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Caption Contest: Write the Best... Win Gear
By Tim Romano
I know some of you might have seen this image before up here in another form or fashion, but man what a great caption contest image it's going to make. I can't wait to see what you all come up with. This is my friend Bryan "Bear" Holeman. One half of the Holeman Brothers Guide Company after a stellar day on the marshes of Louisiana.
You know the drill. If you come up with the best caption for this image you'll win...
...a Petzl Tikka 2 Plus headlamp. This is Petzl's newest head torch and retails for $39.95.
Good Luck.
TR
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Comments (94)
The raccoons are big around here.
"Well at least I didn't get pelican crap in my eyes!"
a racoon, bear, and a pelican...
all in search of a swamp donkey
Playing lead role in Baywatch Bayou, Bryan "Bear" Holeman.
Ramcatt,
damn that was a good one. Such keen memory you have...
Nice fart!
My new sunglasses actually work!
BAYOU, LOUISIANA (AP) -- A two-headed alien was spotted after its metal-flake purple spacecraft crash-landed in shallow water yesterday afternoon. A witness to the scene said, "Squawk." Film at 11.
One of the many differences between sportsmen and male models is the location of their tan lines.
Side effect of lighting pelican farts...kids don't try this at home
"Tan lines"? Heeheehee! Ohhh, man...I'm having visions of Bear and that little dog in the Coppertone ad, and it ain't pretty. Thanks, Dotcom. Now I need to go poke out my mind's eye.
keen as a fox...
Feed me, Seymour, feed me!
"I may not be the smartest bird in these parts and I don't care if you take your mask off- I am NOT sharing my fish."
I'm not a big fat panda. I'm "THE" big fat panda.
After ransacking several swampside McDonald's, the Hamburglar escaped via airboat.
As if those tanlines were not bad enough; tune in next week for when he shaves his beard.
"...And he says, 'Bet you can't shoot that propane tank.' and I said,'yes I can.' Hey bird, I'm talkin' to you!"
My Robin mask really works, even after I take it off!
Hey bird, do these sun glasses make my eyes look big?
As you can see, always wear eye protection when bobbing for french fries.
Hey Travis we got us a new fishing guide! they say he's the best around! HA!
Costa Del Mar - Protecting people's eyesight from nuclear events since 1983
"Man oh Man...those ducks know how to blow stuff up!"
I guess I need to brush up on Louisiana wildlife...
In a freak episode of time travel, Dr. Zeus warped through space to Earth and began studying the local wildlife.
"Ha ha ha, look how stupid that bird looks!"
Our decoys are so life-like, even a caveman can't tell the difference!
Bear showing off the new hooded merganser life like camoflauge pattern.
hey guys check out my new keychain...kinda looks like an alien huh?!
I told you not to drink that crap you're wife gave you!!!
pelican mating call.
Swamp Chicken!
I told you the pelican wouldn't like my new racoon look. Now she's giving me the silent treatment.
I tell one little pelican joke and the bird goes all PC on me.
I am telling you Bob, the new flash suppressor I bought works great!!
Oh no! He's caught the dreaded raccoon flu.
Here I am on my yacht and a little flashback from priming the carburetor, YA'BUDDY!
Don’t stick your head in that solar oven when grilling!
I recon it was suppose to be a teaspoon of fuel, not a tablespoon!
And they told me to pull my head out of my butt.
whoa! So diesel does shoot out a fireball when lighted
"IT" wasnt me!!! stated BRYAN "BEAR"HOLEMAN.AKA HOLEMAN BROTHERS GUIDE Co.After a near fatal combination of "BEER,BEANS,and BROWNPELICAN,FLATULENCE.HOLEMAN uninjured placed second in the local chili cook off.
I'd close my mouth and stop looking stupified, but it hurts to twitch my facial muscles.
Man, who knew you could get wind burn from a pelican fart?
Ducky says, "Listen alien boy, I said you be the dog this time."
Tough guys don't fake-bake!
Check out the new hood ornament for my boat!
"Duck You!"
Sunblock? We no need no STEENKING SUNBLOCK!!!
Hey !! That pelican just goosed ME!!!!!!!
Got any bait left? You fed the pelican. It's my turn.
How was I supposed to know the bird was under age?
(I know--not PC. I'll go stand in the corner now.)
Famous Pelican set to meet President after discovering Sasquatch.
Look Ma', not chew!!
Lighting Pelican farts is hazardous!
"After several uncomfortable experiments, the extraterrestrials allowed him to test their new thermal goggles, then left him back in the swamp with nothing but a talisman resembling their likeness for memories."
I'm confused - do I get a gun writer and a Finnish rifle, or just little a headlamp bearing their names?
Who is that masked man?
that pelican's thinking, "I'll show him how to fish."
I hear they taste just like chicken!!
Is my beard ok?
And for todays show boys and girls, I am going to show you why you need to respect the local wildlife.
