Dr. Robotnik had given up on hedgehogs and decided to go for steelheads

"My back hair is yellow.I'm a walking Mickey Finn."

Very few people knew that in his younger days Wilfred Brimley was both a fly fisherman and a redhead.

"Hey! You two guys need to watch where you're backcasting!"

You should see his poker face!

Hey guys....watch this!!!

Hey Elmo....welcome to MY world!!!!

Stupid kids and thier Hair dye!!!

The next Dr. Seuss book: The Lorax goes fishing.

Wolly Bugger....I thought you said WOLLY BOOGER!

Alfred begins to suspect something is amiss with the bargain basement "Rogaine" he bought at the bait shop.

The new and improved Wooly Booger.

Although he kept his mouth closed, he did not pass the Cinnamon Challenge!

He falls for the Cheeto Deceiver every time.

Fly fisherman will resort to all sorts of things when they forget to stow their flies in their luggage. Luckily the TSA wasn't fooled...

Great horney toads! A trespasser, gettin' footie prints all over my honey hole!

Never stand behind the wife when she's learning to double haul!

Charlie just came up with another good reason to pinch the barbs down.

i guess it's time to trim my nose hair...or do you think it will pass a mustache?

Charlie's top fuel dragster imitation wasn't what we expected.

Dang this is sure one heck of a bloody nose.

The last trip I take with Swedish Chef!

I am the walrus.....KOO KOO KA CHOO

Gives new meaning to the phrase "flaring your nostrils"

I mustache you a question, does this look fishy to you?

must have ate some bad sushi

Gives a new meaning to "plugs"

This is my natural hair color. Why do you ask?

Never again will we wounder what Billy's mood is while fishing....RED-energy, excited BLUE- relaxed, calm BLACK-stressed, tense GREEN- normal, average PINK- fear, uncertain

I mustache you where to put these.

I know right, my grand-daughter though it would make me look cool.

because of the economy, joe lets his nose hairs grow extra long, then trims them to make his own special flies with!

Who wants one of my Wooly Boogers?

or

Rudolph the red nose fly gear

I moustache you what are the fishing biting on?

The wife says this "just for marabou" makes me look distinguished!

Hey, do these glasses make me look dumb?

poor mans tackle box. ill have to remember that one

Hey, anybody got a pair of clippers?

Sure he could hit 60 homers when he was 27, but maybe the steroids weren't such a good idea after all.

Bozo the clown's first fly fishing expedition!

It wasn't the back-cast that surprised Bob, but the forward-cast!

There's something about spring that brings the wild out of a man.

I heard that fishing gave you a high but i didn't think you had to do it like that.

"It's harder to come by than Polar Bear Hair, but it ties a mean streamer."

airs da verdy verd big feesh
verd big feesh
verd big feesh
airs da verdy verd big feesh
ser CAST CAST CAST

(sung to the [abbreviated] tune of the swedish chef song)

this is what happens when you're old and cenile. Reckon I'll be headin to the emergency room to get these trimmed.

Check it out guys.....parted and feathered. Looks good right?

Now that's what I call a Wooly Bugger...

I mustache you a question, however my memory is a little wooly right now, I'll probably remember later on while on the fly.

Wow, that was a bumpy flight in! Anyone seen my Salmon flies??

Hook, Line and Sinker!

No it’s not a wig, it’s my own hair.

I'm not just a member, I'm the president!

"Do I have something in my nose?"

Just be glad you didn't see where he put them yesterday.

Now, where's my copy of Flyfishing for Dummies?

I'm the roughest, toughest, hombre that ever locked horns with a fish!

now that's a true redhead

Never mind my nose neighbor dammit! Let's fish!

Dang! where those breakfast tacos hot or what???

Pete's first attempt at flycasting led to unexpected results.

The trick is to keep the fly's warm!

He doesn't always flyfish for Alaskan King Salmon, but when he does he grows his own Wooly Boogers.

Harry Snout: "Bush" pilot extraordinaire!

I 'nose' the best flies to use out here.

Upon seeing them cling to his client, the guide was pretty certain the fish weren't the only steelhead on the river.

It was mr. Scarlet on the dock with a fly rod.

D'oh! A real live lure-sniffin' fishing addict!

Kotex Uses #115: Nose Bleed Remedy

I'll never fall asleep in fish camp again! Whatever happened to shaving cream in the hand, or a pot of warm water?

He's prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

Sven's method of prepping streamers is not for everyone.

"Be you the mean hombre that's a-hankerin' for a heap of trouble, stranger? Well, be ya?" -Yosemite Sam *Hare Trigger (1945)

That's the last time I take fashion advice from Lefty Kreh!

My wife told me it clashes with the vest, but since when have I listened to her?

The guy at then fly shop swore it would keep bears away.

