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June 30, 2009

Petzal: Which Blade Switchblade? *

By David E. Petzal

I’m fond of dumb crap because there’s so much of it spewing forth every day, and particularly of old dumb crap because it has a nice comfortable feel to it. This past week I encountered some authentic mid-1950s vintage ordure, courtesy of U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

Back in the 50s, juvenile delinquency was seen as a major threat to the republic, so Senator Estes Kefauver of Tennessee decided to outlaw the principal weapon of the JD, the switchblade knife. (Senator Kefauver was also hell on comic books; that gives you some idea.) Accordingly in1958, we were treated to Public Law 85-623, which made illegal both gravity knives and spring-operated knives. As with most laws of this type, it had no effect on anything and was ignored by nearly everyone.

Now, as illegal people by the thousand and contraband weed by the ton pour across our borders, CPB has decided to save us by decreeing that any knife which can be opened with one hand qualifies as a switchblade. Not to worry, says CPB, this rule will apply only to imported cutlery, conveniently ignoring the fact that all major knifemakers rely on imports from Italy, German, Japan, China, and Formosa.

The real danger in this s**t is that Customs agents, taking their cue from TSA agents, are going to decide for themselves what is and isn’t illegal, and you may find that the Buck Model 110 at your belt is a switchblade because somewhere, someone has figured out how to get it open with one hand.

My advice is to either start drinking heavily, because there is no hope left, or write to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, inquiring if her agency lacks for some useful way to occupy its time. Then, go out and buy several one-hand-openers.
 
*In the manner of the “Where wolf?, There wolf.” Scene from “Young Frankenstein.”

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from Elmer Fudd wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

when I was a kid, people didn't smuggle drugs back when they went to Mexico, they smuggled cherry bomb fireworks and these swithchblades.

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from Mark-1 wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats". - H. L. Mencken

Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the Truth.

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I've got to say, the number of harmless tasks that I perform on a day to day basis that may not require, but are certainly easier to juggle with a one hand opening pocketknife are legion. They're a useful tool. The natural end to this is that all tire irons must be wrapped with 4 inches of visible orange foam and locked in a case at your house which you will be permitted to have someone open and drive the thing to you only after calling homeland security and awaiting a permit.
How young is too young to be this cynical?

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I propose that we support this legislation, with the rider that a fixed blade knife not to exceed 9" in blade length worn on the belt is permitted anywhere in America in the possession of a citizen. It'll save me opening the thing when I need to do something and won't scare people with it's apparent stealth.

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Forget my last post. A folder with a pocket clip is just too useful.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Hey Petzal, I think you found that switchblade I lost back in the 70's.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Ya know how "they" think. "Let's start small with pocket knifes, then we can start taking their firearms next".

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from idahooutdoors wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Laws, Laws, Laws, we need more laws... Now when I am drowning because an anchor line is wrapped around one arm, giving me only one hand to open my knife, I know who to blame.... "What Knifes are used every day to save lives, no that can't be true".......a knife that can't be easily opened is about worthless, might as well just plan on chewing through things...

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from duckcreekdick wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

The state of Colorado already has some sort of knife ban on the books because I cannot buy from Sportman's Guide any knife with a blade long enough to be called a knife. I think some mail order outlets pay attention to this "law" and others do not.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Thanks for that bit of history Dave. Just yesterday I was trying to explain to my 11 year old WHY switchblades were illegal and for the life of me couldn't come up with a rational answer. Your history lesson solves the mystery and also explains why my mother (sort of a J Edgar Hooverite) forbade me from owning or looking at comic books. The blade in the photo is the one that was "so cool and popular" when I was a kid. My sister's boyfriend had one.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Of late, I have taken to gene pool management by better means. You have to get within arm's distance to use a switchblade. Not so with a Smith & Wesson. I'm tired of those POS knives from China or wherever anyway.

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from s-kfry wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Carney,

While you have an answer on why switchblades are illegal I don't think it is in any way "rational".

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

OHHHHH NICE BLADE I SOOOO WANT ONE:D:D:D
My leathermans blades open with one hand, just use the thumb on the blade and push the right way and it swings into place with a satisfying click.. is it next to go????
What about the thongs?? they can pinch u real nasty too!!
First they take washington then they take your cutlery:P

(study history and notice that when everyone carried dirks and daggers people where more curteous to each other..:P)(if u didnt u where peasant and downtrodden and could be pushed around by nobles with laughable haircuts:P)

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from nerffodder wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I found out about switchblades awhile ago, and i was so pissed when I found that they where illegal. Its just so stupid, and my parents agree with it! They always counter with the phrase "Why would you need a (insert cool usefull somewhat dangerous object here), you just really dont need one." Though this can be true, its no reason to outlaw stuff. Now I need to return to my struggle. (Must resist socialist parents.)

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from focusfront wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Nice job, Dave. It's all based on ignorance. Butterfly knives (I mean the Filipino types with the swinging handles, not the Chinese short swords) are also illegal, and why? Unless you are Dan Inosanto, they are actually a pretty fiddly type of knife. I can get one of my Spydercos out of my pocket and be using it in the time it takes the average butterfly knifer to finish twirling the handles. But somebody somewhere once told a liberal at a cocktail party that butterfly knives were dangerous, so now you can't legally carry one. Will I now have to give up my Leatherman Waves because their blades lock open, too?

People, this is just one more call to action. Obama recently spent your kids' inheritance; think he can't take away the guns and knives you want to leave them as well? It nauseates me to say this, but we have to play politics better than we have been. We ALL have to start making calls, writing letters, and supporting the few candidates who are in our corner WITH CASH. We need to write letters to the editor. Every decent sized town in the USA will have a Tea Party this July 4th; be there. And if you have not joined the NRA, what are you waiting for?

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from MaxPower wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

This sort of thing angers, but does not surprise me. A few years back, while working in a gun shop, I sold a small folding Buck knife to a couple who was visiting the States from England.

They were so excited as they explained to me how such folding knives were illegal in England, and had been for some time (though there was no restriction on buying large kitchen knives).

Imagine, going into a gun store and being happy just to be able to buy a 2 inch pocket knife.

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Several decades back, I remember one way around this. People sold a "switchblade comb". Just like the knife above, except the blade was a skinny comb. Some kits also included a knife blade, and instructions (where permitted by law, of course) on how to swap them.

