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by Tim Romano
You know the drill. Write what you consider the best caption that you can come up with in regards to this image. We'll sift through the entries and pick a winner Monday, March 5th. This time around the winner will receive a pair of Redington Sonic-Pro Wader Pants valued at $229.95.
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Comments (421)
My wife thinks she can cook.
Sayfu finally cracked. He now believes he needs to assimilate into the wild to catch more steelhead.
Once again, Tim's advice on fresh bait went unheeded.
Bonefishing in the states... Delicate treat?
And then the musky came up behind my trout like so.
In this case it truely is better to eat the cedar plank the fish was cooked on.
Tastes like carp.
Tastes like chicken.
He is dead serous
And hence the missing link between sea life and man was lost forever.
I'll bet this was the 60 pounder I lost last year.
They told him to fly fish so he caught the fly off the fish
Talk about dry fly fishing.
Betcha that you can`t give that dead fish over there a raspberry....
You think you think your constipated? Check this out!
You think you're constipated? Check this out!
Bizarre Food # 3477, sun charred char with a sandy crunch crust.
It still tastes better than what the camp chef cooked last night.
Epic Upper Colorado Fishing 2016
At least it's not Long John Silvers.
Needs garlic.
Everybody is trying to get in on the what Bear Grylls started.
That is the worst looking harmonica I have ever seen.
Using stem cells scientists were finally able to recreate prehistoric jerky
I like my fish like I like my wine, aged and dry.
I ate worst things in China!
(Note: It is true.)
Please, read my blog. Just google "A Wild Beast at Heart".
Wrap it in bacon and it would still win Food Fight Friday!
Eat your heart out, Bear Grylls
My dog seemed to like it, so I thought I would give it a try.
jettpack you stole my idea haha.... "bear grylls 101"
I got $100 bill that says you won't do it.
Day 6 on the river. The hatch was still on. Food ran out 4 days ago. He couldn't bring himself to harvest a true trophy, so he found food where he could.
Also,
The last time he ever ate jerky.
Hey Frank, $10 says you cant wear these dark sunglasses and eat this beef jerky at the same time
Frank didn't make it home that day... not the slightest idea why
Five second rule!
I think my wife is trying to tell me something...
I think I overcooked it...
Don't worry the fish will get even with you in a few hours
Day 5: I think Bob’s malaria medication is starting to get the best of him
Make sure you get all your vitamins and minerals
They say fish is brain food, but this guy is an idiot!
Trout Jerky!
see fish! this is what happens when you don't bite.
When in bear country, do as the bears do!
I asked for extra crispy...this looks more like original recipe.
sun dried fish again?
Yummy! Extra Crispy!
That's deep fried dinner!!
Smeegol likes 'em raw and w-r-r-riggling; You keep nasty chips!
"Arrgh!! The zombie fish got my thumb! Arrrgghhh!
REAL men eat Sushi like this!
Fish Jerky!
Fishing in bear country anecdote-
Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you, and then some days you get the bear's left-overs.
Suddenly Tim awoke and realized he was not at Dreamland munching on a side of ribs.
JERKY!!!
It bit me first!
" Gimmee back that filet of fish, gimmee that fish..."
They say it tastes just like jerky ?
mykisser's all sandy after that one
Ha! And people always say I'm older than dirt.
today this is the best fish i caught, hope i can catch some better than this so i don't go hungry.
Global warming may be becoming a problem.
...the things I do to be a good Catholic...
(Today IS a Friday during Lent, BTW)
I triple Dog Dare You!
WOW!! I just caught a rare mummytrout!!
OMG It's started Mayans 2012.
Archaeologist's Lunch!
One bet and a beer or twelve later...
Tom wasn't convinced that this cure for Ichthyophobia was going to be the best he'd tried...
When hunger strikes!
If we keep polluting our waters, this is what we will be eating!!
I just marinated it in creek soil for 41 days and let it sunbake for 26.
why yes...that was a long fight
The first fish stick
Just couldn't keep my lunch down!
Eating this=Cavities!
Finless Brown attacks angler at water treatment facility.
Zombie Fish are taking overrr!!!!
The finger wasn't the only extremity the terrifying mummy fishes had hold of....
This Neanderthal diet craze is getting out of hand.
