Sadly, his son knew right away his father had no idea what "getting high" or "floating to a different dimension" meant.

Am I your kind of guide?

jim just could never face the fact that he was really going bald.

What ZZ Top does in-between tours...

I have all the answers right here. In this simple to use wand.

See? I told you I didn't need no stinking stripping basket!

and you said sucess was just outta my reach

A new technique for stripping fly line, the "Cranium Method"

That's how it's done. Now you try it.

When the hell did silly string start making fly line??

The latest in Halloween fashion.

i think i got the loop out of my line now how do i get it back on the reel?

The wrong way to take the line off the reel...

When translated literally means "the mess that happens when flyfishing and bourbon meet head on."

buckhunter - genius. I hope that most people read that blog so they get the joke. You are winning hands down at this point.

Kirk on clearing the backing from the spool - "Look Ma! No hands!"

DAY 57

JOURNAL ENTRY- STILL NO SIGN OF RESCUE.I HAVE BEGUN HALLUCINATE.

The people at Wendy's really need to find a better spokesperson.

For Sale: Fly rod/reel. Needs re-strung. Used only once.

Well...It looks really cool when you do it right.

Shooting basket! I don't need a shooting basket!

After what seems like hours of battling the score stood at fish 1, fisherman 0.

nobody likes hanging out with ginger kids, so i'll go fishing by myself.

"I have a better use for line when I can't catch a fish"

"Mom always did say I was the 'red-headed step child' of the family"

The guy at the fly shop said, "...no, the backing goes on first...just use your head..."

I say countitandone won it, his is the most creative.

Yesterday I didn't even know what a flyfisherman is. Now I are one!

I don't think those were morels.

Some people are just too worried about looking good on the stream.

Ronald presents Hamburgler with his prized fishing rod.

An this children is why we do not do drugs!

Heres your sign.

"Just squeeze a small amount of Gink on your hands and rub into the hairless areas. In just a few days your hair will not only float, it'll be visible from a quarter mile! Order now!"

The police ran out of crime scene tape.

Normally I would start by tying the backing to the reel, but clearly we are in uncharter waters!!!

I am a true rocker and fisherman.

And today in wilderness guide survival class we learn alternate uses for fly fishing gear... of course you can use the fly line backing as a head covering, but GUESS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THIS...

A run down, this angler donned his rally cap in hopes of changing his luck.

Kirk was thrilled when he realized the wig he bought was actually fly line.

Holy backlash BatMan!!!

This pole gives me so much luck it actually turns my hair red.

"I'll trade you this for your Tenkara"

I hate wind!!!!!!

Fly Fishermen? Afraid knot!

Hallucinogens and fishing never mix

They said to tease it a little.....Looks like I mad it MAD!

Noodle Rod? ...........................................

I thought you wanted a Spaghetti Rod?

Submitted by Capt Walt of Newenglandcharters@maine.rr.com

OSAMA BIN LADEN LEARNING TO FLY FISH.

Fly fishing and dreadlocks don't mix!

The guy at the bait shop said this fly rod was so hi-tech, I could shave with it.

eXtreme Redhead offers Fly Rod for Peace Pipe.

"RAGGETY ANN'S 101 STEPS TO FLY FISHING

See how easy that was? Now you give'r a try!

Is this line Beta or VHS?

Of course I've done this before. Just follow me.

What was he saying about casting into the wind?

If you do this first, your line looks natural to it's surroundings and it won't scare the fish.

You said "wrap the line around that stupid thing". Now what?

"Fine honey, if your so smart you do it !!"

Angler's rule #1: FIRST, USE YOUR HEAD , THEN THE GEARS!

LOST!! Fly fisherman. Answers to the name of Deet. If found please resupply him with beer and point him towards the water.

Yeah laugh all you want . it still beats WORKING

Let this be a lesson to you, son. Never, EVER, cast with the wind at your back!

how many inches of blaze orange are required for trout

Fishing, what's that?

You might be a red neck ... if you look like this

Yes!!! Finally got that danged wind knot out!

Trick or Treat

Life is like “casting up wind”!

Gonna fish for flies.....

Hey Andy since when did you and Raggety Anne start fishing?

oops caught a flying fish

It was so big it tore through my dip net, jumped clear over the drift boat, and left me with nothing but this and a busted paddle!

See, I told you I could get all the line out in one cast!!

Did you say overhead cast or overhand cast?

Mudd....Sweat....and..TANGLES.

I`m having a bad hair day ... O.K.?

I bet you can't wait to see my tacklebox!

Back lash , Back Flash , orange leader, what next..........Bobbers......

Fly Fishing, so easy any idiot can do it!

Look ma, no brains!

Anti-backlash my butt!!

Thanks for letting me borrow your rod.

Another victim of the recession,Joe the fisherman,puts his toupee plans on hold.

sunglasses for fishing trip--$20
camping equipment--$150
fly rod--$400
extra spool of tangle free line--$40
picture of friend pretending to be reba in our game of cherades--priceless

So what ha happened was.....

Dude.. I knowww, but you should have seen the FISH!

Yes dear, this is the unit used to catch only the most dangerous of sunfish!!!!

Everything but my bobber, gotta have my bobber

I guess this is what I get for not telling my wife I bought this.

Wendy's® "Fly Fishing" tip for the day!

Who needs line, when you got a reel like this?

Picture me hunting.............I think I'll try that next , don't have to use string......

A Reeeally.... bad hair day !!

"Be the line, Danny"

When are they going to come out with a fly line that is highly visible AND tangle free?

"Note to self: Bring a spare reel!!"

If I can only find the end of this string, so I can use my bobber.......

That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...

That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...

NOTE FROM GUIDE: If you use that can of spray string one more time, this reel is the only thing that will keep my rod from going the whole way in!!

I just have to say that Fatboy2001 is the best I've read!

Why did this wig come with a fly rod?

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hmmmmmmmmmm, orange spagetti and mabye fish

who needs line with a rod like this.

I must have hit fast forward,instead of re-wind!

C'mon feel the noise, girls rock your boys!