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Switchblades seem a little femimine to me, a 14" Kabar bowie is easily opened with one hand and is a lot more intimidating.

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from ken.mcloud wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Here's what I don't get.

How is a folding knife any more dangerous than fixed blade knife?

Seriously, if a fight were to break out, a fixed blade knife would be even more dangerous since it takes exactly zero seconds to open.

I might be willing to accept laws like this if they could tell me how anyone, anyone at all is made safer by them...

...but they can't do it

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from Hunter Savage wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

i will stick to my a.g. Russel camp knives . as crocodile Dundee said now thats a knife . great for hacking thick branches and arms off

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from bnorth1 wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Good thing my assisted opening Kershaw is made in the USA.

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Does that mean I can't eat steak with a steak knife because it can be "opened" with one hand? I hate over regulatory governments.

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from Bella wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I agree this is stupid, I too have a Leatherman Wave that is usually with me with the thumbhole slot so you can open it with one hand. Even so, I cannot imagine anybody seriously attempting to use it as a weapon. I have knives I can snap open, including a version of that #110 in german silver and damascus steel (Old Parker Edwards Blade). That one walks and talks, but admittedly it is so precious I don't tend to take it out. I feel undressed without a knife and have carried one nearly continuously since I was 10 or 11. I have only pulled a knife once in a fight and was fortunate not to have to use it (but it was 2 to me and I needed to up the ante). People are scared of knives and usually the folks who ain't never been cut are more fearful than people who have been cut. I been cut once, and I've seen people get cut up bad and had to clean up after the EMT's left. Sometimes life in the big city gets tough in a hurry, I feel fortunate not to have to live in urban environment anymore (Ain't natural, like Ratopolis). Still bans on knives are silly, I understand the Brits have banned essentialy any blade with a point on it including kitchen knives! Bobbies don't wear Kevlar vests, they wear anti-stab vests. As they can never eliminate the supply of knives capable of stabbing people (unless the make grinders illegal too) they must intend to use it as a ploy to add additional charges to arrests and therefore be more certain of being able to convict circumstantial arrestees of Something.
There is an interesting paradigm with weapons, that is the oldest weapons of humankind never became obsolete. Men still throw rocks even in modern war. In many parts of the world hunters still carry spears, some states are even proposing Atl- Atl deer seasons. So it is with knives, the oldest kinds of knives are still created and are still used. While you wouln't find many bronze or copper blades, flint blades and obsidian blades are still being knapped and still have an edge keener than a razor. The deadliest weapon in the world isn't the AK or M4, it is the machete, which kills more every year than either 5.45 or 5.56mm bullets. Still this is no reason to ban machetes, there is no more useful tool for dense brush or jungle. Dudes in suits who never set foot in mud should never dictate what tools a working person needs to have to hand, especially merely because tribesfolk a continent away use what they have to hand for settling scores. I doubt Napolitano will ever go near the jungle in her Italian heels.
The biggest reason banning knives is dumb is because improvised weapons that outdo knives are so ready to hand. A 3 or 4 foot length of heavy chain or even just a broomstick will usually trump pocketknives any day of the week unless the knifeman has actually had some training (unlikely unless the dude is a former SEAL or Spec Ops). I went toe to toe with this Morrocan SOB once who had a damn steak knife, I had a bokken and I was ready to go to town on that b-stard and I guess he saw that look in my eye, 'cause he wilted like a flower (and remember he had the knife). But hey, I train...
At any rate the thing that wins the fight is the spirit in the fighter, weapons or not, and that is why banning one handed opening pocket knives is just unrealistic.

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from snowninja wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

That's it, I'm cancelling my credit cards, changing my name, and moving to a remote section of the mountains. With all of the problems in the world, why do the beuraucrats focus on this stuff?? It's like my grandpa told me, if someone's wanting to kill someone, their going to do it, be it with a gun, knife, bat, car, or frying pan. When .5% of the world is composed of bad people, why punish the other 95.5% of us? It's just like the pay before you pump gas stations. I will purposefully drive to a different station that will trust me to put in my gas, go inside get a Dr. Pepper and then pay. But that's a whole other rant...

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

" Who is allowed to carry a switchblade knive? A one armed man"-
Retired cop
Really-
Is this all our legislators have to worry about? Remember the KTW or teflon coated bullets that the media hyped the publin about a few years back? How may crooks really look for these type bullets to kill with? Kinda like the crooks that actually carry switchblades!

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from whiteriverguide1 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I'm going to buy a couple of future replacement Kershaws. They are faster than a switchblade! Best knife I've ever owned for the money. And they stand behind them. My knife one day night save my life or someone elses. I'll wear it proudly.

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from Skeeb wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

A while back, I may or may not have owned a switch blade. After I might have had it a while, I founf that they are not dangerous unless you use them for harm. Nonetheless, after a few "close calls" with Scranton's finest (and possibly being put on probation) I decided to sell it to save myself alot of trouble. The thing is, they are fun to fool around with but after a while, they get boring and if you carry it around, alot of worrying.

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from buckstopper wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I still have my brothers "throwing knife" with a boot scabbard he picked up in Tiajuana back in '66. Didn't Cookie from 77 Sunset Strip(click,click) use a switchblade comb. You can't get a genuine Uncle Henry UH835 made in USA any more. What will I whittle with in my old age? A SEALPUP.

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from Chuck T wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Dave, are you kidding me? You mean the $40 CRKT M-16 knife I use daily to sharpen carpenters pencils, cut rope, open packages, etc. is going to be banned because I can open it with one hand? That is truly ridiculous! Our country is moving more and more toward being like England and other Socialist countries. Sorry, got to go and load more 30 round magazines...

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from hardwoodjdc wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Maybe we should check with O.J. about the merits of a fixed blade vs. assisted opening?

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from ishawooa wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Looks like I will have to go back to my old Case Stockman, you know the kind that breaks your thumbnail while you are trying to open the damned thing.

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from nc30-06 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

This government is out of control. If the liberal supporters don't wake up soon, even they won't have any "rights". Come on people, lets fight to stop the insanity. Our freedoms are being stolen from us one by one, starting with things that on one level are laughable, but then progressing to actual important things like our freedom which this country USED to be based on.

