Here drink this up so my wife doesnt know what Im doing when she thinks im fishing. can you hide the bottle too?

"Though Bill the Poney was never actually heard from again by Bilbo, Pip or any of the other Hobbits, rumors abounded that he had retired to the sunny southern climes, where he enjoyed a steady diet of sea oats and fine, dark ale."

(unpublished excerpt from the Epilogue of "The Return of the King")

I can't wait to see what this beer is gonna do to my ass.

No thanks, that's not my brand.

You can lead a horse to water, but they prefer beer.

Here boy you thirsty?

Hi...

C'mon, kid...the first one's on me...!!

You can lead a horse to water, but it may develop a drinking problem.

That horse whisperer can whisper at me ANY time.

Pegasus went with red bull to get some wings, I think I'll stick with beer.

"You need anything? I'm gonna run to the store."

"So this is why you run around the barn asking why none of the fish in the sea want your wormy?.."

So ya like crappin' in my tackle bag huh? Well why don't I reward you with some ipecac here and see how that goes over?

Yes, I know what that tasted like...and I TOLD you not to drink it.

The wading boot preferred by 9 out of 10 rodeo clowns.

"Though Bill the Poney was never actually heard from again by Bilbo, Pip or any of the other Hobbits, rumors abounded that he had retired to the sunny southern climes, where he enjoyed a steady diet of sea oats and fine, dark ale."

(unpublished excerpt from the Epilogue of "The Return of the King")

I'm telling you, his mane is the perect color to match the hatch. Just gotta get him closer....

New Shoes? I'll drink to that!

"You can have the beer just as soon as you tell me what happened to the guy who was in that empty shoe."

Really dude, pony bottles? We Mustangs drink 40's!!!

Tony the shetland pony called in sick today. He said he was a little horse! We all know he is suffering from the brown bottle flu!

To the tune of White Rabbit, "one beer makes you smaller"

Stop being an ass. I'm tired of picking up after you.

here drink this you seem a little horse

Now, just how am I supposed to drink that?

So that's how they came up with the "pony bottle"

While stopping for a beer break, Bob realized that his wife had fallen off her horse, which was a relief because an hour before he thought he had gone deaf.

Honey I need a new fly rod because I gave the horse non-alcoholic beer and he broke my other one...

okay okay good that isn't a glue bottle.sorry man you have to check these days

Diana Taurasi's arrest video is made public.

Who has their beer goggles on now?

"So...tell me again what you're gonna do after he's on the boat?"

The most interesting horse in the world..."I don't always drink my barley, but when I do I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend...

The real trick to horse whispering is to have a cooler full of beer

If that was a coor's (or budwiser, or miller) I could refill it for you.

Do you have any more?

A real man's best friend drinks beer... So they can recount all the memories they've had and make new ones.

I love wheat in liquid form!

TLC's new series: Alcoholic Ponies Gone Wild

And that my son is how Pony bottles were named.

"Heey WiiiiiiiBbbbeeerrrr I gonna kick your a$S." Yes kids, Mr Ed is drunk again.

Pour out a little liquor for your ponies

" you're supposed to eat your grain ya stupid horse, not drink mine!"

When faced with the evidence of an empty beer bottle, Buttons the Pony old only hang his head in shame.

After drinking the beer he felt like making a speech, but he was a little horse.

Hey Romano! Why don't you stop playing "My Little Pony" and give away that switch rod already?

No wonder he's always waking up in the wrong barn.

"Hey guys.. We could probably trade this horse for a shiny switch rod!"

You can have the beer...just don't take my shoes....

Nice horsey, want a roofy?

I do not have a pro..prob...pra..problem!

sure, im 21.

"[sniff] I'm an open-minded guy, but you're going to wind up in adult diapers if you keep that kind of thing up..."

sh*t take this, that looks like a cop. i don't have time for a ticket, those fish are tailing!

Sorry kratch. You comment wasn't loaded when I wrote mine. Now it looks like I copied. Great minds think alike.

(Horse) "I'm not sure why this drunk guy poured out his beer instead of running away, but its sure gonna hurt when I bite him!"

I like regular barley... How bad coud this be?

Dummy thought I was thirsty....I just came over to check out those sexy legs.

Come on Sea Biscuit... we realy need to win this next race... but i guess one more sip won't hurt

may i need to lose waight dang why are you tempting me with that stop that glug glug glug glug

(donkey)"Man these naked fly fishers must be hammered, they just gave me a ton of their beer, Just cause i look like a donkey doesn't mean I can't drink like a horse!"

I am trying to decide what to do tonight. Should we have sex or should I buy a new fishing rod?

"I never should have wrote 'will work for beer' on my sign. I think this guy is taking advantage of me!"

This is a Norwegian tracking horse, hope he can get a scent off Jeff's beer or maybe his boots....

Hey buddy can you spare a cold one? I had real bad day at the kiddie rides. Some big oaf with funny looking shoes kept digging his knobby knees in my sides and yelling "Giddyup Seabiscuit!"

because real studs drink beer...

Honey, I need this new switch rod because it will more consistantly catch fish here in Steelhead Alley thus making it much more likly that I will be able to bring home dinner to prepare for you.

"I have a nag at home that said I drink too much beer, and now this!?!"

"I ask my buddy for studs for my new wading boots and look who shows up first in line."

The most interesting horse in the world....I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink does horsies.

"Pony Bottle!"

"Even with Tim standing there wearing nothing but a pair of wading boots, all Trigger could manage to see was the last delicious bottle of beer, turned upside down,...empty."

Tim couldn't remember where he was or how he got there but "man, that freakin' pony can party!"

Wearing my boots and drinking my last beer?

"Tim, It's ten o'clock in the morning, man. Look at you!"

Alright Mr. Ed, now try to put them boots on.

It may be that 24 pack I drank, but I think that chick is checking me out.

I prefer my beer without the gravel thank you.

I'm gunna have to cut you off Barney.

Honey, we need a new flyrod because it's for us, our relationship, our time after the youngest leaves for college next year, you know, it's for us.