


November 28, 2012
10 Reasons to Fly Fish Rather than Deer Hunt
By Kirk Deeter

I like to hunt deer and elk, just not nearly as much as I like to fly fish. I know that's sacrilege in these environs, especially in this season. But I have my reasons.* In fact, I have ten good ones.
# 1 - A massive trophy trout will never cross the road directly in front of your house, exactly nine days after your tag expired (as this mule deer did to me).
# 2 - In fact, your "tag" isn't limited to a few days or weeks, and in many places, a fishing license is good 365 days a year.
# 3 - I've completed all levels of "Angry Birds," so I don't have anything to do in my tree stand anymore.
# 4 - You can't "wet-wade" your way through the woods.
# 5 - My wife looks cuter in waders than she does in camo coveralls.
# 6 - Any time you say you love fly fishing, it prompts legions of bait fishers to call you a "snob," (even if you don't insult them).
# 7 - I'm really fond of the new Old Spice "Fiji" anti-perspirant/deodorant, and can't enjoy days without it. I certainly won't replace it with "fox pee."
# 8 - I don't know about you, but I've learned (the hard way) that the fancy, expensive "scent blocking" pants do NOT work in church. What a rip-off!
# 9 - I'd rather match wits with something that has a brain the size of an almond. That's a fair fight.
# 10 - Waders with zippers in a running water environment, versus three layers of underwear and an empty Prestone anti-freeze bottle. 'Nuff said.
*Actually... who am I kidding? It's all good. I'm really just bitter about reason Number 1.
Comments (15)
I think #1 was reason enough for all of us.
Lots of deer come down to my rivers I fish during the season. I bought an Over/under.......a .270 cal. on top, and a flyrod on the bottom.
#3.do you have three stars on all of them?
#5....apply #4 for nicer results
#6.when folks find out if I fish, the very next question that follows is "Do you fly fish?" I have not figured out if that is an insult or not.
#1.Yup, that kinda sums it up....would have hurt more if it was sooner than 9 days after tag expiration.
missed a shot at the biggest deer I've seen thus far in my life. a hard shot, but a missed shot nonetheless. i'm starting to think a journey back to the river may be a nice relief...
This post cracked me up. I might just put up my gun and get my fishing pole back out. I'm sure if I spent all the time I spent deer hunting this year fishing, my freezer might not be so empty.
Ten reasons to deer hunt rather than fly fish;
1. The tag expires. Otherwise, most of society would collapse with year long hunting seasons and our daily pursuit of deer.
2. Doing something stupid in the woods does not involve onlookers and fly line.
3. It's too cold for your wife.
4. You can feed many more people with one deer than with one fish.
5. Fish don't have antlers.
6. Whatever "wet wading" is, it sounds well, wet, and cold.
7. You don't look nearly as cool straddling a fish in a photo.
8. Guns/bows are more accurate than fishing rods.
9. Trout jerky, no thanks.
10. Instead of angry birds, try hill climb racer.
Bought a new recurve just prior to the archery opener. The darn thing shoots so sweet I don't think I'll ever put it down. Filled both my buck and turkey tag with it and have wreaked havoc on the squirrels with it lately. Will start yote hunting with it soon. Am having so much fun I am currently addicted to the darn thing and can't put it down.
#55 Hoyt Buffalo, if you need to know.
Good post, made me laugh!
Yesterday as I sit on a ridge above one of my favorite little backwoods streams waiting for a buck that never showed I caught myself staring at the water reminiscing over the big wild brookie I caught a couple months ago out of the run below me. I love to hunt but I consider myself more of a fisherman than a hunter.
#11. Here in PA deer rifle season is only 2 weeks long so a lot of the popular streams are pretty much vacant.
Or, have the best of both worlds, get a bow, a boat and a couple of buddies and try bow fishing. To make the whole experience more akin to hunting, do it while drinking Busch cammo cans! You can't go wrong!
You can take a nap while fishing. Just tie a little bell onto your fishing pole. Can't really tie a bell on the end of your rifle.
Today I created a fly that looks like an ear of corn and on my first practice casting in my pasture I hooked into a big rooster Chinese pheasant, which I turned loose and on my second cast a really nice 3 point "Muley" took a swipe at my fly but I missed the hook set, and then my wife yelled out the back door I was wanted on the phone and by the time I got back, it was getting too dark, I guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow to finish "fly fishing for deer". This is really a lot of fun.
@Huntnow
Tell Jesus that you can feed more people with a deer.
