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September 29, 2011

Caption Contest: Write the Best Win a Fly Box

By Tim Romano

Last week I was out doing a bunch of underwater photography for an upcoming book with my friend Geoff Muller of The Drake Magazine. We were on the Olympic Peninsula and staying in Forks, Washington. The sign at our motel check-in counter was one that I had never seen before and had us in stitches. I had to take a snap with my phone and share with you all. The person who writes the best caption to go with this image will receive a Wright McGill, Hopper Dropper Storage System.

The winner will be announced next Friday, October 7th.

Get writing and good luck.

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from TheRiverYeti wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

An additional $150 will be applied for attempts to combine these activities.

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

most motels cheap motels i've stayed in smell like fish already...

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from mrpunkin wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

* Charges not applicable if you clean your 'pet' fish in a pet-friendly room.

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from Rhythm Rider wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Boss...I made that sign you requested. Maybe next time Mr. Romano will order room service.

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from nuclear_fisher wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

What? You never said anything about smoking fish!

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from nuclear_fisher wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Non-caption comment: How have you never seen one of these signs before? When you see them posted in every room and right on the counter where you would be cleaning fish...that's when they really mean business.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Hey, it says here we don't have to pick-up our beer cans."

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from eunanhendron wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

For 150 bucks I'll clean my own damn fish!

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from smccardell wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Looks like there's more then one way to skin a buck... and it won't cost us $150!

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from nuclear_fisher wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Ahhh, $150 fish cleaning fee, I get it....man I'm quick.

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

So if I have a pet fish that smokes cigars as he cleans are we even?

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from Koldkut wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey hey hey, that's what I say...

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from 7Derrick wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Reminds me of a post I saw in a church bulletin.

" The weight watchers program will start up this week on Tuesday at 7:00pm in classroom 13. Please use the large double doors of the south entrance."

All in all, gotta love motels that realize customers bringing up large, slimy, full, entire fish up into their rooms is an ongoing problem. Some motels just get their clients :)

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from twa32 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"All" our customers except those that smoke, clean fish, or bring pets that is...

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from Nyflyangler wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Graffiti scrawled on the sign with a black marker

If you really wanted to keep your guests satisfied you'd just supply hookers.

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

it doesn't say no jumping on the bed.

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from 2lb.test wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

She's threatened to leave me because of my habits before, but this is going a little far.

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from davycrockettfv wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, my wife put up the same sign in every room in our house last week!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from steelmaster wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Spot, put that butt out and hop in this cooler, we are bailing...Now!"

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from spuddog wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"How the heck did the HOA find me here?"

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from Montanagyrene wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

DANG!! Looks like PETA bought ANOTHER nice motel, and then RUINED it!!

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from rickyno5 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

...the White House hasn't been the same since G.W. came around.

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from badsmerf wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Guess they change their policies this time of year, because that sign wasn't there last weekend....

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

we dont take kindly to cleaning fees around here.... so please help us customers stay satisfied by taking your fee, roll it in in butts and fishguts, feed it to your pet gerbil and stuff it where the sun dont shine..
And that id pay 150 bucks to see btw.. that will keep ALL your customers satisfied! :D

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Riverrat57 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Wow, this Holiday Inn is getting real picky!

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from JoeGeurts wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Well Tim, I hope the fee for me removing the sign is less than $150.00.

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from drc wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

All the cleaned pet fish you can smoke 150 bucks.

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Looks like I'll be staying somewhere else. My pet Halibut has a 2-pack-a-day habit."

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from ckRich wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

The cast and crew of Hillbilly Handfishin' leaves an easy trail to follow.

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from SheLovesFlyFishing wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Here's $450 - what I do with my dog and my peanut-butter is my business.

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from fluckeye wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

But he's not a pet, he's a huntin' dog!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rdorman wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

$150.00 and i can't smoke the fish i caught and want to clean, and i can't bring my dog along unless i pay $150.00 i am not a happy customer

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Lovematic Grandpa wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

What'm agunna do with all these crappie ma chain smokin' beagle caught?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from The Leet Angler wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Well the, uh, mattress is soft, and there's hangers in the closet and stationery with 'Bates Motel' printed on it, in case you want to make your friends back home feel envious."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from gxx9sdb wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Dad, is Mom OK? I found this taped to my door...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from dlitten wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

It's probably a good thing Sheen didn't come on this trip. We be a few hundy in the hole. That dude cleans a mean fish.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from willisriverbuck wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

And I thought my mom was picky! At least she doesn't collect fines.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from ec_nick wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Dog: " Well I think I can find a room but Ed wont be allowed to come with me on this one, the man loves to fish and cant seem to go ANYWHERE without his Stogie