Does pretending to eat this dried old fish make me look like a dork?
Check out out newest recipe for Fish Jerky. It's Sun Dried, Organic, All natural AND Gluten Free!!! Just like Mother (Nature) used to make.
Check out our newest recipe for Fish Jerky. It's Sun Dried, Organic, All natural AND Gluten Free!!! Just like Mother (Nature) used to make.
i swear i saw bear grylls do this once
Bear Grylls at age 70 with Stage 5 Alzheimer's.
Coming in Fall of 2012:
The Mummy
Wrath of the Fish Gods
"There's something in the water!"
New government fishing regulations only allow for long dead fish to be taken. One per person, 12"-24" long, only during odd months, and with no treble hook or wire leaders.
Is this that dork fish I heard about?
Not a bad catch considering he was fishing in the desert.
What's the oldest fish an angler can catch? A fossiltrout
This is what you catch when you fish in a sea of sand.
Petrified fish...pure nutrition!
This is what you get when you fish in the Dead Sea
"I thought this was a catch and release stream!?"
No Jimmy. I said 'I bet you won't BEAT this catch'...
Just like Mom used to make!
"Shake n' Bake and I helped!"
Tired of the same old ways of eating fish? Try are new sand dried fish jerky.
Another one bites the dust!
Wild Trout jerky...its an acquired taste.
Itadakimasu!
Bbbrraaiiiiinnnnnn food
I caught it, I can eat it how I want to eat it!
Hell yeah I'm eating this...you'd pay $200 and wait two weeks to get served this at Mario Batali's place in NYC.
I'm so hungry I could even eat thi.......well maybe not this!
Sand sushi.
I found it! It's been under the truck seat for awhile, but I finally found it.
After three days on the river with no takes, our guide suggested we try one last trick of mojo to turn our luck around...
After three days on the river with no takes, our guide suggested we try one last trick of mojo to turn our luck around...
Sweeeeet!!!!!!!Fish Jerky
Omega 3's? Omega 3000 is more like it.
This is going to be the BEST sushi ever!!!
The fishing in the shadow of Fukushima was never the same.
Moments later Jack waded into the river never to be seen again.
Bob said that he was given the gift of the Midas touch by a mystical stranger. This is Bob's 151th try. I should tell him not to talk to strangers.
Bet it's better than tofu.
Iron Gut Trout Jerky Recipe:
Dip in stream
Roll in sand
Let bake in sun for 1-2 weeks
Enjoy
Just don't expect this to win any Food Fight Fridays
And he wonders why there's no romance at home.
Ahhhhh i think i just pissed in my waders
The fisherman's version of Fear Factor!!!
Hooked him when I was 11, it was a long fight.
This is still better than restaurant grade food and bread at work !
Taste like chicken. The one that came before the egg
Fossils gone wild!
I like fishin next to the nuclear power plant cause everything you catch is already cooked.
Wait, it doesn't count if its dead??
Just rub some dirt on it.
Just rub some dirt on it.
A NASA volunteer testing the new freeze-dried trout rations realized why they required a liability release form to be on file.
Needs more salt
Drop the fish sir and no one gets hurt!
mmmmm.....fish jerky
I will eat all the zombies before they eat me!
Bill didn't know that someone secretly changed his brand to the new and improved brand! Lets watch and see!
The Last Supper.
Now that was a long fight!
What would you do-oo-oo, for some wader pants.
that was how the first zombie was created !!
Bill thought he would give it a try after watching Dr. Oz, on how to get your Omega 3's.
Tryouts for the Fear Factor.
This sushi seems to be short a 't'
Ted knew he shouldn't have let his friend Stevie Wonder cook that day.
Shake and Bake can do wonders!!
Next time get a replica mount.
When we were kids, this all we had to eat. And, we were thankful to have it!
Today's Special: Dead Sea Trout with rigor mortis.
SO this is what they put in SPAM...hmmmh.
look i found a piece of candy
I knew i shouldn't have gone fishing in the nuclear plant pond
Got any tartar sauce?
One fossil eating the other!!!!
don't worry, you can just eat around that part
What do you think? Did I use too much lighter fluid?
swedish fishes new recipe
Who's your Daddy!
This wasn't what I had in mind when you said fish jerky. Ah, what the heck!
