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November 25, 2009

Petzal: How I Almost Made My Fortune

By David E. Petzal

I spent this past week in an elevated stand in Maine, looking for deer that are no longer there, and in the process, hit upon a way to make the money all of you think I have. I was part of a group of 12 or so geezers who get together the third week in November every year and dodder around with rifles. Some of us have been attending these soirees for almost 20 years, and it is a pleasure to be around people who know the lyrics to “How Much is that Doggie in the Window?”

So there I was, sitting in the stand, getting in touch with my Inner Fudd, trying hard not to think of Ms. Mila Kunis (shown), when it came to me: A deer-camp franchise catering only to people over 63 (the median age of our camp) who could show proof of physical disability (sciatica, rotator cuff, deafness, miscellaneous gimps). I would call them Cardiac Camps. There would be a doctor and nurse on staff at all times; no one would have to walk more than 8 feet; appearances before Death Boards would entitle you to your choice of stands, and so on.

But just as I was putting together a business plan, a redtail hawk, attracted by my orange Fudd hat, swooped down from the ridge above and tried to get in the stand with me.  At the last instant, however, the crazy bastard saw that he would not fit through the window, and flared off.

I lost my train of thought, so nothing came of the idea, but I think we could waive the age requirement for Ms. Mila Kunis. Happy Thanksgiving.

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from jbird wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Dave!

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from Mjenkins1 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

looks like someone is rushing out of the office for the holidays, i would too. Happy Thanksgiving.

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from RJ Arena wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Nice photo, Dave. I find it interesting that lately when I see a lovely young thing like her my first reaction has changed, now I start looking for her mother! Time marches on!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

As an Official Geezer who just turned 60 this month (but you whippersnappers out there need not get the idea that this old man can't kick your butt! LOL), your deer camp is sounding better all the time.

Last year, a friend of mine who is 5 years older than me and has some physical limitations primarily due to displacement joined us for a week in the Rockies on our annual elk hunt/pilgrimage. Our hunt is not in the most mountainous terrain and one can hunt without walking too much at all. Sometimes with little gain in elevation, too.

Anyway, he commented the the landowner should put on a special hunt week for the handicapped, fat, old retired fart crowd. After a few seconds mulling over his comment, I replied, "This IS the old fart hunt! The only way it would be easier is to get someone to pull you along in a game cart." Ha Ha

Happy Thanksgiving to all! I am thankful for all that we have and the many blessing we have enjoyed. Hope you are, too! God bless our many servicemen and servicewomen far from home.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Too may typos from looking at the disgusting photo above!

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from focusfront wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Sounds good to me. Kids just mess up the woods. Whenever I'm on stand and somebody suddenly puts on a noisy drive in the middle of the woods to push deer from nowhere to nowhere in front of nothing, it's a pack of kids (anyone under 30). At least us old guys know how to sit quietly. Just practicing up for when we're dead, I guess.

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from etexan wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Has she got any drawers on?

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from focusfront wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Sounds good to me. Kids just mess up the woods. Whenever I'm on stand and somebody suddenly puts on a noisy drive in the middle of the woods to push deer from nowhere to nowhere in front of nothing, it's a pack of kids (anyone under 30). At least us old guys know how to sit quietly. Just practicing up for when we're dead, I guess.

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from Douglas wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Sounds like a winner of an idea to me. Might I suggest bunks fitted with intravenous rigs and foley catheters.

Would that be Sleeping Indian outerwear that Ms. Kunis is modeling?

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from jjas wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Petzal, your obsession w/young women is bordering on creepy, LOL.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

For us in Arkansas for Thanksgiving, we have to make do. Remember, Hilary has taken the Turkey to Washington. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Rackaloids!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

WA Mtnhunter

While you and I are enjoying "BACKSTRAP"", while all the other geezers are standing in line to bait this Girls hook! LOL!!!!!!!

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from Carney wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Dave -- hese girls are real people -- NOT sex objects. They have REAL feelings. And they are indeed feeling that it's REALLY creepy that old geezers are ogling them.

Hope you make millions on the Cardiac Camps. But the whole "death board appearance" thing is pretty creepy too...

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Clay,

I just finished off some elk steak and rice left over from last night's dinner. I'll bet the woman who prepared that steak can outcook the one in the photo!

I'm going to haul the big black dog down to the bay this weekend and see if I can come up with a mess of snow geese and quackers.

You have a great Thanksgiving too! See if you can wake young Alex up! He is going to turn into Rip Van Winkle! :-)

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Mila who? I think that's Jackie from the 70's show... Happy Thanksgiving from Tennessee, time to go to Bluegrass Liquors for the Jack Daniel's and Patron.

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

sorry dozed off there Dave; what cha say???
Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Dave, Did you guys get any deer?

Happy Thanksgiving, don't eat or drink too much. We still have to make it thru Christmas and New Years.

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I just cut out a few pieces of cloth from a blaze orange vest in the shape of leaves and pinned them to my camo hat. It's legal here as long as you have 500 square inches on your vest and hat and at least some on both. Plus it makes you less conspicuous to the hawks and other raptors. If only you had done this your business plan would be intact and we could all invest in something that doesn't lose 10% a year...

Am currently experimenting with 1792 Ridgemont Reserve bourbon whiskey. Will report back when final consclusion is reached.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Girls like that usually get fortunes split in half.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Happy Kunis Day Mr. P !
To All - HAPPY THANKSGIVING !

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Buga Buga!!, would say an old fart.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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from shane wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Sure it was one redtail and not a wake of vultures?