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Baileymade wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Motel 6 may leave the light on for you but I bet their rooms still smell like fish.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jparker323 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Charges doubled if we catch your pet smoking while cleaning fish in an non-designated room

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from aferraro wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Look at this sign under a black light for a secret message!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from huntenthusiest wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

I've yet to see a smoking, fish cleaning pet.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from thixku wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hotel Customer Satisfaction Mission Statement: Never tell customers what they can or cannot do, simply tell them how much it will cost them if they do or do not do.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from huntenthusiest wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

They're gonna charge me $150 to clean my cleaned fish?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, guys!!!!! They have fish cleaning services, but it cost 150 bucks so if we stick to cheap beer we don't have to clean our fish!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, guys!!!!! They have fish cleaning services, but it cost 150 bucks so if we stick to cheap beer we don't have to clean our fish!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, ask the manager if that fish cleaning fee is per room or per person cause we're going to catch a lot of fish!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

If I get my pet fish cleaned will it cost $300?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from mspl8sdcntryboy wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"In order to keep our customers satisfied we will now eliminate the seventh commandment from the Gideon Bibles in order to avoid producing guilt in 95% of our costumers here at the beautiful 'Flea and Chintz Heaven hotel'".

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from milsky24 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Motel 6. We'll keep the light on for you....and charge for the following.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jmshackelfo@aol.com wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

You know your in a good fishing spot when the sign reads:

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from markmarko50 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

See Geoff, I told you there wasn't gonna be no charge for setting up our "cut n' wrap" game biziness...just for the fish, besides, you can leave ol' blue in the pick up durin the night, and I promiss ta only chew while were here.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from RangerDansDrink... wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

For $150 BUCKS I clean my own damn fish!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from demory11 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

An additional $2,000 fee will be applied for any wife or mother-in-law left behind.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from brendanfagan wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

In order to help pay legal fees for my daughter Paris Hilton the following changes in policy have taken place.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from murdock32 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Thank You
George W. Bush

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from Craigb wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Trifecta!

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from Bushwackers wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

I guess my cigar smokin, fish eatin cat is gona have to sleep in the car.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from weedless97 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

What if I name it Bubbles then clean it in a pet friendly room?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Shaw07 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

They will find any way possible to nickel and dime you these days!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Shaw07 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Blame the economy.

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from stevesoccermoto... wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

They take all the fun out of my vacation :(

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Charles Sams wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

No Butts, No Guts, and No Dogs

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ABGraves wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Payable by putting quarters in the $.25 vibrating bed payment slot.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from mdsulli2 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

That is an expensive dog wash!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sasquatch wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

there's no way i can shoot 150 bucks without poaching... im taking this to court

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jeremy Verdugo wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

If that's all they do, i'm afraid to see the $5 effort that goes into cleaning the bed sheets

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jakenbake wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Chateau Riche catered to a posh, exclusive crowd that only felt satisfied if they were paying more than the next person.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from backcast wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

"Aw, don't worry about it. I can tell by looking at the sheets that they don't enforce none 'a that stuff. Now put on your HazMat suit and get in bed."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from woodpecker wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

...The difference Elmer is all those things are what they call "pre meditated". You taking a dump in the bed, thinking you just had to pass a little gas was an "accident". See the difference?.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from lonewolf20 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Good thing Charlie Sheen hasn't been here, I'd hate to see what they would charge to have a case of Coke in the room!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from deerslayer1798 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

We prefer your fish to stay dirty.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from deerslayer1798 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Is smoking a fish $300? or $150??

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from Fruguy101 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

I insist this charge be removed from my bill. I was dressing the fish, not cleaning them, and I grill or fry my fish, never have liked smoking it. And what California hippie brought their pet fish on a vacation anyways, they're the only ones who would do such a thing.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Lancer09 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

If the fish made it back alive, would it be considered a pet?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgtsly wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

So to get my money's worth, I'll clean my pet fish in a non-designated room while smoking a Pall-Mall.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgtsly wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

If you want to keep this customer satisfied, you'll remove this charge from my bill.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgtsly wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Satisfied!? Send someone up to clean my fish and walk the dog. Oh, you got a smoke?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from hawkeye10 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

I hope there isn't an extra charge for blowing up the bathroom...Cause I feel sorry for the next poor soul who goes in there

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from SD.Hunter wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

We ain't in Kansas no more Jim Bob. This here's a fancy motel. Looks like we'll be sleeping in the pickup camper again. But this time, stay on your side of the bed or I'll knock out the one good tooth you got left.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Captjim wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

This is clearly a STIMULUS PLAN for Rednecks.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Captjim wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

FS gives away chinchy prizes because they blew their budget on a 1/2 star motel for the staff.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Captjim wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

I hope FS can take a joke, I was just kidding about the budget stuff. I would be honored to give my brother in law a "fly box" for Christmas next year.