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from MidMichHunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Ya know what I think, Aw hell, never mind, it really don't make a difference anymore now dose it? "This" is the change we can believe in. Only 3.5 more years, We can make it, we can make it, we can make it. God I hope we can make it...

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from Big C wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I will show them...I may just start walking around with my knife open all of the time. If I never sloe it then I will not have to worry about using two hands to open it.

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from Big C wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

That was suppose to be "close" it. Apparently I can't think sarcasm and type it at the same time.

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

And I bet you $20 that at least one of those morons wanting this law to pass has owned a 1 hand opening knife.
The problem I see, is that even though a 1 handed opener is "Dangerous" what about a fixed blade? Hey, I can pull my Ka-Bar out of it's sheath with one hand, does that mean its illegal? Because that parring knife in my kitchen can be pulled out of its block with 1 hand mean I can only cook with a butter knife? wait... I can pull a butter knife out of a drawer with 1 hand, can't use that either...

See a problem? anyone?

Now, what these people don't realize is, if you really wanted to, someone could kill you with almost anything.
Does this mean I have to walk around with my hands cuffed behind my back because I could beat you up or hurt you with them? Does that mean I cant own a letter opener, a car, a beer in a glass bottle (if over 21), and many other things? Face it, no matter what you ban, if that person wants it that bad, he could buy it from a black market or something. All Obama (And anyone else banning stuff) is doing, is taking it away from people that use these as a tool, not something to harm someone.

AP

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from elmer f. wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

it seems such a shame, that with all the REAL problems in this country, we have some people, that are supposed to be looking out for the well being of this country, that have all this power, and they do stupid shi* with it. it is like the C.E.O. of Boeing changing out the floor mats in the entryway of one of their airhangars. if they would put some of their energy into adressing the real problems that affect every day life in this country, instead of worrying about who can do waht with what knife, we may just be able to salvage this country. in the hands of our current leaders, it looks rather doubtful to me. so my money is going to buy gunpowder, bullets, primers, brass, and whiskey!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Never take a Knife to a gun fight!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Yes, sir. Use the other hand to open your Motorola Flip Phone to dial 911 to get the aid car there before you bleed to death from the gunshot wounds you are about to receive for trasnsitioning the fight from knife to gun!

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from Paul Wilke wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I had one of those switchblades (breifly) back in the fifties and a butterfly knife after I threw the switchblade away. Tossed the butterfly also ( lousey steel in each of them and a useless cutting edge).
After those I finally ffixed on a Camillus muskrat skinner (bouble serpentine 3" blade) that I carry to this day. One blade is sharp the other is SHARP. I use the sharp blade for every day things and reserve the SHARP blade for special occasions. Works for me and the switchblade and butterfly never did. Now I hear that Camillus is out of businese, I have one in my pocket and one in the dresser drawer in it's original box, hope thats enough.

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from Zermoid wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Butterfly knives are illegal too now? Since when? I've been carrying one for over 20 years, and have a NIB spare one if this one ever breaks, takes under 1 second to open it if you know what you are doing, unless you are one of these damn fool showoffs spinning it a few dozen times while opening it.

And really, I carry a 1911A1, why worry about the knife I carry, really?

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from wingshooter54 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

And confiscating knives which can be opened with one hand will accomplish what? How will this stop the illegal aliens, drug smuggling and resulting violence? I do not know what kind of Governor Napolitano was, but she is a complete blithering idiot as director of homeland security. Elections are coming up in a year and a half. If people don't get out and vote some of these morons out of office then, nothing will be changed in the next presidential election either.

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from libertyfirst wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

There is only one way to comment about this government stupidity. BS-more BS. I'm a carpenter. My crew and I use our folding knives every day. For us and millions like us they are work tools. WHO IS STEERING THE SHIP!!!!!!
WHERE IS THE INTELLECT AND COMMON SENSE IN THIS GOVERNMENT?????? WHICH FOOLS OUT THESE VOTED FOR THESE IDIOTS!!!!

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I met a guy yesterday that said he was in Nam in some sort of K9 unit and now if he owned any dog it was considered a weapon... they're coming after our dogs next. He had a real nice Colt AR15 and a pump shotgun with an 18" barrel and the only markings I could find on it said USMC.

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from fj40nut@yahoo.com wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

These dumb*ss politicians need to look in there own pocket. A set of keys or an ink pen can also be a deadly weapon if you know what you are doing with it. What will they and the lobbyist think of next. Hey wait there is an idea outlaw lobbyist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

That does it! The Kershaws go into the PVC pipe to be stored with the guns and from now on I will only carry the Benchmade 4" drop point which is faster and a whole lot bigger than the Kershaws!

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from Johnny 3 K wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

So here I am, stopped at a car accident. The women in the passenger seat is banged up and bleeding badly. I can't get the seat belt off and can't stop the bleeding in the groin. Do I stop to try to open my penknife with the tiny nail nick or do I use my imported German swithcblade? I used the fast opener, cut the belt and we were able to slow the bleeding until the EMTs got there.
True story.

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from Vagabond wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Gun Control, Knife Control, Tobacco control, whatever control. It's about CONTROL. Mandatory helmets on bicycle riders and no sunny side up eggs in New Jersey. Now they are proposing outlawing certain fats. I am afraid we are seeing the true soul of the socialist here. Some call then liberals, but they are "Social" Progressives at their finest. Well almost. Once upon a time the same folks proposed forced sterilization of certain people - back in Woodrow Wilsons day. Wasn't that actually done by another "socialist" leader with fantastic charisma and blindly obedient followers?

More freedoms will be lost to evolutionary change than revolutionary change. "When they came for the Gypsies, I said nothing because I wasn't a Gypsy."

As for me, well, I keep thinking, "There they go again..." I sure miss Ronald Reagan. Hell, Hillary is starting to look good about now...Someone help me!

The public owned range where I shoot most often has a "lightning warning system" that was installed at a cost of over $50,000. I can proudly say that not one person has been hit by lightning since it was installed three years ago. That's the same number as were hit in the 25 years before it was installed...where does it end?

