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May 04, 2012

More on Preppers

by David E. Petzal

If you’d really like to depress yourself some evening, watch “Doomsday Preppers” on the National Geographic Channel. The show details the plans of normal, well adjusted people to cope with the aftermath of fiscal collapse, nuclear holocaust, the eruption of Yellowstone, solar flares, and so on.

The New York Times noted with outrage that many of these people were accumulating guns and ammunition in order to defend their 1,500 pounds of MREs and dried brown rice, but stockpiling guns is fine with me. My concern is that most of them seem pretty inexpert with guns. One prepper was counting on a Ruger Number One single-shot which, despite its many splendid qualities, is not what you’d pick to blast the mob at your door. Another managed to shoot off several fingers during a practice session. Yet a third, a resident of the Oligarchy of Bloomberg, took lessons in knife fighting because he was unable to get a gun, ignoring the fact that everyone in the Oligarchy of Bloomberg who wants a gun has one, or several, and when the pistol-waving mob comes to this fellow’s apartment I don’t think that he and his knife will last long.

A dose of reality was interjected into prepping recently when a resident of Washington State, one Peter Keller, shot his wife and daughter to death and then retreated to a heavily fortified bunker which he had spent 8 years digging into a hillside in the woods. The cops found his hole and waited him out. Then, after a 22-hour standoff, they brought in a breeching team and blew the door off his dugout. Inside were copious guns, ammo, body armor, and everything else a good prepper should accumulate. There was also the body of an apparent suicide whom the police believe is Mr. Keller. There went 8 years’ hard work in the time it took a couple of blocks of C-4 to go off.

I have nothing against prepping. I think a certain degree of preparedness is not only worthwhile, but necessary. Hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, ice storms, and Congress are facts of life that are all too real, and we must be able to deal with the havoc they wreak.

But if you have visions of accumulating tons of .223 ammo and dried corn and toughing it out by yourself after Life as We Know It ceases to exist, I suggest you watch a film called Threads, which was made by the BBC in 1984, and shows what life after a nuclear attack is bound to be like. You will not want to be around after the Big One arrives, your 5,000 rounds of 9mm ammo and food dehydrator notwithstanding.

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from CL3 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

DP, completely agree. Way to tie the room together, so to speak, with the Keller story.

I also read the title of your post "More on Preppers" as "Moron Preppers"...! You meant to do that, right?!

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from chuckles wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The show is a hoot. My favorite was the 250lb gal who was bragging about how well she was going to eat after the apocalypse. People watch too many movies or maybe its Steven King that makes 'em that way.

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from chuckles wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The show is a hoot. My favorite was the 250lb gal who was bragging about how well she was going to eat after the apocalypse. People watch too many movies or maybe its Steven King that makes 'em that way.

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from vasportsman wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Sadly it starts with documentaries and is going to lead to more reality TV. Boy I cant wait for "True Life, My Parents are Preppers." and "Intervention: My dad lives in a bunker." My question is with all of this doomsday hype and worry, what happens to the families when doomsday doesn't come? I watched a little bit of one of these shows and a guy spent over $200,000.00 on a bunker in the back yard! I not only see this leading to more strife within families, but hurting the financial and maybe emotional future of their kids! Notwithstanding the crazies. I am not saying I am against being prepared, but seriously?

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from Mike Diehl wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I wonder, though, just how much of the domain of "all preppers" is sampled by these tv shows? They have easy access to people who want 30 seconds of fame. But so what?

I would expect real preppers to be part of a community that has an inkling of what they might want to do if the chips hit the fan. I would also expect that they may not be particularly interested in giving interviews.

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from PbHead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

What's new? I remember the fall out shelters featured in Life and Look magazines. Successful Farmer even showed how to make a quick shelter for cattle. After somebody asked how the herd would survive on radioactive feed, a lot of the digging stopped.

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from jjas wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I wonder how long many of these people will last without their insulin and high blood pressure meds.....

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from davycrockettfv wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I'm not sure I'm interested in living through a nuclear holocaust...

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from Jim in Mo wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

God bless these people, for them I say buy a bunch of shotgun shells for close quarters protection and much, much more fishing line, hooks and sinkers because land roaming animals will soon be in limited supply.

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from Greenhead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Any idea where to find that movie, Mr. Petzal. I went to add it to my Netflix queue, but it appears they do not have it.

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from Greenhead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

And Amazon only has it in Region 2 DVDs, meaning we can't watch it here. Where on earth did you see that thing?

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from deadeyedick wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

They should have called them the doomsday poopers because they are going to eat a lot crap when nothing happens. ZOMBIES it's all about zombies millions of zombies. It the big fad these days in movies and tv , we will be up to our neck in zombies. I think they produce them in a factory in Peoria illinois. lol no offense.
People never cease to amaze me. I think "big chief cuttenheadoff" decided to have a sacrifice that day and chose the man that was making the mayan calender.
If and that's a mighty big IF something does happen I don't want to be around . I saw that movie too.

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from PbHead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

to deadeyedick: No offense about the Zombies coming from Peoria or the rest of Illinois. However, our Illinois Zombies are usually harmless as they are too busy voting early and often.

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from woodsdog wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The show is mildly entertaining and I agree with DP, if something "big" happens.... we're all up shits creek anyway.... or are we? Maybe we're the fools not doing anything. My wife and I debate this all the time. I see how much these people are spending on the "what-if" and begin to think about taking my family out shooting more, stocking up on some basic bug out kits just in case. It does make you think a little. I do think some people are just wired to survive and others..... not so much for whatever reason(s). Perhaps its my rural upbringing where my parents and grandparants raised beef cows, planted gardens, canned food and hunted and fished because it was essentially free food. My wife and I still go "blackberrying" every June and we usually end up picking a couple dozen cups for some great blackberry pies. Its just something we like to do. I wonder if it beckons back to those settler-pioneer days of our ancestors... what if they just "gave up" The jury is still out in my mind on this topic. I certainly will not spend my kids college fund on this stuff but teaching my kids some of these basic subsistance living skills will hopefully carry on the genetic code a little longer.

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from Ol Krusty wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The more I hear about crap like this on TV, the happier I am to not have it in my home.

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

A well written piece Dave, but really way too much press attention given to these "Doomsday Poopers". By the way, I thought I was the only person that had heard/seen the 1984 movie "Threads", which I believe the movie was based from computer generated facts of what kind of World a Nu-clear holocust would yield.
As you say Dave,the movie "shows what life after a nuclear attack is bound to be like" which I believe all would agree no one would want to live thru!
And how about these people buying Million dollar-Plus,underground condos..ah, that's just rediculous people with too much money.

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from 1uglymutha wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

zombies? really? wtf? am i living in the same world as everybody else? civilization could end in a variety of violent scenarios, but zombies? c'mon man!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Sure, Zombies are a reality. Why else would Hornady and Ruger brand ammo and pistols with Zombie stuff? LOL

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from WyoTom wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I'll have to try to find "Threads." Another, harrowing film in apparently the same vein: Peter Watkins' 1965 pseudo-documentary, "The War Game."

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from Quahog wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Time to get in line for a pallet of Polident!

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from PawPaw wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

It's not the holocaust that bothers most folks, it's the little stuff that makes your life go sideways. Floods and tornadoes, hurricanes and tsunamis, stuff like that. Relatively small isolated events that only impact a small portion of the population.