MRE's for dinner again?
Tim, I think you need more worcestershire & soy sauce in your jerky recipe.
I need new waders...Look what I just found in my ols ones,lunch from my last trip!!!
Fresh, sun cooked fish- catch 'em and eat 'em! Even tastes like chicken!
its not that bad but needs salt and pepper
when he said he had other fish to fry, no one took him literally.
"I have to go through this just to get my girlfriend some waders?"
My ventriloquist act might need some work...
It's a (found on the) shore lunch.
Fish is cooked to perfection when flesh is moist and flakes easisy,perhaps I over cooked it a bit.Thanks for the chance at the waders- I take size 10.Just joking.
Tastes so good.. make you wanna slap yo momma!
" A blind man smelling his wife.......or so he thought"
Dead Sea: Catch of the Day
No seriously, where do you think Rock Cod got their name? Give it a try.
CRR to a mummified fish?
CRR to a mummified fish?
We are giving away wader pants because its obvius I don't need them where I fish.
Arizona Sand Bass!
Guys I swear I watched this show and they cooked the fish just like this. O.K. fine, I'll take the first bite!
Zombie fish bites off mans thumb
when he said we would catch our dinner this is not what i had in mind
Remember today is the first Friday in Lent.
No thanks I'm Lutheran.
It was either this or a filet-o-fish.
Alright! Alright! Maybe I did play him a bit too long! Jeez -
As per scientific tradition, the first to find a new fossil is the first to eat it.
Mmmm...peppered trout jerky.
The idea was to eat whatever we caught in these tough economic times. Little did we know it was strictly catch and release. What you see is Plan B...
Some men prefer aged cheese and wine...I prefer sun baked trout and stream water.
Mmmm, fillet of so old.
Umm... Guys? I thought you said "Chicken" Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said chinook? Wait a minute! Don't distract me while doing my crossword!
Read Next Month's Field & Stream Articles: Dry Lake Fishing Trip, And How to Prepare Your Catch!
A nice fish softly breaded with sand and left out for a year. Your total is $300.
And just think, I'm eating what's considered a delicacy in some countries.
See! I told you there were fish in this river! I just didn't say WHEN!
I'll show you how to bite!
It could use some more salt
when you get past the snell, it aint too bad
When you get past the "snell" it aint too bad
you should see the one that got away
It aint braggin if you done it
A good photo will dismiss a thousand lies
Camp Rule #1, Never, Never, Never complain about the cook
Client to Camp cook; It tastes like crap, but its good!
I forgot to bring hooks, so I had to catch 'em with my mouth.
Dad forgot his prescription sunglasses again.
Betcha can't eat just ONE!
Initiation to the Ted Trueblood Club!
River Churro, anyone?
This deep-fried fair food is off the hook!
This deep-fried fair food is off the hook!
I told you we put it in too early.
So... I assume you missed the step about wrapping it in foil.
A book never written: "Cooking Your Catch" by Chris P.
Num num, num num
Needs salt!
natural sun dried salmon. the new snack from california!
Breakfast of fly fishing champions.
Needs a little lemon pepper
~Feb.24th, 3012..despite the many warnings of their time by all the naturalist...the nuclear weapons fell ~ two lone survivors...and we are not too sure about one. ~
~3012..despite the many warnings of their time by all the naturalist...the nuclear weapons fell ~ two lone survivors...and we are not too sure about one. ~
~3012 ~ two lone survivors...and we are not too sure about one. ~
this guy has legit fangs. seriously this isnt a caption. look at his daggers
Something Andrew Zimmern would eat
Bill Dance is so old, this is the first fish he ever caught.
Putting you buddy in charge of bringing your flies is never a good decision
If i eat this fish, i might poop out a fossil
The locals told me I coud catch fish here!!!
The worst Cracker Jack prize ever.
Double or nothin' he gets dysentery.
Bear Grylls father: "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!"
I'm shocked..thought i hooked the trout of a lifetime.
He took a dry fly.
A lot of dead weight to bring in..
Okay man im gonna prove to you that Bear Grylls is my cousin once and for all!
Catherine, if this fish tastes half as good as it looks, we're all in for a real treat!
Article in Minnesota newspaper: "Local Man Falls Victim to Strange New Zombie Fad"
Well Done!
