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November 30, 2012

Caption Contest: Write the Best, Win Prairie Storm Ammo and a Gerber Knife

By Phil Bourjaily

People ask what method I use to test shotshells. First thing I usually do is the taste test. At least that’s my explanation for this picture. The shell I am chomping down on is one the 3-inch Prairie Storms I wrote about last week.

Honestly I can’t remember why I stuck that shell between my teeth but it must have seemed like a good place for it at the time. Unfortunately for me, Federal’s Tim Brandt captured the moment on film.  Write a caption. Or, pretend it’s an ad and make up a slogan. Mockery and personal attacks are also allowed.

The winning caption not only gets a sharp new Gerber knife, but Tim will hook you up with two boxes of Prairie Storm in 12 or 20 gauge, 2 ¾ or 3-inch. It’s up to you whether you put them in your mouth or in your shotgun.

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

HA! I told you I could catch an ejected shell out of an auto loader!

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

No pheasants, guess we'll have to eat our shells.

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from campns wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This is how phil gets his daily recommended daily copper and iron.. sheesh, Chewing on those things it's no wonder why he always misfires.

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from trout_guy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I'll bet if I gnaw on this shell long enough, I can turn a 12 gauge shell into a 20 gauge shell so it will fit in my gun.

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from daveyn wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Well boy if this here is a shotshell then what the heck did I do with my ceegar !

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from clinchknot wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Game Warden wrote me a ticket today for having too many shells in the magazine. Ticket said both my gun, and my mouth were laoded.

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from schwechel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I love the taste of gunpowder in the morning.

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from Hunter00015 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They told him to get loaded, so he took a shot.

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from schwechel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sure you can tie a cherry stem in your mouth, but watch what I can do with this!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil was going to "eat his gun" to end it all, but forgot the important step of chambering a round and THEN putting the shell through the mouth.....

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from Bob Beckman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

We are lost, this one is for me. Now all I have to do is wait to fall on my face. It's gonna be a long day!

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from leeksj wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Snack Time!

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from Ncarl wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hmm, yes it's definitely Federal. perhaps, Prarie Storm.

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from Leo Hawel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm: Tastes like Pheasant!

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from Chewylouie wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I hear that eating gun powder will make you live longer. Just when you die be sure you are not cremated. :)

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from natureonthefly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Come on, I ran out of cigars, what else was I to do?

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil: "Well boys, smoke em if you got them."

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from ARwerking wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

In about 8 hours, we can see how they pattern!

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

After a slow day chasing 2 pound birds with $1 shells, Phil comes up with an novel way to cut his losses and fill his stomach at the same time.

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from smccardell wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Most Interesting Hunter in the World, Phil Bourjaily: Little did Phil realize it wasn't the 3 inch Prairie Storm that he shoved in his gun..."I don't always smoke, but when I do I prefer Cohiba Behike's... stay lit my friend!"

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from PheasantSlayer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Beat that Tom Knapp!

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hey Phil, I know you came all the way out here to hunt Mountain Quail, and yes, I know the last four bluffs have been a bust, but THIS TIME i'm sure there will be quail over on that mountain....."

".....Phil?"

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from TM wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They say that you're a man with true grit.

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from Coyboy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil finally "bites the bullet" and tries praire storm ammunition.

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from MaxPower wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" I dropped it in a cow pie so I gotta clean it, I can't let that get into my Benelli"

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from jjas wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

......Where did I put that shell....I had it....I know I did....oh...duh......

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"No talent they say? Can't teach an old dog new tricks they said. Well I'll show them, I'll show everyone!

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hey Larry, make sure you get this on film...."

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from kratch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't know what the big deal is about the toxic shot section of the Sportsman's Act. I've been eating entire shells for years and not feeling any ill affects.

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Are you sure this is covered in the employee dental plan?"

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from John Vogel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always chew on shells, but when I do, I chew 3 inch Prairie Storms.

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from mspl8sdcntryboy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Got a light?"

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Remember, hunting is an aquired taste. Start with the right stuff; Federal makes ammo to please everyone's taste!
Sold everywhere.

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from TheDuke123 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Generations from now pheasant tell the tale of that fateful day when the three men in orange and their mighty dogs came upon them from the west. One of these more lethal than the others. He came spitting fire and chewing lead! Like a storm rolling across the prairie! A Prairie Storm!!!

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Silly, that's not how you load the gun!

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I like to warm the shells up before I load the gun

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from red dickerson wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Shoot I forgot my glycerin pills, well this will have to work.

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from David 63 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This cigar is sure hard to light

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from Chris Link wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Since hunting was bad that day, Phil decided to go just get it over with and bite the steel shot so he had an excuse to leave for the dentists"

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from vasportsman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Should we tell him if he tries to light it?

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from atboett wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This is my magazine tube; I have a better chance throwing these at the birds.

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from 7.5x55 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hey, it beats tag soup!

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from amoor983 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

If we don't find any birds here I am ending it all!

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Mine are wild cherry. What flavor are yours?"

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from Walt Smith wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Never do this with a miss fired shell!

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from texhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Four out of five dentists agree: "One dose of Prairie Storm Three Inch Magnums twice a day will reduce plaque and tartar build up more effectively than flossing alone".

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from weedless97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They say that even after you quit smoking, the habit persists in other ways...

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from weedless97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

When you got mad at your wife for telling you you couldn't hunt this weekend, and she said you'd just have to "Bite the bullet"? Well this was not what she had in mind.

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from Doug6136 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Oh - you said "FLITESTOPPER," not "bite stopper." Wear your hearing protection, kids.

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from henson270 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

It was either this or the granola bar I found in my pocket from last season.

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from fitch270 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sure these Prairie Storms have some kick to 'em, but I sure miss those old mild paper hulls I used to sneak from Dad.

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from Pathfinder1 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hi...

Man, I'll never buy these cherry flavored shells again...ugh...!!

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from upland wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I'm not eating a..."
"Oh wait..."
"Then what happened to my snickers?"
"Oh..."
"Sh..........t!"

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from Bryanmitchell wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hey bud... Those new cigars you bought sure have a bang at the end of them!!

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from capt.seagull wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Get your camera ready and your gun, cause if you stick a bullet in your mouth pheasants will come.

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from natureonthefly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

my gun and i have an inseparable bond. i'd never put anything in that chamber i wouldn't put in my own mouth.

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from fishman417 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

thats not were you load me

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from fishman417 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

i hate truth or dare ..... and gunpowder

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from Levi Banks wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Any decent dog will fetch your birds, but Phil will even fetch the empties.