They all laughed, 10 years ago, when I reminded them that New Orleans was below sea level. Then Katrina. I wonder how many folks in Tuscallossa lost their emergency supplies last year?

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from DNME wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Zombies are real, in a sense. They make a good "all-purpose monster" for planning purposes, but they are sorta real. Sorta.

At some point, starving people would become desperate and not think much beyond their raging need to consume. Zombies, in a way. They most likely wouldn't eat your brains, but your garden and your chickens would be gone in seconds. You could try to reason with them, but good luck with that.

If you have enough food to run a soup kitchen, God bless you. But if you don't ... ?

I'm not a big prepper, but I can see how even a minor glitch (diesel fuel to supply the supermarkets, electric failure, etc.) could have huge effects. Keeping a few weeks worth of food in the basement -- and a good rifle -- makes perfect sense to me.

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from Captjim wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

You better believe doomsday is real threat. It's probably not going to be a solar flair, meteor, nuclear bomb, earthquake, or gama ray burst. It's going to be the day that the takers will outnumber the makers. It might not be this election cycle (or maybe it will) but sooner or later there are going to be more people to vote for a president that gives them free stuff at the expense of the working class. When that happens the makers will eventually get fed up and sit down like a donkey that's whipped too much. That's when the economy is going to collapse (if the debt doesn't do it first). Then all heck's going to break loose. It will be especially bad in the big cities were the people can't wipe their own rear ends without help from the government. Occupy WS is just a small sign of things to come. Forget about the Myan calendar. You need to worry about food stamps running out. Then we are going to have about 70 million zombies running around looking for the deer jerky you made with your food dehydrator. I suggest the 762x39. More bang for the buck.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I agree that a few weeks' supply of of provisions should be enough for any reasonably foreseeable emergency (short of a nuclear attack, in which case too much would not be enough).

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from Wolfjaw wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Another winning post in the Petzal "Use Common Sense Folks" sweepstakes.

I completely agree with DP that the pap we're fed via the T.V. teat is oversensationalized, often grossly inaccurate and usually a blatant misrepresention of reality. [Thank heaven that there are still some excellent programs to be enjoyed ...GUN NUTs readily comes to mind as an outstanding example of integrity in T.V. programming] That said, I am astonished to find many people viewing the so called reality shows can't distinguish crap from credibility. Sad!

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I agree with Dave. If the apocalypse comes, I'll only need one round to get myself out of it ... and into a nice comfy body bag, provided someone else is around to zip it up. Even as a kid I chuckled at people building bomb shelters in their basements. I grew up in a federal project community (for a very large dam built in what was then remote Montana). Once a month or so, the locality would have a social gathering at the community hall (which is still there) for a giant potluck, some card games, and then government propoganda movies. I have graphic recollections of the 16mm flicks depicting hydrogen bomb testing and the usual footage of the aftermath of the Japanese nuke strikes. I was probably only four years old at the time. Even at that young age these movies left me with the very accurate image of the futility of life after nuclear bombs.

The preppies are so out of touch with reality it's scary. Would be less so if they didn't have an arsenal of guns and ammo and so anxious for an excuse to use it.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

If it ever gets to the point that I have to start shooting my starving fellow Canadians or Americans to keep from starving myself ... really, what kind of world would that be to live in anyway? I think it would be pointless to even try to stay alive. Perhaps that explains why the Jews in Nazi Germany just rolled over and accepted their doom. If everything they believed in was suddenly gone and no hope of it coming back, what is the reason to keep hanging on? I'm not so sure that the preppies wouldn't be the biggest reason for me to throw in the towel.

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from Subzero wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Ontario horn honker, I think there are a whole bunch of us that wish you would just throw in the towel.

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from chuck the weasel wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I find the show very entertaining. That being said, broadcasting the fact that you have a ton of food on television is a great way to get unwanted visitors if there is a disaster. Some of these people are nutjobs, but I bet there are some good preppers out there somewhere

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Ah, Subzero (or whoever you are), another phantom with nothing to show for himself. Guess I can understand why you have nothing to add but sarcasm. Probably too young or inexperienced to have anything of value to add. That would be my guess. A wannabee. Or a troll.

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from CL3 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

OH should stay and continue to contribute.

Subzero, don't let the door hit ya, holmes... beat it.

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from Mark-1 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I blush remembering I got into this survival thing back in the mid-70’s. Guy named Mel Tappan had a monthly piece in a Peterson Publication. I initially thought Mel had something until he went off on the deep end demanding survival depended upon having a large fortune in guns and a HIDEOUT in the mountains with three growing seasons. I lost my regard for the fellow especially when he died of a heart attack developed by a swimming pool injury. I'm wiser now.

BTW I know something about nuke war via military. No one knows for certain what a post nuclear environment be. I recall the big ‘80’s splash when Nuclear Winter theory came out [think Carl Sagan was one] after a bunch of prof’s likely had a mold wine party one night. Military eventually discounted it, but they gave it attention because *They* don't know for certain what a post-nuke world will be.

I did see two documentaries that seem pretty accurate on Post-Nuke Environment. One is a NatGeo program called, “Aftermath; Population Zero”. The other is a recent documentary [Nova?] on what the area around Chernobyl is 25-years after the disaster.

I was amazed Nature has taken over and is curing Chernobyl even though it looks like a scene from “Legend” with wolf packs returning and etc.

“Earth produces poison, but it also produces the cure.”

Wanna Survive, Preppie? Keep it light. Keep it mobile. Never hit Force head-on; Re-direct it.
Learn to become part of the Group. You’ll never make it on your own.

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from jmshackelfo@aol.com wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I had a captain (army ranger) tell me "a true ranger only carries what he needs to get something better".
I have a couple of rifles and a hand full of ammo, but if you really have to go into the survival on your own road, pounds of freeze dried food and tons of ammo isn't what you want to be carrying.

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from Safado wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Living in California not having an earthquake kit is arguably irresponsible. Mine is a large rolling Rubbermaid garbage can stuffed with bottled water, canned goods, a first aid kit, battery powered radio, blankets and a camp stove. Add some mad money, a few pistols, rifles and ammo..."what me worry"!

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from JohnR wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Hey stop blaming Stephen King for the doomsday stuff. I have not read any of his books that has anything to do with a doomsday scenario and he surely didn't invent zombies. :-)
I suppose many of you remember the end of the world predictions for year 2000 when all our computers were going to crash and the world was going to be thrown into chaos. I had several acquaintances who stockpiled dehydrated food and ran off to the mountains to wait it out and nothing happened. When they returned I was like "so what are you going to do with all that food?"
I opine that if there ever comes a SHTF situation, it will be due to an economical collapse or something like that.
Even if that happens, we somehow managed as a country to weather out the depression. Now I will hazard to say that I feel people today are wound tighter than they were in the 1930's and are used to more creature comforts and convenience than people had back then.
I also opine that bugging out to the wilderness is a bad idea because isolating oneself has its inherent disadvantages. The biggest of course is what if you are discovered by a band of brigands. If one did not choose an excellent defendable position for the homestead, then one may simply find oneself out gunned. Or, the brigands can do what the Washington police did and just wait you out.
I feel that our strength will lie in our sense of community. If you know your neighbors and can work together, as a group, your chances of weathering out a storm will be much greater. I have seen this occur first hand during some of the many hurricanes that have made landfall at or very close to our area. We shared gas for generators, food, water and helped each other clean up. I really think that is how one survives a disaster. I have plenty of firearms, and offered to loan them to friends and neighbors if they needed them to feel secure at night until some semblance of order was restored.
I think sometimes we sell ourselves short when it comes to a bad situation. Don't get me wrong; I know there are opportunists, criminals, and looters that will always attempt to take advantage of a bad situation, but I still believe that those persons are in the low percentile of society.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

To put this into prospective. Jersey Shore started out as a bunch of college kids renting a house for summer break. In reality a group with various substance abuse and daddy issues nerdowells. Without a GED among them. Don't put any credence in the Electric Fire Place. Oh for the good old days. When the end of days guys walked around wearing a sandwich sign.

