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June 07, 2013

A Cautionary Tale About Anything That Runs on Batteries

By David E. Petzal

About 35 years ago, I bought a trigger pull scale so I could measure trigger pulls. Back then, you could use weights on a rod to do the job, or you could get a spring-style scale with the weights engraved on a brass tube. There was a hook connected to the spring, and you put that on the trigger and pulled carefully until you heard the firing pin fall, and you tried to read where the indicator was at the instant you heard the click.

The scale was by no means perfect. You had to develop a touch with it so you could see what it read at the crucial instant, and every few years you had to polish the thing so you could read it. But it worked.

A couple of weeks ago my old scale vanished, along with a very good set of jeweler’s screwdrivers. Grief stricken, I was going to get a replacement, but then I remembered that it was the 21st century, and that the thing was hopelessly obsolete, so I went to the local Cabela’s and bought an electronic scale that required no touch at all, could remember 10 pulls in a row, and give you their average weight.

 

Except that when I installed the required 9V battery, the thing refused to light up and function. So I brought it back to Cabela’s and explained the problem and the nice lady at the customer service desk said to get another one and we’d see if that worked.

It didn’t. Same problem. She gave me a refund, and promised that someone would be made to suffer, and I went home and found my old spring scale, which appeared sullen but still worked perfectly.

A while back I tried out a range-compensating scope that could not stand cold weather. I took it hunting in Montana where the temperature dropped to 10 above and I had to lean the rifle against the truck heater to keep the battery alive. When I got back I told the manufacturer about this, and a year later he e-mailed me that they had solved the problem and a new scope was on the way. I put it out on the porch on a 10-degree night and in the morning the battery was kaput.

And there was the rangefinder which functioned perfectly for a year and half and then dropped dead one day for reasons that are still unexplained. The battery was fine.

The moral is, if it runs on electricity it will probably head south on you one day. Which is why I use a compass instead of GPS.

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from cb bob wrote 1 week 51 min ago

Excellent advice. I used to use a digital scale for reloading, and found it to be very inconsistent when weighing powder if the batteries weren't new. I bought a good beam scale for weighing powder, and use the digital scale for a paper weight.

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from duckcreekdick wrote 1 week 40 min ago

Yep! Always have a low-tech backup for your latest battery operated whiz-bang new toy. Amazing how some of that old stuff still works. I recently used my Lyman 55 powder measure throwing a bit less than 4 grains of 700X and was impressed with how consistent it threw these light charges.

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from Amflyer wrote 1 week 37 min ago

Alas! Too any moral compasses appear to be battery-driven these days.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 week 17 min ago

..and if your batteries are from the $1 Dollar Store they will go down faster than Mme Lewinsky

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from Dcast wrote 1 week 16 min ago

Electronics whether battery operated or not are your enemy, they lie in wait until the opportune time and they strike leaving you dumbfounded. They are the equivalent to Al Qaeda.

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from RJ Arena wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

I worked with a guy that had all of these"apps" on his "smart" phone, a flash light app, a level app, measuring app, etc., it was all fun and games until the battery died, then I pulled out my string plumb bob and straight edge......

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from Tom-Tom wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Part of my annual physical includes a 24hr. heart monitoring device. Shortly after dropping it off the next say, my doctor called to give the the results. According to the device, my doctor said that I had died some time earlier that morning. A very expensive piece of equipment depending on a very crucial but very cheap item.

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from Tom-Tom wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

As an aside, SFC Petzal,...after you wrote a "thumbs up" recommendation on Mr. Heavey's new book, I was shocked to read his latest article in F&S wherein he made mention that you had never shot or fired a gun. Perhaps the next time you see him you can remind him about the difference between a rifle and a gun. If distant memory serves, such a indiscretion was always good for a few laps around the parade field.

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Thanks, reminds me to check the batteries in my range finder before I leave Wednesday. Though don't think I will need it it the Cameroon jungle.

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Dave,
Did you find your jewelers screwdrivers? They may be harder to replace.