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I've carried a pocket knife since I was 5 or 6 yrs old as growing up on a farm it was a useful tool. I yetcarry a small case knif unless I'm hunting, then I carry a one-hand open sheath knife, as nevr know when one had will be busy and need your knife. That TSA bunch would not know a knife from a axe. Example true fax. I have 2 replaced hips and a sheet of plastic called MArlex that covers my innerds . Last fall flew to Denver, C0 and had to go to a private room and strip to prove my point. Was worse in Missoula,MT on return flight, thought I was gonna be taken to jail. Missed my flightby 2 hrs ad then had to wait 6 hrs for another flight, Airline did give me 2 l50.00 vouchers to be used in 12 months for my rouble. Only trouble is I can;t go this year and they will not extend the Vouchers for another year. The Airlines was NWA,. Hopefully can drive out next year with 2 other Buddies and forget the Damn planes. Now I understand you got to pre-check your luggage prior to checking in or more cost. Cost of luggage now is first piece is l5.00;2nd is 35 dollars; third is l00.00 and thats eac way and applies to your wife asm well. uggage now cost as much as tickets. At 74 ys old, I would like to drive out one lst time and see the screnery one last time. Shoot-um-straight and often,

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from saigonjohn wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

So, What's next? Being an ex-serviceman/woman will become suspect and illegal? Didn't HLS just put out a bulletin about that? First it was blade length and now it's one handed operation. I've carried a knife ever since I was old enough to out run a cow, it was considered normal for a farm boy to have one.

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from shane wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Ishawooa - I'm with you. Haha. Are we seriously going to be stuck with those things? Seriously? Come on.

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from ranger2 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I could have come up with a lot of great and witty points as to why this law is so stupid, but I would only be re-iterating many other great comments, and doing something useless with my time... useless- like banning one hand operational pocket knives. So, I will not say anything else that is not necessary.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Seems like every knife that can be opened with one hand now-a-days is being declared illegal and extremely dangerous... maybe they will require a childproof lock and two hand operation knives next.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Dr. Ralph

Sounds like your friend is a thief and a bit dinky dow in the brain cavity group.

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from CONGOKURT wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I for one love this bit of doubletalk. It lets us know what idiots we have 'watching out for our safety'. I sure do not want someone coming at me with one of those Kershaw "SpeedSafe" knives especially when I have my legal carry sidearm at hand which also is capable of one hand operation.Hmmmmm, I wonder about that since I also carry the dreaded one handed opening knife as second nature and use it for almost everything. Now, my quandry; what do I do ? If this happens, do I call Homeland Security to get their advice as to what I should do ? Since I have been lucky so far and it has not happened yet, do I wait until it happens and then call and explain the situation ? Will they raid my home to confiscate the fearsome one-handed opening weapon of mass destruction? Even though I know my rights with conceal carry, if I have this WMD knife also with me, does this cancel out the use of my firearm ? Perhaps calling Al Gore since both items have metals in them and their production must have contributed to global warming.. he may have the best answer of all !!!

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from CONGOKURT wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I for one love this bit of doubletalk. It lets us know what idiots we have 'watching out for our safety'. I sure do not want someone coming at me with one of those Kershaw "SpeedSafe" knives especially when I have my legal carry sidearm at hand which also is capable of one hand operation.Hmmmmm, I wonder about that since I also carry the dreaded one handed opening knife as second nature and use it for almost everything. Now, my quandry; what do I do ? If this happens, do I call Homeland Security to get their advice as to what I should do ? Since I have been lucky so far and it has not happened yet, do I wait until it happens and then call and explain the situation ? Will they raid my home to confiscate the fearsome one-handed opening weapon of mass destruction? Even though I know my rights with conceal carry, if I have this WMD knife also with me, does this cancel out the use of my firearm ? Perhaps calling Al Gore since both items have metals in them and their production must have contributed to global warming.. he may have the best answer of all !!!

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from 007 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Prior to the assault weapons ban I had no desire for that type of firearm but when the ban hit, life was no longer livable without one. Now I find myself with a burning urge for a "switchblade". Probably never take it out of the house but I still need one now.

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Dr.Ralph-
I would have to agree with WA Mtnhunter that your friend is a bit dinky dow, and would go on to point out that if he doesn't even know the proper designation for dog units, probably did not ever see Viet Nam, or if he did, only from behind a typewriter or some other REMF occupation.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Listen up peeps. just got to make yall aware that this isnt a ban on technology at all. its all about and have allways been about CONTROL.. the more the powers that be can control and micromanage yall the better your performances as corporate zombies are.. the more docile and sheeplike u all are.. "dont want sheep having sharp teeth and claws now do we??" gonna cause problems come fleecing time..
The means to get the control by very few people over many is to roust public support of "sensible"causes..
u can see this trend in almost all aspect of life nowadays, not just weaponry..
WAKE THE HECK UP FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Gun control, tobacco control, life control, what about Asshole control??? seems like there is NO control on those, they can just run rapant and do whatever they want to!!!.

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from tim_carter3 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Well, why should we follow all these laws anyways? The gangsters and thugs that carry these knives and use them for bad, aren't going to follow all these laws anyways. Hello, how hard is it to figure out that no matter what lawmakers do to prohibit these things, because it is to easy to open. Come on now people, I have no idea how many times I have used my knife for things that could have been messy. For example, when I was in a car that flipped over, I used my knife to cut the jammed seatbelt. I mean come on people, knives don't kill people, people kill people.

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from BamaHunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Sigh..............where will it end?

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from Scott in Ohio wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

This is an Incredibility dumb rule.

One question though. How many of you bloggers actually believe that the employees in the U.S. Customs and Border Protection change as a result of the new Presidential administration?

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from ltmssbb wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

out of all the knives i have one can not be opened with one hand. so what do?

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

We continue to loose our life's control by Idiots who want to show us they Boss. I own a fewe one hand open knives for hunting along with my MARBLES Sheath knife, now I'm gonna buy a Switch Blade for the Hell of it. Go to any Flea MArket and can buy all you can carry starting at about 2.95. But like guns, I want a nice one, maybe Ivory handle and a Carbon Blade that will stay sharp. If you really want to get Pissed, try flying these days and attempt to take your hunting gear on that plane. By far cheaper and Insured to ship by UPS or Fed X and no questions asked as of contents. Who ever heard of checking your luggage prior to you checking in and get your boarding pass. Never will I ship my guns unless it goes on the plane with me, and it very well could if TSA gives you a hard time and delays allowing you to pass. Your Guns could be in Tim_BUCK-2 and you in Denver or port of Orgin. Back to switch blades, I thought Switch Blades were standard attair fo a certan segement of our society. Bet 99% have one Now, shoot-um-straight and throw that switch blade straight as well. Look out, here comes Rambo Jr.

