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Comments (218)
Oh you mean the line goes in the rod?!?!?!?!?
Nate
Sadly, his son knew right away his father had no idea what "getting high" or "floating to a different dimension" meant.
I know what you're thinking, what's a yard gmone with sunglasses and orange hair doing with this rod......
Am I your kind of guide?
No, I'll catch the most today, by the way, here's your rod.
jim just could never face the fact that he was really going bald.
Fly rod for sale, hardly used.
What ZZ Top does in-between tours...
"Hey, who drank all my beer?"
I have all the answers right here. In this simple to use wand.
In the first episode of "Guides Gone Wild". We learn that most fly rods are just bongs with reels.
See? I told you I didn't need no stinking stripping basket!
This year's winner of the ultimate bird's nest competition took home a case of Tangle Free line dressing.
and you said sucess was just outta my reach
Cletus never could get that snake roll cast down but he sure is proud of that new reel.
A new technique for stripping fly line, the "Cranium Method"
I'm not just your guide, I'm also a client.
That's how it's done. Now you try it.
Dude! Welcome to Fly-Stock!
When the hell did silly string start making fly line??
Fed up with the birdsnests in his baitcaster, Frank switched to fly fishing.
The latest in Halloween fashion.
Biggest fish ever...it ran i stripped, it ran I stripped, then next thing you know there was no more line. Crazy!
i think i got the loop out of my line now how do i get it back on the reel?
Donald Trump unseated as holder of the worst comb over title.
The wrong way to take the line off the reel...
"C'mon man, just once. Don't knock it 'till you try it."
When translated literally means "the mess that happens when flyfishing and bourbon meet head on."
Dude, I'm going to have it braided when I get down to the islands!
buckhunter - genius. I hope that most people read that blog so they get the joke. You are winning hands down at this point.
"Hey, man, check out my new fly thingy! Whoa! My hair feels long! Cool, man! Wait. What's going on, dude? Where are we man?"
Kirk on clearing the backing from the spool - "Look Ma! No hands!"
YEAR 5256 ON AN ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG....
"THIS IS FASCINATING, ITS SOME SORT OF TOOL AND HEAD DRESS USED IN ANCIENT MATING RITUALS"
DAY 57
JOURNAL ENTRY- STILL NO SIGN OF RESCUE.I HAVE BEGUN HALLUCINATE.
My double haul technique into a strong headwind didn't quite get there!
The people at Wendy's really need to find a better spokesperson.
when i went fishing this morning i didnt kow the wind would pick up this much
For Sale: Fly rod/reel. Needs re-strung. Used only once.
Jim never did get the hang of that new automatic reel.
Well...It looks really cool when you do it right.
Deeter, you may be a good casting teacher but, there are limits...
Shooting basket! I don't need a shooting basket!
"Flying fish. Almost killed me.....I'll get it mounted."
After what seems like hours of battling the score stood at fish 1, fisherman 0.
After what seems like hours of battling the score stood at fish 1, fisherman 0.
nobody likes hanging out with ginger kids, so i'll go fishing by myself.
i bet michael phelps never smoked one of these..
"I have a better use for line when I can't catch a fish"
"I have a better use for line when I can't catch a fish"
"Mom always did say I was the 'red-headed step child' of the family"
i need a new hairstylist...
The guy at the fly shop said, "...no, the backing goes on first...just use your head..."
I think the hairdresser was colorblind and/or deaf when I told him I wanted natural looking extensions.
I say countitandone won it, his is the most creative.
"It wasn't my fault the wind was blowing"
Yesterday I didn't even know what a flyfisherman is. Now I are one!
Dispite badly needing a haircut, Barry wanted to have his picture taken with his new reel.
I don't think those were morels.
The mating rituals of a sascquatch.
Some people are just too worried about looking good on the stream.
Ronald presents Hamburgler with his prized fishing rod.
Ronald presents Hamburgler with his prized fishing rod.
After a freak weedwacker accident, I decided to call it a day and hit the stream.
An this children is why we do not do drugs!
Well son, before the rod and reel were invented, fishermen really had to use their heads.
Heres your sign.
The Joys of fly fishing. or Next F&S book- guide to untangling knots
"Just squeeze a small amount of Gink on your hands and rub into the hairless areas. In just a few days your hair will not only float, it'll be visible from a quarter mile! Order now!"