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from platte river rat wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dave, Happy Thanksgiving from the south bank of the Platte River to you in the wilds of the northeast. Being only 75 this year and using a ground blind, unlike you perched up in a tree, I don't have to worry about breaking my shooting stick by thinking about MS. Kunis, while falling out of my tree perch. Back straps for thanksgiving dinner today. Got a nice muley 5 X 6 last friday. Won't tell you what wifey got,except it was larger than mine. HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL YOU FELLOW AND GAL HUNTERS. platte river rat----

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Thanks, DEP!
I now have "How Much is that Doggie in the Window" running through my head, as well as other Patti Page songs. "Tennessee Waltz" occurs now and then. Young folks look at me as if I'm weird when I hum along with the lyrics!
As to Ms. Mila Kunis, I went immediately to enter her on my Christmas wish list, but later found that Mila, along with a certain J. Rigby .470 from Safari Outfitters, had been marked through with a big black marker.
I suspect The Bookkeeper, and will have to settle for new wool socks from Cabela's. Happy Thanksgiving to All!
crm

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from waterdrinker9 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving. Can you post more Mila Kunis pics? Damn is she hot!!!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Love the PIC Dave, I bet he MOM is pretty too!

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from elkshane wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Just wondering ... is the black camo outfit for night snipe hunting ???

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from AlaskanExile wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dr. Petzal I'm willing to bet that you have socks that are older than her!
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dave give Bill Jordon a run for his $$$ and have Miss Kunis design new hunting outfits for us old coggers. She is one beautiful Lady. need some new items/faces on this Blog.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Clay Cooper: bBefore Mr. Obama is thru his remaining years at the WH you gonna wish the Turkey from Ak ws in his place.
Can you recall in your lifetime, having it so good as we did from 92-2000? No you cannot. And, you will never recall during the remaining of your years having it as tuff as we ae now,.He's not 100% to blame, has had some help, but when you put in a BOY to do a man's job, you get a boys job. Pleople wanted change, well, they sure got it and more to come. Try finding a job in Am that pays betters than Wendy's???? few around. We gonna be so far in debt that our great-grandkids will never get it paid. To all us suckes who though our 401K and other investmentsin the DOW would give us a cae fee life, better wake up,it ain't gonna happen. With CD's around 2.5%
or less, even a Million Dollars will not go to far.I thought I had prepared my wife and I a good old age pension and maybe a tad left for the kids, but will be lucky in Welfae don;t have to bury us both. Heave help us, as no one else to turn to in there trying times. O, hope you had Duck rather than Turkey for todays lunchHappy Thanksgiving to all, now going to bed, get up at 4 Am and hit the woods and freeze my B----'s off as this AM. Looks as if will be eating a lot on Vension, rather than T-Bones, thankfully got my freezer full of Deer Meat.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

With freezer full, gona hunt Monsters now,maybe get a huge endorsement from Cabelas' or etc. But too many hunters ( no idiots) killed all the spike bucks over the years, now we got Doe w-tails running out our ears. My propery and joining property is all posted, but some Idiots killed 6 deer , 4 Does,2 little bucks. They only gut out the backstraps on 2 does and the small horns off the Bucks, left all that met to rot. Called the law and they just kinda said get me some evidence on whom-eve did this. LAw enforcement don;t care who or what kills the W-tails, as got a zillion Does and this is a way to ride us of them. So much pressue from John Q Public and the Ins.Co's the Game Wardens kinda in hidding. I hown and have access to over l00 aces of property and only 3 Bucs been taken out in 3 weeks that we know of, otheer than the 2 left on sde of road with horns sawed off. Seer have so inner-bree, that impossible to find a uniform set of HORNS if any at all. Hunted 2 weeks, killed the only Buck I saw.Son killed 2 and we hunted most every day but Sunday. That will chane for teh Bow hunters next yr we think and extend the rifle season by another 2 weeks, Hey,we need to apply to Colorado to cull some 300 or so Elk from the NAtional park,rather than pay sharp shooters to be paid 3 million to do so.Stupid to me,.C0, may have more Elk, but their Seasons ( 5) stinks, better go to MT and can hunt for weeks or fillyourtag, plus fish and small game hunt for 200.00 less than tags for C0 for Elk/Deer. But Mulies in eithe staet the w-tails taken over hem also. Last 2 ys I've spent nerly 4K to hunt Elk and Mulies and ended up with 2 whietails. I can hunt them here free on my place,which is what I did this yer and will do same next yr unless a Freebee comes along.If not for the Non-Res going to C0 and the rockies, their game program would be like ours, to many females and no $ to pay the hunters to kill them, or a token fee of each killed. O they love our dollars and care enough to get it. Not seen the #'s yet, but bed the tags sold this year is down, plus the Motels, resturans,food stoes, gaseoline, renal cars and he airlines and their sur-charges for tooth brushes, and so forth.Better find a exta pair of long-johns as is gonna be very cold in AmM. Good Luck to all.

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from Paul Wilke wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Help me out guys, is that child pornography?
Gals in their fifties seem to young to me, and any one older looks to much like me. Yech!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I bet her mother is still good lookin!

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

PLEASE TELL BUCKHUNTER I'M BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2 = I thought I'd look at your profile just to get a little clearer picture of what kind of person you are. I read through your comments on the various blogs and articles and found myself pondering questions about youself that you might be willing to answer.

First, I'm curious to know, since you reference "God" in your comments, do you follow a particular faith, or are you maybe eclectic, adhering to a few philosophical, religious ideas from various sources?

Second, are you a vegetarian or perhaps even a vegan?

Third, how would you respond to this question: "If 'hunting' is all and only about the 'killing', why don't blood thirsty hunters just go to work in a slaughter house?"

Fourth, can you explain why on some of your comments you close with the phrase, "GO OBAMA" and how that fits with the topic of your comments?

