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Comments (796)
"Now I just need to sight it in, then I'll be ready."
The recoil suppressor... I forgot the recoil suppressor!
I don't know, I think it is missing a few things. Where's the tactical cup holder?
Looks like an Arkansas Multi- Tool
What is black, looks impressive but really doesn't do anything at all? Obama. This gun however can shoot a flea off a squirrels nuts.
Dear Mr. Coyote,
Your ACME order, #184-56, will be shipped next Wednesday. Our engineering department is having some difficulty attaching the anvil.
Respectfully,
Kim Fong
ACME Customer Service
Looks like Kim Jong-il's attempt at getting back at the US again.
The all new Swiss Army knife comes with retractable Gun, Lights, and Soldier!
It's only been a couple of weeks since I started the therapy for low testosterone,but I swear I believe I can feel a difference.
Has anyone seen my keys?
Remember the double tap, now lets go find some twinkies.
The Caddyshack gopher has finally met his match.
It is a bit cumbersome for a key chain, but I dare you to tell him that!
But wait, there's more! If you call within the next 5 min, we'll double your order for free AND throw in two heat seeking missles at NO extra cost!!
I said, "Get off my lawn you damn teenagers!"
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
No need to have your small child assist you with the spotlight in your poaching raids, we present...The Gothca! Also great for nighttime Hog Hunting with full-auto selection! They won't get away this time!
Now this is tactiCOOL......
Never lose your keys again!
Nature's way of saying "don't touch"
Dang It! I forgot the kitchen sink.
Look up "overKILL" in the dictionary and this is what you will see.
My wife said I could only have one gun :)
You should really be more careful where you point that fork
"Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today. And a terrific smile."
If only Wile E Coyote had one of these....
When the wife told me that anything I wasn't using in the garage had to go, this was my solution.
The new standard issue boy scout knife.
I can't wait till deer season.....
Our Japanese allies are ready to help us in Afghanistan. Just one shot is all their asking for.
Coming soon to your local Wal-mart camping accessories shelves!
Has anyone seen the keys for the trigger lock?
Rube Goldberg was finally completely satisfied with one of his inventions.
You want my second ammendment, come and get it !!!
Go ahead punk, make my day! Oh, and make some lunch too. I brought my own utensils.
and i thought they took it too far withthe Swiss army knife with the laser pointer!
by far the greatest camping tool ever, has untensils for eating, a floodlight for moving in the dark, and an AR-15 for when those pesky terrorists attack.
"It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack."
Yeah I been working on this baby in the basement. Whaddya think?
Dad always said Browning went to hell when they moved manufacturing from Belgium to Japan.
Neighbor's dog won't stop barking? No problem.
Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,
she was the one,
a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun.
(turdy point buck)
This guy has gotten a lot more badass since his childhood role in "The Goonies".
It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Anyone seen my keys?
Now if I can only get this thing through airport security.
What? Pelican doesn't make a case this large?!
"This is for blowing nose with hot towel at sushi bar... ARIGATO MUTHA!"
Now if I could only fit my camo Snuggie on here...
There is a gun for everyone, even geeks!
Sure it's not all necessary, but I have the option.
Freeze gopher!!
No matter how well Drew sighted in, he could not hit the fork.
A spoon? That's ridiculous!
looks like the asain kid from 'The Goonies' is doing everything he can to not get laid
Well I think that's everything. Oh crap...I forgot the ammo!
needs more cowbell
Anybody that messes with this guy is forked!
Don't you ever question the legitimacy of my MIT engineering degree again!!
Now, time to fix the kitchen sink!
No more deer in the headlights, no more pork, I want a balanced budget!!
"Smile for the Birdy"
OK Boys, I think you should pass a balanced budget just like us poor folks have too, and by the way the 2nd admendment means what it says!
Now that's a ZOMBIE gun!!!
A chance to win a hedge trimmer? Heck, I thought this WAS a hedge trimmer!
"This is my rifle...and flashlight, and spotlight, and utensils, and decoy, and can opener, and..."
The Swiss Army's new weapon of choice.
When I carry it concealed, it makes him look hippy.
Under his trenchcoat, it makes his butt look big.
Dude! Forget the deer, did you check out the hottie next door?
Love this new "right to carry" law
Well it has the 30,000 giga-watt deer shiner, but is there a cigarette lighter in the butt?
Anger Management!!
say hello to my little friend
Now if we can reduce the weight of the battery pack from 300 pounds to something manageable.....
Wow! That deer has a knife growing out of it's antlers! Oh wait...
When one flashlight just isn't enough.....
I can see my house from here!
Oh yeah? Well this gun can kill it, skin it, and grill it - with one pull of the trigger.
All this can be yours for just $19.95! That's right! Just $19.95! And if you call right now, we'll throw in a custom aluminum and leather carrying case for free. Operators are standing by. Call now. 1-800-555-1234.
Got RAIL?