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from fishman417 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

comercial slogen

Cherry bullets good enough to put in your mouth so its good enough to put in your gun

warning to not try to put in your mouth very explosive artificialy flavored

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from kratch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Bet this tastes a hundred times better than that spawn the guy from last week was eating.

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from mre54 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Isn't that what the cigar the United States gave Fidel Castro looked like?

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from mre54 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

...No I prefer them unsulted with the shell on

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from mre54 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Oh crap I put my beef jerkey in my gun again

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from davycrockettfv wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Redneck Roulette

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from davycrockettfv wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hey Phil, you do realize that Twinkies are still available in stores, right? Let's not overreact.

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from Craigb wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

There you go, shooting your mouth off about prairie stomrs again.

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from Bill Mcmeekan wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ya know if I was inbred I'd have 11 fingers

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from Samuel Groves wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hi,my name is phil and I'm addicted to gunpowder and lead."

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from tygh98 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Since I started taking Prairie Stormagra My pheasant hunts having been more frequent and more enjoyable. I feel like I am twenty again."

Ask your doctor if Prairie Stormagra is right for you!

This medication will enhance your hunting experiences. If your deisre to hunt pheasants last longer than four hours seek immediate medical attention. Side effects may include a chemical induced burn in your stomach similar to heartburn, lead in your rear end that may lead to a desire to stay on the couch, and possibly death.

Talk to your doctor today!

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from IanSansone wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I still don't understand the whole 'Chuck Norris' thing, I mean Im pretty badass myself. For example I dont even need a weapon to down game birds, I do it with my mouth. Can Chuck Norris do that??"

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from IanSansone wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The only way to get perfect sight picture..

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from Kyle Howard wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

WATER THOSE DOGS!!

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from Fruguy101 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A shotgunner's famous words, "Betcha Tom Knapp can't do this!!"

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from wildernessguy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

What he really wanted was a nice cigar, but having none on him, he decided to try and see what else he could make smoke.

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from Carney wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Eh, the shotshell thing was just a diversion. I was covering for my buddy in the background who had to pee."

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from pastorpt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Here's and Ad for you: With Charlton Heston's voice.

"Prairie Storms... The Real Man's Stogie"

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from mhuntley73 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Only following these instructions for my new shot gun, it said insert shell into the throat and close the mouth of the chamber. Hard to swallow but you should see what it says my trigger and the slide action.

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from Jeffrey Priest wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil Bourjaily believes that to be an effective gun writer you must eat, drink and sleep your craft. Here's a shot of Mr. Bourjaily researching the 3-inch Prairie Storms he wrote about last week. While we don't always understand his methods, we like his writing and therefor continue to delay his psych evaluation.

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from mnobles23 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The edible shotgun shells were a big hit during the hunt. Phil's edible underwear? Not so much.

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from deadeyedick wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

from the dogs " Do we have to hunt with this guy. He doesn't even know where to put the shells". 2nd dog, " I told you he likes to shoot his mouth off".

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from deadeyedick wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A shell in the mouth is worth two in the pocket.

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from BPorter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This lead tastes a lot like the paint chips I ate as a kid!

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from woodpecker wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

From way over there? Why you'll be lucky to hit the shell, let alone hit the primer with that overpriced BB gun.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Looks like a really disappointing pheasant hunting trip. Phil, as a writer you probably did okay with the suicide note but your follow through firearm technique is lacking. Either get some counseling ... or a good hunters safety course.

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from airbornedoc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Kraft's new field snack for hunters: "Prairie Poppers. When you bite down on one, the cheese just explodes in your mouth!"

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from Dridzzhuse wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nothing starts off a good day of hunting like a little brown brown.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nice to see you're trying to kick the habit. However, using the patch might be more helpful.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm shotshells suck? Sure, blame it on the ammo. Oldest excuse in the hunting world. Get thyself to a trap range!

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from lakeeffectsteel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The dogs work harder if I eat these instead of their biscuits!

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from Bubba Squirrel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil Bourjaily after Petzal's course in how to shoot your mouth off.

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from FOX wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

An after pheasant smoke nothen like it. Mmmm high brass.

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from okduckhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I don't always chomp shotshells, but when I do, I prefer Federal Prairie Storm." "Stay on target, my friends." --Most interesting shotgunner in the world.

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from rajoidea wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Attempting to follow a critic's advice, the effort to 'suck-start a shotgun' did not go as anticipated.

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A whole new breed of retriever.

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This is how real men do body shots.

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil showing off his new tongue piercing.

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from Hank Forester wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

He was a little too late switching to non toxic shells...

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Shooting off your mouth" just took on a whole new meaning......

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ummmmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Awww Crap, I must have stuck my cigars in the gun again.....

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

You KNOW you talk too much while hunting when someone shoves a shotgun shell in your mouth and walks away!

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from jjemt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The apocalypse now marathon the day before made a lasting impression. " I love the taste of shot shell in the morning, tastes like---- VICTORY".

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from stack75 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storms 3" Shotgun Shells ... "Lick and Load for Outdoor Fun"

sponsored by Pheasants Of Our Republic
in assoc with Fabled Over-Opinionated Lead Suckers

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from CoyoteHunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Man, these sure taste a lot better in the pheasant!

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from wildernessguy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

See Tim, the diversion worked. No one is talking about my terrible shooting now!

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo, now available in new apple zinger flavor. Taste your pattern.

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from Adam Carter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

We're lost, haven't eaten if four days, the birds are too fast to hit, and the dogs are worth more than my salary.

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from peppeli wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Yeah the might kick a little, but be a man and "bite the bullet." Prairie Storm.

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Having given up cigars, Phil resists the urge to light up with the new Prarie Storm Pacifier."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Any one got a match?"

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" First Phil spits the shell into the air, he shoots it causing it to explode and break all 7 clay targets, making Tom Knapp jealous."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Prairie Storm. Shoots Straight, tastes great."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Prairie Storm, it's what's for dinner."

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from Tim Platt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Lubrication is the key to successful insertion. This lesson was learned when I was still a youth...

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Poor Phil, he wasn't like the other boys."

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from mountaindew732 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

High brass? I guess you are putting your money where your mouth is

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from wildernessguy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

When lacking a grill for the successful cooking of pheasant, firmly bite down on your shell to expose the powder and primer. This is step one in creating your fire(manufacturer assumes no liability for consequences of biting on shell, physical or otherwise).

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from Jim in Mo wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo

Puts deer jerky to shame.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm in the field do it your self ammo, just pour in the powder and shot and crimp the end with your teeth and you are ready to fire.

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from BassBagger wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm! Fun to shoot with, NOT to eat

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from BassBagger wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm! Fun to shoot with, NOT to eat

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from BassBagger wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sorry for the double post, yall

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from Ben Cummings wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They're better than Cubans

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from beansbrigade wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I smoke the shells; the shells smoke the birds.

