Having a reely good time with the Orvis folks.

Guess how many and win em all

The intervention reached a sudden unexpected climax when Al was finally forced to choose between has family the pile of reels.

(LET ME MAKE A COUPLE OF SPELLING CORRECTIONS)

The intervention reached a sudden unexpected climax when Al was finally forced to choose between his family and the pile of reels.

Right as his decision to just stop there and keep the "winnings" was announced, the "friendly" poker game turned ugly!

O.K. boys. Here's the total take from the Orvis job. Everybody clear on the split? I don't care where you fish, but for God's sake lay low for a while until the heat is off.

The outdoorsman's take on a 1970's Swingers Party.

"Now lets get to the reel talk boys...."

Rule number 1: Always be prepared.

We talked it over and decided that yes, in fact, all of the reels tasted pretty much the same.

Tom, I don't have the slightest idea how you're gonna get these home without the wife findin' out.

collecting fishing stuff does not qualify you for the show hoarders you really can never have to much.

....and on the 3rd day god said 'LET THERE BE REELS'

Best fish story wins them all

If you think that's impressive wait till you see my flybox collection

Flying in the face of logic, high-end fly reels would ultimately prove to be an impractical form of currency.

The REEL lottery, only REEL prizes for the winner

actually i like it better this way...give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to flyfish, and he'll take out a 2nd mortgage to pay for his flyreels

"this week on hoarders"

Now Honey, I know you said I could only spend $500 on a new reel, but they were all on sale and I couldn't pick just one

This is what I brought home from the convention, and she looked at me and said "Get out!"

With the economy being what it is, the guys had figured out how to reach Wyoming without gas money. It involved 73 reels, 254 miles of line and one hell of a backcast.

What happens at Cabela’s when you give a kleptomaniac a fly vest with 26 pockets and false bottom waders.

Test how many reels? In how many days?

Just needs milk..

Now remove anything else from your pockets, take off your shoes and belt and step through the metal detector.

The last Fly Fishers Anonymous meeting was the worst yet. They made us turn in our reels!

Just kidding:)
(crying)

Last halloweens haul after I trick-or-treated at orvis...

Now we know where all that stimulus money went....

"OK lets go around the room. We'll start with you Joe."
"Hi, I'm Joe and I'm addicted to fly fishing."

Now that the bets are in, lets see who caught the biggest Brown.

Rehab for Flyfishermen.

"No, really baby, I NEED all of these reels! You know how you have different pairs of shoes and handbags for different outfits and occasions?? Well, that one's for brookies, and that one's for browns... that one's for rainbows, and that one's for bass... You know those 75 flyrods I have in the garage? Well..."

keepin' it reel, Orvis style

See? I told you, you can never have too much fishing gear.

Although the research results have not been officially released.......it appears that there is a correlation with compulsive addictions to flyfishing and middle aged men.

Hors d'oeuvres were served at 7:00 with the specialty of the House, Madison Brown and Bow combo at 8:00. The Beer was free.

$#*! my wife found my reels, When she comes over here you guys say I was watching them for you!

With the economy and stock market like it is...i'm putting all my money in fly reels.

"I thought you were suppose to buy the rods."

The Outdoorsman's Collection Plate.

TSA agent: "Sir, are you sure you're pockets are empty?"

i knew it was gonna be bad when i found out that obama was addressing the U.N.

"hor d'oeuvres tonight will be fly reel tar-tar."

"HONEY, Where's my suitcase, I am all packed"

Under the wifes glare the husband leaned over and said, "I thought he said this was a 'real' party. I wouldn't have brought us if I knew he said 'reel' party." The wife responded with a quick, "It's fine."

eeny meeny miney moe...

It's reely hard to come up with something funny about this picture.

As I looked down on my body from above the operating room, I knew I was doomed, because the Dr.s were obviously thinking about tomorrow's trout opener instead of my surgery.

the light at the end of the tunnel

Behold, Mt. Fly Reel!

Remember when Fred set up the booth, boss, and asked you where to put the boxes? Well, ol' Fred didn't see the humor in your answer.

In tonight's edition of Reelity Television, we're playing a special game of "What's My Line!"

Now here's you first tippet...

F*** one side fits all!!!

"Guys, even though, we still had alot of fun this weekend at the first annual gold panners reunion on the banks of the Bighorn River."

"I wished I wasn't holding the only rod tube right now. Think of a happy place, think of a happy place."

Colorado Drag Queen Meeting.

"Well... Who wants first pick?!?"

"Yep, that same old card trick in college made me alot of money. Man, I can't believe they ALL fell for it. Suckers!"

Have you ever seen Mount Orvis!

Oh, I was supposed to prepare the trout?

I decided to try fly fishing and the salesman said i needed all these to go with the pile of rods i needed. Say, do you know anyone that can teach me how to cast?

And you thought the Rubic Cube was hard to figure out. This is one heck of a bird nest!

Choices - Orvis Reels in the Good Times!

All in on a royal flush, fun nights at the lodge.

Thats the story of my life...

So this is how i will be paid? YES!

The Orvis chef is BIG on presentation.

I showed up to the drag meeting wearing high heels. How embarrassing.

Hey, I REELY think this idea of mine is gonna FLY...lets tie one on and find out!

Never play poker with a fly fisherman

Ok Jim I got all of the Orvis fly reels together that we have. Connect them to the front of your truck. Being that they are from Orvis and that the lines are in great condition...we should be able to pull your truck out of the mud.

um... as you know i am going fly fishing, can i get a reel with that hat? it seems that you probably can spare one.

O if i were a rich man!...