Unveiling the new Swiss Army rifle.
The Sportsman 9000 is also available in a Deluxe Model (not pictured).
Danny's newest invention solved his light collection problem as well as a few other refinements.
I hope no one used this already. Godzilla's ass is mine!
What is this thing?
Marty started to wonder if time travel hadn't affected Doc Brown's once brilliant mind.
Oh heck, my wife doesn't really need that operation.
the only thing it's missing is a comb for that hair
I don't need no hedgetrimmer!
Why the Swiss stick to pocket knives
The only thing it doesn't have is a Kawasaki Hedge trimmer!!!
You can pry his key fob from his cold dead fingers!!!
You know what they say, only those prepared deserve to suceed.
And I quote the Great Late Johnny Cash..."I built it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime you'll know it's me when I shoot through your town" "Now it's a 22, 25,32,38,40, 44, 45, 50 cal AR Magazine"
Hey Odd Job, stick to throwing your hat.
Go ahead. Make my day.
Chuck Norris..... your gun is ready.
READY, AIM, OOPS, I forgot to charge the battery!
Steve found he couldn't buy deer harvest insurance so he upped the odds himself!
Buffet?.... Gotta full plate!!!!
Let's see Sons of Guns top this baby!
So, whose bright idea was it to put Charlie Sheen in charge of weapons developement?
"Be vwery, vwery quite, I'm hunting wascaly wabbits!"
Now where can i mount the TV and Wii , remotes???
**** F&S hunting regulation announcement ****
Legalized night hunting in all 50 States! Jim Chu is shown here demonstrating his latest invention "The poor man's night vision system". Jimmy says "Its the Rolls Royce of affordable night vision, can be mounted to any weapon and comes with a free gold plated swiss army knife". Happy hunting America!
Got 'em in my sites, Boss!
So it must be true. MacGyver is now designing weapons overseas. This also explains why they never let him carry on the show!!!!
The new and improved swiss army rifle.
The Swiss have done it yet again!
Hey guys do you like my new home defense weapon? Oh and how would you like your burger?
"Be vealy, vealy quiet. . .I am hunting labbitts.
All I nee now to complete my survival kit is an ice cold beer.
"Batteries not included"
The BAFTE will take 2,000 to send to Mexico and ban them here, the knive has to many uses a clear violation unless the mag is removed.
Crazy gun smith seconds before getting scope eye...
U.S. Navy Seals.. Osama Bin Laden. Me and this here gun? Christo.
Now where did I put that trigger?
I'll bet Mr. Petzal doesn't have a gun like this....
If only I could remember to load this BEFORE the wave of chupacabra's charge me!
Go...Go...Gadget Gun!!!
MANUFACTURER'S WARNING:
DO NOT MISPLACE OWNER'S INSTRUCTION HANDBOOK!
With this I can see the wine bottle, but where is the cork screw?
For the Guy who has everything....bolted, taped, and glued to his AR.
It will slice, it can dice and do Julian fries, and its all yours for the low price of $1999.00, but act now and you can get another for the price of $1.00 imagine the look of excitement you will get in you neighborhood as you walk down the street with both these babies in your hands, this offer valid to only those with a IQ of 0.5 or less and a letter endorsed by your dead great great grandfather. This offer not valid in any state of the USA and no foreign orders accepted
This will be a Snipe Hunt to remember.
NEW!! from Ronco... the AR5000. call 555-br49, operators are standing by. only $19.95 (batterys not included).
UN FINDS WYLIE COYOTE HIGH TECH RR 2000 WEAPON IN EAST ASIA
Some assembley required, generator is optional.
Keys included....just add Lead!
IT IS BEST TO CONFUSE THE ENEMY!
When you need the power, only Duracell will Go the Distance.
It's nice to see the little kid from the movie Goonies is now into firearms.
I forgot to mention, it is very important that we do not cross the streams. That would be extrodinarily bad.
--Ghostbusters-Eagon--
What do you mean by "We shipped some rifle kits with the wrong parts"?
"AR-15, you never know when you'll need anything."
It was Bigfoot I know it was Bigfoot.
Little Johnny just passed his Hunters Education course and I wanted to get him something special for deer hunting. I purchased the stipped down model, don't want to go overboard. Comes with a 500 page users manual.
Apocalypse Multi-tool
Now, where did that damn bird go?
Who says you need more than one gun in your collection?
Smile.Everyone say whiskey.
Just seems like I forgot something......oh yeah the kitchen sink!
Yoyodyne Laboratories night vision scope is what one might classify as.................."conventional".
US Army standard issue.
Hey! I can see Russia from here.
My friends said that joining the Swiss Army would be a "Hoot", but this rates a solid "Hoot and a Holler"!
TSA "Enhances" Patdowns
... AND it folds neatly into your wallet.
Seal Team 6, here I come!
for the hunter who's missing... everything...
Somewhere, Rick Moranis is smiling.