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from BigKill.com wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I can open just about any knife with one hand.. WTF is going on? lol what a joke.. look no one is going to listen to this crap. what a waste of time

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

O but what fun to read about all the dumb asses we got on this Blog including me.But is yet better than watching the re-runs of years gon3 by. Reminds me I'm gonna get as want to see the re-run of Lonesome Dove.

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from Mark-1 wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats". - H. L. Mencken

Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the Truth.

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from Bella wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I agree this is stupid, I too have a Leatherman Wave that is usually with me with the thumbhole slot so you can open it with one hand. Even so, I cannot imagine anybody seriously attempting to use it as a weapon. I have knives I can snap open, including a version of that #110 in german silver and damascus steel (Old Parker Edwards Blade). That one walks and talks, but admittedly it is so precious I don't tend to take it out. I feel undressed without a knife and have carried one nearly continuously since I was 10 or 11. I have only pulled a knife once in a fight and was fortunate not to have to use it (but it was 2 to me and I needed to up the ante). People are scared of knives and usually the folks who ain't never been cut are more fearful than people who have been cut. I been cut once, and I've seen people get cut up bad and had to clean up after the EMT's left. Sometimes life in the big city gets tough in a hurry, I feel fortunate not to have to live in urban environment anymore (Ain't natural, like Ratopolis). Still bans on knives are silly, I understand the Brits have banned essentialy any blade with a point on it including kitchen knives! Bobbies don't wear Kevlar vests, they wear anti-stab vests. As they can never eliminate the supply of knives capable of stabbing people (unless the make grinders illegal too) they must intend to use it as a ploy to add additional charges to arrests and therefore be more certain of being able to convict circumstantial arrestees of Something.
There is an interesting paradigm with weapons, that is the oldest weapons of humankind never became obsolete. Men still throw rocks even in modern war. In many parts of the world hunters still carry spears, some states are even proposing Atl- Atl deer seasons. So it is with knives, the oldest kinds of knives are still created and are still used. While you wouln't find many bronze or copper blades, flint blades and obsidian blades are still being knapped and still have an edge keener than a razor. The deadliest weapon in the world isn't the AK or M4, it is the machete, which kills more every year than either 5.45 or 5.56mm bullets. Still this is no reason to ban machetes, there is no more useful tool for dense brush or jungle. Dudes in suits who never set foot in mud should never dictate what tools a working person needs to have to hand, especially merely because tribesfolk a continent away use what they have to hand for settling scores. I doubt Napolitano will ever go near the jungle in her Italian heels.
The biggest reason banning knives is dumb is because improvised weapons that outdo knives are so ready to hand. A 3 or 4 foot length of heavy chain or even just a broomstick will usually trump pocketknives any day of the week unless the knifeman has actually had some training (unlikely unless the dude is a former SEAL or Spec Ops). I went toe to toe with this Morrocan SOB once who had a damn steak knife, I had a bokken and I was ready to go to town on that b-stard and I guess he saw that look in my eye, 'cause he wilted like a flower (and remember he had the knife). But hey, I train...
At any rate the thing that wins the fight is the spirit in the fighter, weapons or not, and that is why banning one handed opening pocket knives is just unrealistic.

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from Elmer Fudd wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

when I was a kid, people didn't smuggle drugs back when they went to Mexico, they smuggled cherry bomb fireworks and these swithchblades.

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from snowninja wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

That's it, I'm cancelling my credit cards, changing my name, and moving to a remote section of the mountains. With all of the problems in the world, why do the beuraucrats focus on this stuff?? It's like my grandpa told me, if someone's wanting to kill someone, their going to do it, be it with a gun, knife, bat, car, or frying pan. When .5% of the world is composed of bad people, why punish the other 95.5% of us? It's just like the pay before you pump gas stations. I will purposefully drive to a different station that will trust me to put in my gas, go inside get a Dr. Pepper and then pay. But that's a whole other rant...

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from Chuck T wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Dave, are you kidding me? You mean the $40 CRKT M-16 knife I use daily to sharpen carpenters pencils, cut rope, open packages, etc. is going to be banned because I can open it with one hand? That is truly ridiculous! Our country is moving more and more toward being like England and other Socialist countries. Sorry, got to go and load more 30 round magazines...

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from Vagabond wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Gun Control, Knife Control, Tobacco control, whatever control. It's about CONTROL. Mandatory helmets on bicycle riders and no sunny side up eggs in New Jersey. Now they are proposing outlawing certain fats. I am afraid we are seeing the true soul of the socialist here. Some call then liberals, but they are "Social" Progressives at their finest. Well almost. Once upon a time the same folks proposed forced sterilization of certain people - back in Woodrow Wilsons day. Wasn't that actually done by another "socialist" leader with fantastic charisma and blindly obedient followers?

More freedoms will be lost to evolutionary change than revolutionary change. "When they came for the Gypsies, I said nothing because I wasn't a Gypsy."

As for me, well, I keep thinking, "There they go again..." I sure miss Ronald Reagan. Hell, Hillary is starting to look good about now...Someone help me!

The public owned range where I shoot most often has a "lightning warning system" that was installed at a cost of over $50,000. I can proudly say that not one person has been hit by lightning since it was installed three years ago. That's the same number as were hit in the 25 years before it was installed...where does it end?

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I've got to say, the number of harmless tasks that I perform on a day to day basis that may not require, but are certainly easier to juggle with a one hand opening pocketknife are legion. They're a useful tool. The natural end to this is that all tire irons must be wrapped with 4 inches of visible orange foam and locked in a case at your house which you will be permitted to have someone open and drive the thing to you only after calling homeland security and awaiting a permit.
How young is too young to be this cynical?