After 30 years Andy still cant get Raggedy Ann to go fishing
The police ran out of crime scene tape.
Okay, I got the line on. Now what goes on the reel?
Normally I would start by tying the backing to the reel, but clearly we are in uncharter waters!!!
"Want a fly rod little girl?"
I am a true rocker and fisherman.
Look mom, no backing!
And today in wilderness guide survival class we learn alternate uses for fly fishing gear... of course you can use the fly line backing as a head covering, but GUESS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THIS...
Strung out...
A run down, this angler donned his rally cap in hopes of changing his luck.
There's always next year
Kirk was thrilled when he realized the wig he bought was actually fly line.
Bacon!!!!!!
Holy backlash BatMan!!!
And son, that's all it takes to tie on a leader. Now you try.
This pole gives me so much luck it actually turns my hair red.
If I would have read my book (Fly Fishing for Dummies)I would already be fishing.
"I'll trade you this for your Tenkara"
Backlash....flyrod style!
I hate wind!!!!!!
Nice rod...that's what she said
Fly Fishermen? Afraid knot!
Oh you said cast WITH the wind.....
Hallucinogens and fishing never mix
If you don't control your rod, bad things can happen.
They said to tease it a little.....Looks like I mad it MAD!
Empty reel equals empty creel.
Noodle Rod? ...........................................
I thought you wanted a Spaghetti Rod?
Submitted by Capt Walt of Newenglandcharters@maine.rr.com
who needs rogain!! do you think anyone will notice my new piece??
OSAMA BIN LADEN LEARNING TO FLY FISH.
Why Rob Zombie doesn't fly fish
Fly fishing and dreadlocks don't mix!
The guy at the bait shop said this fly rod was so hi-tech, I could shave with it.
The guy at the bait shop said this fly rod was so hi-tech, I could shave with it.
Of course I'm a natural redhead-why do you ask?
eXtreme Redhead offers Fly Rod for Peace Pipe.
Quick Everyone . . . LINE UP!
"RAGGETY ANN'S 101 STEPS TO FLY FISHING
Knit one, pearl two, knit one, pearl two...
See how easy that was? Now you give'r a try!
Hey little Tommy, ya wanna trade me your ZEBCO 202 for this cool silly string shooter?
Is this line Beta or VHS?
The good news is I was able to get your knot out.
Of course I've done this before. Just follow me.
To answer your questions...Yes, I am your guide, and NO you can't get your money back.
What was he saying about casting into the wind?
What? It's not a darning needle?
If you do this first, your line looks natural to it's surroundings and it won't scare the fish.
My buddies think I'm "ate up" with this "fly fishing thing". What do you think?
You said "wrap the line around that stupid thing". Now what?
Don't judge a book by it's cover. He is a great guide/fisherman, he just has a fetish about looking like Boy George from Culture club.
"Fine honey, if your so smart you do it !!"
Welcome to the show I'm your host Carrot Top.
Angler's rule #1: FIRST, USE YOUR HEAD , THEN THE GEARS!
I'll take that Honey, I know I didn't explain putting the line on the reel very well.
LOST!! Fly fisherman. Answers to the name of Deet. If found please resupply him with beer and point him towards the water.
"Grandma said I could tie on line from her knitting basket. Here - you hold the rod while I get 'er started!"
Yeah laugh all you want . it still beats WORKING
For a good time...contact this fishing guide!
Let this be a lesson to you, son. Never, EVER, cast with the wind at your back!
WHAT THE #@$%!!!!
how many inches of blaze orange are required for trout
Just camo, won't see my reflection!
Fishing, what's that?
Hey man, I think my gun's broken.
You might be a red neck ... if you look like this
This new automatic reel is the best ever !
Yes!!! Finally got that danged wind knot out!
It was a hell of a wreck, but my rod made it!!
Trick or Treat
Hey, It's a hunting season comb over. Built in blaze. You just wish you thought of it !
Life is like “casting up wind”!
Dude, Your getting a cortland!!!
Gonna fish for flies.....
I said "fish the rat's nest", not with a rats nest!
Hey Andy since when did you and Raggety Anne start fishing?