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from milsky24 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hold my beer and watch this!!

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from milsky24 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Praire storm eatible shells, coming to a location near you!

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from Blackwater Red wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil Bourjaily gives "choom" a whole new meaning!!

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from Ga hunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Praire Storm: The cigar of a real man

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from Todd Volante wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Um, that's not your cigar, don't light that and check your barrel."

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from Seth Morelock wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Is this still legal to smoke in Colorado?

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from Bryce McCurley wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always eat shotshells. But when I do, they're 3-inch Prairie Storms

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always stuff the business end of a 3-inch 1-5/8 ounce shell that moves 1350 fps and generates over 50 foot-pounds of recoil into my mouth but when I do I use Prairie Storm.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Besides being healthier, it's also cheaper than cigarettes.

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from Jim Chaffee wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always smoke shells but when I do they are 3" magnum slugs!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Remember kids , always save one shell for yourself in case the pheasants have you surrounded.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

These Prairie Storm shells are " smokin' " ! Get it , thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm here til Thursday. Try the veal.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Eats shotshells, craps primers.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Molon labe !

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

That's right ladies , I'm the bad boy your mothers' warned you about.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

For this weeks Pro Tip here's an old mountain man trick they used to clear up a sour stomach. First take a ......

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Watch this , I can fit one in each nostril too.

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Anixious to get off a 4th shot, Phil developes a speed loading technique."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Come on, just pull my finger and see what happens."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Phil, stop talking with your mouth full, neither of the dogs understand what you are saying."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Frustrated, his partner walks on and the dogs look bored as Phil does his George Burn's impression for the 3 rd time that day."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Phil shares a tip that didn't make it past the book's editor."

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from rachff wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo, so good, you can taste the difference!

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from bomar wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

My dog taught me to retrieve my hulls.

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from robcaron wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo, the newest multivitamin for bird hunters over fifty; may cause tooth ache, risk of sudden detonation.

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from Kevin Klensch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Smoking will kill ya someday

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from Kevin Klensch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Smoking will kill ya someday

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from oxnardbob wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

...and they say lead is toxic!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Tastes like high velocity chicken.

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from mselseth wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Anyone gotta light?

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from bigalc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ironically, Phil's last words were "These new Prarie Storms just blow my mind!"

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from Big Buck Jack wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prarie Storm rounds:Great for the feild and the dinner table

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from j_smunk wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Tastes so good makes you wanna slap your MOMMA!!!

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from Minnesota Shoot wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Reloader..Catch empties before they hit the ground.

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from Big Buck Jack wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The newest Prarie Storm features new chicken flavored BB's

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from Big Buck Jack wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The newest Prarie Storm features new chicken flavored BB's

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from Davidd wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nothing like the taste of Prairie Storms in the morning.

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from SDhunt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Dang It! I forgot to store these cigar-shells in the humidor last night!"

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from buckstopper wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This left over Halloween shotgun shell candy sure is chewy

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from Scott Alexander wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Bear Grylls drinks his urine, I eat bullets. Bear is a pansy.

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from small game sportsman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

the box said "keep out of reach of children, it said nothing about ME!".

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from Jameson wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo: No tasty animal for you to kill?... Just chew our shells till you've had your fill.

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from Jameson wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo: No tasty animal for you to kill?... Just chew our shells till you've had your fill.

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from Neil J. Selbicky wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Not to worry, they're lead free.

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from mmkeady wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"well looks like I'm out of Copenhagen. . . gunpowder will have to do."

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from Kimber708 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

MMMMM, lead.

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from WILLHAM48 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Crap! I just jammed a bunch of french fries into my shotgun!

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from Mark Cioffi wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

These new biodegradeable shells by Prarie Storm taste great!

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from Tom-Tom wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

After offering unwanted friendly advice to one and all about the proper form to use to avoid missing so many pheasants, one of the group gave Phil some unfriendly advice, something like "Blow it out your ***".

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm shotshells.... Betcha can't eat just one !

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from jaukulele wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"You are what you eat, they say. And I AM gunpowder and lead."

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from damo450 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Better turn that thing around before you light it....

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from csoutdoors wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I Love the smell of gunpowder in the morning."

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from CastMaster25 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Candy cigarettes? Nope, I'll stick to smokin Premium Shotgun Shell Cigars.

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from benjaminwc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Did ya see that shot punk? Ya. That's right. Next bird I'm not even gonna use the gun."

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from Rhett Ballard wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nice, now put it back in the gun.

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from northernnympher wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I've put up with these useless dogs for long enough. It's time to do something about it.

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from sgtsly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Say the magic word and win a Gerber knife.

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from Dcast wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A Polish suicide attempt!

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from sgtsly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Wait 'til my proctologist sees my scope tomorrow morning.

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from Blase110 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

My wife just loves it when she sees me tie the shells in knots with my mouth...

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from pradek wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Miss the shot, bite the bullet.

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from VAHunter540 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

“I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m Yosemite Phil … the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff! I’m the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west!”

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from buffdaddy50 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Gun jam....no problem, just stick a shell in your mouth and have your hunting buddy aim you then smack you in the back of the head!

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from buffdaddy50 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Gun jam....no problem, just stick a shell in your mouth and have your hunting buddy aim you then smack you in the back of the head!

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from Michael Jager wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

You should see where it went in!

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from pbshooter1217 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Not only is Prairie Storm a good shell, its powder is a wonderful seasoning.

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from steelmaster wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Prairie storm chewables now available!"

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from JRivers wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

how did that cigar get in my shot gun? Oh well anyone got a light?

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from TopperFanLuke wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Honey, do you have a toothpick? I think I have something in my teeth..."

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from TopperFanLuke wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil: "(Growling and Howling like a coyote)"

Tim: "Here Phil...eat a shotgun shell. Better?"

Phil: "Better!"

Tim: "Good...you're not you when you're hungry."

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from TopperFanLuke wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Forget scratch & sniff...these shells are bite & blast!

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from Ohio Mountaineer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Who needs milk of magnesia when you've got Prairie Storm?

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from sgtsly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Wait 'til my proctologist sees my scope tomorrow morning.

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from nijimasu wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Dude, you're in Washington. You don't have to hide it there anymore.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

That's how we roll out here in Pheasantville boy !

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from Dcast wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"2012 Darwin Award Winner"

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from z41 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Close but no cigar.

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from z41 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Close but no cigar.

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from Tony C. wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"A day without killing is like a day without sunshine," rooster buster Phil said, chomping into a Prairie Storm 3-inch.

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from Davidd wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

One way to stop heart burn.