When I said "give those flies the sniff test", I didn't mean literally.

I gotta quit using flavored snuff!

Talk about a Bad Sinus infection, and for God's sake trim that Bloody Nose Hair.

I live, eat and breath tying my own flies!

Achoo!

The locals call him the "Fish Whisperer".

"Dude, you got anudder hankerchif?"

Bugger Booger!

Achoo, I gotta cut back on the blood thinners.

I can just smell the fish and tell todays going to be a good day for fishing!!!!

what?! i ran out of tissues!

Its my first time fly fishing, you cant hardly tell...

"See kids. This is what happens when you snort those strawberry pixy sticks!!"

If only I'd won that Clear Creek Swing-Back Pack from fieldandstream.com.....

"It looks like blood but it's snot"

Allergy season in Alaska must be brutal.

That's some red snapper ya got there...can I please see yer salt water tags??

since flies are starting to get so expensive, he decided to dye his nose hair and start making his own flies.

"Say, you have you tried the hot sauce?" "It makes tying my favorite flies lots easier."

Bob, against his close friend's and family's opinions, is going all out with the new fly fishing trend of self sustaining fly tying materials.

All right..... Get back on the plane.

the origin of the red-nosed muskie!

What does that little red book have to say about this?

Looks like a red woolly booger to me.

Ronald McDonald vacationing without his wig.

After calling in sick to work, Bob spots his Boss arriving at the Lodge and quickly dons a disguise.

Hey man, you don't have to wear hunter orange to go fishing! Dumb city feller !

Hold on. ....... I've got a fly upmy nose. .............

I'm not even going to bother asking where his rod holder is

"Okay, ready? Roe!... Roe!... Roe!..."

Baravelli: ...you can't come in unless you give the password.

Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?

Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.

Professor Wagstaff: Is it "Mary?"

Baravelli: [laughing] 'At's-a no fish!

Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one! ...Let me see... Is it "Sturgeon"?

Baravelli: Aw, you-a craze. A "sturgeon", he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.

Wagstaff: I got it! "Haddock".

Baravelli: 'At's a-funny, I got a "haddock" too.

Wagstaff: What do you take for a "haddock"?

Baravelli: Sometimes I take an aspirin, sometimes I take a calomel.

Wagstaff: Y'know, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.

Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel? I like-a that too, but you no guess it. [Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again.

Baravelli opens peephole again.] Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.

Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?

Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. I guess it.

Professor Wagstaff: Pretty good, eh?

" I have got to get one of those nose hair thingies "

Ah, Ahhhhh...Choo!

Yes! The rug does match the curtains.

Hi, is this the set for "Horse Feathers?"

I am going to kill your flyfishing instructor.

If you wear them, they will come

Honey, this might tickle...

"I don't always fish with flies, but when I do, I fish with Dos Nostrils. Stay nasal, my friend"
He is....The Most Interesting Man in The World

My friends call me Rod ... or Fly Rod.

The lorax great lake adventures!

As you can see in the photo above, this method for sizing bundles of marabou for large streamers is fooproof!

Hey, Sid. You remember that time when Gramma started hemmoraging out her nose and we taught she was just fooling untill she wrote on the kitchen floor with her blood.....

"And here we have a rare treat - a sighting of the Lesser BristolBayicus Nosehairicus! Note the extraordinary red plumage from this amphibious mammal, as it struts along the shoreline scouting for fish. A not particularly skilled hunter, it is better known for standing in the water, flogging the surface with a long stick and a piece of twine, while occasionally falling into the water. A comical beast, it leads an often solitary existence, largely as a result of having little to offer a mate due to excessive amounts spent on the stick and string, and occasionally for wax for its nose hair. It is truly, a river monster!"

Please tell me these have barb-less hooks!!

"I'm trying out a new line of scent for salmon!"

Reasons to buy a nose hair trimmer. Number 1....

Does anyone know where my flies went? I had them a second ago.

Fly over here. I mustache you a question.

I don't get it. Pulling the flashabou thru one nostril and out the other had them in stitches last year at the lodge.

What? Do you have a problem with where i keep my flies?
It's better than in my ears!

For some reason he kept saying "we work hard so you don't have to" then I realized he was th scrubbing bubbles mascott

A freeze frame of Bob listening to a funny joke while drinking a Bloody Mary. Ouch! Thats gotta sting!!

I think it's time to invest in a new fly case...

and the guide said "I to you to SORT your flies not snort them!"

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What it would look like if you tried to snort the Colorado Batman theater shooter.
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DAY 15: The Human camouflage is wearing off, I attempt to act natural to throw humans off the trail. As a muppet, this is my hardest hunt to date.
-Elmo

"Darn it, I KNEW I probly shoulda thrown the nose hair trimmers in with my fishing gear..."

Quit screwing around. The plane's drifting away.