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Caption Contest: Write the Best, Win Cabela's New CGt Fishing Rod
By Kirk Deeter
Now that Mr. Merwin has told you how nice the soon-to-be-released Cabela's CGt rods are, we're going to give you a chance to win one.
You know the drill. Submit your captions for this photo—of a few ladies rubbing shoulders with a stingray (look closely)—in the comments thread below, and the best one wins the prize. We'll pick the winner at the end of next week. Simple as that. Good luck!
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Comments (174)
"Well, apparently, this new sun lotion doesn't protect against all rays..."
..."AAHHHAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA, AHH HA HA HA HAHA, HAAAAAAA, HA HA HA." That's all I got.
"Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie..."
Hey, that's the same reaction I got when I offered to buy them a drink!
Well no that is NOT a banana in my pocket...
Where's Carl Spackler when you need him?
"I've got the moves like Jagger!"
"Hi, my name's Ray! Can you help me find my stinger?"
You smell like the inside of my mamas purse....mmmm
Photobomb!
Hey ladies, my name's Ray...
Don't look at me, you're the one who invited him on the trip.
Any of you ladies ever been with a Myliobatoidei before?
"Creepin' ain't easy!!!"
Have you girls seen Caddyshack? Well...it's not a candy bar this time....
HEY! You ladies are lucky I don't have hands, RRRRRRRR!!!
Hi, my name is Ray, are you ladies looking for a sharp piece of tail? If not, that's cool, I'll just skate.
...Booo
1,2,3 Say...Stingray?
someones gettin the stinger
ladies: "I don't even want to be here. Why did my stupid boyfriend bring us to this stingray petting adventure. I could be drinking margaritas working on my suntan, but no. dave don't touch me. dave?...AHHHHHH!"
stingray: "SUP B*T*H*S!"
That's why you should always wear your Ray-BANs to the beach.
This guy took photobombing to a whole new level!
After years of being conditioned to be chummy with the frequent visitors to the sand bar it looks like the rays at stingray city might be getting a little too friendly with the ladies.
Even the wildlife can't help dancing to Gangnam style.
It's true; two claspers!
Though they were at first grossed out, they saw their opportunity to explain all those hickey's to their husbands once they returned from the girl's trip to the Keys.
Yes, that was Kirk Deeter in a thong, but shouldn't you be more concerned about the stingray on your back?
"Told you I could guess your weight!"
Did you ladies know, I'm barbed for your pleasure.
A TURD!!!
Girls, I don't mind the hug so much, but those beady little eyes checking my out are creepy!
I heard they were serving tuna up in this beach!
Stingrays...the herding dogs of the sea.
Stingrays...the herding dogs of the sea.
Jessica looked at Mary and Hanna and said, "I don't know about you two, but no way in hell am I touching that!"
I know the snorkeling brochure said "Have fun and catch some rays", but this is ridiculous.
Afternoon ladys. Can I buy you a drink ?
Stinger check!
Do I smell or something?
The rays': game as pathetic in the sea as in the field
Usually I go with the stinger. This time I'll try the shocker!!!!
Ladies, what ya say we ditch the cast of cocoon and head back to my beach.
Ocean's best wing man!
Well hello there ladies....my name is Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me.
Wait a second, I thought I smelt fish...
When "Girls gone wild " Meets "When animals Attack"
The "Kirk Deeter in a thong" comment is even funnier when you look at the smile on the old lady's face.
"I'll never complain about your dog humping my leg again!"
Smile Ladies, Rays here now!!!
Look Emma! Little Tommy made 3 new friends. I hope he doesn't keep them in the garage like the last 2.
"Say Sting Ray"
I always thought stingrays liked to be on the bottom, I guess this one likes to be on top!
(Old women in the right top corner)
"look at those cringin faces Clydeen, those young girls just dont know a nice Manatee hug when they see one". "Hopefully we're next"!
Beautiful Julie, center, has discovered the cownose ray is equipped with more than the nose.
Rays in captivity are sometimes striken with triphallia, much to the surprise of our visitors.
Laaaadies, does my breath smell like pinfish.
Might just be me, but something smells like fish.
Is it me, or did the water just get warmer?
You know what they say, once you go ray...
Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...
Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t rays eat crabs?!?