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from mbrose wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hey, Watch this. yes, yes it will be epic."

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from olinger302 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Now kids, Rule #1 of firearm safety is never point the gun at something unless you intend to shoot it. The reason being that the round could accidently fire at any moment and if its aimed in the wrong direction someone could get hurt!"

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from beers123 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Seriously man we will get you a bird to take home to your wife there is no sense in that.

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from John Vogel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Twinkie withdrawal is already kicking in

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from tom donohue wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I dont often snack on shotguns shells, but when i do its 12 guage. Keep swinging thru my friends.

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from DesertWalker wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I hate when I leave my shells in the freezer, I can only fit one in my mouth at a time to thaw them

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from cb bob wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

....And that's how you shoot better in a minute!

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from jeffisutherland wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hold still while I hit it with this rock. We'll have that rotten tooth out in a sec so you can keep hunting!"

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from Mike Diehl wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sportswomens' interest in Phil Bourjaily's writing peaked when Phil successfully demonstrated that he could twist a shotgun shell into a bowtie using only his tongue.

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from Herrold wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Nothing like hunting while smoking a cigar."

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from Nathan Ryver wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Reminds me of ..... Humus.

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from BillTell wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

If it Looks like a 12guage, and Tastes like a 12guage...

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from jaildoc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

What? No Mustard!

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from slapfish wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I didn't mean there..."

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from Greeley7 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil, 'eat lightning and crap thunder' is a metaphor, this won't improve your shooting.

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from Greeley7 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prarie Storm: making pheasants eat lightning and crap thunder one field at a time.

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from Amflyer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I WILL NOT kiss you on the mouth, Dave Petzal, not for any silly F & S caption contest...how 'bout if I just do this?

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from JB1976 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil couldn't take getting skunked again and decided to take his own life. Knowing he wouldn't be able to clean his shotgun afterwards, he tried a different method...

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from Wolfjaw wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Mor on getting more bang for the buck using Prarie Storm Shotshells

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from Wolfjaw wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Mor on getting more bang for the buck using Prarie Storm Shotshells

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from Adam Carter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Everyone wants to shoot pheasants. Nobody wants to make sure the shells are not blanks. But I will, I WILL!

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from Adam Carter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Everyone wants to shoot pheasants. Nobody wants to make sure the shells are not blanks. But I will, I WILL!

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from ArchaeoFacts wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

With twinkies in short supply, things got desperate.

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from Andrew Taylor wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Dude you should try these new shotgun shells they are so good...

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from Andrew Taylor wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Dude you should try these new shotgun shells they taste so good

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from WTXWildlifer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Don't mind me I'm field testing the newest smoking cessation product on the market.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

ahh, crackpipes and guns and dogs and the great outdoors, what better way to spend a day at work!

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from Luke Gumaer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ed WAS a well respected hunter safety instructor....

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from consigliodan wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Shoots so good you can taste it !!!!!

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from consigliodan wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

another one bites the dust !!!!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Some of these multiple posts are pathetic! LMAO

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from curtis6676 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Marlboro man smokes cigarettes! Man up to something with a little kick! Prairie Storm, smoke one of these before dinner......to get tomorrow's lunch!

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from skurvy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Dominicans are rolling these too tight!

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from skurvy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Dominicans are rolling these too tight! That's why you gotta get real Cubans!

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from slapfish wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Redneck suppository.

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from firedog11 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I thought I would go one better than Sgt. York, instead of wetting my sight I would wet my ammo.

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from firedog11 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Instead of wetting my whistle, I prefer to lead my head. Keeps the zombies away.

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from Blase110 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I love it when a hunt comes together

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from Blase110 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always smoke shotgun shells....but when I do, I prefer Praire Storms!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

and for me next trick I'll throw the shotgun in the air, spit the shell into the chamber, catch the shotgun.... behind my back mind you and get 10 birds with 9 shots

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from Amflyer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

(In garbled words, speaking around the shell:) "Alright Heavey, I'm as ready as I'm gonna get...and make those damn stitches small!"

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from demory11 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

There's nothing like the taste of shot shells in the morning...It tastes like, victory!

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from Twombly89 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Mmmmm!!! Just like grandma used to make

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from Tenderfoot wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Caption:
Countless Shot-shells that abound.
Short, but, not to big around.
Man of means by Field & Streams,
King of the "Field Load".

*****

The lyrics are a take-off of the "Old Stogies"
the "King of the Road" smoked in the song, "King of the Road".

Phil, is surely a "King" when it comes to Shotguns including the right loads to use.

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from Buckshott00 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

NOM NOM NOM!

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from chaslee wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Got a match?

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

This the neww hunting protocal that was passe by the "anti-hunters" that says you must put your shells in your mouth to make sure that they are lead free shells.

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

I toold you that if you got the first bird of the day I would eat my shells so here it goes.

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from rbmrjohn wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Good God!! That sausage gravy sure has a kick!

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

If you were never in basic training, you won't understand this one:

"At ease men! Smoke em if you shot em."

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from jack1466 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Yeah,go ahead an joke,wait'll you taste that bird"!

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

In his rush to reload, Phil got a tad... "confused"... over into which mouth he was supposed to feed the shell

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Sometimes, Phil took his desire for a little more "lead in his pencil" to extremes.. :) lol... Sorry, Phil, it was too easy a joke to pass up on!

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Ultimately, Phil regretted saying, "I can't miss! If I miss this next one, I'll eat this shell!" lol

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from twofer wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Why is there a cigar stuck in my shotgun?"

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from njelkhuunter wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

My Contest Caption is :

M'm ! M'm! Good......For putting Roosters in your game bag!!!

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from Kris Saeger wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Now quick! Strike the primer and I'll show you how a real man bites the bullet!

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from Kris Saeger wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Now quick! Strike the primer and I'll show you how a real man bites the bullet!

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from ocimaroli wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

shoot them before they shoot you. Prairie storm.

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from BamaDawg5 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Phil shootin off at the mouth again!

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from godscountryboy wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Phil had to bite the bullet to get rid of the taste of that jerky from last season.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Stop it ! Don't make me laugh or shot will come out my nose

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from alseg wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Ever since TWINKIES went bankrupt....."

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from Cade Myers wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

This one might have some kick to it.

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from CoyoteCommander22 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Bite the shells that won't take a bite out of your wallet, choose Federal's new Prairie Storm.

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from Ohio Mountaineer wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Prairie Storms work so well you have to quit using your gun to even the playing field for everything else.

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from mikechek1212 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Just like the Marlboros in high school... it's for the look, i just bite it, I don't light it.

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from czech wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Hmmmm...definitely Federal, possibly size 6 shot, with a splash of nickel plated, no, no, that's copper plated lead, undoubtably a recent vintage...I know! It's Praire Storm!