Seal Team 6, here I come!
Honey,...what's for dinner?
Leggo My Eggo Fool!
Here we have our basic Kawasaki 8000 multi-tool with canary air quality device. Canary replacements sold at Petco. Hedge trimmer attachment sold separately.
Pimpin' ain't easy
Where is the earth shattering KABOOM!?!
There should have been and earth shattering KABOOM!!!!
Pull!
the song "turdy point buck", Betty lou she was the one a combination AK 57 oozy radar tripple barrel double scoped heat seaking shotgun.
my toothpick is on the 1911
The Donger need food!
Behold, the classic Overcompensator!
...now where the hell is that freakin' radioactive mutated green lizard...
Confucious say: "Bring enough Gun."
And this one pulls the zipper up.
What!? No decoder ring?
Ok,lets see-if I move the sight this way,than I can pull the trigger to shoot,than gut the animal with this at that angle with the light,"oh darn I forgot again"!!!
Missed it by that much!
Finally, a weapon that the evil Dr. Claw can use to take down Gadget....this message will self destruct in 3...2...
There! Quick! Oh, I lost him.
Why wouldn't you?
Let me get this straight. How did you put out your left eye, again?
Ammo damn I knew I forgot something!
Now if I could HOLD this sucker up!
How do I turn off this flippin' photoshop attachment?!
Now that's a killer App!
It's over, the "Fat Lady" wouldn't fit, but she's singing!
I always had to have all the "Bell and Whistles."
The hiccupp? Shipping cost.
Swiss and Wesson Chinese M & P 300.
Got Whatever A Country Boy Needs!
"Huff" Dear God, "Huff" why didn't I save room for a bipod? "Huff, Huff"
How to photograph a terroist...say cheese!!
I should have bought a case of Preparation H too.
Cover story of the new magazine, "Guns Gone Wild!"
Knife, fork, spoon... I see no chop sticks!?!?
You think this is something, you should see our moon rocket. "Chinese to have man on the moon by 2025."
NOT SHOWN: Hibachi grill counter weight on back with fire starter kit.
Macgyver ain't got nothin' on this guy! "Look at the birdieeee"
#1 "Go! Go! Gadget Tactical carbine"
#2 "smile at the birdie and say cheese"
#3 "i used to be afraid of the dark til i got the this"
#4 "all these lights and i still cant point in a safe direction"
#5 " Yes officer that is my new swiss army knife im carrying"
The answer to the age old question "how many spotlights can you fit on one rife..."
want to see my hand gun!
The answer to the age old question "how many spotlights can you fit on one rife..."
This baby does everything but kiss you good-night!
Go Go Gadget Security System
Check out my new M4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
The only thing it can't do is make sushi, right, Wong?
Dammit !!!! where did I mount that %$$%^^%^##%^ ignition lock ??????
I've seen some pretty amazing key chains but this takes the cake.
it folds up and fits in your back pocket!
Gun weight- 14 lbs.
Owner's manual -25 lbs.
IQ to operate it- more than you weigh!
Will this fit in my Bug Out Bag?
Dammit !!!! where did I mount that %$$%^^%^##%^ ignition lock ??????
Gun weight- 14 lbs.
Owner's manual -25 lbs.
IQ to operate it- more than you weigh!
After 40 years, I will finally kill the elusive Snipe!
SMILE AND WAIT FOR THE FLASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have killed bear, deer, elk, and all kinds of birds; but I have failed on the ultimate tropy. The elusive Snipe will no longer haunt me!
The Swiss army aint got nothing on me!
You can tell it's a foreign import; it has Japanese sights!
No one at hunting camp can one up me this year.
The only thing missing is a hedge-trimmer!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how Mr. Chan lost his position in the R+D department...
For an extra $100 you can get it in Advantage Max 4.
Q: Where's the Kitchen Sink?
A: What to heck do you think I am aiming at?
This will show Professor SeaBee why he shouldn't answer every question in Engineering class with "Victory favors the prepared"
AR 15 $ 949.99
Scope $2239.00
Forward grip $ 239.95
Mounting brackets $1243.25
Spot light $ 39.99
Flash lights $ 719.66
Lasers $ 929.24
Key ring $ .35
Compass $ .99
Carry handle $ 29.99
Hood ornament $ 31.23
knife $ 59.95
30 rd Mag $ 27.89
Mag accessories $ 19.45
.233 rds.(subs) $ 23.65
TOTAL______________$6554.58
Dead Zombies_______Priceless
Being prepared for anything just took on a whole new meaning
Look where all that anti-gun law sentiment has gotten us!
If you can beat them....Bring this guy along.
Man, I ran out of batteries.
Chuck Norris has one in his basement!
This is the best Swiss Army Knife on the planet
Have Gun--will do anything I darn well please!
Shiatsu knife Co introduces the newest Redneck Multitool...
And THAT's why China will never win the war....