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from JamesD wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I like the show especially the clever contraptions and shelters some of the people come up with. It's a testimonial to the fact that american ingenuity is alive and well. However I also have a problem with the firearms part of it. Most of the people own too many different types in which stockpiling ammo and spare parts is going to create its own set of problems. Another beef I have is this idea that they're protecting themselves against marauding gangs. I think that some of them have watched too many Mad Max movies. Marauding in a post apocalyptic world would be a logistical problem to say the least. To supply a roving army with food, fuel and ammo in a world of limited resources is highly unlikely. I don't think that most people with the exception of a few would turn their weapons on their friends and neighbors who didn't prepare that would just be inhuman. To coin a line off an old western "killing don't mix well with a man's supper".

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Zombies are for real, boys and girls. Anybody who doubts this need merely take a look at the U.S. Congress, on either side of the aisle.
As to surviving a nuclear holocaust, consult the Japanese. They have first hand experience.

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from scratchgolf72 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

if you guys really want a doomsday just vote obama in for a second term, then well get the economic collapse we want to spark the doomsday!!

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from firedog11 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I think everyone should have some sort of self reliance training including self defense. In Md about 20 years ago a large area was hit by a tornado and was with out power for at least a month. If the government hadn't supplied all their needs most would have been in serious trouble and may not survived. If the Feds hadn't stepped in and assist with Katrina how many would have survived.
The big difference between now and the great depression was the number of people who lived in cities and those who lived in rural areas. If an economic crisis shut down the system, most cities could not last more than 3 days without massive amounts of aid. Numbers of hungry angry hordes demanding their creature comforts be met will not respond well to no. Many people back then could survive with the basic skills they had , most people today can't work any tools at all.
Threads can be found on you tube in parts.

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from O Garcia wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The Walking Dead syndrome is upon us.

Seriously though, why not keep your choices to a basic "big" bolt or lever rifle, .30-30 or .308 or .30-06, which will handle deer and even stray cows, plus the occasional two-legged varmint, and will have plenty of ammo available, a .22LR rimfire for most of the animals you will be realistically hunting or poaching, and a shotgun for everything else. You won't need to wingshoot in an apocalyptic world, unless you want to preserve the skill for future generations, so you'd probably be better off whacking ducks, geese and turkey with the .22LR, much less recoil and more accurate. A .22 will also let you carry more ammo. Plus, .22's kill hooked gators (from The Walking Dead to Swamp People! Too much TV!)

Learn how to grow veggies in pots or small boxes. Tomatoes and citruses just might save you from an inglorious death from scurvy (and if someone mistakes you for a zombie, you will get shot).

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from O Garcia wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

-a windmill or a hand pump for your water supply

-an efficient wood stove (so you can boil that water, for starters, and so you can cook and warm yourself)

-a bicycle, or maybe a horse if you don't like pedaling, so you can reserve that precious gasoline or diesel for escaping zombies

-optional: a gasifier so you can generate fuel gas for the generator from organic stuff (wood chips, saw dust, corn cobs, charcoal) or inorganic stuff (coal, no longer usable rubber tires), so you can reserve that precious gasoline or diesel for escaping zombies

-really extreme: a means of making blackpowder

-grow tobacco, I hear its juice makes excellent insecticide (for your potted or plotted veggies and fruits), and if everything's gone to hell, at least you can enjoy a cigar before the zombies eat your brains. just make sure you have that flint fire starter

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

crm3096

Hey trooper, where ya' been? Glad to see you back !

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from jcarlin wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I agree with Mike Deihl but take it a bit farther. One of your largest problems assuming you survive catastophic event X is going to be hanging on to what you've got. Being armed is good. Advertising on national television that there's a year's supply of rations at your house and you're trying to hold it with a knife is bad. Really, really bad. I don't think you're seeing the sharp end of Darwin's stick on that show.

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from Oryx wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Hope that nuc-U-ler blast doesn't knock out my food plot and tower feeders.

Anyone know if scent-lock will work after a large dose of ionizing radiation?

"In a world of madness...a hero will rise...BILL HEAVEY!"

I need coffee.

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from RandyMI wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Never mind any minor occurances or inconveniences.... What about prepping for the real "Big One"---- Armegeddon! That's the one I want to survive!

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from RandyMI wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

To your question---- "Why else would Hornady and Ruger brand ammo and pistols with Zombie stuff? LOL "
It's all about SALES! :-)

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from Brian W. Thair wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

If the planet goes nuclear, there is just one last thing I'll need to do: Take my lawn chair up on the roof with a big bottle of rum and watch the whole thing come down.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Do you really want to see what Americans are like in a doomsday scenario: Read David Mccullough "THE JOHNSTOWN FLOOD".

And always in any hard scenario Those with character survive, those without it; don't.

Going rural won't help in 2050, the US of A is to add another 100 million people. It will look like Tokyo in most places.

Ontario old buddy; You keep on chiming in. I read your comments FIRST; Some I agree with and some not so much, but they are always interesting and most are thought through. I for one want to hear your opinion.

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from ohiodeerhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

JohnR-

"Hey stop blaming Stephen King for the doomsday stuff. I have not read any of his books that has anything to do with a doomsday scenario"

Say what?
Don't read much Steven king do you?
Ever hear of a book called "The Stand"?
-by Mr. King,was even made into a T.V. miniseries,then a movie- was about a doomsday scenario
- a "superflu" disease released from an army research facility infected the whole U.S. A.
-book didn't say much about the rest of the world-but in the U.S. all the "good guys" went to Boulder CO. and the "bad guys" went to Vegas to start over.

"We shared gas for generators, food, water and helped each other clean up. I really think that is how one survives a disaster."

Agreed-and that would likely be the scenario in rural areas,and "outer ring" suburbs- the inner cities would be a different story-not only do they not have generators-most don't have anything for emergencies-some because they are poor-others because they are drug addicts,or drug dealers,and/or other assorted crimnals and riff-raff wouldn't share anything-they would try to sell bottles of water for $25.00 each though-with the gangs dividing up the "turf".

"I know there are opportunists, criminals, and looters that will always attempt to take advantage of a bad situation, but I still believe that those persons are in the low percentile of society."

Try living in NE Ohio-in say Cleveland or Akron-then tell me what percentage of the population you think are NOT opportunists,criminals,looters ect.