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Eh, what's up doc?"

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from Matt McKinney wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

In the event it becomes illegal to "bear" arms, we will just carry them between our teeth!!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

New Federal Prairie Storm feed yourself, one way or another...

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from ARwerking wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

In about 8 hours, we can see how they pattern!

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from John Vogel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always chew on shells, but when I do, I chew 3 inch Prairie Storms.

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from Amflyer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I WILL NOT kiss you on the mouth, Dave Petzal, not for any silly F & S caption contest...how 'bout if I just do this?

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from schwechel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sure you can tie a cherry stem in your mouth, but watch what I can do with this!

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from MaxPower wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" I dropped it in a cow pie so I gotta clean it, I can't let that get into my Benelli"

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from texhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Four out of five dentists agree: "One dose of Prairie Storm Three Inch Magnums twice a day will reduce plaque and tartar build up more effectively than flossing alone".

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from fitch270 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sure these Prairie Storms have some kick to 'em, but I sure miss those old mild paper hulls I used to sneak from Dad.

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from Pathfinder1 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hi...

Man, I'll never buy these cherry flavored shells again...ugh...!!

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from tygh98 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Since I started taking Prairie Stormagra My pheasant hunts having been more frequent and more enjoyable. I feel like I am twenty again."

Ask your doctor if Prairie Stormagra is right for you!

This medication will enhance your hunting experiences. If your deisre to hunt pheasants last longer than four hours seek immediate medical attention. Side effects may include a chemical induced burn in your stomach similar to heartburn, lead in your rear end that may lead to a desire to stay on the couch, and possibly death.

Talk to your doctor today!

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from mhuntley73 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Only following these instructions for my new shot gun, it said insert shell into the throat and close the mouth of the chamber. Hard to swallow but you should see what it says my trigger and the slide action.

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from BPorter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This lead tastes a lot like the paint chips I ate as a kid!

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from CoyoteHunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Man, these sure taste a lot better in the pheasant!

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from John Vogel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Twinkie withdrawal is already kicking in

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from Coyboy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil finally "bites the bullet" and tries praire storm ammunition.

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from weedless97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They say that even after you quit smoking, the habit persists in other ways...

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from henson270 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

It was either this or the granola bar I found in my pocket from last season.

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from upland wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I'm not eating a..."
"Oh wait..."
"Then what happened to my snickers?"
"Oh..."
"Sh..........t!"

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from mre54 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Oh crap I put my beef jerkey in my gun again

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from Carney wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Eh, the shotshell thing was just a diversion. I was covering for my buddy in the background who had to pee."

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from deadeyedick wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

from the dogs " Do we have to hunt with this guy. He doesn't even know where to put the shells". 2nd dog, " I told you he likes to shoot his mouth off".

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from Hank Forester wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

He was a little too late switching to non toxic shells...

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Shooting off your mouth" just took on a whole new meaning......

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from stack75 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storms 3" Shotgun Shells ... "Lick and Load for Outdoor Fun"

sponsored by Pheasants Of Our Republic
in assoc with Fabled Over-Opinionated Lead Suckers

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from peppeli wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Yeah the might kick a little, but be a man and "bite the bullet." Prairie Storm.

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from Seth Morelock wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Is this still legal to smoke in Colorado?

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Remember kids , always save one shell for yourself in case the pheasants have you surrounded.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

These Prairie Storm shells are " smokin' " ! Get it , thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm here til Thursday. Try the veal.

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from bigalc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ironically, Phil's last words were "These new Prarie Storms just blow my mind!"

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from benjaminwc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Did ya see that shot punk? Ya. That's right. Next bird I'm not even gonna use the gun."

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from tom donohue wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I dont often snack on shotguns shells, but when i do its 12 guage. Keep swinging thru my friends.

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from cb bob wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

....And that's how you shoot better in a minute!

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from jeffisutherland wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hold still while I hit it with this rock. We'll have that rotten tooth out in a sec so you can keep hunting!"

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from Mike Diehl wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sportswomens' interest in Phil Bourjaily's writing peaked when Phil successfully demonstrated that he could twist a shotgun shell into a bowtie using only his tongue.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

ahh, crackpipes and guns and dogs and the great outdoors, what better way to spend a day at work!

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from njelkhuunter wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

My Contest Caption is :

M'm ! M'm! Good......For putting Roosters in your game bag!!!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Stop it ! Don't make me laugh or shot will come out my nose

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

HA! I told you I could catch an ejected shell out of an auto loader!

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

No pheasants, guess we'll have to eat our shells.

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from campns wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This is how phil gets his daily recommended daily copper and iron.. sheesh, Chewing on those things it's no wonder why he always misfires.

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from trout_guy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I'll bet if I gnaw on this shell long enough, I can turn a 12 gauge shell into a 20 gauge shell so it will fit in my gun.

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from daveyn wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Well boy if this here is a shotshell then what the heck did I do with my ceegar !

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from clinchknot wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Game Warden wrote me a ticket today for having too many shells in the magazine. Ticket said both my gun, and my mouth were laoded.

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from schwechel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I love the taste of gunpowder in the morning.

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from Hunter00015 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They told him to get loaded, so he took a shot.

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from Bob Beckman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

We are lost, this one is for me. Now all I have to do is wait to fall on my face. It's gonna be a long day!

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from leeksj wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Snack Time!

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from Ncarl wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hmm, yes it's definitely Federal. perhaps, Prarie Storm.

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from Leo Hawel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm: Tastes like Pheasant!

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from Chewylouie wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I hear that eating gun powder will make you live longer. Just when you die be sure you are not cremated. :)

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from natureonthefly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Come on, I ran out of cigars, what else was I to do?

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil: "Well boys, smoke em if you got them."

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

After a slow day chasing 2 pound birds with $1 shells, Phil comes up with an novel way to cut his losses and fill his stomach at the same time.

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from smccardell wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Most Interesting Hunter in the World, Phil Bourjaily: Little did Phil realize it wasn't the 3 inch Prairie Storm that he shoved in his gun..."I don't always smoke, but when I do I prefer Cohiba Behike's... stay lit my friend!"

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from PheasantSlayer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Beat that Tom Knapp!

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hey Phil, I know you came all the way out here to hunt Mountain Quail, and yes, I know the last four bluffs have been a bust, but THIS TIME i'm sure there will be quail over on that mountain....."

".....Phil?"

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from TM wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They say that you're a man with true grit.

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from jjas wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

......Where did I put that shell....I had it....I know I did....oh...duh......

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"No talent they say? Can't teach an old dog new tricks they said. Well I'll show them, I'll show everyone!

