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December 23, 2011

Jingle Bells With a 1911

Happy Holidays from the Gun Nuts!

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from Blue Ox wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Proof that Santa is for real...

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from bruisedsausage wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

hmmm, maybe trying to ambush reindeer isn't such a great idea.

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from PbHead wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas to all!

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Just another Christmas in the Petzal household. Merry Christmas all.

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from FOX wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I hope i get one for chistmus.

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from Proverbs wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Until now I wasn't aware that Santa's magic dust worked to create invisble extended clips. Nice video.

Got myself a CDP II for Christmas. Wish I had the red and green tuned steel plates!

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas to ALL!

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from buckstopper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Col. Cooper would be proud. Santa would not have a problem with concealed carry down South and out West but better not get pulled over in New Jersey!

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from Harold wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Now I've heard EVERYTHING! Merry Christmas everyone!

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from youngfisherman wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

He is getting ready to deliver presents in the hood

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from youngfisherman wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

He is getting ready to deliver presents in the hood.

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from chaslee wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

YES VIRGINIA THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS

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from ishawooa wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

A classical Christmas song played with my favorite classical pistol. By the way Santa can you upgrade all of us bloggers to a Les Baer or Ed Brown this year? lol

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE, I HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT IS YOUR BEST ONE YET...

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from JohnR wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas to all. I pray your freezers are full and your hunting season was a resounding success.

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

How cool is that? Wish I´d get one for xmass!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good hunt!

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from ohiodeerhunter wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas everyone!

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from CL3 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I thought it was going to be cheesy, but that was well done!

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from Quiet Loner wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Heavy metal music I can enjoy.

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from Zermoid wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

HAVE A GUNNY CHRISTMAS!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Jingle Bells ?

Drop a .460 Rowland kit in and call it BIG BEN!

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from JCB wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

God Bless America. The only place this would be possible. A blessed Christmas to everyone.

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Ruckweiler wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Hilarious! Like his version better than the old barking dogs song.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Speaking of 1911 stories, here's a good read true or not.

Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m, E.ST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings, I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan ..

She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again}.

After I called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, - on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, '", while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.),

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

Alex

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from Edward J. Palumbo wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Music to my ears!

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from Zermoid wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Beautiful!

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from RangerDansDrink... wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Of course that now makes our hero Alex an armed robber. A sleazy and slick lawyer and that could have turned out just awful.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Somebody has way too much time on their hands...

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from hoytshooter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Santa was test firing my present

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from tleichty1989 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Ah this gave our family a great laugh!

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from bruisedsausage wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

hmmm, maybe trying to ambush reindeer isn't such a great idea.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Speaking of 1911 stories, here's a good read true or not.

Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m, E.ST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings, I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan ..

She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again}.

After I called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, - on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, '", while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.),

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

Alex

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from youngfisherman wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

He is getting ready to deliver presents in the hood

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from Blue Ox wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Proof that Santa is for real...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from PbHead wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas to all!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Just another Christmas in the Petzal household. Merry Christmas all.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from FOX wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I hope i get one for chistmus.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Proverbs wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Until now I wasn't aware that Santa's magic dust worked to create invisble extended clips. Nice video.

Got myself a CDP II for Christmas. Wish I had the red and green tuned steel plates!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas to ALL!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckstopper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Col. Cooper would be proud. Santa would not have a problem with concealed carry down South and out West but better not get pulled over in New Jersey!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Harold wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Now I've heard EVERYTHING! Merry Christmas everyone!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from youngfisherman wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

He is getting ready to deliver presents in the hood.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from chaslee wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

YES VIRGINIA THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ishawooa wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

A classical Christmas song played with my favorite classical pistol. By the way Santa can you upgrade all of us bloggers to a Les Baer or Ed Brown this year? lol

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE, I HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT IS YOUR BEST ONE YET...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from JohnR wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas to all. I pray your freezers are full and your hunting season was a resounding success.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

How cool is that? Wish I´d get one for xmass!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good hunt!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from ohiodeerhunter wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Merry Christmas everyone!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from CL3 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I thought it was going to be cheesy, but that was well done!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Quiet Loner wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Heavy metal music I can enjoy.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Jingle Bells ?

Drop a .460 Rowland kit in and call it BIG BEN!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from JCB wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

God Bless America. The only place this would be possible. A blessed Christmas to everyone.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Carney wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Somebody has way too much time on their hands...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Zermoid wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

HAVE A GUNNY CHRISTMAS!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Ruckweiler wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Hilarious! Like his version better than the old barking dogs song.

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from Edward J. Palumbo wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Music to my ears!

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from Zermoid wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Beautiful!

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from RangerDansDrink... wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Of course that now makes our hero Alex an armed robber. A sleazy and slick lawyer and that could have turned out just awful.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from hoytshooter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Santa was test firing my present

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from tleichty1989 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Ah this gave our family a great laugh!

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