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from idahooutdoors wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Laws, Laws, Laws, we need more laws... Now when I am drowning because an anchor line is wrapped around one arm, giving me only one hand to open my knife, I know who to blame.... "What Knifes are used every day to save lives, no that can't be true".......a knife that can't be easily opened is about worthless, might as well just plan on chewing through things...

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from Carney wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Thanks for that bit of history Dave. Just yesterday I was trying to explain to my 11 year old WHY switchblades were illegal and for the life of me couldn't come up with a rational answer. Your history lesson solves the mystery and also explains why my mother (sort of a J Edgar Hooverite) forbade me from owning or looking at comic books. The blade in the photo is the one that was "so cool and popular" when I was a kid. My sister's boyfriend had one.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Of late, I have taken to gene pool management by better means. You have to get within arm's distance to use a switchblade. Not so with a Smith & Wesson. I'm tired of those POS knives from China or wherever anyway.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

OHHHHH NICE BLADE I SOOOO WANT ONE:D:D:D
My leathermans blades open with one hand, just use the thumb on the blade and push the right way and it swings into place with a satisfying click.. is it next to go????
What about the thongs?? they can pinch u real nasty too!!
First they take washington then they take your cutlery:P

(study history and notice that when everyone carried dirks and daggers people where more curteous to each other..:P)(if u didnt u where peasant and downtrodden and could be pushed around by nobles with laughable haircuts:P)

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Several decades back, I remember one way around this. People sold a "switchblade comb". Just like the knife above, except the blade was a skinny comb. Some kits also included a knife blade, and instructions (where permitted by law, of course) on how to swap them.

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Does that mean I can't eat steak with a steak knife because it can be "opened" with one hand? I hate over regulatory governments.

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

" Who is allowed to carry a switchblade knive? A one armed man"-
Retired cop
Really-
Is this all our legislators have to worry about? Remember the KTW or teflon coated bullets that the media hyped the publin about a few years back? How may crooks really look for these type bullets to kill with? Kinda like the crooks that actually carry switchblades!

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from Skeeb wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

A while back, I may or may not have owned a switch blade. After I might have had it a while, I founf that they are not dangerous unless you use them for harm. Nonetheless, after a few "close calls" with Scranton's finest (and possibly being put on probation) I decided to sell it to save myself alot of trouble. The thing is, they are fun to fool around with but after a while, they get boring and if you carry it around, alot of worrying.

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from hardwoodjdc wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Maybe we should check with O.J. about the merits of a fixed blade vs. assisted opening?

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Listen up peeps. just got to make yall aware that this isnt a ban on technology at all. its all about and have allways been about CONTROL.. the more the powers that be can control and micromanage yall the better your performances as corporate zombies are.. the more docile and sheeplike u all are.. "dont want sheep having sharp teeth and claws now do we??" gonna cause problems come fleecing time..
The means to get the control by very few people over many is to roust public support of "sensible"causes..
u can see this trend in almost all aspect of life nowadays, not just weaponry..
WAKE THE HECK UP FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Gun control, tobacco control, life control, what about Asshole control??? seems like there is NO control on those, they can just run rapant and do whatever they want to!!!.

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I propose that we support this legislation, with the rider that a fixed blade knife not to exceed 9" in blade length worn on the belt is permitted anywhere in America in the possession of a citizen. It'll save me opening the thing when I need to do something and won't scare people with it's apparent stealth.

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Forget my last post. A folder with a pocket clip is just too useful.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Hey Petzal, I think you found that switchblade I lost back in the 70's.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Ya know how "they" think. "Let's start small with pocket knifes, then we can start taking their firearms next".

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from s-kfry wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Carney,

While you have an answer on why switchblades are illegal I don't think it is in any way "rational".

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from nerffodder wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I found out about switchblades awhile ago, and i was so pissed when I found that they where illegal. Its just so stupid, and my parents agree with it! They always counter with the phrase "Why would you need a (insert cool usefull somewhat dangerous object here), you just really dont need one." Though this can be true, its no reason to outlaw stuff. Now I need to return to my struggle. (Must resist socialist parents.)

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from focusfront wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Nice job, Dave. It's all based on ignorance. Butterfly knives (I mean the Filipino types with the swinging handles, not the Chinese short swords) are also illegal, and why? Unless you are Dan Inosanto, they are actually a pretty fiddly type of knife. I can get one of my Spydercos out of my pocket and be using it in the time it takes the average butterfly knifer to finish twirling the handles. But somebody somewhere once told a liberal at a cocktail party that butterfly knives were dangerous, so now you can't legally carry one. Will I now have to give up my Leatherman Waves because their blades lock open, too?

People, this is just one more call to action. Obama recently spent your kids' inheritance; think he can't take away the guns and knives you want to leave them as well? It nauseates me to say this, but we have to play politics better than we have been. We ALL have to start making calls, writing letters, and supporting the few candidates who are in our corner WITH CASH. We need to write letters to the editor. Every decent sized town in the USA will have a Tea Party this July 4th; be there. And if you have not joined the NRA, what are you waiting for?

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from MaxPower wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

This sort of thing angers, but does not surprise me. A few years back, while working in a gun shop, I sold a small folding Buck knife to a couple who was visiting the States from England.

They were so excited as they explained to me how such folding knives were illegal in England, and had been for some time (though there was no restriction on buying large kitchen knives).

Imagine, going into a gun store and being happy just to be able to buy a 2 inch pocket knife.

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Switchblades seem a little femimine to me, a 14" Kabar bowie is easily opened with one hand and is a lot more intimidating.

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from ken.mcloud wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Here's what I don't get.

How is a folding knife any more dangerous than fixed blade knife?

Seriously, if a fight were to break out, a fixed blade knife would be even more dangerous since it takes exactly zero seconds to open.

I might be willing to accept laws like this if they could tell me how anyone, anyone at all is made safer by them...

...but they can't do it

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from ishawooa wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Looks like I will have to go back to my old Case Stockman, you know the kind that breaks your thumbnail while you are trying to open the damned thing.

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from nc30-06 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

This government is out of control. If the liberal supporters don't wake up soon, even they won't have any "rights". Come on people, lets fight to stop the insanity. Our freedoms are being stolen from us one by one, starting with things that on one level are laughable, but then progressing to actual important things like our freedom which this country USED to be based on.