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from Proverbs wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Sooner or later, you ARE going to run into a bad batch of batteries. On Wednesday night there was a horrific noise in my yard, like coyotes were mixing it up with the dogs. I grabbed my $200 defensive flashlight with real gold connectors (for ultra reliability, you know), and the thing didn't work. Turns out that 4 of the 8 (AA) batteries were slimy with leaked acid. These were Energizers with a 'use by' date of 2018, and which were installed in January 2013.

Fortunately, a great warranty comes with the flashlight. I spoke with the manufacturer yesterday, and they are going to clean it up for free, plus shipping. Energizer wasn't so helpful and hasn't gotten back to me yet.

But this blog reminds me that I need to put down the laptop and go remove the 9-volt battery from my Leica rangefinder before it decides to vomit inside the housing.

There is no doubt the batteries today are more cheaply made. The housings are easily dented compared to batteries of 10 and 20 years ago.

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from SMC1986 wrote 6 days 21 hours ago

Proverbs, I agree. I have had brand name batteries (duracell) ruin two flashlights in the last year. I should be able to leave them in my pack and not worry about green dust going everywhere when I go to use them in a few months. Also this post is a good reminder as to why it is always good to have iron sights to backup your red dot.

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from davidpetzal wrote 6 days 20 hours ago

To Happy Myles: Yes, I did, and glad of it; the set would have cost $80 to replace. Have fun in Cameroon, and don't drink the water.

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from deadeyedick wrote 6 days 20 hours ago

Mr "Murphy" is alive and well

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from npdion wrote 6 days 19 hours ago

"The moral is, if it runs on electricity it will probably head south on you one day."

And, like women are quick to point out, if it has wheels or testicles it's gonna give you problems.

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from Daniel Allison wrote 6 days 18 hours ago

I am teaching my grandson to shoot and I make him use iron sights. He wants to use a scope, but I tell him master the iron sights first, then the scope. If the scope lets you down you will have a backup. It is amazing to me how few people can even sight in iron sights today. He thinks that I am old fashioned and he is right. I have been on a couple of hunts where the scope failed (cross hairs broke in a Weaver) and the iron sights saved the hunt. Since the iron sights were already sighted in, no problem. I got a nice mule deer with that rifle.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 6 days 17 hours ago

A compass is nigh onto useless in the dense flat timber of this country unless you want to spend all of your time looking at the thing instead of for game to shoot at (and even then there's a good chance you'll still wind up walking in circles). Hunting without navigation equipment was never a problem in Montana where everything is up and down with a road or moving body of water always somewhere downhill that would take me to civilization. But up here that technique doesn't work. It's all flat with too much swamp and muskeg. And the water doesn't go anyplace in a hurry. Or often anyplace at all. So I relied on following my own tracks out if necessary. Then I almost bought the farm twice when caught in snowstorms. I detest electronic technocrap but a GPS proved to be an absolute godsend. Not so much these days as I have given up big game hunting and only hunt birds. Really, I don't think a blind man could get lost field hunting geese or chasing pheasants off tulie ditches. Anyway, even if I somehow did lose my way, all I'd have to do to get out is say "dogfood" and keep up with my mutts as they made a beeline for the rig at a gallop.

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from tleichty1989 wrote 6 days 13 hours ago

its a horrible decision to rely on batteries in any situation solely. I am an avid backpacker and I know from experience that batteries fail in the worst possible situations. There is no piece of mind when you have no clue whether or not the GPS is going to turn on. If your going to be in the field you need ample knowledge first of analog variants of the product your using before you dive in to trusting an electronic anything.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 6 days 11 hours ago

Happy Myles,

Stay safe in Cameroon and shoot a big one for us!

Cheers

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 10 hours ago

WAM,
Thank you. Hopefully third time will be the charm. Either way this is my last "jungle book".

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from Amflyer wrote 6 days 10 hours ago

I will admit that, in today's world, a compass is superfluous. Instead, I carry small containers of London gin and vermouth,in case I should find myself alone and without help in the wilds.

Should I ever become lost, or confused, or both, I plan on pulling out the portables and mixing them together in an estimated ratio of 1:6 or so, using either my binocular case or perhaps an extra ziplock bag. I figure that by the time I am decanting the mix into my tin cup someone will appear over my shoulder saying, "now that's a hell of a way to mix a martini..."

Voila. Fait accompli.