"NO" doesn't always mean "NO" to a stingray...
You just had to invite your creepy Uncle Ray, didn't you?
Jim Lehrer must be moderating this also.
ewww, jeremy wade made it look so easy.
says gray haired lady in the back, " sick em killer"
Deeter dressed up as a stingray for halloween and got the same reaction from the ladies when he isn't in costume
ha, told ya that wasn't a raft now where's my $20?
he just couldn't help himself... he a sucker for blondes and brunettes!
Bud Light Real Men of Genius.....mister bring a stingray to a beach party and toss it on the ladies to impress them
I swear he looked a whole lot different last night. Damn tequila.
Ever see "three girls, one sting ray?"
You ever seen a stinger this big?
Your line was fine, maybe work a little more on the approach.
Raymond, Please
"Hi. My name is Ray."
The literal meaning of:
"Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea."
Time for the family photo! Everyone SMILE!!!
"There's something fishy going on here"
"Ray" and "The Ladies"
"I don't always take photos with tourists... but when I do, I prefer to emotionally scar them for life."
Ladies, has anyone told you I'm a bottom feeder?
"Scoot in closer Edna, the picture of these three is bound to go viral!"
Oh come on... It's just the tip...
Hello ladies. Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Where's David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Where's David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Always have a good wingman when trying to pick up girls at the beach
Okay you three out of the POOL!
Best-Job-Ever.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk onto a sandbar...
Figures, take out one crocodile hunter and you get all the ladies...
We came for some rays but did they have to take it so literally.
We came for some rays but did they have to take it so literally.
Help! He is trying to ray-pe us!
While attempting to break the stunt-ray long jump, Ray was overheard saying..."Best ramp ever!!!!"
I think next time I'll quit being so cheap and pay for the moderate priced fishing trip
Ray-"hey can you get a picture of me with my ladies"
There is nothing funny about stingrape
Marlene! Marlene.... that better be your hand.
Joan? Is he wearing white Hanes boxers or briefs or is that just a tan line?
Ok girls lets change positions, I prefer the bottom.
Three Cougars, a big sticker, time to get my grove on.
Photo bomb!!
Dont move, you got a little somethin' on your back.
Dont move, you got a little somethin' on your back.
Dear Santa,
The Stingray 1000 urine detector you brought me this year worked flawlessly at the family reunion!
Thanks,
Little Jimmy
Stingray: Lookin' fly ladies, lookin fly! Have you seen my New CGt Rod? It's got a flexible feel.
Ladies: OMG! I don't care what he calls it, I am not touching his rod!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Ray finally found girls like him....shallow
When I said there were plenty of fish in the sea, this really wasn't what I had in mind!
HEEEEYYYY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUYYYS!
Snooki, is that you?
Stingray: Sisters don't shake hands..... Sisters gotta hug!
Hay ladies how you doing? ';-)
"Gee Edna, I don't know who's more surprised that Matthew McConaughy's playing buffbongos again, but I'm guessing its tha ray, and he's gonna leave a mark!"
A leading college study found, no matter where they are women do go to the the restroom at the same time
Gigalo Bob finds trolling unproductive and decides to chum the waters.
Jans's seeing eye ray has yet to learn social grace
Its okay you'll get over me, there are plenty of fish in the sea
Mildred and Faye longingly watch from the sidelines in hopes they’re next to get some action; meanwhile the girls are much less enthusiastic about their encounter with the ray-pist.
the look of just reliezing thats not a candy bar floating towards them
perhaps the best that guy photo ever
Yep...... that IS Ron Jeremy in a Speedo.
Ohhhh You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, but youse doesn’t have to call me Mister.
What Stingrays do will on vacation
What Stingrays do when on vacation.
OMG! OMG! That outfit is gross. OMG! OMG!
Now look...when I said "MARCO" you were supposed to say "POLO"
Heyyy gurls, i know Steve Irwin!!! :P
It was then the girls realized that wearing those super cute thong bottoms that made their butts look so nice may not have been the best idea
You ladies are the best looking thing Ive seen on this side of the tidal pool, now how about slipping big Ray some digits.
Stingray: "Let me get in this picture, girls! By the way, who's legs is my tail between?"
EWWWWWWWWWWWW your hubby'd chubby looks more like stink bait!
hubby's not hubby'd typeo
Ray flat out scared those girls.