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from MidMichHunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Ya know what I think, Aw hell, never mind, it really don't make a difference anymore now dose it? "This" is the change we can believe in. Only 3.5 more years, We can make it, we can make it, we can make it. God I hope we can make it...

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

And I bet you $20 that at least one of those morons wanting this law to pass has owned a 1 hand opening knife.
The problem I see, is that even though a 1 handed opener is "Dangerous" what about a fixed blade? Hey, I can pull my Ka-Bar out of it's sheath with one hand, does that mean its illegal? Because that parring knife in my kitchen can be pulled out of its block with 1 hand mean I can only cook with a butter knife? wait... I can pull a butter knife out of a drawer with 1 hand, can't use that either...

See a problem? anyone?

Now, what these people don't realize is, if you really wanted to, someone could kill you with almost anything.
Does this mean I have to walk around with my hands cuffed behind my back because I could beat you up or hurt you with them? Does that mean I cant own a letter opener, a car, a beer in a glass bottle (if over 21), and many other things? Face it, no matter what you ban, if that person wants it that bad, he could buy it from a black market or something. All Obama (And anyone else banning stuff) is doing, is taking it away from people that use these as a tool, not something to harm someone.

AP

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from Johnny 3 K wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

So here I am, stopped at a car accident. The women in the passenger seat is banged up and bleeding badly. I can't get the seat belt off and can't stop the bleeding in the groin. Do I stop to try to open my penknife with the tiny nail nick or do I use my imported German swithcblade? I used the fast opener, cut the belt and we were able to slow the bleeding until the EMTs got there.
True story.

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from saigonjohn wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

So, What's next? Being an ex-serviceman/woman will become suspect and illegal? Didn't HLS just put out a bulletin about that? First it was blade length and now it's one handed operation. I've carried a knife ever since I was old enough to out run a cow, it was considered normal for a farm boy to have one.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Seems like every knife that can be opened with one hand now-a-days is being declared illegal and extremely dangerous... maybe they will require a childproof lock and two hand operation knives next.

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from CONGOKURT wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I for one love this bit of doubletalk. It lets us know what idiots we have 'watching out for our safety'. I sure do not want someone coming at me with one of those Kershaw "SpeedSafe" knives especially when I have my legal carry sidearm at hand which also is capable of one hand operation.Hmmmmm, I wonder about that since I also carry the dreaded one handed opening knife as second nature and use it for almost everything. Now, my quandry; what do I do ? If this happens, do I call Homeland Security to get their advice as to what I should do ? Since I have been lucky so far and it has not happened yet, do I wait until it happens and then call and explain the situation ? Will they raid my home to confiscate the fearsome one-handed opening weapon of mass destruction? Even though I know my rights with conceal carry, if I have this WMD knife also with me, does this cancel out the use of my firearm ? Perhaps calling Al Gore since both items have metals in them and their production must have contributed to global warming.. he may have the best answer of all !!!

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from duckcreekdick wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

The state of Colorado already has some sort of knife ban on the books because I cannot buy from Sportman's Guide any knife with a blade long enough to be called a knife. I think some mail order outlets pay attention to this "law" and others do not.

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from Hunter Savage wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

i will stick to my a.g. Russel camp knives . as crocodile Dundee said now thats a knife . great for hacking thick branches and arms off

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from whiteriverguide1 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I'm going to buy a couple of future replacement Kershaws. They are faster than a switchblade! Best knife I've ever owned for the money. And they stand behind them. My knife one day night save my life or someone elses. I'll wear it proudly.

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from buckstopper wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I still have my brothers "throwing knife" with a boot scabbard he picked up in Tiajuana back in '66. Didn't Cookie from 77 Sunset Strip(click,click) use a switchblade comb. You can't get a genuine Uncle Henry UH835 made in USA any more. What will I whittle with in my old age? A SEALPUP.

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from Big C wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I will show them...I may just start walking around with my knife open all of the time. If I never sloe it then I will not have to worry about using two hands to open it.

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from Big C wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

That was suppose to be "close" it. Apparently I can't think sarcasm and type it at the same time.

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from elmer f. wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

it seems such a shame, that with all the REAL problems in this country, we have some people, that are supposed to be looking out for the well being of this country, that have all this power, and they do stupid shi* with it. it is like the C.E.O. of Boeing changing out the floor mats in the entryway of one of their airhangars. if they would put some of their energy into adressing the real problems that affect every day life in this country, instead of worrying about who can do waht with what knife, we may just be able to salvage this country. in the hands of our current leaders, it looks rather doubtful to me. so my money is going to buy gunpowder, bullets, primers, brass, and whiskey!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Yes, sir. Use the other hand to open your Motorola Flip Phone to dial 911 to get the aid car there before you bleed to death from the gunshot wounds you are about to receive for trasnsitioning the fight from knife to gun!

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from Paul Wilke wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I had one of those switchblades (breifly) back in the fifties and a butterfly knife after I threw the switchblade away. Tossed the butterfly also ( lousey steel in each of them and a useless cutting edge).
After those I finally ffixed on a Camillus muskrat skinner (bouble serpentine 3" blade) that I carry to this day. One blade is sharp the other is SHARP. I use the sharp blade for every day things and reserve the SHARP blade for special occasions. Works for me and the switchblade and butterfly never did. Now I hear that Camillus is out of businese, I have one in my pocket and one in the dresser drawer in it's original box, hope thats enough.

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from Zermoid wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Butterfly knives are illegal too now? Since when? I've been carrying one for over 20 years, and have a NIB spare one if this one ever breaks, takes under 1 second to open it if you know what you are doing, unless you are one of these damn fool showoffs spinning it a few dozen times while opening it.

And really, I carry a 1911A1, why worry about the knife I carry, really?

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from wingshooter54 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

And confiscating knives which can be opened with one hand will accomplish what? How will this stop the illegal aliens, drug smuggling and resulting violence? I do not know what kind of Governor Napolitano was, but she is a complete blithering idiot as director of homeland security. Elections are coming up in a year and a half. If people don't get out and vote some of these morons out of office then, nothing will be changed in the next presidential election either.