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from Longbeard wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

JohnR: I guess you have not read "The Stand" trilogy or saw the so-so 1994 mini-series starring Gary Sinise that has been on TV multiple times. It is about the fight between good and evil, figuratively and literally, after a deadly flu virus is accidentally released from a govt lab.

Altlhough this type scenario is possible, something on a smaller scale due to an Act of God is far more likely. Witness what happened in NO after Katrina as some have mentioned here, or the lawlessness that was unleashed in South Dade County after Hurricane Andrew. I lived 30 miles north of where the eye hit and every day the news from Kendall and Homestead grew more and more desperate, with stories of people rushing relief trucks, stealing food and water, and attacking those who were not armed or gathered together with their neighbors for protection.

I worked for a bank that had foreclosed on a mobile home park in Homestead. 6 months after the storm, I had to go inspect the then vacant site (the only thing left was the concrete trailer pads with rebar sticking up). It took a while to find it because all street signs were gone, most houses were in at least some state of damage with many roofless, and the 20ft high piles of debris lining both sides of the streets made navigating pretty difficult. Most trees (most were southern pines) were either gone, snapped in two like toothpicks, or the few that were left standing were stripped of all leaves/needles. After about 45 minutes of driving around, I realized I was feeling depressed just looking at the destruction.

A few months later, FEMA took over the MH park, bringing in white, otherwise non-descript trailers for those who could not afford to escape the misery of living in the area. Crack dealers soon moved in and essentially took over the park, terrorizing the few nice people who had nowhere else to go, robbing, beating, and even raping a couple of women. The police were afraid to go there for fear of being overwhelmed by so many baddies. FEMA eventually had to shut the place down even though there it was full.

In the meantime, the nice Southwest Broward neighborhood my wife and I lived in became over run with South Dade refugees. The crime rate started to climb (we were burgled twice). At that time, the only gun I had was a Winchester Model 12; fortunately, the burglers didn't find it (just all my wife's jewelry and all my electronics). I slept with it under the bed with 4 in the mag and a box of #6 duck loads on the bedstand. Not long afterward, my bank employer was bought out, I got a great severance package, and a better new job back in my hometown in SW FLA.

My next gun purchase will be an MSR in a bigger caliber and LOTS OF CLIPS!

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from Longbeard wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

oops, sorry OHDH, I guess you posted your comments as I was writing mine. Great minds think alike.

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from AJMcClure wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I have watched some of those shows and more than prepared the folks appear par2012anoid, when chaos hits it won't be who has the biggest most prepared bug out bag it will be about location. Solar flares, glacier melts, earthquakes, magnetic , shifts are real phenomenons, but will they unfold Dec 2012, probably not, but just in case, I am building up some culinary skills to help me ride out the apocalypse (see my profile) Cheers

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I can´t believe Jeronimo never was mentioned. Too mild mannered way to survive the apocalypse?
That would be the most likely way to survive a cathastrophic shut down of civilization, putting each one´s habilities to the common good, at least in rural areas with strong community bonds.

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from redfishunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I didn't believe the Mayan thing till I read that Snooki's (the trashy girl on T.V. that is raising America's youth) baby is due the same day the Mayan calendar says that the world will end....

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

redfishunter,

You may have something there. When people start to pay and idolize pure-dee white trash like Snooki, that right there is a sure sign that The End is near....

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Oops! That would be Jericho, not Jeronimo.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

WAM; Snookie's purdy? Seriously? Man am I out of touch.

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from wier.doug wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I know all it would take for my world to come to an end would be losing my job. Maybe instead of rice and ammo these guys ought to look at storing away some money for a more likly end of "my" world senario.

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from O Garcia wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

that's assuming we don't get down to bartering. paper money, on its own, is nothing, in everyday usage it is only worth something because something else (the Federal Reserve, gold deposits, etc.) is backing it up. If the government falls, paper money could lose most, if not all, of its value.

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from MReeder wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Can't argue with most of DP's observations, although I do think every day spent above ground beats the alternative; nuclear holocaust notwithstanding. As Bill Buckley once said, a human being can only sustain so much grief before becoming numbed to it. If you've already lost a ton of your friends and most of your relatives then you're not really going to be paralyzed into inaction by the immolation of everyone living in Pakistan. There's an old newsroom saying that the amount of carnage required to justify local news time or space for a foreign disaster increases in direct proportion to the distance of the event. Pretty much the same thing.
Leaving nukes aside, it never hurts to be ready for the occasional earthquake or hurricane. That's just following the Boy Scout motto. Preparing to fend off actual zombies is probably taking it a little too far.
Speaking of which, The Stand's not Stephen King's only end-of-the-world scenario. He laid out pretty much the same thing in The Cell, not to mention the more geographically limited but still wholesale destruction he rained down more than once on the towns of Salem's Lot and Castle Rock.

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from IowaGuy wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

Great post full of common sense DP.

Einstein had a quote "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

If this happens hope a nuke lands 50 feet from my house with all my loved ones gathered round, quick and painless, won't even know it happened.

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from jr9893 wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

Im not gettin too excited about this whole doomsday and zombie apocalypse idea. I think its just another movie idea that scared a bunch of people into buying a bunch of stuff they'll never need

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from mdsulli2 wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

Being prepaired for the natural disasters that are common in your part of the world is just common sense. My depression era grandparents always had a months worth of food in a closet in the basement that they rotated out with the new groceries. Extreme for 70s america? I would not turn my pool into a farm or eat nine month old eggs or buy a fortress in the ground but there are a lot more dangerous hobbies out there.
I say, it is official, Andy Warhol was right. We will feed the american hunger for sensationalism and extremism as long as Pepsico. will buy ad. time. They will as long as we watch, even if just to have a laugh or feel better about our own craziness.

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from Ol67 wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

I agree that some basic preparedness in not only a good idea, but can be cost effective if planned. I don't think I, myself, would WANT to survive after a major disaster (such as a nuclear attack), but would rather survive as comfortably as I COULD, for as long as possible.
I realized I can replace furniture, or a house after a tornado/fire,etc., but not family. I backup my scanned photos/important docuements on two password protected jumpdrives. I keep one in my vault, & one in the saftey deposit box.
Think I might stockpile some bourbon, scotch, etc. Maybe T.P., too....

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from dale freeman wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Just listen at us.
You did not hear this kind of s##t till mr. Obamamama was elected,
What we need "now" is a leader.
Someone to come out and lead us.
Someone to tell us where to go, when to go .
I don't know but i remember the old saying "the only way bad can win, is for good to do nothing".
Do you think it might be to late to call on the Lord?

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

It is never too late or too early to call on the Lord Almighty. This once great nation should be on it's knees daily.

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from dale freeman wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

I thought he just might be a little mad at us and a little bit tired of the way we act.

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from .280Man wrote 45 weeks 5 days ago

Here is a different angle. The Supreme Court just decided that the Government's taxing authority means we all have to buy health insurance. Pretty broad taxing authority. Why not a 1000% tax on "military ammunition" say .223, .308, 9mm? How much will you buy then? As DP has written before ammunition is not getting any cheaper so buy now. How much is the right amount? Rather than measure by how much is needed to shoot up zombies, the correct answer is enough that the Government always feels that the cost to confiscate it is too great.