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from eunanhendron wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

For 150 bucks I'll clean my own damn fish!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Hey, it says here we don't have to pick-up our beer cans."

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from TheRiverYeti wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

An additional $150 will be applied for attempts to combine these activities.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from mrpunkin wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

* Charges not applicable if you clean your 'pet' fish in a pet-friendly room.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from 7Derrick wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Reminds me of a post I saw in a church bulletin.

" The weight watchers program will start up this week on Tuesday at 7:00pm in classroom 13. Please use the large double doors of the south entrance."

All in all, gotta love motels that realize customers bringing up large, slimy, full, entire fish up into their rooms is an ongoing problem. Some motels just get their clients :)

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

we dont take kindly to cleaning fees around here.... so please help us customers stay satisfied by taking your fee, roll it in in butts and fishguts, feed it to your pet gerbil and stuff it where the sun dont shine..
And that id pay 150 bucks to see btw.. that will keep ALL your customers satisfied! :D

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from JoeGeurts wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Well Tim, I hope the fee for me removing the sign is less than $150.00.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from fluckeye wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

But he's not a pet, he's a huntin' dog!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from gxx9sdb wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Dad, is Mom OK? I found this taped to my door...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from RangerDansDrink... wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

For $150 BUCKS I clean my own damn fish!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Charles Sams wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

No Butts, No Guts, and No Dogs

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from lonewolf20 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Good thing Charlie Sheen hasn't been here, I'd hate to see what they would charge to have a case of Coke in the room!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from fliphuntr14 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

most motels cheap motels i've stayed in smell like fish already...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Rhythm Rider wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Boss...I made that sign you requested. Maybe next time Mr. Romano will order room service.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from nuclear_fisher wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

What? You never said anything about smoking fish!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from nuclear_fisher wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Non-caption comment: How have you never seen one of these signs before? When you see them posted in every room and right on the counter where you would be cleaning fish...that's when they really mean business.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from smccardell wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Looks like there's more then one way to skin a buck... and it won't cost us $150!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from nuclear_fisher wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Ahhh, $150 fish cleaning fee, I get it....man I'm quick.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from vasportsman wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

So if I have a pet fish that smokes cigars as he cleans are we even?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Koldkut wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey hey hey, that's what I say...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from twa32 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"All" our customers except those that smoke, clean fish, or bring pets that is...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nyflyangler wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Graffiti scrawled on the sign with a black marker

If you really wanted to keep your guests satisfied you'd just supply hookers.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from fliphuntr14 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

it doesn't say no jumping on the bed.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from 2lb.test wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

She's threatened to leave me because of my habits before, but this is going a little far.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from davycrockettfv wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, my wife put up the same sign in every room in our house last week!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from steelmaster wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Spot, put that butt out and hop in this cooler, we are bailing...Now!"

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from spuddog wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"How the heck did the HOA find me here?"

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Montanagyrene wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

DANG!! Looks like PETA bought ANOTHER nice motel, and then RUINED it!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from rickyno5 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

...the White House hasn't been the same since G.W. came around.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from badsmerf wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Guess they change their policies this time of year, because that sign wasn't there last weekend....

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Riverrat57 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Wow, this Holiday Inn is getting real picky!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from drc wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

All the cleaned pet fish you can smoke 150 bucks.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jeff Bowers wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Looks like I'll be staying somewhere else. My pet Halibut has a 2-pack-a-day habit."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from ckRich wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

The cast and crew of Hillbilly Handfishin' leaves an easy trail to follow.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from SheLovesFlyFishing wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Here's $450 - what I do with my dog and my peanut-butter is my business.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from rdorman wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

$150.00 and i can't smoke the fish i caught and want to clean, and i can't bring my dog along unless i pay $150.00 i am not a happy customer

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Lovematic Grandpa wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

What'm agunna do with all these crappie ma chain smokin' beagle caught?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from The Leet Angler wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"Well the, uh, mattress is soft, and there's hangers in the closet and stationery with 'Bates Motel' printed on it, in case you want to make your friends back home feel envious."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from dlitten wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

It's probably a good thing Sheen didn't come on this trip. We be a few hundy in the hole. That dude cleans a mean fish.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from willisriverbuck wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

And I thought my mom was picky! At least she doesn't collect fines.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from ec_nick wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Dog: " Well I think I can find a room but Ed wont be allowed to come with me on this one, the man loves to fish and cant seem to go ANYWHERE without his Stogie