This years champion of the "International Silly String Shootout!"
oops caught a flying fish
Do I look like I need an instruction book????????????
It was so big it tore through my dip net, jumped clear over the drift boat, and left me with nothing but this and a busted paddle!
Hey, has anyone seen that " easy button"?
See, I told you I could get all the line out in one cast!!
ten o'clock.....two o'clock...make another loop
ten o'clock......two o'clock...make another loop
Did you say overhead cast or overhand cast?
I knew I should have taken those fly fishing lessons instead of going to that retro hair band concert last week.
Mudd....Sweat....and..TANGLES.
Hello, my name is Osama bin McFlyfisherman
I`m having a bad hair day ... O.K.?
I get it, I get it, you still want a Fillet O'Fish from McD.s, GOD you such a CLOWN!!!
I bet you can't wait to see my tacklebox!
Reminiscing about “Kids Fishing Day 1989”
Back lash , Back Flash , orange leader, what next..........Bobbers......
Fly Fishing, so easy any idiot can do it!
Fly Fishing, so easy any idiot can do it!
Look ma, no brains!
Look ma, no brains!
My biggest catch of the day!
Anti-backlash my butt!!
The round thing does what?
Thanks for letting me borrow your rod.
This is called the "Butt". Yes, I know, but it's been called worse. It is there to catch your line while you are trying to cast.
Another victim of the recession,Joe the fisherman,puts his toupee plans on hold.
wife said no fishing today, and i guess she meant it!!!
sunglasses for fishing trip--$20
camping equipment--$150
fly rod--$400
extra spool of tangle free line--$40
picture of friend pretending to be reba in our game of cherades--priceless
Ya man. Da feeshin' is good.
So what ha happened was.....
FLASH BACKS
Dude.. I knowww, but you should have seen the FISH!
Look...Your rod and reel survived the plane crash!
Yes dear, this is the unit used to catch only the most dangerous of sunfish!!!!
Yes dear, this is the unit used to catch only the most dangerous of sunfish!!!!
Everything but my bobber, gotta have my bobber
taking a dreadlock holiday
I guess this is what I get for not telling my wife I bought this.
Once the backing ran out it was ALL over.
Wendy's® "Fly Fishing" tip for the day!
Back lash turns into blast from the past.
Who needs line, when you got a reel like this?
Is this a real problem or a reel problem ?
Picture me hunting.............I think I'll try that next , don't have to use string......
Now remember 10 o'clock and then 2 o-clock
A Reeeally.... bad hair day !!
"Did you see the size of that Chicken?"
"Be the line, Danny"
He took you into your backing...What backing
When are they going to come out with a fly line that is highly visible AND tangle free?
Here Mr. Chaney, safer than a shotgun.....
"Note to self: Bring a spare reel!!"
Where does the hook go.........
If I can only find the end of this string, so I can use my bobber.......
Perl one , knit two
That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...
That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...
That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...
What kind of bird was that???
NOTE FROM GUIDE: If you use that can of spray string one more time, this reel is the only thing that will keep my rod from going the whole way in!!
Did I say cast into the wind? I meant...
I just have to say that Fatboy2001 is the best I've read!
Realtree has been working for years on the perfect fishing camo, and now the Reeltree pattern is available for purchase! Now available in blaze too!
Why did this wig come with a fly rod?
Well thats that, all set to go, still need a bobber....
Hi, Billy Mays here, with the Mighty rod! So strong it can reel in a manatee, yet so light, you can hardly feel it in your hand. Thats the power of the mighty rod and reel. But wait, there's more!!! Call in the next ten minutes, and we'll include one hundred feet of our newest line. It's so long it wraps around your head 70 times!!! Pay with your credit card and we'll double the offer!! That's two mighty rod and reel combo's, and two hundred feet of line, all for $9.99, plus shipping and hadling!!! CALL NOW!!!
hmmmmmmmmmm, orange spagetti and mabye fish
hmmmmmmmmmm, orange spagetti and mabye fish
That bird nest sure has one ugly bird in it!
who needs line with a rod like this.
This isn't what I'd pictured when you mentioned the stripper with orange hair.
I must have hit fast forward,instead of re-wind!
Now i know why not to buy $10 fly line!
C'mon feel the noise, girls rock your boys!