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from Hastings Lamb wrote 12 weeks 2 days ago

I am not a prepper. But, I was a Boy Scout and still believe in their motto, "Be Prepared." Insofar as prepping for something described as TEOTWAWKI or WTSHTF, etc. yep, there are folk out there taking it to an extreme. As old as I am I can recall back in the 50s when fallout shelters were all the rage. But given the recent issues involving such horrific storms and their resulting aftermath, especially down in Louisana and more recently in New Jersey/New York, it was really horrible to see how quickly human beings can descend on the Maslo's heirarchy of needs pyramid and revert to basic survival instincts. Of course, living in Montana about the worst thing that happens here is an infrequent 17 to 25 inch snow storm and being kept in place for a week or two. That is easy to prep for and we don't have to worry about swarming hordes due to snow depth and sub zero temps. So, a good standby generator and some canned foods/meats from harvest/hunting can go a long way with other common long shelf life supplies. Also, guns are a given fact of life out here and most everyone I know has at least one hunting rifle, a shotgun and a handgun or two along with several hundred rounds for each. If that is being a prepper, then I guess I and many of my friends are guilty!

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from Mike Diehl wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I wonder, though, just how much of the domain of "all preppers" is sampled by these tv shows? They have easy access to people who want 30 seconds of fame. But so what?

I would expect real preppers to be part of a community that has an inkling of what they might want to do if the chips hit the fan. I would also expect that they may not be particularly interested in giving interviews.

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from PbHead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

to deadeyedick: No offense about the Zombies coming from Peoria or the rest of Illinois. However, our Illinois Zombies are usually harmless as they are too busy voting early and often.

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from Captjim wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

You better believe doomsday is real threat. It's probably not going to be a solar flair, meteor, nuclear bomb, earthquake, or gama ray burst. It's going to be the day that the takers will outnumber the makers. It might not be this election cycle (or maybe it will) but sooner or later there are going to be more people to vote for a president that gives them free stuff at the expense of the working class. When that happens the makers will eventually get fed up and sit down like a donkey that's whipped too much. That's when the economy is going to collapse (if the debt doesn't do it first). Then all heck's going to break loose. It will be especially bad in the big cities were the people can't wipe their own rear ends without help from the government. Occupy WS is just a small sign of things to come. Forget about the Myan calendar. You need to worry about food stamps running out. Then we are going to have about 70 million zombies running around looking for the deer jerky you made with your food dehydrator. I suggest the 762x39. More bang for the buck.

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from vasportsman wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Sadly it starts with documentaries and is going to lead to more reality TV. Boy I cant wait for "True Life, My Parents are Preppers." and "Intervention: My dad lives in a bunker." My question is with all of this doomsday hype and worry, what happens to the families when doomsday doesn't come? I watched a little bit of one of these shows and a guy spent over $200,000.00 on a bunker in the back yard! I not only see this leading to more strife within families, but hurting the financial and maybe emotional future of their kids! Notwithstanding the crazies. I am not saying I am against being prepared, but seriously?

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from DNME wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Zombies are real, in a sense. They make a good "all-purpose monster" for planning purposes, but they are sorta real. Sorta.

At some point, starving people would become desperate and not think much beyond their raging need to consume. Zombies, in a way. They most likely wouldn't eat your brains, but your garden and your chickens would be gone in seconds. You could try to reason with them, but good luck with that.

If you have enough food to run a soup kitchen, God bless you. But if you don't ... ?

I'm not a big prepper, but I can see how even a minor glitch (diesel fuel to supply the supermarkets, electric failure, etc.) could have huge effects. Keeping a few weeks worth of food in the basement -- and a good rifle -- makes perfect sense to me.

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I agree that a few weeks' supply of of provisions should be enough for any reasonably foreseeable emergency (short of a nuclear attack, in which case too much would not be enough).

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Ah, Subzero (or whoever you are), another phantom with nothing to show for himself. Guess I can understand why you have nothing to add but sarcasm. Probably too young or inexperienced to have anything of value to add. That would be my guess. A wannabee. Or a troll.

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from woodsdog wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The show is mildly entertaining and I agree with DP, if something "big" happens.... we're all up shits creek anyway.... or are we? Maybe we're the fools not doing anything. My wife and I debate this all the time. I see how much these people are spending on the "what-if" and begin to think about taking my family out shooting more, stocking up on some basic bug out kits just in case. It does make you think a little. I do think some people are just wired to survive and others..... not so much for whatever reason(s). Perhaps its my rural upbringing where my parents and grandparants raised beef cows, planted gardens, canned food and hunted and fished because it was essentially free food. My wife and I still go "blackberrying" every June and we usually end up picking a couple dozen cups for some great blackberry pies. Its just something we like to do. I wonder if it beckons back to those settler-pioneer days of our ancestors... what if they just "gave up" The jury is still out in my mind on this topic. I certainly will not spend my kids college fund on this stuff but teaching my kids some of these basic subsistance living skills will hopefully carry on the genetic code a little longer.

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from Safado wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Living in California not having an earthquake kit is arguably irresponsible. Mine is a large rolling Rubbermaid garbage can stuffed with bottled water, canned goods, a first aid kit, battery powered radio, blankets and a camp stove. Add some mad money, a few pistols, rifles and ammo..."what me worry"!

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from JohnR wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Hey stop blaming Stephen King for the doomsday stuff. I have not read any of his books that has anything to do with a doomsday scenario and he surely didn't invent zombies. :-)
I suppose many of you remember the end of the world predictions for year 2000 when all our computers were going to crash and the world was going to be thrown into chaos. I had several acquaintances who stockpiled dehydrated food and ran off to the mountains to wait it out and nothing happened. When they returned I was like "so what are you going to do with all that food?"
I opine that if there ever comes a SHTF situation, it will be due to an economical collapse or something like that.
Even if that happens, we somehow managed as a country to weather out the depression. Now I will hazard to say that I feel people today are wound tighter than they were in the 1930's and are used to more creature comforts and convenience than people had back then.
I also opine that bugging out to the wilderness is a bad idea because isolating oneself has its inherent disadvantages. The biggest of course is what if you are discovered by a band of brigands. If one did not choose an excellent defendable position for the homestead, then one may simply find oneself out gunned. Or, the brigands can do what the Washington police did and just wait you out.
I feel that our strength will lie in our sense of community. If you know your neighbors and can work together, as a group, your chances of weathering out a storm will be much greater. I have seen this occur first hand during some of the many hurricanes that have made landfall at or very close to our area. We shared gas for generators, food, water and helped each other clean up. I really think that is how one survives a disaster. I have plenty of firearms, and offered to loan them to friends and neighbors if they needed them to feel secure at night until some semblance of order was restored.
I think sometimes we sell ourselves short when it comes to a bad situation. Don't get me wrong; I know there are opportunists, criminals, and looters that will always attempt to take advantage of a bad situation, but I still believe that those persons are in the low percentile of society.

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from CL3 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

DP, completely agree. Way to tie the room together, so to speak, with the Keller story.

I also read the title of your post "More on Preppers" as "Moron Preppers"...! You meant to do that, right?!

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from Jim in Mo wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

God bless these people, for them I say buy a bunch of shotgun shells for close quarters protection and much, much more fishing line, hooks and sinkers because land roaming animals will soon be in limited supply.

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from Ol Krusty wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The more I hear about crap like this on TV, the happier I am to not have it in my home.