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hey Larry, make sure you get this on film...."

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from kratch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't know what the big deal is about the toxic shot section of the Sportsman's Act. I've been eating entire shells for years and not feeling any ill affects.

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from PuddleduckDC wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Are you sure this is covered in the employee dental plan?"

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from mspl8sdcntryboy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Got a light?"

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Remember, hunting is an aquired taste. Start with the right stuff; Federal makes ammo to please everyone's taste!
Sold everywhere.

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from TheDuke123 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Generations from now pheasant tell the tale of that fateful day when the three men in orange and their mighty dogs came upon them from the west. One of these more lethal than the others. He came spitting fire and chewing lead! Like a storm rolling across the prairie! A Prairie Storm!!!

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Silly, that's not how you load the gun!

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I like to warm the shells up before I load the gun

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from red dickerson wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Shoot I forgot my glycerin pills, well this will have to work.

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from David 63 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This cigar is sure hard to light

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from Chris Link wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Since hunting was bad that day, Phil decided to go just get it over with and bite the steel shot so he had an excuse to leave for the dentists"

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from vasportsman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Should we tell him if he tries to light it?

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from atboett wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This is my magazine tube; I have a better chance throwing these at the birds.

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from 7.5x55 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hey, it beats tag soup!

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from amoor983 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

If we don't find any birds here I am ending it all!

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from 99explorer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Mine are wild cherry. What flavor are yours?"

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from Walt Smith wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Never do this with a miss fired shell!

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from weedless97 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

When you got mad at your wife for telling you you couldn't hunt this weekend, and she said you'd just have to "Bite the bullet"? Well this was not what she had in mind.

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from Doug6136 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Oh - you said "FLITESTOPPER," not "bite stopper." Wear your hearing protection, kids.

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from Bryanmitchell wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hey bud... Those new cigars you bought sure have a bang at the end of them!!

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from capt.seagull wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Get your camera ready and your gun, cause if you stick a bullet in your mouth pheasants will come.

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from natureonthefly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

my gun and i have an inseparable bond. i'd never put anything in that chamber i wouldn't put in my own mouth.

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from fishman417 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

thats not were you load me

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from fishman417 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

i hate truth or dare ..... and gunpowder

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from Levi Banks wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Any decent dog will fetch your birds, but Phil will even fetch the empties.

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from fishman417 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

comercial slogen

Cherry bullets good enough to put in your mouth so its good enough to put in your gun

warning to not try to put in your mouth very explosive artificialy flavored

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from kratch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Bet this tastes a hundred times better than that spawn the guy from last week was eating.

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from mre54 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Isn't that what the cigar the United States gave Fidel Castro looked like?

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from mre54 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

...No I prefer them unsulted with the shell on

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from davycrockettfv wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Redneck Roulette

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from davycrockettfv wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hey Phil, you do realize that Twinkies are still available in stores, right? Let's not overreact.

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from Craigb wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

There you go, shooting your mouth off about prairie stomrs again.

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from Bill Mcmeekan wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ya know if I was inbred I'd have 11 fingers

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from Samuel Groves wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hi,my name is phil and I'm addicted to gunpowder and lead."

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from IanSansone wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I still don't understand the whole 'Chuck Norris' thing, I mean Im pretty badass myself. For example I dont even need a weapon to down game birds, I do it with my mouth. Can Chuck Norris do that??"

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from IanSansone wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The only way to get perfect sight picture..

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from Kyle Howard wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

WATER THOSE DOGS!!

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from Fruguy101 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A shotgunner's famous words, "Betcha Tom Knapp can't do this!!"

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from wildernessguy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

What he really wanted was a nice cigar, but having none on him, he decided to try and see what else he could make smoke.

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from pastorpt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Here's and Ad for you: With Charlton Heston's voice.

"Prairie Storms... The Real Man's Stogie"

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from Jeffrey Priest wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil Bourjaily believes that to be an effective gun writer you must eat, drink and sleep your craft. Here's a shot of Mr. Bourjaily researching the 3-inch Prairie Storms he wrote about last week. While we don't always understand his methods, we like his writing and therefor continue to delay his psych evaluation.

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from mnobles23 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The edible shotgun shells were a big hit during the hunt. Phil's edible underwear? Not so much.

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from deadeyedick wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A shell in the mouth is worth two in the pocket.

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from woodpecker wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

From way over there? Why you'll be lucky to hit the shell, let alone hit the primer with that overpriced BB gun.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Looks like a really disappointing pheasant hunting trip. Phil, as a writer you probably did okay with the suicide note but your follow through firearm technique is lacking. Either get some counseling ... or a good hunters safety course.

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from airbornedoc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Kraft's new field snack for hunters: "Prairie Poppers. When you bite down on one, the cheese just explodes in your mouth!"

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from Dridzzhuse wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nothing starts off a good day of hunting like a little brown brown.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nice to see you're trying to kick the habit. However, using the patch might be more helpful.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm shotshells suck? Sure, blame it on the ammo. Oldest excuse in the hunting world. Get thyself to a trap range!

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from lakeeffectsteel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The dogs work harder if I eat these instead of their biscuits!

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from Bubba Squirrel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil Bourjaily after Petzal's course in how to shoot your mouth off.

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from FOX wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

An after pheasant smoke nothen like it. Mmmm high brass.

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from okduckhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I don't always chomp shotshells, but when I do, I prefer Federal Prairie Storm." "Stay on target, my friends." --Most interesting shotgunner in the world.

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from rajoidea wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Attempting to follow a critic's advice, the effort to 'suck-start a shotgun' did not go as anticipated.

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A whole new breed of retriever.

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This is how real men do body shots.

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil showing off his new tongue piercing.

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ummmmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Awww Crap, I must have stuck my cigars in the gun again.....

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

You KNOW you talk too much while hunting when someone shoves a shotgun shell in your mouth and walks away!

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from jjemt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The apocalypse now marathon the day before made a lasting impression. " I love the taste of shot shell in the morning, tastes like---- VICTORY".

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from wildernessguy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

See Tim, the diversion worked. No one is talking about my terrible shooting now!

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from 1ojolsen wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo, now available in new apple zinger flavor. Taste your pattern.

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from Adam Carter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

We're lost, haven't eaten if four days, the birds are too fast to hit, and the dogs are worth more than my salary.

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Having given up cigars, Phil resists the urge to light up with the new Prarie Storm Pacifier."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Any one got a match?"

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" First Phil spits the shell into the air, he shoots it causing it to explode and break all 7 clay targets, making Tom Knapp jealous."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Prairie Storm. Shoots Straight, tastes great."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Prairie Storm, it's what's for dinner."