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from libertyfirst wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

There is only one way to comment about this government stupidity. BS-more BS. I'm a carpenter. My crew and I use our folding knives every day. For us and millions like us they are work tools. WHO IS STEERING THE SHIP!!!!!!
WHERE IS THE INTELLECT AND COMMON SENSE IN THIS GOVERNMENT?????? WHICH FOOLS OUT THESE VOTED FOR THESE IDIOTS!!!!

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I met a guy yesterday that said he was in Nam in some sort of K9 unit and now if he owned any dog it was considered a weapon... they're coming after our dogs next. He had a real nice Colt AR15 and a pump shotgun with an 18" barrel and the only markings I could find on it said USMC.

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from fj40nut@yahoo.com wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

These dumb*ss politicians need to look in there own pocket. A set of keys or an ink pen can also be a deadly weapon if you know what you are doing with it. What will they and the lobbyist think of next. Hey wait there is an idea outlaw lobbyist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

That does it! The Kershaws go into the PVC pipe to be stored with the guns and from now on I will only carry the Benchmade 4" drop point which is faster and a whole lot bigger than the Kershaws!

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I've carried a pocket knife since I was 5 or 6 yrs old as growing up on a farm it was a useful tool. I yetcarry a small case knif unless I'm hunting, then I carry a one-hand open sheath knife, as nevr know when one had will be busy and need your knife. That TSA bunch would not know a knife from a axe. Example true fax. I have 2 replaced hips and a sheet of plastic called MArlex that covers my innerds . Last fall flew to Denver, C0 and had to go to a private room and strip to prove my point. Was worse in Missoula,MT on return flight, thought I was gonna be taken to jail. Missed my flightby 2 hrs ad then had to wait 6 hrs for another flight, Airline did give me 2 l50.00 vouchers to be used in 12 months for my rouble. Only trouble is I can;t go this year and they will not extend the Vouchers for another year. The Airlines was NWA,. Hopefully can drive out next year with 2 other Buddies and forget the Damn planes. Now I understand you got to pre-check your luggage prior to checking in or more cost. Cost of luggage now is first piece is l5.00;2nd is 35 dollars; third is l00.00 and thats eac way and applies to your wife asm well. uggage now cost as much as tickets. At 74 ys old, I would like to drive out one lst time and see the screnery one last time. Shoot-um-straight and often,

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from shane wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Ishawooa - I'm with you. Haha. Are we seriously going to be stuck with those things? Seriously? Come on.

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from ranger2 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I could have come up with a lot of great and witty points as to why this law is so stupid, but I would only be re-iterating many other great comments, and doing something useless with my time... useless- like banning one hand operational pocket knives. So, I will not say anything else that is not necessary.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Dr. Ralph

Sounds like your friend is a thief and a bit dinky dow in the brain cavity group.

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from CONGOKURT wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I for one love this bit of doubletalk. It lets us know what idiots we have 'watching out for our safety'. I sure do not want someone coming at me with one of those Kershaw "SpeedSafe" knives especially when I have my legal carry sidearm at hand which also is capable of one hand operation.Hmmmmm, I wonder about that since I also carry the dreaded one handed opening knife as second nature and use it for almost everything. Now, my quandry; what do I do ? If this happens, do I call Homeland Security to get their advice as to what I should do ? Since I have been lucky so far and it has not happened yet, do I wait until it happens and then call and explain the situation ? Will they raid my home to confiscate the fearsome one-handed opening weapon of mass destruction? Even though I know my rights with conceal carry, if I have this WMD knife also with me, does this cancel out the use of my firearm ? Perhaps calling Al Gore since both items have metals in them and their production must have contributed to global warming.. he may have the best answer of all !!!

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from 007 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Prior to the assault weapons ban I had no desire for that type of firearm but when the ban hit, life was no longer livable without one. Now I find myself with a burning urge for a "switchblade". Probably never take it out of the house but I still need one now.

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Dr.Ralph-
I would have to agree with WA Mtnhunter that your friend is a bit dinky dow, and would go on to point out that if he doesn't even know the proper designation for dog units, probably did not ever see Viet Nam, or if he did, only from behind a typewriter or some other REMF occupation.

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from Scott in Ohio wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

This is an Incredibility dumb rule.

One question though. How many of you bloggers actually believe that the employees in the U.S. Customs and Border Protection change as a result of the new Presidential administration?

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from ltmssbb wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

out of all the knives i have one can not be opened with one hand. so what do?

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

We continue to loose our life's control by Idiots who want to show us they Boss. I own a fewe one hand open knives for hunting along with my MARBLES Sheath knife, now I'm gonna buy a Switch Blade for the Hell of it. Go to any Flea MArket and can buy all you can carry starting at about 2.95. But like guns, I want a nice one, maybe Ivory handle and a Carbon Blade that will stay sharp. If you really want to get Pissed, try flying these days and attempt to take your hunting gear on that plane. By far cheaper and Insured to ship by UPS or Fed X and no questions asked as of contents. Who ever heard of checking your luggage prior to you checking in and get your boarding pass. Never will I ship my guns unless it goes on the plane with me, and it very well could if TSA gives you a hard time and delays allowing you to pass. Your Guns could be in Tim_BUCK-2 and you in Denver or port of Orgin. Back to switch blades, I thought Switch Blades were standard attair fo a certan segement of our society. Bet 99% have one Now, shoot-um-straight and throw that switch blade straight as well. Look out, here comes Rambo Jr.

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from bnorth1 wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Good thing my assisted opening Kershaw is made in the USA.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Never take a Knife to a gun fight!

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from tim_carter3 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Well, why should we follow all these laws anyways? The gangsters and thugs that carry these knives and use them for bad, aren't going to follow all these laws anyways. Hello, how hard is it to figure out that no matter what lawmakers do to prohibit these things, because it is to easy to open. Come on now people, I have no idea how many times I have used my knife for things that could have been messy. For example, when I was in a car that flipped over, I used my knife to cut the jammed seatbelt. I mean come on people, knives don't kill people, people kill people.

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from BamaHunter wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

Sigh..............where will it end?

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

O but what fun to read about all the dumb asses we got on this Blog including me.But is yet better than watching the re-runs of years gon3 by. Reminds me I'm gonna get as want to see the re-run of Lonesome Dove.

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from BigKill.com wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I can open just about any knife with one hand.. WTF is going on? lol what a joke.. look no one is going to listen to this crap. what a waste of time

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