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jim just could never face the fact that he was really going bald.
Why did this wig come with a fly rod?
When the hell did silly string start making fly line??
I don't think those were morels.
To answer your questions...Yes, I am your guide, and NO you can't get your money back.
The guy at the bait shop said this fly rod was so hi-tech, I could shave with it.
The guy at the bait shop said this fly rod was so hi-tech, I could shave with it.
No, I'll catch the most today, by the way, here's your rod.
That's how it's done. Now you try it.
My biggest catch of the day!
Noodle Rod? ...........................................
I thought you wanted a Spaghetti Rod?
Submitted by Capt Walt of Newenglandcharters@maine.rr.com
eXtreme Redhead offers Fly Rod for Peace Pipe.
Quick Everyone . . . LINE UP!
how many inches of blaze orange are required for trout
See, I told you I could get all the line out in one cast!!
ten o'clock.....two o'clock...make another loop
ten o'clock......two o'clock...make another loop
The round thing does what?
Thanks for letting me borrow your rod.
So what ha happened was.....
Life is like “casting up wind”!
Wendy's® "Fly Fishing" tip for the day!
Deeter, you may be a good casting teacher but, there are limits...
Shooting basket! I don't need a shooting basket!
I say countitandone won it, his is the most creative.
When translated literally means "the mess that happens when flyfishing and bourbon meet head on."
Dude, I'm going to have it braided when I get down to the islands!
Holy backlash BatMan!!!
I think the hairdresser was colorblind and/or deaf when I told him I wanted natural looking extensions.
Fed up with the birdsnests in his baitcaster, Frank switched to fly fishing.
I have all the answers right here. In this simple to use wand.
This year's winner of the ultimate bird's nest competition took home a case of Tangle Free line dressing.
Ronald presents Hamburgler with his prized fishing rod.
Ronald presents Hamburgler with his prized fishing rod.
After a freak weedwacker accident, I decided to call it a day and hit the stream.
The latest in Halloween fashion.
Okay, I got the line on. Now what goes on the reel?
Kirk was thrilled when he realized the wig he bought was actually fly line.
Why Rob Zombie doesn't fly fish
Fly fishing and dreadlocks don't mix!
Of course I'm a natural redhead-why do you ask?
Ya man. Da feeshin' is good.
"C'mon man, just once. Don't knock it 'till you try it."
Now remember 10 o'clock and then 2 o-clock
when i went fishing this morning i didnt kow the wind would pick up this much
An this children is why we do not do drugs!
See? I told you I didn't need no stinking stripping basket!
What ZZ Top does in-between tours...
Am I your kind of guide?
"Hey, who drank all my beer?"
In the first episode of "Guides Gone Wild". We learn that most fly rods are just bongs with reels.
"Want a fly rod little girl?"
"I'll trade you this for your Tenkara"
LOST!! Fly fisherman. Answers to the name of Deet. If found please resupply him with beer and point him towards the water.
Once the backing ran out it was ALL over.
The wrong way to take the line off the reel...
This pole gives me so much luck it actually turns my hair red.
If I would have read my book (Fly Fishing for Dummies)I would already be fishing.
Kirk on clearing the backing from the spool - "Look Ma! No hands!"
Fishing, what's that?
You might be a red neck ... if you look like this
Normally I would start by tying the backing to the reel, but clearly we are in uncharter waters!!!
Fly rod for sale, hardly used.
buckhunter - genius. I hope that most people read that blog so they get the joke. You are winning hands down at this point.
"Hey, man, check out my new fly thingy! Whoa! My hair feels long! Cool, man! Wait. What's going on, dude? Where are we man?"
"Grandma said I could tie on line from her knitting basket. Here - you hold the rod while I get 'er started!"
The mating rituals of a sascquatch.
A new technique for stripping fly line, the "Cranium Method"
Trick or Treat
Dude.. I knowww, but you should have seen the FISH!
I am a true rocker and fisherman.
I'm not just your guide, I'm also a client.
Hey Andy since when did you and Raggety Anne start fishing?
This years champion of the "International Silly String Shootout!"
I must have hit fast forward,instead of re-wind!
The people at Wendy's really need to find a better spokesperson.
They said to tease it a little.....Looks like I mad it MAD!