It slices, dices, chops, blends and stings just a little bit!
It slices, dices, chops, blends and stings just a little bit!
What do you mean the President and California banned this ammo round.
It's a conversation piece!
Take that, Leatherman!!
Open up and say ahhhh,what the, shoot!!!!!!
I went to Cablas and all I got was this crappy looking gun,
The deer won't know what hit it!
#6 "i like you guys so, just wear red to the office on monday."
#7 "this guy played way to many video games."
#8 "since you got that gun youve really changed man"
#9 "you got all this off the internet in 1 day"
#10 "how many times must i tell you man godzilla is already dead."
"Ready to Party, Punk?"
light em up, shoot em up, grill em up, eat em up, what the !@#$???
You will never guess what I got you for Christmas. . .
Sometimes it's best to keep things...simple.
Made In China
Keep It Simple Stupid
Hon this hunting season I can now skype you from the field, it's gonna be like i never left home.. I promise!!!
You should see his fishing pole...
Betty White will never get her gun back!
Now this is the cell phone I wanted! And wait until I tell the guys what cell plan includes.... unlimited bullets!
You want me to plug in into my WHAT?!
Kill, clean, cook and eat with this all in one handy dandy weapon! Yours for 3 easy payments of $499.99
What do you mean you forgot to buy batteries!
"I don't know, seems a little muzzle heavy."
He poured his life savings into that gun. His kids' college funds? Gone. He even hawked his wife's engagement ring to pay for the custom-machined titanium scope rings. But for all its luster and gadgetry, Charlie still couldn't hit the broad side of a battleship with that weapon... In the end, he donated it to Charlie Jr.'s cub scout troop.
Available in Select Stores for A Limited Time ONLY,
The Macgyver Gun!
Now you to can be over prepared and hunt just like Macgyver himself.
*Keys sold separately & some assembly is required.
I call it the interrogator and I show it to boys who want to date my daughter.
Darnit, you didn't happen to see where I layed the remote control safety release did you?
Kodak is expanding it's point and shoot market, to include home defense.
Happen to see where I layed the remote control safety release for this little beauty?
Darn it...now which tine of the fork compensates for a 10 mph wind from the left?!!
Finished! I can finally take care of that pesky raccoon under the deck.
Honey, I cleaned out the junk drawer AND made something for you to kill spiders with when I'm not here!
Jumpin Jack Flashlight
I'm going to need a bigger gun safe!
you never can be over prepared
you never can be over prepared
Bloomberg's gonna have a fit!
I am gonna fork you up!
Marring an otherwise perfect setup, this rookie has installed a cumbersome Boy Scouts knife instead of the might lighter and compact Spork.
That wascallwy wabbit wan off wit my wemote for the WAST time!
Got'cha covered!
I’ve got you now my pretty and your little dog too!
"Say hello to my little friend"
Dad, Please! You're embarrassing me! He's my date for the prom.
They can run, but they sure can't hide!
Steve now demonstrates another function of the new and improved swiss army keychain!
Nice gun to much gadgetry.
Nice gun to much gadgetry.
What good is this dam gun if I can't fire it from my IPHONE
did ya see the thirty pointer??
It's really just a can opener.
Hey pal MacGyver called, he locked himself out of his car again.
Compensating? Me?
This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun!
Hmmmmm... What does THIS button do?
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands...
"Mr. Coyote, this is the ACME Co. product safety division calling with a VERY important recall notice...."
I can get the hedge trimmer on this thing with ONE MORE RAIL!
"Let's see the Leatherman Company turn me down now..."
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Who needs Bells and Whistles?
The Focus Group was clear about what they wanted in an ideal weapon.
Lights, Camera... Action!!!
LLOYD! WHERE'S THE DANG CAMERA?
Godzilla has trampled Tokyo for the LAST time!
Compensating for something?
Coming to stores near you!
See what else can I add on? Oh Ya were do I put the bulits again?!!
Introducing the new ultimate "Swiss Army Tool"
The most interesting gun in the world...I prefer dos equis.
Thats funny, he must have thought I said "get forked" when he showed me what he had done with his rifle.
But wait! Pay with your credit card and we'll double your order!
YOU forgot the RETICLE
Quick someone run down field I need to sight it in and try the extras. Wish I had mounted the KABAR!!!!
The total survivalist package , for the discriminating finatic !
in the news today a man attempting to break into a home was temporarily blinded by an AR-15 equipped with several high intensity lights. The alleged thief claims his right to work was violated and is seeking undisclosed damages
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What is black, looks impressive but really doesn't do anything at all? Obama. This gun however can shoot a flea off a squirrels nuts.
Dear Mr. Coyote,
Your ACME order, #184-56, will be shipped next Wednesday. Our engineering department is having some difficulty attaching the anvil.
Respectfully,
Kim Fong
ACME Customer Service
needs more cowbell
"Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today. And a terrific smile."