Just wonderin'... And it seems like you are looking for some attention so here's your chance.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Paul Wilke = By accident I gave you a thumbs down... I meant to give you a thimbs up as you had two undeserved "thumbs down" already...

My mistake; my apologies.

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from davidpetzal wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

To Alaska Exile: Ms. Kunis was born in August, 1983, which makes her 26. As it happens, I have six pairs of ragg socks which I got just about at that time, so it's a tossup.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2 you must not be very intelligent, you never do anything but insult others.

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from Jim in Mo wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Carney,
Thanks for your research into ss2, i gave thumbs down . As for Paul Wilke I gave gave thumbs up and then read your post and felt good I did.

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from Hillstalker wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

We should all record our thoughts while suspended in mid air. Its seems such a good place to ponder. I'm sure someone could bank milions off our thoughts and ideas. Also loved the pic. She's closser to my age so it must be alright for me to comment. Even if that makes me just another sick hunter!

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from george lavoie wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Hey Dave, just curious as to what you and your hunting friends think about the dismal state of the deer herd in Northern Maine. I have a camp in the town of Allagash, and have never seen such a lack of deer in the top third of the state.

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Moishe, apparently I'm smarter than u, because these are the kind of stupid, backwoods answers i wanted. :)

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2 -- you got the answers you wanted... I'm still waiting.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SO am I, waiting for answers Carney. I will not say I am smarter than anyone else ss2 because having to tell someone you are smarter than they, proves that you probably are not, and fighting a vast feeling of an inferiority complex. Most likely very well deserved.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

with ss2 on here this blog is becoming a sport! miss kunis is hot!

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I kind of get the feeling that we might run into ss2 somewhere and he'd/she'd say, "nothin' personal guys, I was just a paid blogger driving activity on the site for the advertisers..." They do that sort of thing you know.

I, on the other hand, am here because I like to be here. And while most of you know that I have an attitude of "moral protectiveness" of women, I would expect that now after a couple of years you would "get" my humor. Sometimes you guys do but sometimes not. I am distressed and heartbroken that no one seemed to get my "Chris Crocker-esque" comment that I left "2 days 23 hours" ago. Come on guys, that thing's been hanging at a zero balance for almost 3 days! I hate having to explain jokes; but then maybe it's just not funny...

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from Big O wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2 is just an "anti" plant tring to start CRAP !
Get a life, and a JOB ss2, most of us are tired of supporting your ilk.

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from semp wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Remember that alleged Canadian fella that bugged us during the run-up to Obama? The one that perported to do stuff to himself with electricity(all a crock me thinks)? Well maybe this SS2 creature be a product of his luv?

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from semp wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2 shud be air-drooped on Kabul craphouse.

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from semp wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dropped on ... drooped over ... just gone.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2

Ranking:

Points: -60

Poetic Justice GUY's keep up the good work!

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from jim in nc wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I just spent a week in central Maine too, and didn't see deer one. No one in the group got one. The commonest explanation is huge snowfalls the last two winters: thousands of deer just starved, and the rest were easy pickings for the coyotes. The herd down on the coast is in good shape, however. Still, deer or no deer, if you've never sat in a tree stand before dawn and watched the aurora borealis light up the sky, you have--in the timeless words of Jack Nicholson--let one of life's better things pass you by.
jim in nc
P.S. As a card-carrying geezer, I think an old fogeys' camp would be great.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

loved watching the borealis in alaska!

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

What are u waiting on Carney. man u rednecks make no sense.

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from Josh N wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

No longer any deer up here in Maine? I didn't seem to have a problem. Missed the first 3 weeks of the season, came home for my "first day" and went out hunting and had an eight point on the ground in 20 minutes. Still can't believe my luck. I even dropped him in a trail and was able to drive a tractor right up to him. But you may be right because nobody else I know got anything. Pretty slow season from what I've heard.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2 -- Scroll up to my former post where I proposed that you answer some questions. I expect an apology for calling me a redneck. You don't know me and your assumption is erroneous.

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from george lavoie wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Josh N,I also bagged a 6 pointer 2 hrs. into my first day of hunting. That buck was the sole deer taken out of North Maine Woods Michaud Farm gate in the first 3 weeks of the season. DIFW will probably blame it on record warm temps. or lack of tracking snow.

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

i am not giving an animal murderer any apologies

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Moishe,
what are u like 4
"points: -60"
COME ONE!!!

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2-
Why the insults and anger? Life is too short for pissy attitudes.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2- No "job" yet huh ? Thank YOUR president !

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from babsfish4life wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

To F&S: talk to your programmer and make it so when a profile gets to -100 points automatically suspend the account. They really have a heyday on these long weekends and they are really annoying, no real point of them being here, not going to convince any of us to give up our sport. And to you ss fruitcakes, 99% of us would never be called a redneck by any intelligent person in real life.

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from 007 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dave, I thought my mind was bad for wandering but I bow to you in that respect, you are the king! When you get your deer camp done, maybe I can get my man's mall built; Bass Pro, Gander Mt., or Cabella's, Lowes, Wal-Mart, an assortment of good book and music stores, and a really good steak house. No Bath/Body Works need apply.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Well, it looks like they got rid of ss2 before she answered my questions...

It had to be a "she". Actually a menopausal feminist. I know about these things.

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from idahooutdoors wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

All I can do is :) ...I wouldn't have photos like that laying around in an Old Man's camp...apt to have problems with heart attacks and such.....but heck, just because your old, doesn't mean your dead....and some young women like distinguished Old Men, and if people get mad about it, well that just means their Jealous...and any old guy lucky enough to be dating a young woman like that wouldn't give a rats ass what other people thought anyways.....

