, about 30 feet long, but shallow. River rocks would line the bottom and down its length, gently swaying in the current, I'd have a half dozen cutthroat trout. Just for kicks, a remotely-operated apparatus would release crickets onto the surface, because nothing sounds better than enjoying some Hamburger Helper and Tater Tots while watching your private trout sip bugs in your dining room river.

Your turn. Given the choice, what would be swimming in the wall of your kitchen or living room while reading the morning paper or watching the game? - JC

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Yours sounds great I built a cold water environment for trout for a science project in high school. I would much rather set up an expensive fish tank with local fish not some fish ive never seen and probably never will see anywhere but in a fish tank. So mine would be a mixture of Brown and Brook trout in long tank with variable water speed motor and I would have to decide which kind of food i want protein mixtures or like you say crickets. As the tank would be rather long i would stretch it from the kitchen to the living room and watch it all the time.

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from nitrojoe wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

A long, narrow, tall tank filled with a school of white crappie and northern pike. Throw in a handful of fathead minnows and pike minnows to keep them happy.

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from Hank111 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I had a 2 foot longnose gar in a big tank in my liveingroom for a couple years. Probably not what you had in mind, but made a cool aquariam fish,except I cant tell ya how many times I found her wiggleing across the carpet and had to throw her back in. Not many fish could survive that more than once.

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from gman3186 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

i would like to have something like you would see at bass pro but saltwater with some red drum and stripers and some spot and croackers some trout

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from erik450 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I'd probably have a 200 gallon freshwater aquarium with like a 5 or 6 pound largemouth bass in it. Maybe some pan size crappie with some smaller bluegill and some frogs to top it off. Of cource these would be fish i would catch from the wild though.

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from Judd McCullum wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I'd do something similar to yours, but with sandy pools and small stone riffles. I'd have smallmouths and all kinds of creek chubs, redhorse suckers, and as many kinds of darters as it's legal to own. Maybe a gar or two. That's be nice.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

A New Car Dealer in Seattle had just finished his custom home and I helped him move in.

As you entered the 20ft ceiling entry, you couldn't help but notice that the two columns that seemed to be holding up the roof were aquariums full of tropic fish.
They were.

As I walked through the multi-million dollar main house, each column in the home had the same treatment.

Disposeable income...

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from pike slayer wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

id like 1000 gallon tank with a smallish weed bed and a rock bar with large and smallmouth bass, pike, panfish a plenty, small bullhead and just posibley a musky...

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from fisher girl wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I want a house like that! I'd probably enjoy having catfish, bass, pike, crappie and so on. It would be so cool to have many diffferent types of fish in all different types of tanks.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Perhaps reroute a branch of the local trout stream over sculpted glass through the darkened sunken living room with the view above ... then watch the browns move in and the occasional pod of steelhead slide by.

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from woodsmanj35 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

a tank with fish in it so I can fish all year round. I'm easy to please;)

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from WckedMidas wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Ide have peacock bass. and south amaerican catfish like the , red tail cat , tiger shovlenose cat, and few others big monsters . monster tank u need monster fish

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from Modern Day Moun... wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Something i could fish out of. Similar to what you see at BassPro, but bigger.

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from chrishinson1971 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

that would be so awsome to have not sure what i would do but it would be huge .

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from Cgull wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

pirrahna

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from rdorman wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I'd love a tank that is a wall between the kitchen and dining room with an Atlantic sharpnosed shark(they stay smaller) and all kinds of mullet and herring, anything else i'd be fishing in too much and i'd practice catch and release but eventually they would die from being caught too much

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I think my tank would have crabs and lobsters crawling around. And a casino with...

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from Bryan216 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

beautiful.

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from chris_hunt wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I think I would fill mine with brooke trout. That way whenever I got hungry I could just dip my hand in there and grab one of those tasty fish.

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from Mactrager wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

I have a tank with Peacock Bass in my living room.

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from squirrelgirl wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

bluegills, lots of bluegills (size doesn't matter after all right?) how rad would that be. . . an entire plexiglass wall ten feet high with pretty little bluegills inside?

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from Jehnifer Quinn wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

Love this tank!! If I could I would have a full Wall tank that seperated my kitchen and living room stocked with All Alaskan Fish. I would only stock it with fish I had caught so that I could tell fishing stories and have proof!

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from iron giant wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

Mine would start off like yours, except filled with Browns and rainbows. After it snaked through my house for a while it would spread out into grass beds and then deepen into a nice sized pond filled with bluegills and bass. Since we're dreaming of what we would do if money were no option I would spend a few million on making sure the trout stream part was cool and the pond part was warm.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

squirrelgirl ~ how you feelin' these days? Ice cream and peanut butter anyone?

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from michigainiac wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure it's against the law here in Michigan but my brother used to keep a 100 gallon with rock bass and walleye and even had a baby pike for a while. He had it done up just like a river would look like sandy rocky bottom and some logs. Even a sunken beer can which is all too common in the Huron River where we caught most of the fish. Way cooler than any salt water tank. He was one hell of a fishermen.