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from crm3006 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Zombies are for real, boys and girls. Anybody who doubts this need merely take a look at the U.S. Congress, on either side of the aisle.
As to surviving a nuclear holocaust, consult the Japanese. They have first hand experience.

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from scratchgolf72 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

if you guys really want a doomsday just vote obama in for a second term, then well get the economic collapse we want to spark the doomsday!!

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from RockySquirrel wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Do you really want to see what Americans are like in a doomsday scenario: Read David Mccullough "THE JOHNSTOWN FLOOD".

And always in any hard scenario Those with character survive, those without it; don't.

Going rural won't help in 2050, the US of A is to add another 100 million people. It will look like Tokyo in most places.

Ontario old buddy; You keep on chiming in. I read your comments FIRST; Some I agree with and some not so much, but they are always interesting and most are thought through. I for one want to hear your opinion.

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from PawPaw wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

It's not the holocaust that bothers most folks, it's the little stuff that makes your life go sideways. Floods and tornadoes, hurricanes and tsunamis, stuff like that. Relatively small isolated events that only impact a small portion of the population.

They all laughed, 10 years ago, when I reminded them that New Orleans was below sea level. Then Katrina. I wonder how many folks in Tuscallossa lost their emergency supplies last year?

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from jmshackelfo@aol.com wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I had a captain (army ranger) tell me "a true ranger only carries what he needs to get something better".
I have a couple of rifles and a hand full of ammo, but if you really have to go into the survival on your own road, pounds of freeze dried food and tons of ammo isn't what you want to be carrying.

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from Brian W. Thair wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

If the planet goes nuclear, there is just one last thing I'll need to do: Take my lawn chair up on the roof with a big bottle of rum and watch the whole thing come down.

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from ohiodeerhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

JohnR-

"Hey stop blaming Stephen King for the doomsday stuff. I have not read any of his books that has anything to do with a doomsday scenario"

Say what?
Don't read much Steven king do you?
Ever hear of a book called "The Stand"?
-by Mr. King,was even made into a T.V. miniseries,then a movie- was about a doomsday scenario
- a "superflu" disease released from an army research facility infected the whole U.S. A.
-book didn't say much about the rest of the world-but in the U.S. all the "good guys" went to Boulder CO. and the "bad guys" went to Vegas to start over.

"We shared gas for generators, food, water and helped each other clean up. I really think that is how one survives a disaster."

Agreed-and that would likely be the scenario in rural areas,and "outer ring" suburbs- the inner cities would be a different story-not only do they not have generators-most don't have anything for emergencies-some because they are poor-others because they are drug addicts,or drug dealers,and/or other assorted crimnals and riff-raff wouldn't share anything-they would try to sell bottles of water for $25.00 each though-with the gangs dividing up the "turf".

"I know there are opportunists, criminals, and looters that will always attempt to take advantage of a bad situation, but I still believe that those persons are in the low percentile of society."

Try living in NE Ohio-in say Cleveland or Akron-then tell me what percentage of the population you think are NOT opportunists,criminals,looters ect.

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from PbHead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

What's new? I remember the fall out shelters featured in Life and Look magazines. Successful Farmer even showed how to make a quick shelter for cattle. After somebody asked how the herd would survive on radioactive feed, a lot of the digging stopped.

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from davycrockettfv wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I'm not sure I'm interested in living through a nuclear holocaust...

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

A well written piece Dave, but really way too much press attention given to these "Doomsday Poopers". By the way, I thought I was the only person that had heard/seen the 1984 movie "Threads", which I believe the movie was based from computer generated facts of what kind of World a Nu-clear holocust would yield.
As you say Dave,the movie "shows what life after a nuclear attack is bound to be like" which I believe all would agree no one would want to live thru!
And how about these people buying Million dollar-Plus,underground condos..ah, that's just rediculous people with too much money.

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from 1uglymutha wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

zombies? really? wtf? am i living in the same world as everybody else? civilization could end in a variety of violent scenarios, but zombies? c'mon man!

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from Wolfjaw wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Another winning post in the Petzal "Use Common Sense Folks" sweepstakes.

I completely agree with DP that the pap we're fed via the T.V. teat is oversensationalized, often grossly inaccurate and usually a blatant misrepresention of reality. [Thank heaven that there are still some excellent programs to be enjoyed ...GUN NUTs readily comes to mind as an outstanding example of integrity in T.V. programming] That said, I am astonished to find many people viewing the so called reality shows can't distinguish crap from credibility. Sad!

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from chuck the weasel wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I find the show very entertaining. That being said, broadcasting the fact that you have a ton of food on television is a great way to get unwanted visitors if there is a disaster. Some of these people are nutjobs, but I bet there are some good preppers out there somewhere

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from CL3 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

OH should stay and continue to contribute.

Subzero, don't let the door hit ya, holmes... beat it.

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from firedog11 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I think everyone should have some sort of self reliance training including self defense. In Md about 20 years ago a large area was hit by a tornado and was with out power for at least a month. If the government hadn't supplied all their needs most would have been in serious trouble and may not survived. If the Feds hadn't stepped in and assist with Katrina how many would have survived.
The big difference between now and the great depression was the number of people who lived in cities and those who lived in rural areas. If an economic crisis shut down the system, most cities could not last more than 3 days without massive amounts of aid. Numbers of hungry angry hordes demanding their creature comforts be met will not respond well to no. Many people back then could survive with the basic skills they had , most people today can't work any tools at all.
Threads can be found on you tube in parts.

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from O Garcia wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The Walking Dead syndrome is upon us.

Seriously though, why not keep your choices to a basic "big" bolt or lever rifle, .30-30 or .308 or .30-06, which will handle deer and even stray cows, plus the occasional two-legged varmint, and will have plenty of ammo available, a .22LR rimfire for most of the animals you will be realistically hunting or poaching, and a shotgun for everything else. You won't need to wingshoot in an apocalyptic world, unless you want to preserve the skill for future generations, so you'd probably be better off whacking ducks, geese and turkey with the .22LR, much less recoil and more accurate. A .22 will also let you carry more ammo. Plus, .22's kill hooked gators (from The Walking Dead to Swamp People! Too much TV!)

Learn how to grow veggies in pots or small boxes. Tomatoes and citruses just might save you from an inglorious death from scurvy (and if someone mistakes you for a zombie, you will get shot).

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from O Garcia wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

-a windmill or a hand pump for your water supply

-an efficient wood stove (so you can boil that water, for starters, and so you can cook and warm yourself)

-a bicycle, or maybe a horse if you don't like pedaling, so you can reserve that precious gasoline or diesel for escaping zombies

-optional: a gasifier so you can generate fuel gas for the generator from organic stuff (wood chips, saw dust, corn cobs, charcoal) or inorganic stuff (coal, no longer usable rubber tires), so you can reserve that precious gasoline or diesel for escaping zombies

-really extreme: a means of making blackpowder

-grow tobacco, I hear its juice makes excellent insecticide (for your potted or plotted veggies and fruits), and if everything's gone to hell, at least you can enjoy a cigar before the zombies eat your brains. just make sure you have that flint fire starter

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from RockySquirrel wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

WAM; Snookie's purdy? Seriously? Man am I out of touch.