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from yohan wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Back from most of a week in Northern Wisconsin
Nice weather nice country ,. no sasquatches ,.no bears and no wierdness ,..no little jerk offs from texas either and dam few deer.

No doubt ,. deer populations are down ,.. up there.
Started out central Wi ,. first couple days ,. passed on a big doe ( had antlerless permit) Should not have done that,not enough Bambi in freezer
Next waaaay the Hell and gone "up Nort"
Not real far from Lake Superior
Beautiful country,. big and wild is best way to describe it .
Heard wolves and other noises,. some I couldn't identify,.
But very well armed ( to the damed teeth) so not too worried.
Up that far not just animals to worry about.

Thanks giving was a hoot ,.. turkey, on a spit
..had the other stuff already made ,.. Aquavit and Calvados in good supply ,..along with hot cider and
baked apples for dessert ,. nobody was up early the following morning ,.. but no one cared either.

Coverd some ground and saw sighns of some big woods deer . One track not quite 4 x 6 and sunk dep in the ground so ya know there are some whopers up there,..but no shots worth taking ,..and ddint see anythin really big ,. just where they had been.

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from Beekeeper wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Young women, old guys and heart attacks go hand in hand. Just make sure the will is made out...

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

If I left photos like that lying around my desk, I darn sure better have the Will updated...

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

WA Mtnhunter = Your point is well taken. It makes me wonder if there is indeed a "Mrs. Petzal"...

HA HA - Maybe ss2 IS Mrs. Petzal -- wouldn't that be a kick in the pants!!

Sorry Dave P. I just couldn't resist. Please don't delete my account.

Sorry -- but still laughing!

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Carney-
LMAO- That's the funniest conspiracy theory I've heard in a long time.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

This hunting season has been different than most from east to west. I know the # of nice Bucks are down in cenral N.C. and my friends in the Rockies say the Deer/Elk are very spotty. in some locations there were none to speak of. Maybe it's our crazy weather we've had , but we just not seeing the game during the day we should be seeing. I can ride l0 miles at night and see several deer, but no Bucks, only small does.Quite reverse from last season and we planted dble deer crps this year. The area I hunt in MT had the same problem, few Mulies, Elk and hardly any w=tails which is a suprise as 3 yrs ago, the w-tails appeared to be everwhere, high and low.One thing I am 100% sure of is, we got too many road killers and poachers. Now they stealing our ground blinds. Not safe to leave a thing in your stand or the stand for that matter. As we all know when times get tough, thefts climb. A friend killed a nice 8 pointer last week, very wide and large for this area, however the deer was poor as a snake,. No meat on him at all and his backbone was like a razor back hog. I suggeted he have him tested, if he did I have not found out. But he did cut off the head and bury the remainder. That kinda scares me, as it can wipe out a herd or herds over a large area in short order, recall Wisc. I;ve been told that 2 cases of CWD reported in nearby VA.The large 290 lb w-tail l0 pointer I killed during B/P was fat as a pig, but the two deer killed miles apart.But again, Bucks few and far between now, so are the does. If you got does you got bucks. Think the cold late OCt. screwed up the rut and it's still confused the deer. Going to continue to hunt for 3 more weeks, maybe some will return as weather is to change tonight. Good hunting guys.Any of you guys from N.C. tell us if you think the CWD is prehaps in your area. If so, we all need to get to work to save what deer we can.My Son and I started 2 ys ago culling inferior small single pronghorn bucks, thought perhaps we could improved the remaining herds. Maybe we have and the herds not replenished yet.

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from AlaskanExile wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I just got back from Montana. I killed only one "Antlerless Mule Deer", I had two tags. The other three guys I was with had Whitetail doe tags and we never saw any on land where we had access. They got into some the next day, but I was down the road by then.
I shot my doe with the 375 Ruger, no drama, just puts a nice hole through both sides and she falls over. Very minimal meat damage, I would use it again. I tried like mad to fill my second tag with a 338 Win Mag firing a 225gr Barnes X bullet, so we could further that debate, but no such luck. The wind really cranked-up in the afternoon and the only shot I was presented with had me fighting a direct crosswind just trying to keep my rifle barrel pointed in the general direction of the deer. I think it was blowing about 50 knots or so through that particular notch in the mountain. The distance was over 150 yards and I wasn't sure exactly how much drift to correct for, so I passed on the shot. I didn't want to wound her and have to chase her for miles or lose her off the property so I didn't shoot and now will eat "tag soup". I'd rather do that than wound one and lose it.
I did not see near as many deer this year as in years before. It was always if you blew a stalk or missed a shot or whatever, just go over the hill into the next coulee and pick out another one. It was not that way this time, the deer were spooky and hard to find.
My cousin whose land I hunted said he had not seen very many deer taken this year at all. Last year he was around for the taking of around 20, this year only four. I think it's either wolves or sasquatches eating them.
AKX
I used to love watching the Aurora; it's especially spectacular when you see it from the "lower 48". I would always try to get on the wintertime "Night Vision Goggle" Flights because you can find the Aurora on NVG's when you can't see it with the naked eye, it's just awesome!

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from elmer f. wrote 2 years 9 weeks ago

if you had a cute little thing like that at your camp Dave, you would NEED to have a doctor there! to much excitement for all those 2/3 plugged up arteries, half of you would be showing signs of heart attacks! forget the viagra, better break out the nitor-glycerin!

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from ray j wrote 2 years 9 weeks ago

Dang, hope the wife's not gone to long!

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from beers123 wrote 2 years 9 weeks ago

Girlfriend or not I think I love her (Mrs. Kunis) girlfriend would have to understand.