Chuck Norris..... your gun is ready.
The all new Swiss Army knife comes with retractable Gun, Lights, and Soldier!
The Caddyshack gopher has finally met his match.
But wait, there's more! If you call within the next 5 min, we'll double your order for free AND throw in two heat seeking missles at NO extra cost!!
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Now this is tactiCOOL......
And I quote the Great Late Johnny Cash..."I built it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime you'll know it's me when I shoot through your town" "Now it's a 22, 25,32,38,40, 44, 45, 50 cal AR Magazine"
Compensating for something?
Remember the double tap, now lets go find some twinkies.
My wife said I could only have one gun :)
I can't wait till deer season.....
Dad always said Browning went to hell when they moved manufacturing from Belgium to Japan.
Now if I can only get this thing through airport security.
Anybody that messes with this guy is forked!
"Smile for the Birdy"
Under his trenchcoat, it makes his butt look big.
say hello to my little friend
Now if we can reduce the weight of the battery pack from 300 pounds to something manageable.....
I can see my house from here!
Oh yeah? Well this gun can kill it, skin it, and grill it - with one pull of the trigger.
READY, AIM, OOPS, I forgot to charge the battery!
Steve found he couldn't buy deer harvest insurance so he upped the odds himself!
Let's see Sons of Guns top this baby!
"Be vwery, vwery quite, I'm hunting wascaly wabbits!"
The new and improved swiss army rifle.
The most interesting gun in the world...I prefer dos equis.
Negatory on cost of this here mochine, what model is it? well its a 49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59 AR15!!!
Don't laugh, the Pentagon just ordered a million of these!
Blind 'em
Kill 'em
Eat 'em
All in One Tool!
*optional hibatchi attachment (not pictured) available at additional cost
Now you know how we caught Usamma Bin Laden!
The recoil suppressor... I forgot the recoil suppressor!
Looks like an Arkansas Multi- Tool
It's only been a couple of weeks since I started the therapy for low testosterone,but I swear I believe I can feel a difference.
Has anyone seen my keys?
It is a bit cumbersome for a key chain, but I dare you to tell him that!
I said, "Get off my lawn you damn teenagers!"
You should really be more careful where you point that fork
Has anyone seen the keys for the trigger lock?
and i thought they took it too far withthe Swiss army knife with the laser pointer!
by far the greatest camping tool ever, has untensils for eating, a floodlight for moving in the dark, and an AR-15 for when those pesky terrorists attack.
Yeah I been working on this baby in the basement. Whaddya think?
Neighbor's dog won't stop barking? No problem.
Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,
she was the one,
a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun.
(turdy point buck)
It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Anyone seen my keys?
Now if I could only fit my camo Snuggie on here...
There is a gun for everyone, even geeks!
Sure it's not all necessary, but I have the option.
Freeze gopher!!
A spoon? That's ridiculous!
Well I think that's everything. Oh crap...I forgot the ammo!
Don't you ever question the legitimacy of my MIT engineering degree again!!
A chance to win a hedge trimmer? Heck, I thought this WAS a hedge trimmer!
The Swiss Army's new weapon of choice.
Wow! That deer has a knife growing out of it's antlers! Oh wait...
When one flashlight just isn't enough.....
Got RAIL?
Unveiling the new Swiss Army rifle.
The Sportsman 9000 is also available in a Deluxe Model (not pictured).
Danny's newest invention solved his light collection problem as well as a few other refinements.
I hope no one used this already. Godzilla's ass is mine!
What is this thing?
Marty started to wonder if time travel hadn't affected Doc Brown's once brilliant mind.
the only thing it's missing is a comb for that hair
Why the Swiss stick to pocket knives
The only thing it doesn't have is a Kawasaki Hedge trimmer!!!
You can pry his key fob from his cold dead fingers!!!
You know what they say, only those prepared deserve to suceed.
Hey Odd Job, stick to throwing your hat.
Go ahead. Make my day.
Buffet?.... Gotta full plate!!!!
So, whose bright idea was it to put Charlie Sheen in charge of weapons developement?
Now where can i mount the TV and Wii , remotes???
**** F&S hunting regulation announcement ****
Legalized night hunting in all 50 States! Jim Chu is shown here demonstrating his latest invention "The poor man's night vision system". Jimmy says "Its the Rolls Royce of affordable night vision, can be mounted to any weapon and comes with a free gold plated swiss army knife". Happy hunting America!
Got 'em in my sites, Boss!
So it must be true. MacGyver is now designing weapons overseas. This also explains why they never let him carry on the show!!!!
The Swiss have done it yet again!
Hey guys do you like my new home defense weapon? Oh and how would you like your burger?
Crazy gun smith seconds before getting scope eye...
Now where did I put that trigger?
I'll bet Mr. Petzal doesn't have a gun like this....
Go...Go...Gadget Gun!!!
This will be a Snipe Hunt to remember.