Seriously? It was a joke. You fly fishermen are a touchy bunch.
I grew up hunting, and was passionate enough it almost cost me the marriage a few times (36 years and counting, to a wonderfull woman that allows me my outdoor addictions, after all, it keeps me out of the bars). But as I get older, I too find myself liking fishing more than hunting as well. Brings back memories of a Duck Hunt on a high plains lake, sunny day, not a bird in the sky, and trout rising to a midge hatch in our decoy spread. Of course we had no fishing gear, only all the junk that goes along with decoying ducks on public water, blinds, decoys, guns, ammo, cammo, robo-ducks, extra clothes and two lab retrievers that wondered why we were there........
My woman lets me hunt as much as I want. She let's me fish as much as I want to. I can even spend nites in the bar. Danger for me is, they are 3 different women.
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Lots of deer come down to my rivers I fish during the season. I bought an Over/under.......a .270 cal. on top, and a flyrod on the bottom.
Or, have the best of both worlds, get a bow, a boat and a couple of buddies and try bow fishing. To make the whole experience more akin to hunting, do it while drinking Busch cammo cans! You can't go wrong!
I think #1 was reason enough for all of us.
#3.do you have three stars on all of them?
#5....apply #4 for nicer results
#6.when folks find out if I fish, the very next question that follows is "Do you fly fish?" I have not figured out if that is an insult or not.
#1.Yup, that kinda sums it up....would have hurt more if it was sooner than 9 days after tag expiration.
missed a shot at the biggest deer I've seen thus far in my life. a hard shot, but a missed shot nonetheless. i'm starting to think a journey back to the river may be a nice relief...
This post cracked me up. I might just put up my gun and get my fishing pole back out. I'm sure if I spent all the time I spent deer hunting this year fishing, my freezer might not be so empty.
Ten reasons to deer hunt rather than fly fish;
1. The tag expires. Otherwise, most of society would collapse with year long hunting seasons and our daily pursuit of deer.
2. Doing something stupid in the woods does not involve onlookers and fly line.
3. It's too cold for your wife.
4. You can feed many more people with one deer than with one fish.
5. Fish don't have antlers.
6. Whatever "wet wading" is, it sounds well, wet, and cold.
7. You don't look nearly as cool straddling a fish in a photo.
8. Guns/bows are more accurate than fishing rods.
9. Trout jerky, no thanks.
10. Instead of angry birds, try hill climb racer.
Bought a new recurve just prior to the archery opener. The darn thing shoots so sweet I don't think I'll ever put it down. Filled both my buck and turkey tag with it and have wreaked havoc on the squirrels with it lately. Will start yote hunting with it soon. Am having so much fun I am currently addicted to the darn thing and can't put it down.
#55 Hoyt Buffalo, if you need to know.
Good post, made me laugh!
Yesterday as I sit on a ridge above one of my favorite little backwoods streams waiting for a buck that never showed I caught myself staring at the water reminiscing over the big wild brookie I caught a couple months ago out of the run below me. I love to hunt but I consider myself more of a fisherman than a hunter.
#11. Here in PA deer rifle season is only 2 weeks long so a lot of the popular streams are pretty much vacant.
You can take a nap while fishing. Just tie a little bell onto your fishing pole. Can't really tie a bell on the end of your rifle.
Today I created a fly that looks like an ear of corn and on my first practice casting in my pasture I hooked into a big rooster Chinese pheasant, which I turned loose and on my second cast a really nice 3 point "Muley" took a swipe at my fly but I missed the hook set, and then my wife yelled out the back door I was wanted on the phone and by the time I got back, it was getting too dark, I guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow to finish "fly fishing for deer". This is really a lot of fun.
@Huntnow
Tell Jesus that you can feed more people with a deer.
Seriously? It was a joke. You fly fishermen are a touchy bunch.
I grew up hunting, and was passionate enough it almost cost me the marriage a few times (36 years and counting, to a wonderfull woman that allows me my outdoor addictions, after all, it keeps me out of the bars). But as I get older, I too find myself liking fishing more than hunting as well. Brings back memories of a Duck Hunt on a high plains lake, sunny day, not a bird in the sky, and trout rising to a midge hatch in our decoy spread. Of course we had no fishing gear, only all the junk that goes along with decoying ducks on public water, blinds, decoys, guns, ammo, cammo, robo-ducks, extra clothes and two lab retrievers that wondered why we were there........
My woman lets me hunt as much as I want. She let's me fish as much as I want to. I can even spend nites in the bar. Danger for me is, they are 3 different women.
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