With his having left him for a richer man, and his children grown, Steve had to learn to fend for himself.
Sorry... i meant:
With his wife having left him for a richer man, and his children grown, Steve had to learn to fend for himself.
DON'T SUCK the upper colorado river dry!
I'll be honest with you Ma'am, it ain't how Momma fixed it.
Hold my beer and watch this.
old muskie fishing record holder...
Looks like shore jerky for lunch today
After sautéing, rolling it sand and aging, Bob finally had his trail meal.
4 out of 5 Fly Fishermen approve.
Who ate the eyes? I always eat the eyes first.
New TACTICAL Gink! It keeps stuff dry!
taught him how to fish, not how to eat'em
I've always said it, I'll try anything once!
Hey, this could use a bit of catsup.
Found Nemo
Eat that, get the trouts
Pouted Trout with Gout
Isn't that the first ghost from the movie "scrooged"? You know Frank's boss, the guy that had a golf ball fall out of his head. must be on a fishing trip in the after life..
I don't know what I done last night but I hope this gets the taste out of my mouth!
The average man:Challenge of a lifetime.
Bear Grylls:Breakfast
He can eat the fish, but he is still not as cool as Bear Grylls.
I'm so hungry this guy really put up a fight!
Give me dat Filet-o-Fish, Give me dat Fish!
Dropped my lunch in the mud... blow the germs off
Cajun sushi
Cajun sushi
Bear Grylls has nothing on this guy!!
Its better than a hot pocket
Its better than a hot pocket
Come and get it!!!
Only the best for this guy.
They told him close your eyes and try but it was not in till after he bit it did he realize something fishy was going on
MMMM MMMM MMMM Gotta love fish Jerky!
Testing to see if it is male or female.
I use to eat Blind Robins like this in a bar but they were alittle saltier and not as crunchy.
20 years after the Congress of 2012 drastically reduced funding to wildlife conservation efforts, Field and Stream editor Bob Marshall reports on the last ditch efforts of fly fisherman on the upper Jefferson River, Montana.
Maybe I let this fight drag on a little bit too long..
How do you cook petrified fish? On a petrified wood fire, of course!!
fish jerky perfect for long trips in the wilderness
fresh out from the sarcophagus, the ancient, entombed sashimi just needed a little soy sauce!
"aaaahhhhhh! This petrified fish just bit me!!"
After reviving what he thought was a dead fish, Jim finds out it it's a piranha...the hard way
Yes,I know I said I eat everything I catch! I wish now had taken a vow to "catch and release"!
Yes,I know I said I eat everything I catch! I wish now had taken a vow to "catch and release"!
recently my doctor I had a discussion in regards to the many benefits that fish oil (omega-3 fatty acids)have. Doc went on to say that fish oil helps the heart, brain, lowers trigs and cholesterol, joints and arthritis, skin and beauty (one of my favorite benefits), immune system, vision, digestive system, also increases insulin secretion assisting in blood sugar levels this particularly benefits diabetics, and when taken by those whom are pregnant reduces the overall risk of developing allergies in the new born. With this many benefits I would be crazy not to take advantage of a free dose of omega-3 fatty acids!! Do you know how expensive fish oil is?!!
And to think the guys made fun of me for bringing the portable fryer!
After six days on the river, Bill's breath was bad enough to petrify a fish.
Now, that's a fish SAND-wich
Either thats a five o'clock shadow or this guy has already been chowing down. Either way he's going to need a Mentos!
The comercial must have been right.. "These Blue-blockers make everything look great!!"
What passes for fishsticks in some places
What passes for fishsticks in some places
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he may end up being bit by a rabid squirrel, and doing some pretty weird stuff....
Julia Child wasn't always a good cook, but her husband was always a patient man.
Caveman sushi, a neolithic delicacy...
Some guys shouldn't fish and drink at the same time.
I have increased my dental insurance,since my last trip
to the Dusty River.I caught this beaut in the Sandy Pool.
The Petrified Forest National Park has some of the best tasting fish around.
Dead drift fishing taken literally.
I am telling you that packing in dinner "freeze dried", will allow more room for the important items..More fishing gear!
Double-dog dare? or Platinum status on man-card?