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from Amflyer wrote 6 days 10 hours ago

Happy,

Do have a good trip. Sorry to hear this is to be your last, but judging by story and pictures you have had many wonderful trips that you now carry as memories. Priceless.

I fly to Namibia via Frankfurt this coming Friday for what I hope will not be my last African trip. I wish us both luck. The novice and the veteran both.

I hope the Kalahari treats me well, and my many rounds through the 375 keeps me from making too big a fool.

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from Bioguy01 wrote 6 days 9 hours ago

Couldn't have said it better myself. Great article, Dave!

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 9 hours ago

A flyer,
Just my last trip to the jungle. Already have paid for a trip to Tanzania and one to Mozambique. I know you will have a grand adventure in Namibia, it is a smoothly run country. What is your primary goal for trophies? I have hunted there four times, all good trips. Have even visited the hospital in Windehoek, courtesy of an unfriendly leopard. All the best, and kindest regards

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from AJMcClure wrote 6 days 5 hours ago

I got stuck in a briar patch at night when my Lensor LED failed me, I wrote the company and they sent me a an H7 with upgraded heavier duty wiring. Great company, and in all honesty days earlier my head lamp fell into a bucket of water and worked for a couple days. Lithium ion batteries outperform alkaline batteries in cold weather. If you think this article has diminished my lust for dropping a VXR on my Ol' Man's dust gathering Model 70 06' when it has a working VX3, you'd be wrong. Salut, Summer is hear and everything is biting.

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from tom warner wrote 6 days 1 hour ago

Happy Myles: I wish you another enjoyable excursion; you obviously lead a interesting life. Sadly, I never made it to the Dark Continent. Just about the time I acquired the wherewithal to go I had become so obsessed with the pursuit of big Whitetails that I could not bring myself to do anything else. In addition, I had absorbed so many accounts of the old Africa, that I was not sure that I really wanted to be disillusioned by experiencing the new one. Probably a mistake. Another of life's disappointments was just missing out on the old India of Jim Corbett, et al. Did you ever manage to get there? Anyway, it sounds as though life has treated us both unusually well. Speaking of jungles, I fell in love with the Amazon and Orinoco country. Many trips. Another world entirely and one that I could go to live in if I were able.

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from Amflyer wrote 5 days 23 hours ago

Oh, good. I had understood it was your last trip to Africa.

First on my list is a nice Gemsbok. Interesting creatures, and I hear they have good ones there.

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from Zermoid wrote 5 days 22 hours ago

I don't even trust a compass to be right anymore. I had one a few years ago reverse it's north and south somehow and damg near get me way lost! After walking the way it told me to go for over an hour and seeing nothing familiar I checked another compass (I always carry at least 2) and it pointed the exact opposite way!

No clue what happened to the compass to make the needle point S instead of N but it can happen.

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from Carney wrote 5 days 21 hours ago

I'm all for the best in electronic gadgets of every sort, but Dave's story demonstrates the importance of knowing how to do things. I'm amazed regularly, even within the hunting and shooting community, that what were once common skills are now unknown.
Compass versus GPS is a perfect example. Today the extent of some men's ability is to know that the needle points North, but they'd never be able to make application of a compass to find their way in or out of the woods.
Some guys couldn't sharpen a knife on a whet stone if their life depended on it! Without a machine with grinding belts and a perfect pitch platform, they are lost.
I have been in the gunsmith's shop and seen guys bring in their rifles to be cleaned -- not because they had plenty of money and didn't want to bother with the "dirty work" but because they didn't know how.
Maybe this is turning into an ad for the F&S Total Outdoorsman Manual...

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from 99explorer wrote 5 days 19 hours ago

I once bought a pair of expensive electronic hearing protectors so that I could hear range commands without removing the muffs. I left them in the trunk of the car overnight, and when I put them on for the big event, the batteries were kaput.
They worked fine several hours later after they had been warmed up, but much too late to do me any good.

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from jlynch34 wrote 5 days 17 hours ago

I always carry my old compass as backup for my battery operated GPS. Don't bet your life on a 1.5 volt battery.

My range finder if it dies it dies. I've done well for years with out it.

Any battery operated scope is just waiting to die next time you see a 10 pointer.

