Fly fisherman's justice. Snack rustling will not be tolerated.

this is nuts

Screw fly fishing! I wonder if Sharks like squirrels?

Rocky loved flyfishing so much that he gave his life so that we may tie.

We're gonna' need at least a 20/0 hook.

that should work for that secret fly pattern. the fish won't bite anything, but those tied with freshest materials.

Did you try using more floatant?

Looks a little big but I'll try it with my 10 wt.

Bullwinkle had pictures of Rocky and Natasha Fatale.

Boys there's a note that reads...The old lady told me to pack up my nuts and leave.

Rocky could no longer endure the "Watch me pull a rabbit outta' my hat" act.

How am I supposed to get a beadhead on that!?

That's the biggest Greased Liner I've ever seen.

I blame the schools.

He said "One more fish story and I'll jump!", but we didn't believe him. Guess we were wrong, but who doesn't want to hear about the time I caught a perch just to have a muskie latch onto it right at the boat! We almost got him in the net too!

After Bullwinkle was finally brought down, Rocky decided to make a statement.

How many fly fisherman does it take to skin a squirrel?

All of the evidence pointed to one inescapable conclusion: autoerotic asphyxiation.

"Even he can't stand to watch you cast."

I guess we better not mess with Moms bird feeders anymore

Although his aim left much to be desired, the hardest part was teaching him to fillet it.

the critter shouldn't have stole my horse!!!

Wow Bob, is your cast that bad that even squirrels can't watch?

After spending most of his adult life in captivity, Sammy "The Nut" Bushytail was never able to adjust to life on the outside.

This is what we do with thieves who nab our nuts.

Hangmen "Haff any last requests?"

Squirrel "I sure would like me a chaw of acorns...whats the matter hangman, afraid I'd choke to death?"

Does have a tendency to spook the smaller fish.

Brooks was here....

I told you he couldn't handle the stress of tying flies, the Squirrel Tail Streamer must have pushed him over the edge.

"I hope he didn't use the last of my 2X for that knot."

You shouldn't have told him about the Pebble Mine.

Still unsure why the squirrel committed suicide, the men took the opportunity to use it as a pinata to test the tip strength of their fly rods.

They put political adds on during alvin and the chipmunks..

Romano and Deeter on an episode of their new A&E show, Squirrel Dynasty...

Ive heard of going "squirrel fishing" before but always thought it was more like a metaphor.

I dont know Bob. Rocky didnt even leave a note. Sad sad day.

No animals were harmed in the performance testing of the Redington Sonic-Pro Wader Pants, unlike what happened above when Orvis developed their new Sonic seam technology.

On the first trip to the new lodge, the boys were thoroughly entertained by "Uncle Buck's Outdoor Marionette Extravaganza"

Can I use the tail for a streamer?

Charlotte Johnson said no...

Hearing of the inevitable election of Mitt Romney and subsequent removal of his "free nuts" program, Tyler took his life. He had now truly reached the end of his rope.

I've heard of a donkey show, but this????

Tim said he had a knack for puppetry but after this it had gone too far.

Casting gear into the trees all the time finally pays off!

"Knots were always his specialty"...tear, tear.

After one glance of the squirrel's nuts, Tim got jealous...

Anyone have an ethical problem about using his tail for flies?...

I said tie some flys for fly-fishing, not tie some flying squirrel for...Oh, never mind, just get me my skinning knife and frying pan.

After growing up Steelheading every fall, my brothers and I never really got the hang of deer camp.

Afer thoughtful consideration, field testers recommended adding illustrations to the new instructional manual, "Advanced Fishing Knots Made Easy."

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

The suicide note simply read, "Fish on!"

I'll give you first drift if you touch it.

ALVIN!!!! I told you to leave my new fly line alone! Now how am I going to tell Simon, and Theidore this one.

Nobody believed me, when I said I was fishing for squirrels. Who's laughing now?

Poor casting takes a squirrels life.

Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't just apply to the color of his tail, he had "secrets".

He just found out his wife's tail was used in a mepps spinner.

Anyone seen Bullwinkle?

That's what happens when you snag on a tree.

Sorry, pal. This stream is artificial only. And I don't think "native species only" means what you think it means.

"Who's gonna play Taps"?

We could use that for fresh fly ties and turtle bait. What do you think? Should I buy it?

He would regret the day he tried to build a nest in their waders. No one can ever get that smell out of their nose.

How does that birdseed taste now?

The loop knot consistently closes down, I don't know that pattern, and, after an hour of staring at it, I still can't find the hook. But, goin' on a limb here, I bet you'll catch a monster with that thing in the mornin'.

"Hey look at my new bait."

Rocky Squirrel finally had enough of the damn F&S web site, He just couldn’t take it no more.

OH, Sarge and WAM finally had enough of Rocky’s curmudgeon attitude and wise a$s remarks, They hunted him down and made an example of him for all else on the F&S web site to see.

When you fish on tribal waters, you heed tribal warnings!

Jim (right) is pondering what size tippet he needed to use the squirrel as bait. Jim's friends convinced him that squirrels were a muskie's favorite snack.

as the three investigators arrived from there annual fly fishing trip, they realized the gray colored crime ring must be back at it again, hanging a poor red squirrel that didnt pay hs protection acorns.

What was it about Fly Fishing you didn't understand?

Hmmmm, wellll that happened!!

20 cents for a tail. Mepps may pay for our trip next year with this baby.

And you said that snare class wouldn't come in handy for our fly fishing trip.