Gross
Bill, I said 'I dare you' I didn't say 'I bet you'.
Take another bite Bill, I didn't get the picture.
Careful, Jim... You are what you eat
"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with new Orbit Rasberry Mint"
Trout sangwich!!!!
Can I buy you a fish sandwich???
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Another one bites the dust!
Five second rule!
Arizona Sand Bass!
Tastes like carp.
Hey Frank, $10 says you cant wear these dark sunglasses and eat this beef jerky at the same time
swedish fishes new recipe
It wasn't until he finished his slice of "toast", that we realized how hungover our guide actually was.
Just rub some dirt on it.
Talk about dry fly fishing.
mykisser's all sandy after that one
Knock it off Tom, you know its catch and release.
A new show called “The Swimming Dead” will premier on outdoor networks next week.
That is the worst looking harmonica I have ever seen.
Isn't that the first ghost from the movie "scrooged"? You know Frank's boss, the guy that had a golf ball fall out of his head. must be on a fishing trip in the after life..
BAM!! Nature's version of jerky!
When we were kids, this all we had to eat. And, we were thankful to have it!
My wife thinks she can cook.
Found Nemo
Eat that, get the trouts
A book never written: "Cooking Your Catch" by Chris P.
They told him to fly fish so he caught the fly off the fish
They told him close your eyes and try but it was not in till after he bit it did he realize something fishy was going on
It still beats White Sucker!
look i found a piece of candy
Putting you buddy in charge of bringing your flies is never a good decision
Drop the fish sir and no one gets hurt!
Bill didn't know that someone secretly changed his brand to the new and improved brand! Lets watch and see!
The Last Supper.
Bill thought he would give it a try after watching Dr. Oz, on how to get your Omega 3's.
Tryouts for the Fear Factor.
Ted knew he shouldn't have let his friend Stevie Wonder cook that day.
Shake and Bake can do wonders!!
Take another bite Bill, I didn't get the picture.
"Arrgh!! The zombie fish got my thumb! Arrrgghhh!
Smeegol likes 'em raw and w-r-r-riggling; You keep nasty chips!
It bit me first!
OMG It's started Mayans 2012.
I triple Dog Dare You!
Eating this=Cavities!
Eating this=Cavities!
Check out out newest recipe for Fish Jerky. It's Sun Dried, Organic, All natural AND Gluten Free!!! Just like Mother (Nature) used to make.
Check out our newest recipe for Fish Jerky. It's Sun Dried, Organic, All natural AND Gluten Free!!! Just like Mother (Nature) used to make.
What's the oldest fish an angler can catch? A fossiltrout
Petrified fish...pure nutrition!
Tired of the same old ways of eating fish? Try are new sand dried fish jerky.
I like fishin next to the nuclear power plant cause everything you catch is already cooked.
SO this is what they put in SPAM...hmmmh.
recently my doctor I had a discussion in regards to the many benefits that fish oil (omega-3 fatty acids)have. Doc went on to say that fish oil helps the heart, brain, lowers trigs and cholesterol, joints and arthritis, skin and beauty (one of my favorite benefits), immune system, vision, digestive system, also increases insulin secretion assisting in blood sugar levels this particularly benefits diabetics, and when taken by those whom are pregnant reduces the overall risk of developing allergies in the new born. With this many benefits I would be crazy not to take advantage of a free dose of omega-3 fatty acids!! Do you know how expensive fish oil is?!!
After six days on the river, Bill's breath was bad enough to petrify a fish.
Dead drift fishing taken literally.
Another reason to practice catch and release
Old and dried up yet he's still willing to try some stockfish.
Ah! YES! I see we are in bear country!
This week on FLY TALK, the elusive leather trout.
Didn't anyone ever tell you to wet your hands before you touch the fish?
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Bizarre Food # 3477, sun charred char with a sandy crunch crust.
Wrap it in bacon and it would still win Food Fight Friday!
Just rub some dirt on it.
This is just my mother-in-law's appetizer, you should see the main dish!
This is just my mother-in-law's appetizer, you should see the main dish!
New TACTICAL Gink! It keeps stuff dry!
Oooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww It's got my finger!
I don't mess with any fancy fish fry. I just gut, scale and corn meal my catch.