Mans failed attempt at proving the existance of aliens.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Prolonged use of fishing rod may cause severe racooneyetis.
And to think, I get paid to look this good!
Bear doesn't forget his lunch often but your looking at the lucky pelican.
Racoon eyes and two layers of cloths...
The bayou bear also guides pelican!
HELL YEAH, watch this!
OH YEAH, watch this!
"Oh gross! He did eat pelican poop." "Here's your $20 Bear."
Famous Pelican set to attend special White House award ceremony after historical Sasquatch discovery.
"Man attempts pelican mating ritual...lonely bird is awestruck!"
i spy with my raccoons eyes
In his hurry to get on the water, Bear forgets to blend his foundation before applying mascara. Mary Kay ladies everywhere are appalled.
That's the WILDEST Raccoon I ever saw!
To Brian's surprise, his boss didn't believe had been 'in bed with the flu' yesterday.
To Bryan's surprise, his boss didn't believe he had been 'in bed with the flu' yesterday.
Wow, I didn't know a pelican could backfire like that!
The way his luck's been running, it figures that Bear would find the only politically-correct pelican on the planet, as evidenced by the bird's decidedly chilly reception to his "Blackface" routine.
I didn't see a thing all day and it was unusally bright today!
A stellar day on the marshes of Louisiana $$$. Great hunting $$$. Good friends to hunt with $$$. Sunglasses priceless!!!
That is the LAST time I let the pelican drive!!!
"Watch this!" I said. "I'll scare him off there!"
Cast near me again and next time I'll make sure you look like a skunk.
YOU have to be quick when useing this type of fish finder.hence the wind burn.But its totally worth it DUDE.look in my live well.
This is what follows the statement " Hey Guys! Check this out! Wait, hold my beer...."
Holy Crap!!! when she said that Chili that I ate would burn me up from the inside out she wasnt kidding, hope I dont fart or that pelican is gonna be burnt.
SUNSCREEN IS FOR THE THE BIRDS
Gas for boat- $40
Tags and permits- $30
Boat registration- $20
Good pair of sunglasses- priceless.
Pelican acts as surrogate mother to a long lost wayward youth.
Breaking News! Earlier today the CIA informed the United Nations that pelicans now have full nuclear capabilities after a test missle was sighted just off the coast of Key Largo.
when is the caption contest over?
can you print the deadline in the next caption contest?
I love this stuff- lotsa fun.
And in other news...Lousiana native successfully stalks a stuffed pelican
AHHH run for your life,its the game warden.
Is there ever going to be a winner for this thing??? I want a new caption contest to ponder over!!!!
"She said I was blushing, I corrected her.... making sure to tell her it was sunburn."
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One of the many differences between sportsmen and male models is the location of their tan lines.
After ransacking several swampside McDonald's, the Hamburglar escaped via airboat.
"Ha ha ha, look how stupid that bird looks!"
Sunblock? We no need no STEENKING SUNBLOCK!!!
Hey !! That pelican just goosed ME!!!!!!!
The raccoons are big around here.
"Well at least I didn't get pelican crap in my eyes!"
Side effect of lighting pelican farts...kids don't try this at home
"I may not be the smartest bird in these parts and I don't care if you take your mask off- I am NOT sharing my fish."
I'm not a big fat panda. I'm "THE" big fat panda.
As if those tanlines were not bad enough; tune in next week for when he shaves his beard.
"...And he says, 'Bet you can't shoot that propane tank.' and I said,'yes I can.' Hey bird, I'm talkin' to you!"
My Robin mask really works, even after I take it off!
As you can see, always wear eye protection when bobbing for french fries.
Hey Travis we got us a new fishing guide! they say he's the best around! HA!
Costa Del Mar - Protecting people's eyesight from nuclear events since 1983
I am telling you Bob, the new flash suppressor I bought works great!!
Here I am on my yacht and a little flashback from priming the carburetor, YA'BUDDY!
"IT" wasnt me!!! stated BRYAN "BEAR"HOLEMAN.AKA HOLEMAN BROTHERS GUIDE Co.After a near fatal combination of "BEER,BEANS,and BROWNPELICAN,FLATULENCE.HOLEMAN uninjured placed second in the local chili cook off.
I'd close my mouth and stop looking stupified, but it hurts to twitch my facial muscles.
How was I supposed to know the bird was under age?
(I know--not PC. I'll go stand in the corner now.)
Famous Pelican set to meet President after discovering Sasquatch.
I hear they taste just like chicken!!
Is my beard ok?
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Prolonged use of fishing rod may cause severe racooneyetis.
Famous Pelican set to attend special White House award ceremony after historical Sasquatch discovery.
"Man attempts pelican mating ritual...lonely bird is awestruck!"
i spy with my raccoons eyes
Wow, I didn't know a pelican could backfire like that!
a racoon, bear, and a pelican...
all in search of a swamp donkey
Playing lead role in Baywatch Bayou, Bryan "Bear" Holeman.
