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March 30, 2011

What Do You Do When a Mako Jumps in Your Boat?

By Joe Cermele

According to this story from the Associated Press, the 375-pound mako shark hanging next to fisherman Jason Kresse of Freeport, Texas, didn't require a lot of angling prowess to catch. No, it actually just jumped into his boat while he and his crew were tossing fish guts from their red snapper catch over the side. Now this is not the first time a mako has shot skyward and ended up flopping on a deck. Question is, what would you do if it happened to you?

Option 1: Get as far away from the shark as possible and let it thrash itself to death on the deck.

Option 2: Find the closest long, heavy, blunt object and swing away at the fish's head.

Option 3: Jump on its back like a gator wrestler and sever its spine right behind the head with a knife.

Kresse and crew went with Option 1, letting the shark flail on deck until it suffocated. Though this may be the safest for the crew, expect considerable boat damage as a result. Kresse's boat needs some work now, and he said it took hours for the shark to die.

Option 2 can work, but it's probably the least safe. A mako can whip its head around in a nano-second, and without somehow securing the shark first, you better have good aim or risk losing a few digits.

Option 3, believe it or not, if executed properly, is the fastest way to stop a mako from thrashing, thus minimizing human and boat damage very quickly. That's what some anglers did a few years ago in Florida when a mako ended up in their cockpit. It's just a matter of deciding which one of your buddies gets to jump on its back.

 

 

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from ALJoe wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option 4: Panic and without thinking jump in the water to get away from it. Then try to figure out a way to reclaim my boat from a thrashing shark as I float along in a pool of blood and fish guts. Actually I don't think any of us would know how we would react until we were put into the situation.

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from Bassmasterking wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Probably option 2 but I don't think I would have the guts for option 3. Although onetime when we were out fishing and caught a big bull shark (back in the 80s) we broke a treated cedar paddle over the head and it still continued to thrash the same if not harder. They seem to be impervious from any solid object I can think of. We killed one with a lead weighted metal bat one time but it took over 30 minutes and it was considerably smaller.

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from 157baron wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Punch that ugly piece of $!!! in the face for jumping where its not supposed to!!

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from ggmack wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

option 5 grab the .410 you keep on board for dispatching sharks anyway and shoot it. A boated shark is a caught shark so in this area ther would be no problem legally.

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from jakenbake wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Another option (if your boat's setup allows): use something long to push the thing back in the water. Probably not the safest, but with shark populations crashing it isn't the worst idea either.

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from ChandlerV1997 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I would probably go with option 3 or ggmack's option 5.

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from iron giant wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option3 is no doubt the coolest.
Option two seems preferable though supposing your stick is long enough.
Maybe lash the knife on the end of a stick and stab it in the gills.
I prefer the shooting it option, though.

Note to self, bring sidearm on salt water fishing trips from now on.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option 3: "IF executed properly ...." If not?

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from shane wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

A coach gun worked well on a hammerhead once...

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from rob1990 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I like the .410 idea but when I hit the bar the story might change to resemble option 3 haha

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from rob1990 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I like the .410 idea but when I hit the bar the story might change to resemble option 3 haha

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from Quinton Schmelz... wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

MLH: if not... well at least you don't have to worry about slamming you fingers in the door, or any other appendage for that matter,

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

how about a treaty?

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from santa wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option #6 retreat to a remote part of the boat, change pants, then decide what to do next.

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

just carry a spear with ya

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from blazinbill wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

i think the judge would be a perfect option #4

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from spokey9 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

just don't see myself jumping on a mako's back.

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from mexhunter wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

i imagined myself with a cowboy hat, ontop a shark, holding the back fin with one hand and the knife in the other with the shark jumping up and down. shark rodeo, im going to earn a fortune.

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from Nyflyangler wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

I'm with jakenbake. Figure out a way to push it back in the water. Maybe take some pictures first.

If it jumped into the boat, you didn't really catch it.

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from jeffrey.cote23@... wrote 2 years 5 weeks ago

Sacrafice my wife for the good of the crew! No just kidding my ex wife!

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from 3cman3 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

just carry a sub-machine gun...

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from Jack Chestnut wrote 36 weeks 5 days ago

if you fishing pole was 300 pound plus, then put a nice big treble hook on there put some squid on the hook, dangle it in front of the shark, and when it bites swing it over side of boat, and cut the line.

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from ALJoe wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option 4: Panic and without thinking jump in the water to get away from it. Then try to figure out a way to reclaim my boat from a thrashing shark as I float along in a pool of blood and fish guts. Actually I don't think any of us would know how we would react until we were put into the situation.

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from ggmack wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

option 5 grab the .410 you keep on board for dispatching sharks anyway and shoot it. A boated shark is a caught shark so in this area ther would be no problem legally.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option 3: "IF executed properly ...." If not?

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from santa wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option #6 retreat to a remote part of the boat, change pants, then decide what to do next.

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from mexhunter wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

i imagined myself with a cowboy hat, ontop a shark, holding the back fin with one hand and the knife in the other with the shark jumping up and down. shark rodeo, im going to earn a fortune.

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from shane wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

A coach gun worked well on a hammerhead once...

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

just carry a spear with ya

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from blazinbill wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

i think the judge would be a perfect option #4

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from Bassmasterking wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Probably option 2 but I don't think I would have the guts for option 3. Although onetime when we were out fishing and caught a big bull shark (back in the 80s) we broke a treated cedar paddle over the head and it still continued to thrash the same if not harder. They seem to be impervious from any solid object I can think of. We killed one with a lead weighted metal bat one time but it took over 30 minutes and it was considerably smaller.

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from jakenbake wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Another option (if your boat's setup allows): use something long to push the thing back in the water. Probably not the safest, but with shark populations crashing it isn't the worst idea either.

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from ChandlerV1997 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I would probably go with option 3 or ggmack's option 5.

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from iron giant wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Option3 is no doubt the coolest.
Option two seems preferable though supposing your stick is long enough.
Maybe lash the knife on the end of a stick and stab it in the gills.
I prefer the shooting it option, though.

Note to self, bring sidearm on salt water fishing trips from now on.

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from rob1990 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I like the .410 idea but when I hit the bar the story might change to resemble option 3 haha

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from rob1990 wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

I like the .410 idea but when I hit the bar the story might change to resemble option 3 haha

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from Quinton Schmelz... wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

MLH: if not... well at least you don't have to worry about slamming you fingers in the door, or any other appendage for that matter,

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

how about a treaty?

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from spokey9 wrote 2 years 10 weeks ago

just don't see myself jumping on a mako's back.

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from Nyflyangler wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

I'm with jakenbake. Figure out a way to push it back in the water. Maybe take some pictures first.

If it jumped into the boat, you didn't really catch it.

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from 3cman3 wrote 1 year 51 weeks ago

just carry a sub-machine gun...

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from Jack Chestnut wrote 36 weeks 5 days ago

if you fishing pole was 300 pound plus, then put a nice big treble hook on there put some squid on the hook, dangle it in front of the shark, and when it bites swing it over side of boat, and cut the line.

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from jeffrey.cote23@... wrote 2 years 5 weeks ago

Sacrafice my wife for the good of the crew! No just kidding my ex wife!

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from 157baron wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

Punch that ugly piece of $!!! in the face for jumping where its not supposed to!!

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