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from jerry k wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

i had a hawk swoop down on me two weeks ago while i was duck hunting. i caught something out the corner of my eye and thinking it was a group coming in i turned to see a redtail hawk fifteen feet from me. the damn thing all most almost did a cartwheel when he found out i wasnt whatever the hell he though i was

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from jerry k wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

i had a hawk swoop down on me two weeks ago while i was duck hunting. i caught something out the corner of my eye and thinking it was a group coming in i turned to see a redtail hawk fifteen feet from me. the damn thing all most almost did a cartwheel when he found out i wasnt whatever the hell he though i was

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2 = I thought I'd look at your profile just to get a little clearer picture of what kind of person you are. I read through your comments on the various blogs and articles and found myself pondering questions about youself that you might be willing to answer.

First, I'm curious to know, since you reference "God" in your comments, do you follow a particular faith, or are you maybe eclectic, adhering to a few philosophical, religious ideas from various sources?

Second, are you a vegetarian or perhaps even a vegan?

Third, how would you respond to this question: "If 'hunting' is all and only about the 'killing', why don't blood thirsty hunters just go to work in a slaughter house?"

Fourth, can you explain why on some of your comments you close with the phrase, "GO OBAMA" and how that fits with the topic of your comments?

Just wonderin'... And it seems like you are looking for some attention so here's your chance.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

As an Official Geezer who just turned 60 this month (but you whippersnappers out there need not get the idea that this old man can't kick your butt! LOL), your deer camp is sounding better all the time.

Last year, a friend of mine who is 5 years older than me and has some physical limitations primarily due to displacement joined us for a week in the Rockies on our annual elk hunt/pilgrimage. Our hunt is not in the most mountainous terrain and one can hunt without walking too much at all. Sometimes with little gain in elevation, too.

Anyway, he commented the the landowner should put on a special hunt week for the handicapped, fat, old retired fart crowd. After a few seconds mulling over his comment, I replied, "This IS the old fart hunt! The only way it would be easier is to get someone to pull you along in a game cart." Ha Ha

Happy Thanksgiving to all! I am thankful for all that we have and the many blessing we have enjoyed. Hope you are, too! God bless our many servicemen and servicewomen far from home.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2 -- you got the answers you wanted... I'm still waiting.

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from babsfish4life wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

To F&S: talk to your programmer and make it so when a profile gets to -100 points automatically suspend the account. They really have a heyday on these long weekends and they are really annoying, no real point of them being here, not going to convince any of us to give up our sport. And to you ss fruitcakes, 99% of us would never be called a redneck by any intelligent person in real life.

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from jbird wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Dave!

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from RJ Arena wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Nice photo, Dave. I find it interesting that lately when I see a lovely young thing like her my first reaction has changed, now I start looking for her mother! Time marches on!

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from jjas wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Petzal, your obsession w/young women is bordering on creepy, LOL.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

For us in Arkansas for Thanksgiving, we have to make do. Remember, Hilary has taken the Turkey to Washington. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Rackaloids!

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Dave, Did you guys get any deer?

Happy Thanksgiving, don't eat or drink too much. We still have to make it thru Christmas and New Years.

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from platte river rat wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dave, Happy Thanksgiving from the south bank of the Platte River to you in the wilds of the northeast. Being only 75 this year and using a ground blind, unlike you perched up in a tree, I don't have to worry about breaking my shooting stick by thinking about MS. Kunis, while falling out of my tree perch. Back straps for thanksgiving dinner today. Got a nice muley 5 X 6 last friday. Won't tell you what wifey got,except it was larger than mine. HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL YOU FELLOW AND GAL HUNTERS. platte river rat----

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2 you must not be very intelligent, you never do anything but insult others.

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from george lavoie wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Hey Dave, just curious as to what you and your hunting friends think about the dismal state of the deer herd in Northern Maine. I have a camp in the town of Allagash, and have never seen such a lack of deer in the top third of the state.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

with ss2 on here this blog is becoming a sport! miss kunis is hot!

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from Big O wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2 is just an "anti" plant tring to start CRAP !
Get a life, and a JOB ss2, most of us are tired of supporting your ilk.

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from semp wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2 shud be air-drooped on Kabul craphouse.

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from semp wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dropped on ... drooped over ... just gone.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2

Ranking:

Points: -60

Poetic Justice GUY's keep up the good work!

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from jim in nc wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I just spent a week in central Maine too, and didn't see deer one. No one in the group got one. The commonest explanation is huge snowfalls the last two winters: thousands of deer just starved, and the rest were easy pickings for the coyotes. The herd down on the coast is in good shape, however. Still, deer or no deer, if you've never sat in a tree stand before dawn and watched the aurora borealis light up the sky, you have--in the timeless words of Jack Nicholson--let one of life's better things pass you by.
jim in nc
P.S. As a card-carrying geezer, I think an old fogeys' camp would be great.

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2-
Why the insults and anger? Life is too short for pissy attitudes.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

ss2- No "job" yet huh ? Thank YOUR president !

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Well, it looks like they got rid of ss2 before she answered my questions...

It had to be a "she". Actually a menopausal feminist. I know about these things.

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from idahooutdoors wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

All I can do is :) ...I wouldn't have photos like that laying around in an Old Man's camp...apt to have problems with heart attacks and such.....but heck, just because your old, doesn't mean your dead....and some young women like distinguished Old Men, and if people get mad about it, well that just means their Jealous...and any old guy lucky enough to be dating a young woman like that wouldn't give a rats ass what other people thought anyways.....

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

WA Mtnhunter = Your point is well taken. It makes me wonder if there is indeed a "Mrs. Petzal"...