Who ate the eyes? I always eat the eyes first.
After sautéing, rolling it sand and aging, Bob finally had his trail meal.
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn... eventually.
Blackened? No thanks, I'll take my browned.
Well, it is Lent afterall.
Legendary blues angler Fishbone McLoomis workin on his latest, "Low Flo Blues."
When Fred stopped losing weight on the caveman diet, he invented the new and improved Extreme Caveman Diet--he only eats food caught by actual cavemen.
old muskie fishing record holder...
Uncle Jimmy's take on fish jerky was enthusiastic, but in the end led only to regret.
I'll be honest with you Ma'am, it ain't how Momma fixed it.
Hold my beer and watch this.
Maybe I let this fight drag on a little bit too long..
And he wonders why there's no romance at home.
I just marinated it in creek soil for 41 days and let it sunbake for 26.
So if I do this, you'll give me 50 bucks, AND a beer?
The punishment when your fishing partner finds Powerbait in your pack.
Looks like a fish....feels like a fish.....smells like a fish....let's see what this bad boy taste like!!!
The idea was to eat whatever we caught in these tough economic times. Little did we know it was strictly catch and release. What you see is Plan B...
Archealogists have released pictures of their most recent fossils - homo erectus fishicus and salmonidae petrificicus
Day 6 on the river. The hatch was still on. Food ran out 4 days ago. He couldn't bring himself to harvest a true trophy, so he found food where he could.
Also,
The last time he ever ate jerky.
see fish! this is what happens when you don't bite.
Eat your heart out, Bear Grylls
Looks like shore jerky for lunch today
Another cut back to military funding: the new MRE
I use to eat Blind Robins like this in a bar but they were alittle saltier and not as crunchy.
Taking Organic to the next level.
Taking Organis to the next level.
Man verses food or fertilizer.
This web site is so bad make me want to eat a dead fish to get the taste out of my mouth.
Man... I hate lint... Is it easter yet?
Man... I hate lint... Is it easter yet?
Betcha that you can`t give that dead fish over there a raspberry....
fish jerky perfect for long trips in the wilderness
there is something fishy about this jerky
there is something fishy about this jerky
Iron Gut Trout Jerky Recipe:
Dip in stream
Roll in sand
Let bake in sun for 1-2 weeks
Enjoy
Just don't expect this to win any Food Fight Fridays
Gross
Suddenly Tim awoke and realized he was not at Dreamland munching on a side of ribs.
I'll show you how to bite!
It could use some more salt
when you get past the snell, it aint too bad
When you get past the "snell" it aint too bad
you should see the one that got away
It aint braggin if you done it
A good photo will dismiss a thousand lies
Camp Rule #1, Never, Never, Never complain about the cook
Client to Camp cook; It tastes like crap, but its good!
...After the longest fight he's ever had with a fish, he finally decided that his tippet is just too light!!!
My ventriloquist act might need some work...
Tim, I think you need more worcestershire & soy sauce in your jerky recipe.
The fish was a bit dry
Say I wont, Dude!!
CRR to a mummified fish?
CRR to a mummified fish?
Epic Upper Colorado Fishing 2016
The Lenten Special also comes with slaw, fries, rye bread and the "Brandy Old Fashion." Is it all you can eat?
The Lenten Special also comes with slaw, fries, rye bread and the "Brandy Old Fashion." Is it all you can eat?
The Lenten Special, comes with slaw, fries, rye bread and a "Brandy Old Fashion." Is it all you can eat?
The Lenten Special comes with fries, slaw and rye bread. Don't forget the "brandy old fashion." Now that's good eatin'
Next time get a replica mount.
Got any tartar sauce?
I guarantee that trout has at least one more rise in him.
I've always said it, I'll try anything once!
Guys I swear I watched this show and they cooked the fish just like this. O.K. fine, I'll take the first bite!
Remember today is the first Friday in Lent.
No thanks I'm Lutheran.
Bob let out a piercing scream when the zombie fish bit his thumb, he knew end was near.
Bob let out a piercing scream when the zombie fish bit his thumb, he knew the end was near.
Catherine, if this fish tastes half as good as it looks, we're all in for a real treat!
Needs garlic.
Everybody is trying to get in on the what Bear Grylls started.