There's always next year
Don't judge a book by it's cover. He is a great guide/fisherman, he just has a fetish about looking like Boy George from Culture club.
For Sale: Fly rod/reel. Needs re-strung. Used only once.
YEAR 5256 ON AN ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG....
"THIS IS FASCINATING, ITS SOME SORT OF TOOL AND HEAD DRESS USED IN ANCIENT MATING RITUALS"
DAY 57
JOURNAL ENTRY- STILL NO SIGN OF RESCUE.I HAVE BEGUN HALLUCINATE.
Donald Trump unseated as holder of the worst comb over title.
taking a dreadlock holiday
The police ran out of crime scene tape.
"Flying fish. Almost killed me.....I'll get it mounted."
Did I say cast into the wind? I meant...
I just have to say that Fatboy2001 is the best I've read!
"I have a better use for line when I can't catch a fish"
"I have a better use for line when I can't catch a fish"
"Mom always did say I was the 'red-headed step child' of the family"
The guy at the fly shop said, "...no, the backing goes on first...just use your head..."
OSAMA BIN LADEN LEARNING TO FLY FISH.
Of course I've done this before. Just follow me.
What was he saying about casting into the wind?
If you do this first, your line looks natural to it's surroundings and it won't scare the fish.
My buddies think I'm "ate up" with this "fly fishing thing". What do you think?
You said "wrap the line around that stupid thing". Now what?
Dispite badly needing a haircut, Barry wanted to have his picture taken with his new reel.
Jim never did get the hang of that new automatic reel.
Well...It looks really cool when you do it right.
Some people are just too worried about looking good on the stream.
Gonna fish for flies.....
Back lash , Back Flash , orange leader, what next..........Bobbers......
Everything but my bobber, gotta have my bobber
Picture me hunting.............I think I'll try that next , don't have to use string......
Here Mr. Chaney, safer than a shotgun.....
Where does the hook go.........
If I can only find the end of this string, so I can use my bobber.......
Perl one , knit two
Well thats that, all set to go, still need a bobber....
hmmmmmmmmmm, orange spagetti and mabye fish
hmmmmmmmmmm, orange spagetti and mabye fish
i think i got the loop out of my line now how do i get it back on the reel?
Nice rod...that's what she said
A Reeeally.... bad hair day !!
nobody likes hanging out with ginger kids, so i'll go fishing by myself.
Who needs line, when you got a reel like this?
who needs line with a rod like this.
i need a new hairstylist...
Angler's rule #1: FIRST, USE YOUR HEAD , THEN THE GEARS!
I bet you can't wait to see my tacklebox!
Reminiscing about “Kids Fishing Day 1989”
That bird nest sure has one ugly bird in it!
Look mom, no backing!
"Just squeeze a small amount of Gink on your hands and rub into the hairless areas. In just a few days your hair will not only float, it'll be visible from a quarter mile! Order now!"
My double haul technique into a strong headwind didn't quite get there!
Hey, has anyone seen that " easy button"?
After 30 years Andy still cant get Raggedy Ann to go fishing
I`m having a bad hair day ... O.K.?
Biggest fish ever...it ran i stripped, it ran I stripped, then next thing you know there was no more line. Crazy!
And today in wilderness guide survival class we learn alternate uses for fly fishing gear... of course you can use the fly line backing as a head covering, but GUESS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THIS...
That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...
That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...
That's not the worst part. Guess where the flies are...
"It wasn't my fault the wind was blowing"
Is this line Beta or VHS?
Oh you said cast WITH the wind.....
If you don't control your rod, bad things can happen.
Empty reel equals empty creel.
Hey man, I think my gun's broken.
Knit one, pearl two, knit one, pearl two...
See how easy that was? Now you give'r a try!
Let this be a lesson to you, son. Never, EVER, cast with the wind at your back!
I guess this is what I get for not telling my wife I bought this.
FLASH BACKS
I hate wind!!!!!!
and you said sucess was just outta my reach
"RAGGETY ANN'S 101 STEPS TO FLY FISHING
Just camo, won't see my reflection!
When are they going to come out with a fly line that is highly visible AND tangle free?
After what seems like hours of battling the score stood at fish 1, fisherman 0.
After what seems like hours of battling the score stood at fish 1, fisherman 0.