They don't call me "XXX Ray" for nothing.
"Ok girls, don't be alarmed but I think someone just peed in the water here"
Ladies, ladies don't cry. My name is Ray and I'm here to play. Mind the stinger though, it's not what you think it is. ;)
Woman in middle, "This is not what I had in mind when I suggested a three on one with Ray the lifeguard".
"what is he wearing"
"what is he wearing"
Can I buy you ladies a drink?
Duck, Duck, Gooooooose!
Bahamas cruise: $3,000
Scuba lessons: $200
Taking this picture of your wife and her friends: PRICELESS
The stinger joke is obvious, so I'll go with"
"What's up, ladies? Ever been.... skating?"
The stinger joke is obvious, so I'll go with:
"What's up, ladies? Ever been.... skating?"
Can you spot the rookie on her first "spring break with the girls"?
taking the term "catching rays" too literal
What did she mean" They call him the Back door bandit because ............".
Good thing they don't wear khakis and speak in an Australian accent...
Hi...
Nothing like a wet group hug.
Hey ladies, I'm J-Ray... any of you a Kardashian?
I voice said choose the form of the destructor. They tried to imagine the one thing that could never hurt them....the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
That there, ladies is a stinger!
"Just when Chief Brody thought he was done with the Shark thing...."
"First we lose the Kitner Boy to the Shark and now the Chum sisters to a Ray"
"What do you mean we're ripping of the JAWS movie...it's a RAY..which makes it entirely different."
"Quick! Get me out of here. Someone just untied my top."
"Ray watched while 2 women walked abreat."
No it's not a "humpback" whale, despite what you are feeling.
"Bend over and smile like a shark!"
Then, when Snooki stepped on the beach, the only one left smiling was the stingray.
Maybe now they will believe me when I tell them that "Ray Attractent" is not a new sun taning product!
Unfortunately, the group shot the girls attempted to take with a Great White shark a few hours later didn't turn out as well.
I changed my mind,I dont like the way stigray feels on my skin, i want a clown fish skin coat instead... OH and who peed?
WHO WON?
I Told you two I'm not giving birth in this damn water !
I'm sexy and I know it.
I'm sexy and I know it.
HEY SEXY LADIES! OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
Get it off, Mr. Spock, get it off!
Everyone smile for the picture, ladies please smile he wont bite I think.
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Yes, that was Kirk Deeter in a thong, but shouldn't you be more concerned about the stingray on your back?
"Well, apparently, this new sun lotion doesn't protect against all rays..."
The "Kirk Deeter in a thong" comment is even funnier when you look at the smile on the old lady's face.
Hey, that's the same reaction I got when I offered to buy them a drink!
Any of you ladies ever been with a Myliobatoidei before?
ladies: "I don't even want to be here. Why did my stupid boyfriend bring us to this stingray petting adventure. I could be drinking margaritas working on my suntan, but no. dave don't touch me. dave?...AHHHHHH!"
stingray: "SUP B*T*H*S!"
There is nothing funny about stingrape
Stingray: Sisters don't shake hands..... Sisters gotta hug!
..."AAHHHAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA, AHH HA HA HA HAHA, HAAAAAAA, HA HA HA." That's all I got.
"Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie..."
Where's Carl Spackler when you need him?
"I've got the moves like Jagger!"
"Hi, my name's Ray! Can you help me find my stinger?"
Hey ladies, my name's Ray...
"Creepin' ain't easy!!!"
Hi, my name is Ray, are you ladies looking for a sharp piece of tail? If not, that's cool, I'll just skate.
That's why you should always wear your Ray-BANs to the beach.
Even the wildlife can't help dancing to Gangnam style.
It's true; two claspers!
I know the snorkeling brochure said "Have fun and catch some rays", but this is ridiculous.
When "Girls gone wild " Meets "When animals Attack"
I always thought stingrays liked to be on the bottom, I guess this one likes to be on top!
"NO" doesn't always mean "NO" to a stingray...
You ever seen a stinger this big?
The literal meaning of:
"Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea."
Time for the family photo! Everyone SMILE!!!
"Ray" and "The Ladies"
Oh come on... It's just the tip...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk onto a sandbar...