Jerry

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from Carl Huber wrote 5 days 15 hours ago

You have entered the digital age. An age of great trust. You can no longer put a weight on one side of a balance beam and a substance on the other and check the zero. Now you have to look at an iddy bitty screen and take it's word for it. Forget about fixing your truck with an intermittent trouble. Like I said an era of faith and forget about fixing it.

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from tom warner wrote 5 days 15 hours ago

As I am now an old fart, I am sticking to my compasses. I have toyed with GPS's and find them tedious and at times baffling. In addition, I hate all the added bells and whistles which serve only to confuse my aging brain. My good fortune is to have a good memory regarding where I have been and seldom fail to retrace my steps. However my good ol' compass has gotten me out of a few scary situations down these many years, when I was "turned around"; in other words wondering just where the hell I was. Yes, Ontario Honker, it was usually someplace in the Quebec or Labrador taiga.

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from JohnR wrote 4 days 17 hours ago

Ha, ha Tom Warner that was good! I'm an old fart too and I still use my military issue lensatic compass with the tritium cells on the direction indicators. If I can see it I can find my way out.

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from Happy Myles wrote 4 days 17 hours ago

I always carry an old fashion compass, even when carrying the new paraphernalia. To my chagrin, my son in law pointed out to me, just yesterday, that my cell phone has a compass. A lesson to remember, twice over my outdoor decades of experience have had lost hunters, upon being found, tell me they had disregarded their compass because they felt it was wrong. Others just did not know how to use it, though they carried one. Hard to believe.

I would have loved to experienced the India of Corbett and The Raj.

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from tom warner wrote 4 days 12 hours ago

There are places where a compass can steer you quite wrong. Namely many areas in Canada where the local compass declination can point the needle away from true north to a surprising number of degrees. It is important that you pay attention to your map to know what the declination is for your location and adjust accordingly. I have noticed this particularly while traveling by canoe and it can be pretty frustrating, especially while searching for a portage among featureless big lakes.

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from O Garcia wrote 4 days 9 hours ago

Single-use batteries leak and corrode electrical contacts, not to mention expose you to potentially harmful stuff.

Rechargeables are multiple-use so they're built tougher (at least, usually), and normally don't leak, but break down over time due to repeated handling, heating up and cooling during charging or use, and due to compression by springs both on the charger and on the device (flashlight, etc.). If unused over a long period of time, they just lose charge completely, leaving you with a dead device or light. After a few uses, sometimes they simply refuse to accept a charge, even though you're using the charger that came with the package when you bought them.

Mixing chemistries of rechargeables (e.g. NiCd with NiMH) or mixing rechargeables with alkaline or carbon-zinc is guaranteed to render your rechargeables dead, turning them into very expensive single-use batteries. Mixing rechargebles of different age, storage capacity, charge state and sometimes even different brands or batch of manufacture within the same brand, can turn your perfectly OK rechargeables into paperweights. And since nearly all rechargeable battery types contain some "tamed" version of a potentially harmful or explosive chemical (lead, cadmium, lithium), they're going to be unsafe paperweights. They're a pain to dispose, and NiCd's are banned in some places.

NiCd's are the toughest rechargeables, which probably explains why they're still used in military applications and even in some power plants as back-up. As long as you follow the charge/discharge cycle religiously, they can last for hundreds if not thousands of charges. On the other hand, their storage capacity is lower than NiMH and Lithium-Ion, and, again NiCd's are banned in some places.

Flashlights require batteries, and they're an integral part of our outdoor gear. Photography is something we do to document not only our hunts, but also the function fire and accuracy tests of new rifles or new loads. With most cameras now being digital (good luck finding film for your 100% mechanical Nikon F, made in 1959, low serial number), batteries are a necessary... whatever they mean to you.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 4 days 37 min ago

Yes, Tom, the GPSs these days seem to have way too many bells and whistles. Best advice is to get used to playing with one during fishing season. It's a lot easier to fiddle with the manual when sitting in a boat than walking in the bush. Can give you something to do when the bite is not on. Also helps keep track of exactly where that bunch of walleyes last hit the bait. I have Canadian maps loaded into mine (well, I did before it was stolen!). Wonderful! Even old long abandoned and overgrown bush roads for pulp trucks show up on my GPS maps. And, of course, they show all the topography too. Mine was not color but it was still very easy to understand.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 4 days 33 min ago