I got $100 bill that says you won't do it.
This Neanderthal diet craze is getting out of hand.
Bet it's better than tofu.
See! I told you you have death breath!
Closely followed with , "Baaaarff!"
The comercial must have been right.. "These Blue-blockers make everything look great!!"
taught him how to fish, not how to eat'em
Make sure you get all your vitamins and minerals
Trout Jerky!
Fishing in bear country anecdote-
Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you, and then some days you get the bear's left-overs.
Are those sunglasses from 1975?
Dad forgot his prescription sunglasses again.
River Churro, anyone?
This deep-fried fair food is off the hook!
This deep-fried fair food is off the hook!
I told you we put it in too early.
So... I assume you missed the step about wrapping it in foil.
The worst Cracker Jack prize ever.
Double or nothin' he gets dysentery.
The truth to the old adage, "As tough as wang leather."
Needs a little lemon pepper
Later that evening, bob was able to decorate the inside of the cabin tent all by himself.
This will put some hair on your chest!
Try this, it will put some hair on your chest!
With his having left him for a richer man, and his children grown, Steve had to learn to fend for himself.
Sorry... i meant:
With his wife having left him for a richer man, and his children grown, Steve had to learn to fend for himself.
DON'T SUCK the upper colorado river dry!
5 SECOND RULE!
we never said we would do anything for money... it was implied...
Once again, Tim's advice on fresh bait went unheeded.
And then the musky came up behind my trout like so.
Tastes like chicken.
And hence the missing link between sea life and man was lost forever.
I'll bet this was the 60 pounder I lost last year.
Omega 3's? Omega 3000 is more like it.
The fishing in the shadow of Fukushima was never the same.
Num num, num num
The average man:Challenge of a lifetime.
Bear Grylls:Breakfast
He can eat the fish, but he is still not as cool as Bear Grylls.
Mmmm...peppered trout jerky.
Some men prefer aged cheese and wine...I prefer sun baked trout and stream water.
No seriously, where do you think Rock Cod got their name? Give it a try.
This sushi seems to be short a 't'
Mmmm, fillet of so old.
Needs salt!
At least it's not Long John Silvers.
My dog seemed to like it, so I thought I would give it a try.
"I have to go through this just to get my girlfriend some waders?"
fresh out from the sarcophagus, the ancient, entombed sashimi just needed a little soy sauce!
"aaaahhhhhh! This petrified fish just bit me!!"
After reviving what he thought was a dead fish, Jim finds out it it's a piranha...the hard way
So that's what McDonald's means when they say freshly caught
Betcha can't eat just ONE!
Initiation to the Ted Trueblood Club!
natural sun dried salmon. the new snack from california!
Sayfu finally cracked. He now believes he needs to assimilate into the wild to catch more steelhead.
Bonefishing in the states... Delicate treat?
Some guys shouldn't fish and drink at the same time.
The leatherfish's is highly prized for its flakey brown, dustlike meat.
Not a bad catch considering he was fishing in the desert.
This is what you catch when you fish in a sea of sand.
Zombie Fish are taking overrr!!!!
Made in China?!? AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I think you've got a bit of sand on your salmon jerky.
i swear i saw bear grylls do this once
Due to the economic climate coupled with Jim's poor fishing skills, he's been forced to forage for food.
MRE's for dinner again?
What Diehard fishermen eat for breakfast....
After three days on the river with no takes, our guide suggested we try one last trick of mojo to turn our luck around...
After three days on the river with no takes, our guide suggested we try one last trick of mojo to turn our luck around...
I prefer old dirt instead of old bay.
Tastes so good.. make you wanna slap yo momma!
" A blind man smelling his wife.......or so he thought"
Dead Sea: Catch of the Day
this guy has legit fangs. seriously this isnt a caption. look at his daggers
Something Andrew Zimmern would eat
Bill Dance is so old, this is the first fish he ever caught.
If i eat this fish, i might poop out a fossil
Using stem cells scientists were finally able to recreate prehistoric jerky
Frank didn't make it home that day... not the slightest idea why
I think my wife is trying to tell me something...