Well son, before the rod and reel were invented, fishermen really had to use their heads.
Cletus never could get that snake roll cast down but he sure is proud of that new reel.
Dude! Welcome to Fly-Stock!
Fly Fishermen? Afraid knot!
sunglasses for fishing trip--$20
camping equipment--$150
fly rod--$400
extra spool of tangle free line--$40
picture of friend pretending to be reba in our game of cherades--priceless
It was a hell of a wreck, but my rod made it!!
Heres your sign.
The Joys of fly fishing. or Next F&S book- guide to untangling knots
A run down, this angler donned his rally cap in hopes of changing his luck.
Strung out...
Bacon!!!!!!
What? It's not a darning needle?
And son, that's all it takes to tie on a leader. Now you try.
Backlash....flyrod style!
Hallucinogens and fishing never mix
who needs rogain!! do you think anyone will notice my new piece??
Hey little Tommy, ya wanna trade me your ZEBCO 202 for this cool silly string shooter?
The good news is I was able to get your knot out.
Welcome to the show I'm your host Carrot Top.
"Fine honey, if your so smart you do it !!"
I'll take that Honey, I know I didn't explain putting the line on the reel very well.
Yeah laugh all you want . it still beats WORKING
Dude, Your getting a cortland!!!
For a good time...contact this fishing guide!
WHAT THE #@$%!!!!
This new automatic reel is the best ever !
Yes!!! Finally got that danged wind knot out!
Hey, It's a hunting season comb over. Built in blaze. You just wish you thought of it !
I said "fish the rat's nest", not with a rats nest!
Do I look like I need an instruction book????????????
oops caught a flying fish
It was so big it tore through my dip net, jumped clear over the drift boat, and left me with nothing but this and a busted paddle!
Did you say overhead cast or overhand cast?
I knew I should have taken those fly fishing lessons instead of going to that retro hair band concert last week.
Mudd....Sweat....and..TANGLES.
Hello, my name is Osama bin McFlyfisherman
I get it, I get it, you still want a Fillet O'Fish from McD.s, GOD you such a CLOWN!!!
Fly Fishing, so easy any idiot can do it!
Fly Fishing, so easy any idiot can do it!
Look ma, no brains!
Look ma, no brains!
Anti-backlash my butt!!
This is called the "Butt". Yes, I know, but it's been called worse. It is there to catch your line while you are trying to cast.
Another victim of the recession,Joe the fisherman,puts his toupee plans on hold.
wife said no fishing today, and i guess she meant it!!!
Look...Your rod and reel survived the plane crash!
Yes dear, this is the unit used to catch only the most dangerous of sunfish!!!!
Yes dear, this is the unit used to catch only the most dangerous of sunfish!!!!
Back lash turns into blast from the past.
Is this a real problem or a reel problem ?
"Did you see the size of that Chicken?"
"Be the line, Danny"
He took you into your backing...What backing
"Note to self: Bring a spare reel!!"
What kind of bird was that???
Realtree has been working for years on the perfect fishing camo, and now the Reeltree pattern is available for purchase! Now available in blaze too!
Hi, Billy Mays here, with the Mighty rod! So strong it can reel in a manatee, yet so light, you can hardly feel it in your hand. Thats the power of the mighty rod and reel. But wait, there's more!!! Call in the next ten minutes, and we'll include one hundred feet of our newest line. It's so long it wraps around your head 70 times!!! Pay with your credit card and we'll double the offer!! That's two mighty rod and reel combo's, and two hundred feet of line, all for $9.99, plus shipping and hadling!!! CALL NOW!!!
This isn't what I'd pictured when you mentioned the stripper with orange hair.
C'mon feel the noise, girls rock your boys!
Now i know why not to buy $10 fly line!
Yesterday I didn't even know what a flyfisherman is. Now I are one!
Oh you mean the line goes in the rod?!?!?!?!?
Nate
I know what you're thinking, what's a yard gmone with sunglasses and orange hair doing with this rod......
NOTE FROM GUIDE: If you use that can of spray string one more time, this reel is the only thing that will keep my rod from going the whole way in!!
i bet michael phelps never smoked one of these..
Sadly, his son knew right away his father had no idea what "getting high" or "floating to a different dimension" meant.
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