UN FINDS WYLIE COYOTE HIGH TECH RR 2000 WEAPON IN EAST ASIA
Some assembley required, generator is optional.
It's nice to see the little kid from the movie Goonies is now into firearms.
... AND it folds neatly into your wallet.
Where is the earth shattering KABOOM!?!
There should have been and earth shattering KABOOM!!!!
the song "turdy point buck", Betty lou she was the one a combination AK 57 oozy radar tripple barrel double scoped heat seaking shotgun.
Confucious say: "Bring enough Gun."
Missed it by that much!
Why wouldn't you?
Let me get this straight. How did you put out your left eye, again?
This baby does everything but kiss you good-night!
Go Go Gadget Security System
Dammit !!!! where did I mount that %$$%^^%^##%^ ignition lock ??????
Gun weight- 14 lbs.
Owner's manual -25 lbs.
IQ to operate it- more than you weigh!
SMILE AND WAIT FOR THE FLASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can tell it's a foreign import; it has Japanese sights!
No one at hunting camp can one up me this year.
For an extra $100 you can get it in Advantage Max 4.
Being prepared for anything just took on a whole new meaning
This is the best Swiss Army Knife on the planet
Have Gun--will do anything I darn well please!
Shiatsu knife Co introduces the newest Redneck Multitool...
It slices, dices, chops, blends and stings just a little bit!
It's a conversation piece!
You should see his fishing pole...
Kodak is expanding it's point and shoot market, to include home defense.
Bloomberg's gonna have a fit!
That wascallwy wabbit wan off wit my wemote for the WAST time!
What good is this dam gun if I can't fire it from my IPHONE
"Mr. Coyote, this is the ACME Co. product safety division calling with a VERY important recall notice...."
"Let's see the Leatherman Company turn me down now..."
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Who needs Bells and Whistles?
Lights, Camera... Action!!!
LLOYD! WHERE'S THE DANG CAMERA?
But wait! Pay with your credit card and we'll double your order!
in the news today a man attempting to break into a home was temporarily blinded by an AR-15 equipped with several high intensity lights. The alleged thief claims his right to work was violated and is seeking undisclosed damages
Wwwwaaait for it.....Wwwaaaait for it...WHAT the FORK!
The AR 2012 allthing is also available in lefthand model.
Not only do you get all this, but there's an app for that as well!
always bring a gun to a knife fight.
Today, Colt announced the release of it's Leatherman M4 series...
Of course I have a sling. It's right............Doh!
Finally its the "Illudium PU-36 Space Modulator"!!!
:)
The kitchen sink? I milled the upper receiver from it!
We're gonna need a bigger case...
That's right buck, just look at the birdie...
It shoots...videos!
You betcha, it's loaded!
I couldn't afford the one with the ginsu knives!
What do you mean where's the toilet paper?
Do you think I should wear the Mossy Oak Breakup or the Seclusion 3D?
universal soldier!
Wiley, "Let's see that damned roadrunner get away this time!"
1. "From the ashes comes... The FUKUSHIMA Spawn ... born in the crucible of a nuclear meltdown."
2. "Now, bring on GODZILLA"
3. "Got Radiation?"
4. "Radiation: It'll either stick to you or grow out of you"
Holy Kaw! It's a Jedi mind trick!
Mark my words; "If I can't dice it, slice it, blind it, shoot it, open it or make it smile... I will eat it."
Don't worry, I'm a Boy Scout....Always prepared.
Don't worry, I'm a Boy Scout....Always prepared.
Honey, I'm home...
You raff, you ruse. You ruse big mister!
They ain't gettin away this time.
John was willing to try anything to better deal with his cross-eye dominance.
Okay Mr Raccoon, let's see you dig in my trash this TIME!
"Today's modern sporting rifles are just another step..."
SQUIRREL!
I'm ready Mr. Gopher... lets play some Marco Polo.
Don't touch that mouse...NEW from Ronco...it's the all new "Blast-O-Matic"!!!!! Order now for just $19.99, that's right just $19.99....be the envy of your friends...from bird watchers to the Safari hunter. Supplies are limited (as you might expect) so don't wait. Order now and get a second "Blast-O-Matic" for only 99 cents...plus shipping and handling...call now.
Standard issue, Mexican SWAT Rifle
Finally, the unveiling of the weapon that was finally able to take out Osama Bin Ladin!
Asian hunting at it's best, with this Singapore Browning 1300 mag. rifle.
Enter to Win at NorthAmaricanHunter.com
Asian hunting at it's best, with this Singapore Browning 1300 mag. rifle.
Enter to Win at NorthAmaricanHunter.com
With the news of the newly commissioned Swiss Military, the engineers over at Victorinox have started make prototypes of what they hope will be the choice weapon of its new fighting force.
Asian thinking....."Totally rigged out for those nasty NY Central Park squirrels now".