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from Tim Platt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Lubrication is the key to successful insertion. This lesson was learned when I was still a youth...

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Poor Phil, he wasn't like the other boys."

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from mountaindew732 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

High brass? I guess you are putting your money where your mouth is

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from wildernessguy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

When lacking a grill for the successful cooking of pheasant, firmly bite down on your shell to expose the powder and primer. This is step one in creating your fire(manufacturer assumes no liability for consequences of biting on shell, physical or otherwise).

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from Jim in Mo wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo

Puts deer jerky to shame.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm in the field do it your self ammo, just pour in the powder and shot and crimp the end with your teeth and you are ready to fire.

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from BassBagger wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm! Fun to shoot with, NOT to eat

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from BassBagger wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm! Fun to shoot with, NOT to eat

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from BassBagger wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Sorry for the double post, yall

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from Ben Cummings wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

They're better than Cubans

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from beansbrigade wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I smoke the shells; the shells smoke the birds.

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from milsky24 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Hold my beer and watch this!!

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from milsky24 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Praire storm eatible shells, coming to a location near you!

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from Blackwater Red wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil Bourjaily gives "choom" a whole new meaning!!

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from Ga hunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Praire Storm: The cigar of a real man

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from Todd Volante wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Um, that's not your cigar, don't light that and check your barrel."

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from Bryce McCurley wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always eat shotshells. But when I do, they're 3-inch Prairie Storms

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always stuff the business end of a 3-inch 1-5/8 ounce shell that moves 1350 fps and generates over 50 foot-pounds of recoil into my mouth but when I do I use Prairie Storm.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Besides being healthier, it's also cheaper than cigarettes.

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from Jim Chaffee wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always smoke shells but when I do they are 3" magnum slugs!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Eats shotshells, craps primers.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Molon labe !

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

That's right ladies , I'm the bad boy your mothers' warned you about.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

For this weeks Pro Tip here's an old mountain man trick they used to clear up a sour stomach. First take a ......

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Watch this , I can fit one in each nostril too.

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Anixious to get off a 4th shot, Phil developes a speed loading technique."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Come on, just pull my finger and see what happens."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Phil, stop talking with your mouth full, neither of the dogs understand what you are saying."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Frustrated, his partner walks on and the dogs look bored as Phil does his George Burn's impression for the 3 rd time that day."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

" Phil shares a tip that didn't make it past the book's editor."

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from rachff wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo, so good, you can taste the difference!

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from bomar wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

My dog taught me to retrieve my hulls.

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from robcaron wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo, the newest multivitamin for bird hunters over fifty; may cause tooth ache, risk of sudden detonation.

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from Kevin Klensch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Smoking will kill ya someday

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from Kevin Klensch wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Smoking will kill ya someday

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from oxnardbob wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

...and they say lead is toxic!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Tastes like high velocity chicken.

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from mselseth wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Anyone gotta light?

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from Big Buck Jack wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prarie Storm rounds:Great for the feild and the dinner table

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from Minnesota Shoot wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Reloader..Catch empties before they hit the ground.

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from Big Buck Jack wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The newest Prarie Storm features new chicken flavored BB's

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from Big Buck Jack wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The newest Prarie Storm features new chicken flavored BB's

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from Davidd wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nothing like the taste of Prairie Storms in the morning.

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from SDhunt wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Dang It! I forgot to store these cigar-shells in the humidor last night!"

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from buckstopper wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

This left over Halloween shotgun shell candy sure is chewy

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from Scott Alexander wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Bear Grylls drinks his urine, I eat bullets. Bear is a pansy.

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from small game sportsman wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

the box said "keep out of reach of children, it said nothing about ME!".

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from Jameson wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo: No tasty animal for you to kill?... Just chew our shells till you've had your fill.

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from Jameson wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm Ammo: No tasty animal for you to kill?... Just chew our shells till you've had your fill.

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from Neil J. Selbicky wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Not to worry, they're lead free.

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from mmkeady wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"well looks like I'm out of Copenhagen. . . gunpowder will have to do."

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from Kimber708 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

MMMMM, lead.

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from WILLHAM48 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Crap! I just jammed a bunch of french fries into my shotgun!

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from Mark Cioffi wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

These new biodegradeable shells by Prarie Storm taste great!

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from Tom-Tom wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

After offering unwanted friendly advice to one and all about the proper form to use to avoid missing so many pheasants, one of the group gave Phil some unfriendly advice, something like "Blow it out your ***".

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prairie Storm shotshells.... Betcha can't eat just one !

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from jaukulele wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"You are what you eat, they say. And I AM gunpowder and lead."

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from damo450 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Better turn that thing around before you light it....

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from csoutdoors wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I Love the smell of gunpowder in the morning."

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from CastMaster25 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Candy cigarettes? Nope, I'll stick to smokin Premium Shotgun Shell Cigars.

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from Rhett Ballard wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Nice, now put it back in the gun.

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from northernnympher wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I've put up with these useless dogs for long enough. It's time to do something about it.

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from sgtsly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Say the magic word and win a Gerber knife.

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from Dcast wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

A Polish suicide attempt!

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from sgtsly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Wait 'til my proctologist sees my scope tomorrow morning.

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from Blase110 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

My wife just loves it when she sees me tie the shells in knots with my mouth...

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from pradek wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Miss the shot, bite the bullet.

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from VAHunter540 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

“I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m Yosemite Phil … the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff! I’m the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west!”

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from buffdaddy50 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Gun jam....no problem, just stick a shell in your mouth and have your hunting buddy aim you then smack you in the back of the head!

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from buffdaddy50 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Gun jam....no problem, just stick a shell in your mouth and have your hunting buddy aim you then smack you in the back of the head!

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from Michael Jager wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

You should see where it went in!

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from pbshooter1217 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Not only is Prairie Storm a good shell, its powder is a wonderful seasoning.

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from steelmaster wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Prairie storm chewables now available!"

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from JRivers wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

how did that cigar get in my shot gun? Oh well anyone got a light?

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from TopperFanLuke wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Honey, do you have a toothpick? I think I have something in my teeth..."

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from TopperFanLuke wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil: "(Growling and Howling like a coyote)"

Tim: "Here Phil...eat a shotgun shell. Better?"

Phil: "Better!"

Tim: "Good...you're not you when you're hungry."

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from TopperFanLuke wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Forget scratch & sniff...these shells are bite & blast!

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from Ohio Mountaineer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Who needs milk of magnesia when you've got Prairie Storm?

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from sgtsly wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Wait 'til my proctologist sees my scope tomorrow morning.

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from nijimasu wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Dude, you're in Washington. You don't have to hide it there anymore.

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

That's how we roll out here in Pheasantville boy !