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from wier.doug wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I know all it would take for my world to come to an end would be losing my job. Maybe instead of rice and ammo these guys ought to look at storing away some money for a more likly end of "my" world senario.

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from MReeder wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Can't argue with most of DP's observations, although I do think every day spent above ground beats the alternative; nuclear holocaust notwithstanding. As Bill Buckley once said, a human being can only sustain so much grief before becoming numbed to it. If you've already lost a ton of your friends and most of your relatives then you're not really going to be paralyzed into inaction by the immolation of everyone living in Pakistan. There's an old newsroom saying that the amount of carnage required to justify local news time or space for a foreign disaster increases in direct proportion to the distance of the event. Pretty much the same thing.
Leaving nukes aside, it never hurts to be ready for the occasional earthquake or hurricane. That's just following the Boy Scout motto. Preparing to fend off actual zombies is probably taking it a little too far.
Speaking of which, The Stand's not Stephen King's only end-of-the-world scenario. He laid out pretty much the same thing in The Cell, not to mention the more geographically limited but still wholesale destruction he rained down more than once on the towns of Salem's Lot and Castle Rock.

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from IowaGuy wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

Great post full of common sense DP.

Einstein had a quote "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

If this happens hope a nuke lands 50 feet from my house with all my loved ones gathered round, quick and painless, won't even know it happened.

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from mdsulli2 wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

Being prepaired for the natural disasters that are common in your part of the world is just common sense. My depression era grandparents always had a months worth of food in a closet in the basement that they rotated out with the new groceries. Extreme for 70s america? I would not turn my pool into a farm or eat nine month old eggs or buy a fortress in the ground but there are a lot more dangerous hobbies out there.
I say, it is official, Andy Warhol was right. We will feed the american hunger for sensationalism and extremism as long as Pepsico. will buy ad. time. They will as long as we watch, even if just to have a laugh or feel better about our own craziness.

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from Ol67 wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

I agree that some basic preparedness in not only a good idea, but can be cost effective if planned. I don't think I, myself, would WANT to survive after a major disaster (such as a nuclear attack), but would rather survive as comfortably as I COULD, for as long as possible.
I realized I can replace furniture, or a house after a tornado/fire,etc., but not family. I backup my scanned photos/important docuements on two password protected jumpdrives. I keep one in my vault, & one in the saftey deposit box.
Think I might stockpile some bourbon, scotch, etc. Maybe T.P., too....

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from jjas wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I wonder how long many of these people will last without their insulin and high blood pressure meds.....

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Sure, Zombies are a reality. Why else would Hornady and Ruger brand ammo and pistols with Zombie stuff? LOL

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from Quahog wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Time to get in line for a pallet of Polident!

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from Mark-1 wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I blush remembering I got into this survival thing back in the mid-70’s. Guy named Mel Tappan had a monthly piece in a Peterson Publication. I initially thought Mel had something until he went off on the deep end demanding survival depended upon having a large fortune in guns and a HIDEOUT in the mountains with three growing seasons. I lost my regard for the fellow especially when he died of a heart attack developed by a swimming pool injury. I'm wiser now.

BTW I know something about nuke war via military. No one knows for certain what a post nuclear environment be. I recall the big ‘80’s splash when Nuclear Winter theory came out [think Carl Sagan was one] after a bunch of prof’s likely had a mold wine party one night. Military eventually discounted it, but they gave it attention because *They* don't know for certain what a post-nuke world will be.

I did see two documentaries that seem pretty accurate on Post-Nuke Environment. One is a NatGeo program called, “Aftermath; Population Zero”. The other is a recent documentary [Nova?] on what the area around Chernobyl is 25-years after the disaster.

I was amazed Nature has taken over and is curing Chernobyl even though it looks like a scene from “Legend” with wolf packs returning and etc.

“Earth produces poison, but it also produces the cure.”

Wanna Survive, Preppie? Keep it light. Keep it mobile. Never hit Force head-on; Re-direct it.
Learn to become part of the Group. You’ll never make it on your own.

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from Carl Huber wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

To put this into prospective. Jersey Shore started out as a bunch of college kids renting a house for summer break. In reality a group with various substance abuse and daddy issues nerdowells. Without a GED among them. Don't put any credence in the Electric Fire Place. Oh for the good old days. When the end of days guys walked around wearing a sandwich sign.

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from JamesD wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I like the show especially the clever contraptions and shelters some of the people come up with. It's a testimonial to the fact that american ingenuity is alive and well. However I also have a problem with the firearms part of it. Most of the people own too many different types in which stockpiling ammo and spare parts is going to create its own set of problems. Another beef I have is this idea that they're protecting themselves against marauding gangs. I think that some of them have watched too many Mad Max movies. Marauding in a post apocalyptic world would be a logistical problem to say the least. To supply a roving army with food, fuel and ammo in a world of limited resources is highly unlikely. I don't think that most people with the exception of a few would turn their weapons on their friends and neighbors who didn't prepare that would just be inhuman. To coin a line off an old western "killing don't mix well with a man's supper".

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from jcarlin wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I agree with Mike Deihl but take it a bit farther. One of your largest problems assuming you survive catastophic event X is going to be hanging on to what you've got. Being armed is good. Advertising on national television that there's a year's supply of rations at your house and you're trying to hold it with a knife is bad. Really, really bad. I don't think you're seeing the sharp end of Darwin's stick on that show.

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from Longbeard wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

JohnR: I guess you have not read "The Stand" trilogy or saw the so-so 1994 mini-series starring Gary Sinise that has been on TV multiple times. It is about the fight between good and evil, figuratively and literally, after a deadly flu virus is accidentally released from a govt lab.

Altlhough this type scenario is possible, something on a smaller scale due to an Act of God is far more likely. Witness what happened in NO after Katrina as some have mentioned here, or the lawlessness that was unleashed in South Dade County after Hurricane Andrew. I lived 30 miles north of where the eye hit and every day the news from Kendall and Homestead grew more and more desperate, with stories of people rushing relief trucks, stealing food and water, and attacking those who were not armed or gathered together with their neighbors for protection.

I worked for a bank that had foreclosed on a mobile home park in Homestead. 6 months after the storm, I had to go inspect the then vacant site (the only thing left was the concrete trailer pads with rebar sticking up). It took a while to find it because all street signs were gone, most houses were in at least some state of damage with many roofless, and the 20ft high piles of debris lining both sides of the streets made navigating pretty difficult. Most trees (most were southern pines) were either gone, snapped in two like toothpicks, or the few that were left standing were stripped of all leaves/needles. After about 45 minutes of driving around, I realized I was feeling depressed just looking at the destruction.

A few months later, FEMA took over the MH park, bringing in white, otherwise non-descript trailers for those who could not afford to escape the misery of living in the area. Crack dealers soon moved in and essentially took over the park, terrorizing the few nice people who had nowhere else to go, robbing, beating, and even raping a couple of women. The police were afraid to go there for fear of being overwhelmed by so many baddies. FEMA eventually had to shut the place down even though there it was full.

In the meantime, the nice Southwest Broward neighborhood my wife and I lived in became over run with South Dade refugees. The crime rate started to climb (we were burgled twice). At that time, the only gun I had was a Winchester Model 12; fortunately, the burglers didn't find it (just all my wife's jewelry and all my electronics). I slept with it under the bed with 4 in the mag and a box of #6 duck loads on the bedstand. Not long afterward, my bank employer was bought out, I got a great severance package, and a better new job back in my hometown in SW FLA.