Wow, we definitely would have gotten our asses kicked if the Vietcong had this gun back in Nam'!
Also, whoever Photoshopped this should have taken the Asian guy out and put a Marine behind the gun.
Chitty-Chitty BANG BANG!
Sons Of Guns Season 2!
The Red Jacket Lucky Ch-AR-m
"...You might be a Redneck..."
I'll bet he talks softly.
Made in China; NOT!
Introducing the Spoon Bayonet.
Just so that you can take a soup break during battle.
But will it blend?
You should see his bow.
The sad part, it was replaced by a newer more advanced model the next day!!!
Now I'll get that wascally wabbit!!
And in other news, China continues to attempt to develop its own "Seal Team Six" soldiers as shown here.
I just got this gun for my wife, best trade I have ever made!
I just got this gun for my wife, best trade I have ever made!
If he ever stops laughing I can get a head shot!
Really Q, I think you've out done yourself this time.
Semi-automatic rifle meets modern day US congressional compromise.
I said, stop laughing at my birdie...
Permit? I don't need no stinking permit.
The new iGun, from Apple. It was only a matter of time.
Damn, I forgot the ammo again!!!!
The long-anticipated megamerger and consolidation of Remington, Bushnell, and Surefire produced some, er, unexpected results.
hello wabbit
The long-anticipated megamerger and consolidation of Remington, Bushnell, Gerber, and Surefire produced some, er, unexpected results.
For game in those hard to reach places
we can do this the easy way... or the hard way
"Officer I have no idea why those 17 deer are dead but i can assure you I had nothing to do with it."
"Oh my god, I shot my eye out"
Chief Engineer, "Data" Wang states "The light weight and simplicity are what make it truly versatile"
The New & Improved Official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! "Safety Glasses not included"
Winner of the KCR Assualt Rifle Competition, Richard "Data" Wang, Sponsored by Masterlock, Streamlight, Swiss Army, and Carry-Lite.
Let's see your daughter sneak this off the dresser to go for a joy ride!
Who said you can't have your Pheasant and eat it too?
Goonies never say die!
I almost bought one for my son, but he said it was "Too Fluffy"
Voted Top Pick by Concealed Carry Magazine
This is where the term "Overkill" came from
Can't wait to get a hold of Field & Stream's Review
"The Solution"
- To what?
- To Everything
I heard the Flux Capacitor jams
Ideal for light-framed shooters
The long K.I.S.S. goodnight!
I'm tired of setting Booty Traps!
I love Airsoft!
No birds are going to get away from me with this setup!
Inevitable end for the hunter who blames unfilled tags on his equipment.
"Now I just need to sight it in, then I'll be ready."
I don't know, I think it is missing a few things. Where's the tactical cup holder?
No need to have your small child assist you with the spotlight in your poaching raids, we present...The Gothca! Also great for nighttime Hog Hunting with full-auto selection! They won't get away this time!
Never lose your keys again!
Nature's way of saying "don't touch"
Dang It! I forgot the kitchen sink.
Look up "overKILL" in the dictionary and this is what you will see.
If only Wile E Coyote had one of these....
When the wife told me that anything I wasn't using in the garage had to go, this was my solution.
The new standard issue boy scout knife.
Our Japanese allies are ready to help us in Afghanistan. Just one shot is all their asking for.
Coming soon to your local Wal-mart camping accessories shelves!
Rube Goldberg was finally completely satisfied with one of his inventions.
You want my second ammendment, come and get it !!!
Go ahead punk, make my day! Oh, and make some lunch too. I brought my own utensils.
"It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack."
This guy has gotten a lot more badass since his childhood role in "The Goonies".
What? Pelican doesn't make a case this large?!
"This is for blowing nose with hot towel at sushi bar... ARIGATO MUTHA!"
No matter how well Drew sighted in, he could not hit the fork.
looks like the asain kid from 'The Goonies' is doing everything he can to not get laid
Now, time to fix the kitchen sink!
No more deer in the headlights, no more pork, I want a balanced budget!!
OK Boys, I think you should pass a balanced budget just like us poor folks have too, and by the way the 2nd admendment means what it says!
Now that's a ZOMBIE gun!!!
"This is my rifle...and flashlight, and spotlight, and utensils, and decoy, and can opener, and..."
When I carry it concealed, it makes him look hippy.
Dude! Forget the deer, did you check out the hottie next door?
Love this new "right to carry" law
Well it has the 30,000 giga-watt deer shiner, but is there a cigarette lighter in the butt?
Anger Management!!
All this can be yours for just $19.95! That's right! Just $19.95! And if you call right now, we'll throw in a custom aluminum and leather carrying case for free. Operators are standing by. Call now. 1-800-555-1234.
Oh heck, my wife doesn't really need that operation.
I don't need no hedgetrimmer!
"Be vealy, vealy quiet. . .I am hunting labbitts.
All I nee now to complete my survival kit is an ice cold beer.