Don't worry the fish will get even with you in a few hours
Day 5: I think Bob’s malaria medication is starting to get the best of him
Dropped my lunch in the mud... blow the germs off
Cajun sushi
Cajun sushi
Pouted Trout with Gout
why yes...that was a long fight
No Jimmy. I said 'I bet you won't BEAT this catch'...
When in bear country, do as the bears do!
I asked for extra crispy...this looks more like original recipe.
jettpack you stole my idea haha.... "bear grylls 101"
It still tastes better than what the camp chef cooked last night.
How do you cook petrified fish? On a petrified wood fire, of course!!
If we keep polluting our waters, this is what we will be eating!!
As soon as my wife looks away I'm calling for the dog.
As per scientific tradition, the first to find a new fossil is the first to eat it.
Ahhhhh i think i just pissed in my waders
Zombie fish bites off mans thumb
He is dead serous
He said he ate EVERYTHING he caught
He said he ate EVERYTHING he caught you should have seen him last week when he hooked a boot
i think we salted this a little too much
Caveman sushi, a neolithic delicacy...
A NASA volunteer testing the new freeze-dried trout rations realized why they required a liability release form to be on file.
Bear Gryll apparently forgot to mention only eating this stuff when it was life or death situations.
Fly fishing trip: $1500
Waterproof camera: $300
Making the guy holding the camera throw up: Priceless!
A nice fish softly breaded with sand and left out for a year. Your total is $300.
And just think, I'm eating what's considered a delicacy in some countries.
Can you pass the tartar sauce please?
Archaeologist's Lunch!
"The guide said it would be a dry weekend"
Wild Trout jerky...its an acquired taste.
In this case it truely is better to eat the cedar plank the fish was cooked on.
The LAST time I bet on the Patriots over the Giants in a Superbowl!
The LAST time I bet on the Patriots over the Giants in a Superbowl!
It was an epic battle, I was 13 years old when I hooked this fish.
Itadakimasu!
Sand sushi.
Breakfast of fly fishing champions.
Now, that's a fish SAND-wich
Fresh, sun cooked fish- catch 'em and eat 'em! Even tastes like chicken!
I don't know what I done last night but I hope this gets the taste out of my mouth!
See! I told you there were fish in this river! I just didn't say WHEN!
Rotten Fish - buried in the ground until done - and they say the Norwegians don't have taste in food.
You have to eat some how
I like my fish like I like my wine, aged and dry.
Umm... Guys? I thought you said "Chicken" Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said chinook? Wait a minute! Don't distract me while doing my crossword!
Still better than McDonald's.
"I thought this was a catch and release stream!?"
MMMM MMMM MMMM Gotta love fish Jerky!
Testing to see if it is male or female.
It's a (found on the) shore lunch.
Get him back in the water, quick!
REAL men eat Sushi like this!
Fish is cooked to perfection when flesh is moist and flakes easisy,perhaps I over cooked it a bit.Thanks for the chance at the waders- I take size 10.Just joking.
Hey, this could use a bit of catsup.
I have increased my dental insurance,since my last trip
to the Dusty River.I caught this beaut in the Sandy Pool.
Pancakes,who needs pancakes?When you can have sandcakes
instead!
Crunch,munch oh how good this is!
Sore tonsils-My guide (name with held to protect the
guilty)told me in strictest confidence,eat dry fish.Chew lightly-swallow slowly.Here goes!
I'm so hungry I could even eat thi.......well maybe not this!
Yummy! Extra Crispy!
Fish Jerky!
I think I overcooked it...
I'm so hungry this guy really put up a fight!
Now that was a long fight!
What would you do-oo-oo, for some wader pants.
Give me dat Filet-o-Fish, Give me dat Fish!
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he may end up being bit by a rabid squirrel, and doing some pretty weird stuff....
Julia Child wasn't always a good cook, but her husband was always a patient man.
Bill, I said 'I dare you' I didn't say 'I bet you'.
My wife makes a great shore lunch!
WOW!! I just caught a rare mummytrout!!
Bear Grylls has nothing on this guy!!
Its better than a hot pocket
Its better than a hot pocket
Come and get it!!!
Only the best for this guy.
Don't bet with this guy, you will lose everytime!
Never bet you can beat me in a fishing contest!!
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Taste like chicken. The one that came before the egg
Catch of the day!
Catch of the day!
They say fish is brain food, but this guy is an idiot!
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