Help! He is trying to ray-pe us!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
HEEEEYYYY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUYYYS!
Snooki, is that you?
Hay ladies how you doing? ';-)
"Gee Edna, I don't know who's more surprised that Matthew McConaughy's playing buffbongos again, but I'm guessing its tha ray, and he's gonna leave a mark!"
Gigalo Bob finds trolling unproductive and decides to chum the waters.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW your hubby'd chubby looks more like stink bait!
The stinger joke is obvious, so I'll go with:
"What's up, ladies? Ever been.... skating?"
"Just when Chief Brody thought he was done with the Shark thing...."
"First we lose the Kitner Boy to the Shark and now the Chum sisters to a Ray"
Maybe now they will believe me when I tell them that "Ray Attractent" is not a new sun taning product!
Well no that is NOT a banana in my pocket...
You smell like the inside of my mamas purse....mmmm
Photobomb!
Don't look at me, you're the one who invited him on the trip.
Have you girls seen Caddyshack? Well...it's not a candy bar this time....
HEY! You ladies are lucky I don't have hands, RRRRRRRR!!!
...Booo
1,2,3 Say...Stingray?
someones gettin the stinger
This guy took photobombing to a whole new level!
After years of being conditioned to be chummy with the frequent visitors to the sand bar it looks like the rays at stingray city might be getting a little too friendly with the ladies.
Though they were at first grossed out, they saw their opportunity to explain all those hickey's to their husbands once they returned from the girl's trip to the Keys.
"Told you I could guess your weight!"
Did you ladies know, I'm barbed for your pleasure.
A TURD!!!
Girls, I don't mind the hug so much, but those beady little eyes checking my out are creepy!
I heard they were serving tuna up in this beach!
Stingrays...the herding dogs of the sea.
Stingrays...the herding dogs of the sea.
Jessica looked at Mary and Hanna and said, "I don't know about you two, but no way in hell am I touching that!"
Afternoon ladys. Can I buy you a drink ?
Stinger check!
Do I smell or something?
The rays': game as pathetic in the sea as in the field
Usually I go with the stinger. This time I'll try the shocker!!!!
Ladies, what ya say we ditch the cast of cocoon and head back to my beach.
Ocean's best wing man!
Well hello there ladies....my name is Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me.
Wait a second, I thought I smelt fish...
"I'll never complain about your dog humping my leg again!"
Smile Ladies, Rays here now!!!
Look Emma! Little Tommy made 3 new friends. I hope he doesn't keep them in the garage like the last 2.
"Say Sting Ray"
(Old women in the right top corner)
"look at those cringin faces Clydeen, those young girls just dont know a nice Manatee hug when they see one". "Hopefully we're next"!
Beautiful Julie, center, has discovered the cownose ray is equipped with more than the nose.
Rays in captivity are sometimes striken with triphallia, much to the surprise of our visitors.
Laaaadies, does my breath smell like pinfish.
Might just be me, but something smells like fish.
Is it me, or did the water just get warmer?
You know what they say, once you go ray...
Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...
Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t rays eat crabs?!?
You just had to invite your creepy Uncle Ray, didn't you?
Jim Lehrer must be moderating this also.
ewww, jeremy wade made it look so easy.
says gray haired lady in the back, " sick em killer"
Deeter dressed up as a stingray for halloween and got the same reaction from the ladies when he isn't in costume
ha, told ya that wasn't a raft now where's my $20?
he just couldn't help himself... he a sucker for blondes and brunettes!
Bud Light Real Men of Genius.....mister bring a stingray to a beach party and toss it on the ladies to impress them
I swear he looked a whole lot different last night. Damn tequila.
Ever see "three girls, one sting ray?"
Your line was fine, maybe work a little more on the approach.
Raymond, Please
"Hi. My name is Ray."
"There's something fishy going on here"
"I don't always take photos with tourists... but when I do, I prefer to emotionally scar them for life."
Ladies, has anyone told you I'm a bottom feeder?
"Scoot in closer Edna, the picture of these three is bound to go viral!"
Hello ladies. Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Where's David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Where's David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Always have a good wingman when trying to pick up girls at the beach
Okay you three out of the POOL!
Best-Job-Ever.
Figures, take out one crocodile hunter and you get all the ladies...
We came for some rays but did they have to take it so literally.