Another drawback to compasses, especially up here, is that one can encounter surface iron ore deposits that are magnetic. The needle will dance around like a school marm at a barn raising.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 3 days 23 hours ago

While sitting in your stand or whatever, resist the urge to explore all the features of your gizmo. AS OHH stated, the best time to do that is while fishing or a slow day in the backyard in the shade, not on the hunt. All of die fingergepoking will drain your battery quickly. Also set your GPS to update/plot your position every 15 minutes or so instead of constant update/plot. Makes the battery last a lot longer. Everytime your gizmo performs any function, a few electrons leave the battery into the ether.

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from rock rat wrote 3 days 2 hours ago

We got this new thing called steam, great source of power except it's kind of high tech.

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from Amflyer wrote 1 week 37 min ago

Alas! Too any moral compasses appear to be battery-driven these days.

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from cb bob wrote 1 week 51 min ago

Excellent advice. I used to use a digital scale for reloading, and found it to be very inconsistent when weighing powder if the batteries weren't new. I bought a good beam scale for weighing powder, and use the digital scale for a paper weight.

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from duckcreekdick wrote 1 week 40 min ago

Yep! Always have a low-tech backup for your latest battery operated whiz-bang new toy. Amazing how some of that old stuff still works. I recently used my Lyman 55 powder measure throwing a bit less than 4 grains of 700X and was impressed with how consistent it threw these light charges.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 week 17 min ago

..and if your batteries are from the $1 Dollar Store they will go down faster than Mme Lewinsky

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from Tom-Tom wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

As an aside, SFC Petzal,...after you wrote a "thumbs up" recommendation on Mr. Heavey's new book, I was shocked to read his latest article in F&S wherein he made mention that you had never shot or fired a gun. Perhaps the next time you see him you can remind him about the difference between a rifle and a gun. If distant memory serves, such a indiscretion was always good for a few laps around the parade field.

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from Proverbs wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Sooner or later, you ARE going to run into a bad batch of batteries. On Wednesday night there was a horrific noise in my yard, like coyotes were mixing it up with the dogs. I grabbed my $200 defensive flashlight with real gold connectors (for ultra reliability, you know), and the thing didn't work. Turns out that 4 of the 8 (AA) batteries were slimy with leaked acid. These were Energizers with a 'use by' date of 2018, and which were installed in January 2013.

Fortunately, a great warranty comes with the flashlight. I spoke with the manufacturer yesterday, and they are going to clean it up for free, plus shipping. Energizer wasn't so helpful and hasn't gotten back to me yet.

But this blog reminds me that I need to put down the laptop and go remove the 9-volt battery from my Leica rangefinder before it decides to vomit inside the housing.

There is no doubt the batteries today are more cheaply made. The housings are easily dented compared to batteries of 10 and 20 years ago.

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from tom warner wrote 5 days 15 hours ago

As I am now an old fart, I am sticking to my compasses. I have toyed with GPS's and find them tedious and at times baffling. In addition, I hate all the added bells and whistles which serve only to confuse my aging brain. My good fortune is to have a good memory regarding where I have been and seldom fail to retrace my steps. However my good ol' compass has gotten me out of a few scary situations down these many years, when I was "turned around"; in other words wondering just where the hell I was. Yes, Ontario Honker, it was usually someplace in the Quebec or Labrador taiga.

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from Dcast wrote 1 week 16 min ago

Electronics whether battery operated or not are your enemy, they lie in wait until the opportune time and they strike leaving you dumbfounded. They are the equivalent to Al Qaeda.

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from RJ Arena wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

I worked with a guy that had all of these"apps" on his "smart" phone, a flash light app, a level app, measuring app, etc., it was all fun and games until the battery died, then I pulled out my string plumb bob and straight edge......

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from Tom-Tom wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Part of my annual physical includes a 24hr. heart monitoring device. Shortly after dropping it off the next say, my doctor called to give the the results. According to the device, my doctor said that I had died some time earlier that morning. A very expensive piece of equipment depending on a very crucial but very cheap item.

