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May 14, 2013
Caption Contest: Win a Stormr Typhoon Jacket
By Tim Romano
You all know how this works. Write the funniest/wittiest caption to the image above and we'll pick a winner next Wednesday, the 22nd of May. This time the winner gets a Stormr Typhoon Jacket.
Good Luck and get writing.
Last one down buys the brews
"And finally, all the years Tim spent practicing to not spill a beer when he fell in the bar paid off."
If it gets Jeter to base faster, it'll get me to the water faster!
When you're guiding an MLB scout, you can't NOT bust out your best slide into home.
Mix of base ball and flyfishing
I always remember the advance about staying low and but cannot remember how fast I am support to move.
When the fish are rising, forget about casting before you put a foot in the water and slide right in.
Warrantied waders are a must, reason #19.
I'm not really good at using this fly rod but I'm putting my best foot forward
Taking "The early bird gets the worm" to a whole new level.
Got a call from Obama on my cell phone, and he told me to "Stand Down!"
...and I'll teach you - teach you - teach you - I'll teach you The Alaskan Slide...(boogie woogie woogie!)
After numerous futile attempts, Bill came to the conclusion that life in a snow globe was not suited to the outdoorsman.
After watching ospreys catch trout after trout while he sat fishless, Tim decided to emulate the birds with a "Falcon Kick" for rainbow trout
The National Basefishing League went defunct after a lackluster first season.
4 planes, 24h hours travel, sea trout sighting in the Rio and I finally got a broken ankle before the first cast...
You should have seen the size of it! It was literally dragging me in after it.
Anyone got any duct tape or Aquaseal?
An extreme outdoorsman who goes all out in both the field and the stream!
I guess he decided to go with the aggressive presentation.
Give me the slip Please!
Always protect the rod!
Can't wait to wet a line
BMX pro decides to go flyfishing.
Hey ya'll!... Watch this!
DANGER! FALLING FISHERMAN AHEAD!
I have to get that bream no matter what it takes.. first fish I've caught all week !
Grab on, were going flying!
Talk about skid marks!
FALL is his favorite month to fish.....
Field and X-Stream Fishing!
extreme fishing bro!
i'll show you how to catch a fish!
Ah, the classic Bru Lee method of flying kick fishing.
"And this is the, Kung-Fu Downhill Double Haul."
These waders have an unconditional warranteeeeeee!
Slip and slide: trout bum style
FALL is his favorite time of year to fish!
Lousy, rotten felt shoes...
In this episode of Mythbusters: Does stealth really matter in fly-fishing?
He could never do the electric slide but he's perfected the fly fisherman two step.
Wait! I thought you said Cabela's had a lifetime guarantee.
Never miss a chance to make a good fishing story.
I told him they were waterproof waders, he thought I said rock proof!
Trying the Chuck Norris fly fishing video series. Stun him with a drop kick, the stick 'em right in the lip.
"I'd like to solve the puzzle...MIKE-TROUT-FISHING!"
Before taking on asian carp, its best to practice your flying leg kicks
Romano's take on the roll cast
Comin' in hot!
How did they get the water to stay sideways?
Jeremy Wade's first try at catching Rainbow Trout with fly gear didn't go so well.....
"Ahhh, get me in there!"
Last one down's a rotten egg, fish egg that is.
Just as Biathlon combines Target Shooting and Cross-Country Skiing, the emerging sport of Anklesprain combines Break Dancing and Fly Fishing.
The trout were really hitting those Bumbling White Oaf un-emergers that afternoon.
Me first! I saw it first!
WHAT!?!?! ME? Slip an fall down this river bank, scrap myself up, tear my waiters on a sharp rock, scare the fish and maybe break my pole???? ME???? You must be out of your mi............. OooooooOooooooooooooo.....Ooooooooo .....damn!
Taking the fun way down!!
He's dead, Jim!
First one in the water catches the first fish!
Slide Tackle... you're doing it wrong.
Even the fanciest waders don't come with airbags!
Field and stream made "fall" trout fishing sound so fun...
Careful, mate..walking AND chewing gum...!?!
"That darn bass made me fall on my ass"
just a bit closer and... dammit
Q: What happens when you slide tackle a river? A: Experience is the best teacher on that one pal.
If a man falls in the river and there is someone there to photograph it, does it make a funny picture? I think the world may now know.
I think that made ESPN top 40. Lets watch the replay and... pause.
@TAMMY...my Uncle blew me away when he showed me his check for $3800. In ONE month!!. He works on the computer and got a job thru this site Jobk3.comp:)
Out wondering the desert and anxious to try out his new fly rod, he thought he'd spotted the perfect river. Just when he was about to jump in, he realized it was just another black top road bringing his dream to a screeching halt!!!
When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam...(you know what's next)
Dropped the last beer! i'll get it !
"Ive always wanted to try this from Romancing the Stone"
follow me to the fish
Darn it. I have been practicing that slide for over two years and now I have really screwed it up.
Wwwwwwhhhhhaaaaatttttt? OK now what do you want?
Don't go ninjin' no body that don't need ninjin! A JUDY CHOPPY!
He's rounding the bank going for the river he slides and he is...SAFE
There! Now they're breathable.
MIT scientists have recently discovered the deadly effects of trapped methane gas. After 3 gas station breakfast burritos Bob wasn't taking any chances.
it was at this point of the trip when he remembered what his doctor had told him about taking it easy on his knewly replaced hip.
She wouldn't take my subtle presentation, so I gave her the roundhouse!
When you absolutely, positively, have an itch that needs scratching and haven't the time to undo your waders, well, a man will do what a man has to do.
Hey FISH! Where do you think you are going with my lucky fly.
Keep that rod tip up!!