HA HA - Maybe ss2 IS Mrs. Petzal -- wouldn't that be a kick in the pants!!

Sorry Dave P. I just couldn't resist. Please don't delete my account.

Sorry -- but still laughing!

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from AlaskanExile wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I just got back from Montana. I killed only one "Antlerless Mule Deer", I had two tags. The other three guys I was with had Whitetail doe tags and we never saw any on land where we had access. They got into some the next day, but I was down the road by then.
I shot my doe with the 375 Ruger, no drama, just puts a nice hole through both sides and she falls over. Very minimal meat damage, I would use it again. I tried like mad to fill my second tag with a 338 Win Mag firing a 225gr Barnes X bullet, so we could further that debate, but no such luck. The wind really cranked-up in the afternoon and the only shot I was presented with had me fighting a direct crosswind just trying to keep my rifle barrel pointed in the general direction of the deer. I think it was blowing about 50 knots or so through that particular notch in the mountain. The distance was over 150 yards and I wasn't sure exactly how much drift to correct for, so I passed on the shot. I didn't want to wound her and have to chase her for miles or lose her off the property so I didn't shoot and now will eat "tag soup". I'd rather do that than wound one and lose it.
I did not see near as many deer this year as in years before. It was always if you blew a stalk or missed a shot or whatever, just go over the hill into the next coulee and pick out another one. It was not that way this time, the deer were spooky and hard to find.
My cousin whose land I hunted said he had not seen very many deer taken this year at all. Last year he was around for the taking of around 20, this year only four. I think it's either wolves or sasquatches eating them.
AKX
I used to love watching the Aurora; it's especially spectacular when you see it from the "lower 48". I would always try to get on the wintertime "Night Vision Goggle" Flights because you can find the Aurora on NVG's when you can't see it with the naked eye, it's just awesome!

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from Mjenkins1 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

looks like someone is rushing out of the office for the holidays, i would too. Happy Thanksgiving.

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from etexan wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Has she got any drawers on?

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from focusfront wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Sounds good to me. Kids just mess up the woods. Whenever I'm on stand and somebody suddenly puts on a noisy drive in the middle of the woods to push deer from nowhere to nowhere in front of nothing, it's a pack of kids (anyone under 30). At least us old guys know how to sit quietly. Just practicing up for when we're dead, I guess.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Clay,

I just finished off some elk steak and rice left over from last night's dinner. I'll bet the woman who prepared that steak can outcook the one in the photo!

I'm going to haul the big black dog down to the bay this weekend and see if I can come up with a mess of snow geese and quackers.

You have a great Thanksgiving too! See if you can wake young Alex up! He is going to turn into Rip Van Winkle! :-)

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Mila who? I think that's Jackie from the 70's show... Happy Thanksgiving from Tennessee, time to go to Bluegrass Liquors for the Jack Daniel's and Patron.

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

sorry dozed off there Dave; what cha say???
Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

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from shane wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Sure it was one redtail and not a wake of vultures?

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Thanks, DEP!
I now have "How Much is that Doggie in the Window" running through my head, as well as other Patti Page songs. "Tennessee Waltz" occurs now and then. Young folks look at me as if I'm weird when I hum along with the lyrics!
As to Ms. Mila Kunis, I went immediately to enter her on my Christmas wish list, but later found that Mila, along with a certain J. Rigby .470 from Safari Outfitters, had been marked through with a big black marker.
I suspect The Bookkeeper, and will have to settle for new wool socks from Cabela's. Happy Thanksgiving to All!
crm

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Clay Cooper: bBefore Mr. Obama is thru his remaining years at the WH you gonna wish the Turkey from Ak ws in his place.
Can you recall in your lifetime, having it so good as we did from 92-2000? No you cannot. And, you will never recall during the remaining of your years having it as tuff as we ae now,.He's not 100% to blame, has had some help, but when you put in a BOY to do a man's job, you get a boys job. Pleople wanted change, well, they sure got it and more to come. Try finding a job in Am that pays betters than Wendy's???? few around. We gonna be so far in debt that our great-grandkids will never get it paid. To all us suckes who though our 401K and other investmentsin the DOW would give us a cae fee life, better wake up,it ain't gonna happen. With CD's around 2.5%
or less, even a Million Dollars will not go to far.I thought I had prepared my wife and I a good old age pension and maybe a tad left for the kids, but will be lucky in Welfae don;t have to bury us both. Heave help us, as no one else to turn to in there trying times. O, hope you had Duck rather than Turkey for todays lunchHappy Thanksgiving to all, now going to bed, get up at 4 Am and hit the woods and freeze my B----'s off as this AM. Looks as if will be eating a lot on Vension, rather than T-Bones, thankfully got my freezer full of Deer Meat.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I bet her mother is still good lookin!

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Paul Wilke = By accident I gave you a thumbs down... I meant to give you a thimbs up as you had two undeserved "thumbs down" already...

My mistake; my apologies.

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from davidpetzal wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

To Alaska Exile: Ms. Kunis was born in August, 1983, which makes her 26. As it happens, I have six pairs of ragg socks which I got just about at that time, so it's a tossup.

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from Hillstalker wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

We should all record our thoughts while suspended in mid air. Its seems such a good place to ponder. I'm sure someone could bank milions off our thoughts and ideas. Also loved the pic. She's closser to my age so it must be alright for me to comment. Even if that makes me just another sick hunter!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SO am I, waiting for answers Carney. I will not say I am smarter than anyone else ss2 because having to tell someone you are smarter than they, proves that you probably are not, and fighting a vast feeling of an inferiority complex. Most likely very well deserved.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

I kind of get the feeling that we might run into ss2 somewhere and he'd/she'd say, "nothin' personal guys, I was just a paid blogger driving activity on the site for the advertisers..." They do that sort of thing you know.