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from SMC1986 wrote 6 days 21 hours ago

Proverbs, I agree. I have had brand name batteries (duracell) ruin two flashlights in the last year. I should be able to leave them in my pack and not worry about green dust going everywhere when I go to use them in a few months. Also this post is a good reminder as to why it is always good to have iron sights to backup your red dot.

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from npdion wrote 6 days 19 hours ago

"The moral is, if it runs on electricity it will probably head south on you one day."

And, like women are quick to point out, if it has wheels or testicles it's gonna give you problems.

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from Daniel Allison wrote 6 days 18 hours ago

I am teaching my grandson to shoot and I make him use iron sights. He wants to use a scope, but I tell him master the iron sights first, then the scope. If the scope lets you down you will have a backup. It is amazing to me how few people can even sight in iron sights today. He thinks that I am old fashioned and he is right. I have been on a couple of hunts where the scope failed (cross hairs broke in a Weaver) and the iron sights saved the hunt. Since the iron sights were already sighted in, no problem. I got a nice mule deer with that rifle.

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from Amflyer wrote 6 days 10 hours ago

I will admit that, in today's world, a compass is superfluous. Instead, I carry small containers of London gin and vermouth,in case I should find myself alone and without help in the wilds.

Should I ever become lost, or confused, or both, I plan on pulling out the portables and mixing them together in an estimated ratio of 1:6 or so, using either my binocular case or perhaps an extra ziplock bag. I figure that by the time I am decanting the mix into my tin cup someone will appear over my shoulder saying, "now that's a hell of a way to mix a martini..."

Voila. Fait accompli.

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from tom warner wrote 6 days 1 hour ago

Happy Myles: I wish you another enjoyable excursion; you obviously lead a interesting life. Sadly, I never made it to the Dark Continent. Just about the time I acquired the wherewithal to go I had become so obsessed with the pursuit of big Whitetails that I could not bring myself to do anything else. In addition, I had absorbed so many accounts of the old Africa, that I was not sure that I really wanted to be disillusioned by experiencing the new one. Probably a mistake. Another of life's disappointments was just missing out on the old India of Jim Corbett, et al. Did you ever manage to get there? Anyway, it sounds as though life has treated us both unusually well. Speaking of jungles, I fell in love with the Amazon and Orinoco country. Many trips. Another world entirely and one that I could go to live in if I were able.

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from Zermoid wrote 5 days 22 hours ago

I don't even trust a compass to be right anymore. I had one a few years ago reverse it's north and south somehow and damg near get me way lost! After walking the way it told me to go for over an hour and seeing nothing familiar I checked another compass (I always carry at least 2) and it pointed the exact opposite way!

No clue what happened to the compass to make the needle point S instead of N but it can happen.

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from Carney wrote 5 days 21 hours ago

I'm all for the best in electronic gadgets of every sort, but Dave's story demonstrates the importance of knowing how to do things. I'm amazed regularly, even within the hunting and shooting community, that what were once common skills are now unknown.
Compass versus GPS is a perfect example. Today the extent of some men's ability is to know that the needle points North, but they'd never be able to make application of a compass to find their way in or out of the woods.
Some guys couldn't sharpen a knife on a whet stone if their life depended on it! Without a machine with grinding belts and a perfect pitch platform, they are lost.
I have been in the gunsmith's shop and seen guys bring in their rifles to be cleaned -- not because they had plenty of money and didn't want to bother with the "dirty work" but because they didn't know how.
Maybe this is turning into an ad for the F&S Total Outdoorsman Manual...

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from Happy Myles wrote 4 days 17 hours ago

I always carry an old fashion compass, even when carrying the new paraphernalia. To my chagrin, my son in law pointed out to me, just yesterday, that my cell phone has a compass. A lesson to remember, twice over my outdoor decades of experience have had lost hunters, upon being found, tell me they had disregarded their compass because they felt it was wrong. Others just did not know how to use it, though they carried one. Hard to believe.

I would have loved to experienced the India of Corbett and The Raj.

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Thanks, reminds me to check the batteries in my range finder before I leave Wednesday. Though don't think I will need it it the Cameroon jungle.