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from squirrelgirl wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

countitandone, not yet but my cammies don't fit anymore. I've been scentlocking my maternity clothes how weird am I?

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from erik450 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I'd probably have a 200 gallon freshwater aquarium with like a 5 or 6 pound largemouth bass in it. Maybe some pan size crappie with some smaller bluegill and some frogs to top it off. Of cource these would be fish i would catch from the wild though.

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from WckedMidas wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Ide have peacock bass. and south amaerican catfish like the , red tail cat , tiger shovlenose cat, and few others big monsters . monster tank u need monster fish

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from Modern Day Moun... wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Something i could fish out of. Similar to what you see at BassPro, but bigger.

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Yours sounds great I built a cold water environment for trout for a science project in high school. I would much rather set up an expensive fish tank with local fish not some fish ive never seen and probably never will see anywhere but in a fish tank. So mine would be a mixture of Brown and Brook trout in long tank with variable water speed motor and I would have to decide which kind of food i want protein mixtures or like you say crickets. As the tank would be rather long i would stretch it from the kitchen to the living room and watch it all the time.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from nitrojoe wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

A long, narrow, tall tank filled with a school of white crappie and northern pike. Throw in a handful of fathead minnows and pike minnows to keep them happy.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Hank111 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I had a 2 foot longnose gar in a big tank in my liveingroom for a couple years. Probably not what you had in mind, but made a cool aquariam fish,except I cant tell ya how many times I found her wiggleing across the carpet and had to throw her back in. Not many fish could survive that more than once.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from gman3186 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

i would like to have something like you would see at bass pro but saltwater with some red drum and stripers and some spot and croackers some trout

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Judd McCullum wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I'd do something similar to yours, but with sandy pools and small stone riffles. I'd have smallmouths and all kinds of creek chubs, redhorse suckers, and as many kinds of darters as it's legal to own. Maybe a gar or two. That's be nice.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from countitandone wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

A New Car Dealer in Seattle had just finished his custom home and I helped him move in.

As you entered the 20ft ceiling entry, you couldn't help but notice that the two columns that seemed to be holding up the roof were aquariums full of tropic fish.
They were.

As I walked through the multi-million dollar main house, each column in the home had the same treatment.

Disposeable income...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from pike slayer wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

id like 1000 gallon tank with a smallish weed bed and a rock bar with large and smallmouth bass, pike, panfish a plenty, small bullhead and just posibley a musky...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from fisher girl wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I want a house like that! I'd probably enjoy having catfish, bass, pike, crappie and so on. It would be so cool to have many diffferent types of fish in all different types of tanks.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

Perhaps reroute a branch of the local trout stream over sculpted glass through the darkened sunken living room with the view above ... then watch the browns move in and the occasional pod of steelhead slide by.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from woodsmanj35 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

a tank with fish in it so I can fish all year round. I'm easy to please;)

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from chrishinson1971 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

that would be so awsome to have not sure what i would do but it would be huge .

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Cgull wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

pirrahna

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rdorman wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I'd love a tank that is a wall between the kitchen and dining room with an Atlantic sharpnosed shark(they stay smaller) and all kinds of mullet and herring, anything else i'd be fishing in too much and i'd practice catch and release but eventually they would die from being caught too much

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bryan216 wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

beautiful.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I think my tank would have crabs and lobsters crawling around. And a casino with...

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from chris_hunt wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

I think I would fill mine with brooke trout. That way whenever I got hungry I could just dip my hand in there and grab one of those tasty fish.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Mactrager wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

I have a tank with Peacock Bass in my living room.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from squirrelgirl wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

bluegills, lots of bluegills (size doesn't matter after all right?) how rad would that be. . . an entire plexiglass wall ten feet high with pretty little bluegills inside?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jehnifer Quinn wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

Love this tank!! If I could I would have a full Wall tank that seperated my kitchen and living room stocked with All Alaskan Fish. I would only stock it with fish I had caught so that I could tell fishing stories and have proof!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from iron giant wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

Mine would start off like yours, except filled with Browns and rainbows. After it snaked through my house for a while it would spread out into grass beds and then deepen into a nice sized pond filled with bluegills and bass. Since we're dreaming of what we would do if money were no option I would spend a few million on making sure the trout stream part was cool and the pond part was warm.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from countitandone wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

squirrelgirl ~ how you feelin' these days? Ice cream and peanut butter anyone?

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from michigainiac wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure it's against the law here in Michigan but my brother used to keep a 100 gallon with rock bass and walleye and even had a baby pike for a while. He had it done up just like a river would look like sandy rocky bottom and some logs. Even a sunken beer can which is all too common in the Huron River where we caught most of the fish. Way cooler than any salt water tank. He was one hell of a fishermen.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from squirrelgirl wrote 1 year 37 weeks ago

countitandone, not yet but my cammies don't fit anymore. I've been scentlocking my maternity clothes how weird am I?

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