Ramcatt,
damn that was a good one. Such keen memory you have...
Nice fart!
My new sunglasses actually work!
"Tan lines"? Heeheehee! Ohhh, man...I'm having visions of Bear and that little dog in the Coppertone ad, and it ain't pretty. Thanks, Dotcom. Now I need to go poke out my mind's eye.
keen as a fox...
Feed me, Seymour, feed me!
Hey bird, do these sun glasses make my eyes look big?
"Man oh Man...those ducks know how to blow stuff up!"
I guess I need to brush up on Louisiana wildlife...
In a freak episode of time travel, Dr. Zeus warped through space to Earth and began studying the local wildlife.
Our decoys are so life-like, even a caveman can't tell the difference!
Bear showing off the new hooded merganser life like camoflauge pattern.
hey guys check out my new keychain...kinda looks like an alien huh?!
I told you not to drink that crap you're wife gave you!!!
pelican mating call.
Swamp Chicken!
I told you the pelican wouldn't like my new racoon look. Now she's giving me the silent treatment.
I tell one little pelican joke and the bird goes all PC on me.
Oh no! He's caught the dreaded raccoon flu.
Don’t stick your head in that solar oven when grilling!
I recon it was suppose to be a teaspoon of fuel, not a tablespoon!
And they told me to pull my head out of my butt.
whoa! So diesel does shoot out a fireball when lighted
Man, who knew you could get wind burn from a pelican fart?
Ducky says, "Listen alien boy, I said you be the dog this time."
Tough guys don't fake-bake!
Check out the new hood ornament for my boat!
"Duck You!"
Got any bait left? You fed the pelican. It's my turn.
Look Ma', not chew!!
Lighting Pelican farts is hazardous!
"After several uncomfortable experiments, the extraterrestrials allowed him to test their new thermal goggles, then left him back in the swamp with nothing but a talisman resembling their likeness for memories."
I'm confused - do I get a gun writer and a Finnish rifle, or just little a headlamp bearing their names?
Who is that masked man?
that pelican's thinking, "I'll show him how to fish."
And for todays show boys and girls, I am going to show you why you need to respect the local wildlife.
Mans failed attempt at proving the existance of aliens.
And to think, I get paid to look this good!
Bear doesn't forget his lunch often but your looking at the lucky pelican.
Racoon eyes and two layers of cloths...
The bayou bear also guides pelican!
HELL YEAH, watch this!
OH YEAH, watch this!
"Oh gross! He did eat pelican poop." "Here's your $20 Bear."
In his hurry to get on the water, Bear forgets to blend his foundation before applying mascara. Mary Kay ladies everywhere are appalled.
That's the WILDEST Raccoon I ever saw!
To Brian's surprise, his boss didn't believe had been 'in bed with the flu' yesterday.
To Bryan's surprise, his boss didn't believe he had been 'in bed with the flu' yesterday.
The way his luck's been running, it figures that Bear would find the only politically-correct pelican on the planet, as evidenced by the bird's decidedly chilly reception to his "Blackface" routine.
I didn't see a thing all day and it was unusally bright today!
A stellar day on the marshes of Louisiana $$$. Great hunting $$$. Good friends to hunt with $$$. Sunglasses priceless!!!
That is the LAST time I let the pelican drive!!!
"Watch this!" I said. "I'll scare him off there!"
Cast near me again and next time I'll make sure you look like a skunk.
YOU have to be quick when useing this type of fish finder.hence the wind burn.But its totally worth it DUDE.look in my live well.
This is what follows the statement " Hey Guys! Check this out! Wait, hold my beer...."
Holy Crap!!! when she said that Chili that I ate would burn me up from the inside out she wasnt kidding, hope I dont fart or that pelican is gonna be burnt.
SUNSCREEN IS FOR THE THE BIRDS
Gas for boat- $40
Tags and permits- $30
Boat registration- $20
Good pair of sunglasses- priceless.
Pelican acts as surrogate mother to a long lost wayward youth.
Breaking News! Earlier today the CIA informed the United Nations that pelicans now have full nuclear capabilities after a test missle was sighted just off the coast of Key Largo.
when is the caption contest over?
can you print the deadline in the next caption contest?
I love this stuff- lotsa fun.
And in other news...Lousiana native successfully stalks a stuffed pelican
AHHH run for your life,its the game warden.
BAYOU, LOUISIANA (AP) -- A two-headed alien was spotted after its metal-flake purple spacecraft crash-landed in shallow water yesterday afternoon. A witness to the scene said, "Squawk." Film at 11.
Is there ever going to be a winner for this thing??? I want a new caption contest to ponder over!!!!
"She said I was blushing, I corrected her.... making sure to tell her it was sunburn."
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