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 22 hours ago

Dave,
Did you find your jewelers screwdrivers? They may be harder to replace.

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from davidpetzal wrote 6 days 20 hours ago

To Happy Myles: Yes, I did, and glad of it; the set would have cost $80 to replace. Have fun in Cameroon, and don't drink the water.

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from deadeyedick wrote 6 days 20 hours ago

Mr "Murphy" is alive and well

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 6 days 17 hours ago

A compass is nigh onto useless in the dense flat timber of this country unless you want to spend all of your time looking at the thing instead of for game to shoot at (and even then there's a good chance you'll still wind up walking in circles). Hunting without navigation equipment was never a problem in Montana where everything is up and down with a road or moving body of water always somewhere downhill that would take me to civilization. But up here that technique doesn't work. It's all flat with too much swamp and muskeg. And the water doesn't go anyplace in a hurry. Or often anyplace at all. So I relied on following my own tracks out if necessary. Then I almost bought the farm twice when caught in snowstorms. I detest electronic technocrap but a GPS proved to be an absolute godsend. Not so much these days as I have given up big game hunting and only hunt birds. Really, I don't think a blind man could get lost field hunting geese or chasing pheasants off tulie ditches. Anyway, even if I somehow did lose my way, all I'd have to do to get out is say "dogfood" and keep up with my mutts as they made a beeline for the rig at a gallop.

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from tleichty1989 wrote 6 days 13 hours ago

its a horrible decision to rely on batteries in any situation solely. I am an avid backpacker and I know from experience that batteries fail in the worst possible situations. There is no piece of mind when you have no clue whether or not the GPS is going to turn on. If your going to be in the field you need ample knowledge first of analog variants of the product your using before you dive in to trusting an electronic anything.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 6 days 11 hours ago

Happy Myles,

Stay safe in Cameroon and shoot a big one for us!

Cheers

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 10 hours ago

WAM,
Thank you. Hopefully third time will be the charm. Either way this is my last "jungle book".

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from Amflyer wrote 6 days 10 hours ago

Happy,

Do have a good trip. Sorry to hear this is to be your last, but judging by story and pictures you have had many wonderful trips that you now carry as memories. Priceless.

I fly to Namibia via Frankfurt this coming Friday for what I hope will not be my last African trip. I wish us both luck. The novice and the veteran both.

I hope the Kalahari treats me well, and my many rounds through the 375 keeps me from making too big a fool.

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from Bioguy01 wrote 6 days 9 hours ago

Couldn't have said it better myself. Great article, Dave!

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from Happy Myles wrote 6 days 9 hours ago

A flyer,
Just my last trip to the jungle. Already have paid for a trip to Tanzania and one to Mozambique. I know you will have a grand adventure in Namibia, it is a smoothly run country. What is your primary goal for trophies? I have hunted there four times, all good trips. Have even visited the hospital in Windehoek, courtesy of an unfriendly leopard. All the best, and kindest regards

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from AJMcClure wrote 6 days 5 hours ago

I got stuck in a briar patch at night when my Lensor LED failed me, I wrote the company and they sent me a an H7 with upgraded heavier duty wiring. Great company, and in all honesty days earlier my head lamp fell into a bucket of water and worked for a couple days. Lithium ion batteries outperform alkaline batteries in cold weather. If you think this article has diminished my lust for dropping a VXR on my Ol' Man's dust gathering Model 70 06' when it has a working VX3, you'd be wrong. Salut, Summer is hear and everything is biting.

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from Amflyer wrote 5 days 23 hours ago

Oh, good. I had understood it was your last trip to Africa.

First on my list is a nice Gemsbok. Interesting creatures, and I hear they have good ones there.

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from 99explorer wrote 5 days 19 hours ago

I once bought a pair of expensive electronic hearing protectors so that I could hear range commands without removing the muffs. I left them in the trunk of the car overnight, and when I put them on for the big event, the batteries were kaput.
They worked fine several hours later after they had been warmed up, but much too late to do me any good.

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from jlynch34 wrote 5 days 17 hours ago

I always carry my old compass as backup for my battery operated GPS. Don't bet your life on a 1.5 volt battery.