We came for some rays but did they have to take it so literally.
While attempting to break the stunt-ray long jump, Ray was overheard saying..."Best ramp ever!!!!"
I think next time I'll quit being so cheap and pay for the moderate priced fishing trip
Ray-"hey can you get a picture of me with my ladies"
Marlene! Marlene.... that better be your hand.
Ok girls lets change positions, I prefer the bottom.
Three Cougars, a big sticker, time to get my grove on.
Photo bomb!!
Dont move, you got a little somethin' on your back.
Dont move, you got a little somethin' on your back.
Dear Santa,
The Stingray 1000 urine detector you brought me this year worked flawlessly at the family reunion!
Thanks,
Little Jimmy
Stingray: Lookin' fly ladies, lookin fly! Have you seen my New CGt Rod? It's got a flexible feel.
Ladies: OMG! I don't care what he calls it, I am not touching his rod!
Ray finally found girls like him....shallow
When I said there were plenty of fish in the sea, this really wasn't what I had in mind!
A leading college study found, no matter where they are women do go to the the restroom at the same time
Jans's seeing eye ray has yet to learn social grace
Its okay you'll get over me, there are plenty of fish in the sea
Mildred and Faye longingly watch from the sidelines in hopes they’re next to get some action; meanwhile the girls are much less enthusiastic about their encounter with the ray-pist.
the look of just reliezing thats not a candy bar floating towards them
perhaps the best that guy photo ever
Yep...... that IS Ron Jeremy in a Speedo.
Ohhhh You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, but youse doesn’t have to call me Mister.
What Stingrays do will on vacation
What Stingrays do when on vacation.
OMG! OMG! That outfit is gross. OMG! OMG!
Now look...when I said "MARCO" you were supposed to say "POLO"
It was then the girls realized that wearing those super cute thong bottoms that made their butts look so nice may not have been the best idea
You ladies are the best looking thing Ive seen on this side of the tidal pool, now how about slipping big Ray some digits.
Stingray: "Let me get in this picture, girls! By the way, who's legs is my tail between?"
hubby's not hubby'd typeo
Ray flat out scared those girls.
They don't call me "XXX Ray" for nothing.
"Ok girls, don't be alarmed but I think someone just peed in the water here"
Ladies, ladies don't cry. My name is Ray and I'm here to play. Mind the stinger though, it's not what you think it is. ;)
Woman in middle, "This is not what I had in mind when I suggested a three on one with Ray the lifeguard".
"what is he wearing"
"what is he wearing"
Can I buy you ladies a drink?
Duck, Duck, Gooooooose!
Bahamas cruise: $3,000
Scuba lessons: $200
Taking this picture of your wife and her friends: PRICELESS
The stinger joke is obvious, so I'll go with"
"What's up, ladies? Ever been.... skating?"
Can you spot the rookie on her first "spring break with the girls"?
taking the term "catching rays" too literal
What did she mean" They call him the Back door bandit because ............".
Good thing they don't wear khakis and speak in an Australian accent...
Hi...
Nothing like a wet group hug.
Hey ladies, I'm J-Ray... any of you a Kardashian?
I voice said choose the form of the destructor. They tried to imagine the one thing that could never hurt them....the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
That there, ladies is a stinger!
"What do you mean we're ripping of the JAWS movie...it's a RAY..which makes it entirely different."
"Quick! Get me out of here. Someone just untied my top."
"Ray watched while 2 women walked abreat."
No it's not a "humpback" whale, despite what you are feeling.
"Bend over and smile like a shark!"
Then, when Snooki stepped on the beach, the only one left smiling was the stingray.
Unfortunately, the group shot the girls attempted to take with a Great White shark a few hours later didn't turn out as well.
I changed my mind,I dont like the way stigray feels on my skin, i want a clown fish skin coat instead... OH and who peed?
WHO WON?
I Told you two I'm not giving birth in this damn water !
I'm sexy and I know it.
I'm sexy and I know it.
HEY SEXY LADIES! OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
Get it off, Mr. Spock, get it off!
Everyone smile for the picture, ladies please smile he wont bite I think.
Joan? Is he wearing white Hanes boxers or briefs or is that just a tan line?
Heyyy gurls, i know Steve Irwin!!! :P
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