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Baileymade wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Motel 6 may leave the light on for you but I bet their rooms still smell like fish.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jparker323 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Charges doubled if we catch your pet smoking while cleaning fish in an non-designated room

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from aferraro wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Look at this sign under a black light for a secret message!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from huntenthusiest wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

I've yet to see a smoking, fish cleaning pet.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from thixku wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hotel Customer Satisfaction Mission Statement: Never tell customers what they can or cannot do, simply tell them how much it will cost them if they do or do not do.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from huntenthusiest wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

They're gonna charge me $150 to clean my cleaned fish?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, guys!!!!! They have fish cleaning services, but it cost 150 bucks so if we stick to cheap beer we don't have to clean our fish!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, guys!!!!! They have fish cleaning services, but it cost 150 bucks so if we stick to cheap beer we don't have to clean our fish!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Hey, ask the manager if that fish cleaning fee is per room or per person cause we're going to catch a lot of fish!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Joseph Bishop wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

If I get my pet fish cleaned will it cost $300?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from mspl8sdcntryboy wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

"In order to keep our customers satisfied we will now eliminate the seventh commandment from the Gideon Bibles in order to avoid producing guilt in 95% of our costumers here at the beautiful 'Flea and Chintz Heaven hotel'".

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from milsky24 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Motel 6. We'll keep the light on for you....and charge for the following.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jmshackelfo@aol.com wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

You know your in a good fishing spot when the sign reads:

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from markmarko50 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

See Geoff, I told you there wasn't gonna be no charge for setting up our "cut n' wrap" game biziness...just for the fish, besides, you can leave ol' blue in the pick up durin the night, and I promiss ta only chew while were here.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from demory11 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

An additional $2,000 fee will be applied for any wife or mother-in-law left behind.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from brendanfagan wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

In order to help pay legal fees for my daughter Paris Hilton the following changes in policy have taken place.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from murdock32 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Thank You
George W. Bush

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Craigb wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Trifecta!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bushwackers wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

I guess my cigar smokin, fish eatin cat is gona have to sleep in the car.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from weedless97 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

What if I name it Bubbles then clean it in a pet friendly room?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Shaw07 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

They will find any way possible to nickel and dime you these days!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Shaw07 wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Blame the economy.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from stevesoccermoto... wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

They take all the fun out of my vacation :(

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from ABGraves wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Payable by putting quarters in the $.25 vibrating bed payment slot.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from mdsulli2 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

That is an expensive dog wash!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sasquatch wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

there's no way i can shoot 150 bucks without poaching... im taking this to court

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jeremy Verdugo wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

If that's all they do, i'm afraid to see the $5 effort that goes into cleaning the bed sheets

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jakenbake wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Chateau Riche catered to a posh, exclusive crowd that only felt satisfied if they were paying more than the next person.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from backcast wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

"Aw, don't worry about it. I can tell by looking at the sheets that they don't enforce none 'a that stuff. Now put on your HazMat suit and get in bed."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from woodpecker wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

...The difference Elmer is all those things are what they call "pre meditated". You taking a dump in the bed, thinking you just had to pass a little gas was an "accident". See the difference?.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from deerslayer1798 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

We prefer your fish to stay dirty.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from deerslayer1798 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Is smoking a fish $300? or $150??

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Fruguy101 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

I insist this charge be removed from my bill. I was dressing the fish, not cleaning them, and I grill or fry my fish, never have liked smoking it. And what California hippie brought their pet fish on a vacation anyways, they're the only ones who would do such a thing.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Lancer09 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

If the fish made it back alive, would it be considered a pet?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgtsly wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

So to get my money's worth, I'll clean my pet fish in a non-designated room while smoking a Pall-Mall.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgtsly wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

If you want to keep this customer satisfied, you'll remove this charge from my bill.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgtsly wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

Satisfied!? Send someone up to clean my fish and walk the dog. Oh, you got a smoke?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from hawkeye10 wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

I hope there isn't an extra charge for blowing up the bathroom...Cause I feel sorry for the next poor soul who goes in there

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from SD.Hunter wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

We ain't in Kansas no more Jim Bob. This here's a fancy motel. Looks like we'll be sleeping in the pickup camper again. But this time, stay on your side of the bed or I'll knock out the one good tooth you got left.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Captjim wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

This is clearly a STIMULUS PLAN for Rednecks.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Captjim wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

FS gives away chinchy prizes because they blew their budget on a 1/2 star motel for the staff.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Captjim wrote 2 years 28 weeks ago

I hope FS can take a joke, I was just kidding about the budget stuff. I would be honored to give my brother in law a "fly box" for Christmas next year.

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