My range finder if it dies it dies. I've done well for years with out it.

Any battery operated scope is just waiting to die next time you see a 10 pointer.

Jerry

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from Carl Huber wrote 5 days 15 hours ago

You have entered the digital age. An age of great trust. You can no longer put a weight on one side of a balance beam and a substance on the other and check the zero. Now you have to look at an iddy bitty screen and take it's word for it. Forget about fixing your truck with an intermittent trouble. Like I said an era of faith and forget about fixing it.

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from JohnR wrote 4 days 17 hours ago

Ha, ha Tom Warner that was good! I'm an old fart too and I still use my military issue lensatic compass with the tritium cells on the direction indicators. If I can see it I can find my way out.

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from tom warner wrote 4 days 12 hours ago

There are places where a compass can steer you quite wrong. Namely many areas in Canada where the local compass declination can point the needle away from true north to a surprising number of degrees. It is important that you pay attention to your map to know what the declination is for your location and adjust accordingly. I have noticed this particularly while traveling by canoe and it can be pretty frustrating, especially while searching for a portage among featureless big lakes.

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from O Garcia wrote 4 days 9 hours ago

Single-use batteries leak and corrode electrical contacts, not to mention expose you to potentially harmful stuff.

Rechargeables are multiple-use so they're built tougher (at least, usually), and normally don't leak, but break down over time due to repeated handling, heating up and cooling during charging or use, and due to compression by springs both on the charger and on the device (flashlight, etc.). If unused over a long period of time, they just lose charge completely, leaving you with a dead device or light. After a few uses, sometimes they simply refuse to accept a charge, even though you're using the charger that came with the package when you bought them.

Mixing chemistries of rechargeables (e.g. NiCd with NiMH) or mixing rechargeables with alkaline or carbon-zinc is guaranteed to render your rechargeables dead, turning them into very expensive single-use batteries. Mixing rechargebles of different age, storage capacity, charge state and sometimes even different brands or batch of manufacture within the same brand, can turn your perfectly OK rechargeables into paperweights. And since nearly all rechargeable battery types contain some "tamed" version of a potentially harmful or explosive chemical (lead, cadmium, lithium), they're going to be unsafe paperweights. They're a pain to dispose, and NiCd's are banned in some places.

NiCd's are the toughest rechargeables, which probably explains why they're still used in military applications and even in some power plants as back-up. As long as you follow the charge/discharge cycle religiously, they can last for hundreds if not thousands of charges. On the other hand, their storage capacity is lower than NiMH and Lithium-Ion, and, again NiCd's are banned in some places.

Flashlights require batteries, and they're an integral part of our outdoor gear. Photography is something we do to document not only our hunts, but also the function fire and accuracy tests of new rifles or new loads. With most cameras now being digital (good luck finding film for your 100% mechanical Nikon F, made in 1959, low serial number), batteries are a necessary... whatever they mean to you.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 4 days 37 min ago

Yes, Tom, the GPSs these days seem to have way too many bells and whistles. Best advice is to get used to playing with one during fishing season. It's a lot easier to fiddle with the manual when sitting in a boat than walking in the bush. Can give you something to do when the bite is not on. Also helps keep track of exactly where that bunch of walleyes last hit the bait. I have Canadian maps loaded into mine (well, I did before it was stolen!). Wonderful! Even old long abandoned and overgrown bush roads for pulp trucks show up on my GPS maps. And, of course, they show all the topography too. Mine was not color but it was still very easy to understand.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 4 days 33 min ago

Another drawback to compasses, especially up here, is that one can encounter surface iron ore deposits that are magnetic. The needle will dance around like a school marm at a barn raising.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 3 days 23 hours ago

While sitting in your stand or whatever, resist the urge to explore all the features of your gizmo. AS OHH stated, the best time to do that is while fishing or a slow day in the backyard in the shade, not on the hunt. All of die fingergepoking will drain your battery quickly. Also set your GPS to update/plot your position every 15 minutes or so instead of constant update/plot. Makes the battery last a lot longer. Everytime your gizmo performs any function, a few electrons leave the battery into the ether.

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from rock rat wrote 3 days 2 hours ago

We got this new thing called steam, great source of power except it's kind of high tech.

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