I, on the other hand, am here because I like to be here. And while most of you know that I have an attitude of "moral protectiveness" of women, I would expect that now after a couple of years you would "get" my humor. Sometimes you guys do but sometimes not. I am distressed and heartbroken that no one seemed to get my "Chris Crocker-esque" comment that I left "2 days 23 hours" ago. Come on guys, that thing's been hanging at a zero balance for almost 3 days! I hate having to explain jokes; but then maybe it's just not funny...

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from semp wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Remember that alleged Canadian fella that bugged us during the run-up to Obama? The one that perported to do stuff to himself with electricity(all a crock me thinks)? Well maybe this SS2 creature be a product of his luv?

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from Josh N wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

No longer any deer up here in Maine? I didn't seem to have a problem. Missed the first 3 weeks of the season, came home for my "first day" and went out hunting and had an eight point on the ground in 20 minutes. Still can't believe my luck. I even dropped him in a trail and was able to drive a tractor right up to him. But you may be right because nobody else I know got anything. Pretty slow season from what I've heard.

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from Beekeeper wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Young women, old guys and heart attacks go hand in hand. Just make sure the will is made out...

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

If I left photos like that lying around my desk, I darn sure better have the Will updated...

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Carney-
LMAO- That's the funniest conspiracy theory I've heard in a long time.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

This hunting season has been different than most from east to west. I know the # of nice Bucks are down in cenral N.C. and my friends in the Rockies say the Deer/Elk are very spotty. in some locations there were none to speak of. Maybe it's our crazy weather we've had , but we just not seeing the game during the day we should be seeing. I can ride l0 miles at night and see several deer, but no Bucks, only small does.Quite reverse from last season and we planted dble deer crps this year. The area I hunt in MT had the same problem, few Mulies, Elk and hardly any w=tails which is a suprise as 3 yrs ago, the w-tails appeared to be everwhere, high and low.One thing I am 100% sure of is, we got too many road killers and poachers. Now they stealing our ground blinds. Not safe to leave a thing in your stand or the stand for that matter. As we all know when times get tough, thefts climb. A friend killed a nice 8 pointer last week, very wide and large for this area, however the deer was poor as a snake,. No meat on him at all and his backbone was like a razor back hog. I suggeted he have him tested, if he did I have not found out. But he did cut off the head and bury the remainder. That kinda scares me, as it can wipe out a herd or herds over a large area in short order, recall Wisc. I;ve been told that 2 cases of CWD reported in nearby VA.The large 290 lb w-tail l0 pointer I killed during B/P was fat as a pig, but the two deer killed miles apart.But again, Bucks few and far between now, so are the does. If you got does you got bucks. Think the cold late OCt. screwed up the rut and it's still confused the deer. Going to continue to hunt for 3 more weeks, maybe some will return as weather is to change tonight. Good hunting guys.Any of you guys from N.C. tell us if you think the CWD is prehaps in your area. If so, we all need to get to work to save what deer we can.My Son and I started 2 ys ago culling inferior small single pronghorn bucks, thought perhaps we could improved the remaining herds. Maybe we have and the herds not replenished yet.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Too may typos from looking at the disgusting photo above!

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from focusfront wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Sounds good to me. Kids just mess up the woods. Whenever I'm on stand and somebody suddenly puts on a noisy drive in the middle of the woods to push deer from nowhere to nowhere in front of nothing, it's a pack of kids (anyone under 30). At least us old guys know how to sit quietly. Just practicing up for when we're dead, I guess.

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from Douglas wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Sounds like a winner of an idea to me. Might I suggest bunks fitted with intravenous rigs and foley catheters.

Would that be Sleeping Indian outerwear that Ms. Kunis is modeling?

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

WA Mtnhunter

While you and I are enjoying "BACKSTRAP"", while all the other geezers are standing in line to bait this Girls hook! LOL!!!!!!!

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I just cut out a few pieces of cloth from a blaze orange vest in the shape of leaves and pinned them to my camo hat. It's legal here as long as you have 500 square inches on your vest and hat and at least some on both. Plus it makes you less conspicuous to the hawks and other raptors. If only you had done this your business plan would be intact and we could all invest in something that doesn't lose 10% a year...

Am currently experimenting with 1792 Ridgemont Reserve bourbon whiskey. Will report back when final consclusion is reached.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Girls like that usually get fortunes split in half.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Happy Kunis Day Mr. P !
To All - HAPPY THANKSGIVING !

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Buga Buga!!, would say an old fart.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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from waterdrinker9 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving. Can you post more Mila Kunis pics? Damn is she hot!!!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Love the PIC Dave, I bet he MOM is pretty too!

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from elkshane wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Just wondering ... is the black camo outfit for night snipe hunting ???

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from AlaskanExile wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dr. Petzal I'm willing to bet that you have socks that are older than her!
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dave give Bill Jordon a run for his $$$ and have Miss Kunis design new hunting outfits for us old coggers. She is one beautiful Lady. need some new items/faces on this Blog.