My next gun purchase will be an MSR in a bigger caliber and LOTS OF CLIPS!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

redfishunter,

You may have something there. When people start to pay and idolize pure-dee white trash like Snooki, that right there is a sure sign that The End is near....

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from O Garcia wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

that's assuming we don't get down to bartering. paper money, on its own, is nothing, in everyday usage it is only worth something because something else (the Federal Reserve, gold deposits, etc.) is backing it up. If the government falls, paper money could lose most, if not all, of its value.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

It is never too late or too early to call on the Lord Almighty. This once great nation should be on it's knees daily.

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from chuckles wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The show is a hoot. My favorite was the 250lb gal who was bragging about how well she was going to eat after the apocalypse. People watch too many movies or maybe its Steven King that makes 'em that way.

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from chuckles wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

The show is a hoot. My favorite was the 250lb gal who was bragging about how well she was going to eat after the apocalypse. People watch too many movies or maybe its Steven King that makes 'em that way.

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from Greenhead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Any idea where to find that movie, Mr. Petzal. I went to add it to my Netflix queue, but it appears they do not have it.

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from Greenhead wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

And Amazon only has it in Region 2 DVDs, meaning we can't watch it here. Where on earth did you see that thing?

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from WyoTom wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I'll have to try to find "Threads." Another, harrowing film in apparently the same vein: Peter Watkins' 1965 pseudo-documentary, "The War Game."

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I agree with Dave. If the apocalypse comes, I'll only need one round to get myself out of it ... and into a nice comfy body bag, provided someone else is around to zip it up. Even as a kid I chuckled at people building bomb shelters in their basements. I grew up in a federal project community (for a very large dam built in what was then remote Montana). Once a month or so, the locality would have a social gathering at the community hall (which is still there) for a giant potluck, some card games, and then government propoganda movies. I have graphic recollections of the 16mm flicks depicting hydrogen bomb testing and the usual footage of the aftermath of the Japanese nuke strikes. I was probably only four years old at the time. Even at that young age these movies left me with the very accurate image of the futility of life after nuclear bombs.

The preppies are so out of touch with reality it's scary. Would be less so if they didn't have an arsenal of guns and ammo and so anxious for an excuse to use it.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

crm3096

Hey trooper, where ya' been? Glad to see you back !

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from Oryx wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Hope that nuc-U-ler blast doesn't knock out my food plot and tower feeders.

Anyone know if scent-lock will work after a large dose of ionizing radiation?

"In a world of madness...a hero will rise...BILL HEAVEY!"

I need coffee.

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from RandyMI wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Never mind any minor occurances or inconveniences.... What about prepping for the real "Big One"---- Armegeddon! That's the one I want to survive!

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from RandyMI wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

To your question---- "Why else would Hornady and Ruger brand ammo and pistols with Zombie stuff? LOL "
It's all about SALES! :-)

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from Longbeard wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

oops, sorry OHDH, I guess you posted your comments as I was writing mine. Great minds think alike.

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from AJMcClure wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I have watched some of those shows and more than prepared the folks appear par2012anoid, when chaos hits it won't be who has the biggest most prepared bug out bag it will be about location. Solar flares, glacier melts, earthquakes, magnetic , shifts are real phenomenons, but will they unfold Dec 2012, probably not, but just in case, I am building up some culinary skills to help me ride out the apocalypse (see my profile) Cheers

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I can´t believe Jeronimo never was mentioned. Too mild mannered way to survive the apocalypse?
That would be the most likely way to survive a cathastrophic shut down of civilization, putting each one´s habilities to the common good, at least in rural areas with strong community bonds.

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from redfishunter wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

I didn't believe the Mayan thing till I read that Snooki's (the trashy girl on T.V. that is raising America's youth) baby is due the same day the Mayan calendar says that the world will end....

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Oops! That would be Jericho, not Jeronimo.

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from jr9893 wrote 1 year 4 weeks ago

Im not gettin too excited about this whole doomsday and zombie apocalypse idea. I think its just another movie idea that scared a bunch of people into buying a bunch of stuff they'll never need

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from dale freeman wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Just listen at us.
You did not hear this kind of s##t till mr. Obamamama was elected,
What we need "now" is a leader.
Someone to come out and lead us.
Someone to tell us where to go, when to go .
I don't know but i remember the old saying "the only way bad can win, is for good to do nothing".
Do you think it might be to late to call on the Lord?

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from dale freeman wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

I thought he just might be a little mad at us and a little bit tired of the way we act.

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from .280Man wrote 45 weeks 5 days ago

Here is a different angle. The Supreme Court just decided that the Government's taxing authority means we all have to buy health insurance. Pretty broad taxing authority. Why not a 1000% tax on "military ammunition" say .223, .308, 9mm? How much will you buy then? As DP has written before ammunition is not getting any cheaper so buy now. How much is the right amount? Rather than measure by how much is needed to shoot up zombies, the correct answer is enough that the Government always feels that the cost to confiscate it is too great.

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from Hastings Lamb wrote 12 weeks 2 days ago

I am not a prepper. But, I was a Boy Scout and still believe in their motto, "Be Prepared." Insofar as prepping for something described as TEOTWAWKI or WTSHTF, etc. yep, there are folk out there taking it to an extreme. As old as I am I can recall back in the 50s when fallout shelters were all the rage. But given the recent issues involving such horrific storms and their resulting aftermath, especially down in Louisana and more recently in New Jersey/New York, it was really horrible to see how quickly human beings can descend on the Maslo's heirarchy of needs pyramid and revert to basic survival instincts. Of course, living in Montana about the worst thing that happens here is an infrequent 17 to 25 inch snow storm and being kept in place for a week or two. That is easy to prep for and we don't have to worry about swarming hordes due to snow depth and sub zero temps. So, a good standby generator and some canned foods/meats from harvest/hunting can go a long way with other common long shelf life supplies. Also, guns are a given fact of life out here and most everyone I know has at least one hunting rifle, a shotgun and a handgun or two along with several hundred rounds for each. If that is being a prepper, then I guess I and many of my friends are guilty!

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from deadeyedick wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

They should have called them the doomsday poopers because they are going to eat a lot crap when nothing happens. ZOMBIES it's all about zombies millions of zombies. It the big fad these days in movies and tv , we will be up to our neck in zombies. I think they produce them in a factory in Peoria illinois. lol no offense.
People never cease to amaze me. I think "big chief cuttenheadoff" decided to have a sacrifice that day and chose the man that was making the mayan calender.
If and that's a mighty big IF something does happen I don't want to be around . I saw that movie too.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

If it ever gets to the point that I have to start shooting my starving fellow Canadians or Americans to keep from starving myself ... really, what kind of world would that be to live in anyway? I think it would be pointless to even try to stay alive. Perhaps that explains why the Jews in Nazi Germany just rolled over and accepted their doom. If everything they believed in was suddenly gone and no hope of it coming back, what is the reason to keep hanging on? I'm not so sure that the preppies wouldn't be the biggest reason for me to throw in the towel.

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from Subzero wrote 1 year 5 weeks ago

Ontario horn honker, I think there are a whole bunch of us that wish you would just throw in the towel.

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