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from Dcast wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"2012 Darwin Award Winner"

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from z41 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Close but no cigar.

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from z41 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Close but no cigar.

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from Tony C. wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"A day without killing is like a day without sunshine," rooster buster Phil said, chomping into a Prairie Storm 3-inch.

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from Davidd wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

One way to stop heart burn.

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from mbrose wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Hey, Watch this. yes, yes it will be epic."

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from olinger302 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Now kids, Rule #1 of firearm safety is never point the gun at something unless you intend to shoot it. The reason being that the round could accidently fire at any moment and if its aimed in the wrong direction someone could get hurt!"

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from beers123 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Seriously man we will get you a bird to take home to your wife there is no sense in that.

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from DesertWalker wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I hate when I leave my shells in the freezer, I can only fit one in my mouth at a time to thaw them

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from Herrold wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"Nothing like hunting while smoking a cigar."

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from Nathan Ryver wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Reminds me of ..... Humus.

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from BillTell wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

If it Looks like a 12guage, and Tastes like a 12guage...

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from jaildoc wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

What? No Mustard!

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from slapfish wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

"I didn't mean there..."

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from Greeley7 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil, 'eat lightning and crap thunder' is a metaphor, this won't improve your shooting.

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from Greeley7 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Prarie Storm: making pheasants eat lightning and crap thunder one field at a time.

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from JB1976 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil couldn't take getting skunked again and decided to take his own life. Knowing he wouldn't be able to clean his shotgun afterwards, he tried a different method...

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from Wolfjaw wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Mor on getting more bang for the buck using Prarie Storm Shotshells

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from Wolfjaw wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Mor on getting more bang for the buck using Prarie Storm Shotshells

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from Adam Carter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Everyone wants to shoot pheasants. Nobody wants to make sure the shells are not blanks. But I will, I WILL!

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from Adam Carter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Everyone wants to shoot pheasants. Nobody wants to make sure the shells are not blanks. But I will, I WILL!

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from ArchaeoFacts wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

With twinkies in short supply, things got desperate.

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from Andrew Taylor wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Dude you should try these new shotgun shells they are so good...

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from Andrew Taylor wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Dude you should try these new shotgun shells they taste so good

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from WTXWildlifer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Don't mind me I'm field testing the newest smoking cessation product on the market.

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from Luke Gumaer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Ed WAS a well respected hunter safety instructor....

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from consigliodan wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Shoots so good you can taste it !!!!!

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from consigliodan wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

another one bites the dust !!!!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Some of these multiple posts are pathetic! LMAO

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from curtis6676 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Marlboro man smokes cigarettes! Man up to something with a little kick! Prairie Storm, smoke one of these before dinner......to get tomorrow's lunch!

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from skurvy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Dominicans are rolling these too tight!

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from skurvy wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

The Dominicans are rolling these too tight! That's why you gotta get real Cubans!

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from slapfish wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Redneck suppository.

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from firedog11 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I thought I would go one better than Sgt. York, instead of wetting my sight I would wet my ammo.

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from firedog11 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Instead of wetting my whistle, I prefer to lead my head. Keeps the zombies away.

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from Blase110 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I love it when a hunt comes together

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from Blase110 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

I don't always smoke shotgun shells....but when I do, I prefer Praire Storms!

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from Kelly McBride wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

and for me next trick I'll throw the shotgun in the air, spit the shell into the chamber, catch the shotgun.... behind my back mind you and get 10 birds with 9 shots

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from Amflyer wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

(In garbled words, speaking around the shell:) "Alright Heavey, I'm as ready as I'm gonna get...and make those damn stitches small!"

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from demory11 wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

There's nothing like the taste of shot shells in the morning...It tastes like, victory!

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from Twombly89 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Mmmmm!!! Just like grandma used to make

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from Tenderfoot wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Caption:
Countless Shot-shells that abound.
Short, but, not to big around.
Man of means by Field & Streams,
King of the "Field Load".

*****

The lyrics are a take-off of the "Old Stogies"
the "King of the Road" smoked in the song, "King of the Road".

Phil, is surely a "King" when it comes to Shotguns including the right loads to use.

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from Buckshott00 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

NOM NOM NOM!

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from chaslee wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Got a match?

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

This the neww hunting protocal that was passe by the "anti-hunters" that says you must put your shells in your mouth to make sure that they are lead free shells.

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from Knife Freak wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

I toold you that if you got the first bird of the day I would eat my shells so here it goes.

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from rbmrjohn wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Good God!! That sausage gravy sure has a kick!

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

If you were never in basic training, you won't understand this one:

"At ease men! Smoke em if you shot em."

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from jack1466 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Yeah,go ahead an joke,wait'll you taste that bird"!

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

In his rush to reload, Phil got a tad... "confused"... over into which mouth he was supposed to feed the shell

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Sometimes, Phil took his desire for a little more "lead in his pencil" to extremes.. :) lol... Sorry, Phil, it was too easy a joke to pass up on!

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Ultimately, Phil regretted saying, "I can't miss! If I miss this next one, I'll eat this shell!" lol

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from twofer wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Why is there a cigar stuck in my shotgun?"

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from Kris Saeger wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Now quick! Strike the primer and I'll show you how a real man bites the bullet!

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from Kris Saeger wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Now quick! Strike the primer and I'll show you how a real man bites the bullet!

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from ocimaroli wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

shoot them before they shoot you. Prairie storm.

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from BamaDawg5 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Phil shootin off at the mouth again!

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from godscountryboy wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Phil had to bite the bullet to get rid of the taste of that jerky from last season.

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from alseg wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Ever since TWINKIES went bankrupt....."

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from Cade Myers wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

This one might have some kick to it.

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from CoyoteCommander22 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Bite the shells that won't take a bite out of your wallet, choose Federal's new Prairie Storm.

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from Ohio Mountaineer wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Prairie Storms work so well you have to quit using your gun to even the playing field for everything else.

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from mikechek1212 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Just like the Marlboros in high school... it's for the look, i just bite it, I don't light it.

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from czech wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

Hmmmm...definitely Federal, possibly size 6 shot, with a splash of nickel plated, no, no, that's copper plated lead, undoubtably a recent vintage...I know! It's Praire Storm!

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

"Eh, what's up doc?"

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from Matt McKinney wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

In the event it becomes illegal to "bear" arms, we will just carry them between our teeth!!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 1 year 18 weeks ago

New Federal Prairie Storm feed yourself, one way or another...

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from j_smunk wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Tastes so good makes you wanna slap your MOMMA!!!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 19 weeks ago

Phil was going to "eat his gun" to end it all, but forgot the important step of chambering a round and THEN putting the shell through the mouth.....

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