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from Gunslinger wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

With freezer full, gona hunt Monsters now,maybe get a huge endorsement from Cabelas' or etc. But too many hunters ( no idiots) killed all the spike bucks over the years, now we got Doe w-tails running out our ears. My propery and joining property is all posted, but some Idiots killed 6 deer , 4 Does,2 little bucks. They only gut out the backstraps on 2 does and the small horns off the Bucks, left all that met to rot. Called the law and they just kinda said get me some evidence on whom-eve did this. LAw enforcement don;t care who or what kills the W-tails, as got a zillion Does and this is a way to ride us of them. So much pressue from John Q Public and the Ins.Co's the Game Wardens kinda in hidding. I hown and have access to over l00 aces of property and only 3 Bucs been taken out in 3 weeks that we know of, otheer than the 2 left on sde of road with horns sawed off. Seer have so inner-bree, that impossible to find a uniform set of HORNS if any at all. Hunted 2 weeks, killed the only Buck I saw.Son killed 2 and we hunted most every day but Sunday. That will chane for teh Bow hunters next yr we think and extend the rifle season by another 2 weeks, Hey,we need to apply to Colorado to cull some 300 or so Elk from the NAtional park,rather than pay sharp shooters to be paid 3 million to do so.Stupid to me,.C0, may have more Elk, but their Seasons ( 5) stinks, better go to MT and can hunt for weeks or fillyourtag, plus fish and small game hunt for 200.00 less than tags for C0 for Elk/Deer. But Mulies in eithe staet the w-tails taken over hem also. Last 2 ys I've spent nerly 4K to hunt Elk and Mulies and ended up with 2 whietails. I can hunt them here free on my place,which is what I did this yer and will do same next yr unless a Freebee comes along.If not for the Non-Res going to C0 and the rockies, their game program would be like ours, to many females and no $ to pay the hunters to kill them, or a token fee of each killed. O they love our dollars and care enough to get it. Not seen the #'s yet, but bed the tags sold this year is down, plus the Motels, resturans,food stoes, gaseoline, renal cars and he airlines and their sur-charges for tooth brushes, and so forth.Better find a exta pair of long-johns as is gonna be very cold in AmM. Good Luck to all.

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from Paul Wilke wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Help me out guys, is that child pornography?
Gals in their fifties seem to young to me, and any one older looks to much like me. Yech!

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from Jim in Mo wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Carney,
Thanks for your research into ss2, i gave thumbs down . As for Paul Wilke I gave gave thumbs up and then read your post and felt good I did.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

loved watching the borealis in alaska!

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from Carney wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

SS2 -- Scroll up to my former post where I proposed that you answer some questions. I expect an apology for calling me a redneck. You don't know me and your assumption is erroneous.

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from george lavoie wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Josh N,I also bagged a 6 pointer 2 hrs. into my first day of hunting. That buck was the sole deer taken out of North Maine Woods Michaud Farm gate in the first 3 weeks of the season. DIFW will probably blame it on record warm temps. or lack of tracking snow.

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from 007 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Dave, I thought my mind was bad for wandering but I bow to you in that respect, you are the king! When you get your deer camp done, maybe I can get my man's mall built; Bass Pro, Gander Mt., or Cabella's, Lowes, Wal-Mart, an assortment of good book and music stores, and a really good steak house. No Bath/Body Works need apply.

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from yohan wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Back from most of a week in Northern Wisconsin
Nice weather nice country ,. no sasquatches ,.no bears and no wierdness ,..no little jerk offs from texas either and dam few deer.

No doubt ,. deer populations are down ,.. up there.
Started out central Wi ,. first couple days ,. passed on a big doe ( had antlerless permit) Should not have done that,not enough Bambi in freezer
Next waaaay the Hell and gone "up Nort"
Not real far from Lake Superior
Beautiful country,. big and wild is best way to describe it .
Heard wolves and other noises,. some I couldn't identify,.
But very well armed ( to the damed teeth) so not too worried.
Up that far not just animals to worry about.

Thanks giving was a hoot ,.. turkey, on a spit
..had the other stuff already made ,.. Aquavit and Calvados in good supply ,..along with hot cider and
baked apples for dessert ,. nobody was up early the following morning ,.. but no one cared either.

Coverd some ground and saw sighns of some big woods deer . One track not quite 4 x 6 and sunk dep in the ground so ya know there are some whopers up there,..but no shots worth taking ,..and ddint see anythin really big ,. just where they had been.

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from elmer f. wrote 2 years 9 weeks ago

if you had a cute little thing like that at your camp Dave, you would NEED to have a doctor there! to much excitement for all those 2/3 plugged up arteries, half of you would be showing signs of heart attacks! forget the viagra, better break out the nitor-glycerin!

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from Carney wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Dave -- hese girls are real people -- NOT sex objects. They have REAL feelings. And they are indeed feeling that it's REALLY creepy that old geezers are ogling them.

Hope you make millions on the Cardiac Camps. But the whole "death board appearance" thing is pretty creepy too...

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from ray j wrote 2 years 9 weeks ago

Dang, hope the wife's not gone to long!

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from beers123 wrote 2 years 9 weeks ago

Girlfriend or not I think I love her (Mrs. Kunis) girlfriend would have to understand.

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from jerry k wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

i had a hawk swoop down on me two weeks ago while i was duck hunting. i caught something out the corner of my eye and thinking it was a group coming in i turned to see a redtail hawk fifteen feet from me. the damn thing all most almost did a cartwheel when he found out i wasnt whatever the hell he though i was

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from jerry k wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

i had a hawk swoop down on me two weeks ago while i was duck hunting. i caught something out the corner of my eye and thinking it was a group coming in i turned to see a redtail hawk fifteen feet from me. the damn thing all most almost did a cartwheel when he found out i wasnt whatever the hell he though i was

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

i am not giving an animal murderer any apologies

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

What are u waiting on Carney. man u rednecks make no sense.

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Moishe,
what are u like 4
"points: -60"
COME ONE!!!

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

PLEASE TELL BUCKHUNTER I'M BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK

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from ss2 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

Moishe, apparently I'm smarter than u, because these are the kind of stupid, backwoods answers i wanted. :)

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