"So close to the water...yet so far away..." the hornet chuckles, after locking in on the intruder.
Quick, Get Down! My wife is driving by!
Here is Ted “skip-jack” Mac Grew demonstrating his new aggressive overhead fly casting technique, the “Two point – one handed - single leg tuck” also known as the “Shock & Awe”. In building up enough momentum, Ted can gently place a fly at the far bank otherwise un-accessible.
...he still has a few bugs to work out.
And dying next to your favorite river many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the flies you've lost, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell those high holers that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FIIIIIIIIIISH!
According to Hank Patterson "Fly Fishing" Magazine's Guide of the Year"; only the freshest rocks from an avalanche are used when trying to get a hatch going for Rock Bass. Do this another 500 times and they should really be biting.
You might have beat me to the pool, but you lost a pair of waders. Winning.
For those who say fishing isn't a sport... Go ahead. Try it.
I have notified Major League Baseball that I have passed on their offer and we wish them well going forward.
You put your left arm in, you put your right leg out, you put your fly rod in, and ya shake it all about...
Don't text and slide!
Fly'in in to fish.
Forget the rod, let me show you guys how to kick fish.
He was determined this wouldn't be "the one that got away"
I swear coach, I had that slide down.
Every time I go fishing, something has to go wrong. If it is not one thing it is another.
You should have seen that fish.
The fish was so strong, it took my feet out of underneath of me.
Jim went after a pop fly going deep.
you should see that cameraman going down...
fishes are bitin'
how chuck norris gets the best spot at the river
Hold my beer and watch this!
Not expecting a strike on the back cast Ralph failed to properly position his feet.
It's ok, I saw Bear Grylls do this down a mountain in Asia. I'm NOT going to drink my pee though.
Now that's what I call a rookie move!
Once he tried it, Elmer fell hard for the sport of flyfishing.
Elmer's fly fishing trips were legendary and, he always made a big splash at the local fishing hole.
Phil's first and last day of trout fishing this year was a flop.
water...A man's best friend when you forget your toilet paper and you've stained your waders
So all of a sudden Uncle Si was flying through the air attempting to round house kick the grizzly who was stealing his catch; I thought he would eventually grow out of that stage in his life. As you can tell, I was wrong.
He doesn't have much time. He told his wife he was mowing the lawn.
Jon may not have been the first one up that morning, but by God he was going to be the first one to the secret spot
Sometimes, when the angler goes for the slide, it's the trout who will be out.
There not getting to my spot before me today.
Basefishing: Mix between two of the best American past times, although when paired isn't all that great.
"HEY, Charlie----I got a Whopper!!"
that's what the fish said!
Everytime we take Dave fishing hes always gotta be the first one to the water.
Mikes always got good fishing spots, the danger is getting there.
IM UP! IM IN! IM LEEROOOOOYYYY JENKINS!
This was the day he learned boots are only as waterproof as they are tall.
They may say that hockey players make good fishermen, but baseball players are better.
spiking might be illegal in baseball, but its not in fishing.
"There is a hush over the crowd as Tim fails to stick his dismount."
" Suddenly, Tim has a flashback and begins to breakdance like he's never danced before."
"Who says Spey fishing isn't a dangerous sport?"
Nickens puts a pretty good SWING into this one and there's a FLY ball, this one might be just deep enough, folks. Romano DRIFTS under it and HAULS it in TWO-HANDED. Now Cermele's off from third... Here's Romano's throw... Looks like we're going to have a SPEY at the plate!
Do not try this at home kids, I am a professional! later dudes, Let her rip, hang ten...Ahhh!!!
Slip slidin away! Man that was fun!
HIDE!!! The government said they are taking our fishing poles next!!
I'm just practicin' for next year when X-Games adds flyfishing to its lineup!
Opening Day Trout Season.
When you want to really get away from the crowds on the river, try Heli-fishing some high mountain lakes!
He's gonna have to explain to his in-laws why he was able to hold on to his fly rod and not their daughter.
"SAFE!" A great "hook' slide!
Crouching Tiger, Flying Salmon
There he goes! Romano is attempting to steal home-waters!! and he is...Safe!!!
Now thats what you call a fishing Trip!!!
if i knock enough rocks into the water, i might not have to get my feet wet because i will have a little fishing pier of rocks
A cane pole might be some help.
Keep your tip up!
Everything goes downhill when the cameras rolling.
What are they biting? ...dust
Everybody was Kung Fu fishing
"The path of least resistance"
Despite excelling his survival training class, Bob panicked when he mistook a yellow bellied marmot for a wolverine.
Ahhhhh, you said SIDEcast.
try this Mr. I-won't-eat-your-fly.
Move aside, I'm here to stomp out invasive species.
it may be time for new boots?
Breaking News: Pete Rose is now attempting to make it into the Fishing Hall of Fame with the same hustle that he was so famous for on the baseball diamond!
Slide and Fly Fishing Outfitters: for the Active Angler. For rates call us at 1-800-FLY-GUYS!(Medical Waivers Required)
Those browns are called "sea-run", not "river-slide"!
You might be a redneck....... when cross-training involves a fishing hole!
Drag too tight.
"Yup what could go wrong with a harness?" He thought.
Fly-fishing..... BS..... bought all this gear and still can't get off the ground!
Uh...... shoulda watched the whole video on how to roll cast.
Did that guide say "tippet" or "topple"?
Gravity. It's a law we can live with.
Jimmy, hold my hand and...Jimmy?
Why did you have to push me?
I had to catch it on camera.
Who thought it would be funny to push me down?
All was going according to plan until the horse fly being used snagged a literal horse.
Cabin fever was too much for him...
I never have fully grasped the skills required for fly fishing...
Fishing is for REEL men.
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