Ah Tim, Ya figure it's a little to late for the release part of the catch and release method?

It was Bob on the dock with the rope!

He could no longer live in the shadow of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore

Morbid Pinatas new release, suicidal rodents

Squirrel!!!!

Um.... You sure you brought a girl back last night?

real short leader and a nymph and the squirrel will tangle himself. only way i squirrel hunt

When they returned to they found their Scarecrow had worked and all the other Squirrels had left camp.

I don't understand. He mumbled something about the price of nuts and jumped."

"That's funny. He seemed like he was ok with being appointed the camp cook, before we left."

" Oh my God, he must have eaten your Chili."

Weather forecasting squirrel:
Squirrel is wet: Raining
Squirrel is dry: Not raining
Squirrel has shadow: Sunny
Squirrel is white on top: Snowing
Cant see Squirrel: Foggy
Squirrel is gone: Tornado

"Who is going to tell Bennie Spies his fan is dead?"

Rocky thought that it seemed a little odd how they got Bullwinkles live weight, but he just had to know if his new suet free diet was working for him.... Dumb squirrel.

It seems Squirreldam Hussein has finally met justice.

Well boys - what would Hank Patterson do!

CSI:Rednecks.

CSI: Redneck edition.

this lanyard HAS been tested on animals.

It was an old trick but it worked. Spin the squirrel: East we drift/ West we wade

What we have here is failure to communicate...

Well...this is embarassing. How do I explain this to the boys back at the tree :(

"For you crimes against the queen and the royal empire, I hereby sentence thee to...DEATH!"

Greg's squirrel fur dubbing was so buggy that squirrels considered it an honor for their fur to be included. Some took matters into their own hands, er... paws.

I told you this hang out was for the birds!

For the crime of stealing Sids peanuts we find you guilty, the punishment, you will be hung from the neck until dead.

You know what this pinata's filled with.

He was just, institutionalized. He should've stayed here on the porch.

No fish... Beer battered squirrel?

wonder how we can get him on a hook?...

After having pretty good success with my dogs...well I just thought the leash would work better on Alvin.

As the bear quietly sat behind the shed at the end of the dock he snickered to himself "this is how you flyfishermen with bait!"

Boy is that going to be hard to recreate on the vise.

Oh, you said, "Squirrel hung at Bob's". I thought you said, "Bob's hung like a squirrel."

Introducing the squirrel caddis!

Little guy just couldn't live knowing Jerry out fished him.

Unfortunately, losing the biggest Coho of his career was more than little Buzz could handle, so like a Samurai thrusting his own dagger into his stomach, Buzz ended it all on the dock that day.

after realizing there were no fish left in the river mr. squirrel had nothing left to live for

BREAKING NEWS: Chronic wasting disease outbreak caused a spike in squriell suicides

Poor guy - he couldn't take it any longer after seeing so many of his friends end up as Slumpbusters.

Red Squirrel Nymph for Barracuda fishing.

"looky what i shot for some world class flies"

I told you not to steal those acorns.

You have been convicted of annoying, persistent barking during peaceful fly-fishing....may god have mercy on your soul

Hey guys, have I told you about my pet squirrel? Even got him leash-trained! Look, I tied him up right over here earlier....Oops!

Hmmmm.... Alright, if you give me 5 bucks i'll eat him with dinner tonight.

Damn! Now we'll never know where he hid the keys to my new truck.

I used to date a chipmunk. I was nuts over her!

Who wants a drumstick?

how squirrels are punished in texas

after watching bill get skunked by bad fly selection all day a local decided to lead-ER him by example.the local knowledge is nutty aint it?

dude, why aren't we fishing?

if i wanted to see a squirrel kill himself i would have stayed home. now lets go see if my boots are waterproof

Little bastard camped out in my waders overnight... when I went to put them on he went exploring for nuts.... need I say more?

Some things just cannot be unseen, like guys in wading pants.

Ok where exactly were you fishing cause im defenitly not getting in that water in these thin waders with something with teeth like that

"I've had it with these nuts!"

Not a caption, but a comment: This photo is absolutely tasteless. This is disrespectful to the animal...not that the animal cares, but the lack of respect toward the animal is what the general public will see in this photo. Is that the impression that we want the general public to have of sportsmen? No, and it's this kind of crap that gives sportsmen a black eye. Though some might not agree with me, I really don't care. How sportsmen are portrayed to the public is what I care about, and quite frankly, this was a poor display of judgement for a caption contest.

Dang it! I told him that would happen if he didn't stop messin' with other folks' nuts.

What do you suppose he meant when he said" when you hang a man you, look at his face"?

Apparently the Rally Squirrel just doesn't have the same magic as last year... Sorry Cardinals.

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER ROD!

"How's it hanging guys?"

"Tying flies is inhumane... <3 PETA"

You hung Fluffy!!!

You know...PETA members are gonna be tough on us...they ain't gonna believe we found him this way...maybe we should outta skin him quick and get some flies tied before we head back out for the evening hatch.

I went down to the bait shop to pick up a new pair of waders and I saw this. The old guy tying flys there swears everyone is using it...

watch your step as you walk in guys, there are squirrel droppings on the porch.

Yeah, dude, your stinky old waders made me do it!

Something tells me Bullwinkle needs a hug right about now.

tell his friends they're next if they keep stealing our trailmix

Tight lines indeed!

"Justice has been done"

Hmmm, I just don't know. It looks a little squirrely to me.