"Batteries not included"
The BAFTE will take 2,000 to send to Mexico and ban them here, the knive has to many uses a clear violation unless the mag is removed.
U.S. Navy Seals.. Osama Bin Laden. Me and this here gun? Christo.
If only I could remember to load this BEFORE the wave of chupacabra's charge me!
MANUFACTURER'S WARNING:
DO NOT MISPLACE OWNER'S INSTRUCTION HANDBOOK!
With this I can see the wine bottle, but where is the cork screw?
For the Guy who has everything....bolted, taped, and glued to his AR.
It will slice, it can dice and do Julian fries, and its all yours for the low price of $1999.00, but act now and you can get another for the price of $1.00 imagine the look of excitement you will get in you neighborhood as you walk down the street with both these babies in your hands, this offer valid to only those with a IQ of 0.5 or less and a letter endorsed by your dead great great grandfather. This offer not valid in any state of the USA and no foreign orders accepted
NEW!! from Ronco... the AR5000. call 555-br49, operators are standing by. only $19.95 (batterys not included).
Keys included....just add Lead!
IT IS BEST TO CONFUSE THE ENEMY!
When you need the power, only Duracell will Go the Distance.
I forgot to mention, it is very important that we do not cross the streams. That would be extrodinarily bad.
--Ghostbusters-Eagon--
What do you mean by "We shipped some rifle kits with the wrong parts"?
"AR-15, you never know when you'll need anything."
It was Bigfoot I know it was Bigfoot.
Little Johnny just passed his Hunters Education course and I wanted to get him something special for deer hunting. I purchased the stipped down model, don't want to go overboard. Comes with a 500 page users manual.
Apocalypse Multi-tool
Now, where did that damn bird go?
Who says you need more than one gun in your collection?
Smile.Everyone say whiskey.
Just seems like I forgot something......oh yeah the kitchen sink!
Yoyodyne Laboratories night vision scope is what one might classify as.................."conventional".
US Army standard issue.
Hey! I can see Russia from here.
My friends said that joining the Swiss Army would be a "Hoot", but this rates a solid "Hoot and a Holler"!
TSA "Enhances" Patdowns
Seal Team 6, here I come!
for the hunter who's missing... everything...
Somewhere, Rick Moranis is smiling.
Seal Team 6, here I come!
Honey,...what's for dinner?
Leggo My Eggo Fool!
Here we have our basic Kawasaki 8000 multi-tool with canary air quality device. Canary replacements sold at Petco. Hedge trimmer attachment sold separately.
Pimpin' ain't easy
Pull!
my toothpick is on the 1911
The Donger need food!
Behold, the classic Overcompensator!
...now where the hell is that freakin' radioactive mutated green lizard...
And this one pulls the zipper up.
What!? No decoder ring?
Ok,lets see-if I move the sight this way,than I can pull the trigger to shoot,than gut the animal with this at that angle with the light,"oh darn I forgot again"!!!
Finally, a weapon that the evil Dr. Claw can use to take down Gadget....this message will self destruct in 3...2...
There! Quick! Oh, I lost him.
Ammo damn I knew I forgot something!
Now if I could HOLD this sucker up!
How do I turn off this flippin' photoshop attachment?!
Now that's a killer App!
It's over, the "Fat Lady" wouldn't fit, but she's singing!
I always had to have all the "Bell and Whistles."
The hiccupp? Shipping cost.
Swiss and Wesson Chinese M & P 300.
Got Whatever A Country Boy Needs!
"Huff" Dear God, "Huff" why didn't I save room for a bipod? "Huff, Huff"
How to photograph a terroist...say cheese!!
I should have bought a case of Preparation H too.
Cover story of the new magazine, "Guns Gone Wild!"
Knife, fork, spoon... I see no chop sticks!?!?
You think this is something, you should see our moon rocket. "Chinese to have man on the moon by 2025."
NOT SHOWN: Hibachi grill counter weight on back with fire starter kit.
Macgyver ain't got nothin' on this guy! "Look at the birdieeee"
#1 "Go! Go! Gadget Tactical carbine"
#2 "smile at the birdie and say cheese"
#3 "i used to be afraid of the dark til i got the this"
#4 "all these lights and i still cant point in a safe direction"
#5 " Yes officer that is my new swiss army knife im carrying"
The answer to the age old question "how many spotlights can you fit on one rife..."
want to see my hand gun!
The answer to the age old question "how many spotlights can you fit on one rife..."
Check out my new M4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
I've seen some pretty amazing key chains but this takes the cake.
it folds up and fits in your back pocket!
Will this fit in my Bug Out Bag?
Dammit !!!! where did I mount that %$$%^^%^##%^ ignition lock ??????
Gun weight- 14 lbs.
Owner's manual -25 lbs.
IQ to operate it- more than you weigh!
After 40 years, I will finally kill the elusive Snipe!
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