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Write the Caption, Win a Prize (Last Contest of 2009!)
By Kirk Deeter
Okay folks, here's your last chance in 2009 to win the famous Fly Talk Caption Contest, and the stakes are high. This time, the winner earns the new Bass Pro Shops "The Strike" video game in XBox 360 format. (Think we can get them to do "The Rise" for fly fishers next year?)
So you know, this is guide Todd Ostenson (left) with former Total Outdoorsman competitor Tyler Palmerton on the Rogue River in Oregon... Good Luck!
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Comments (80)
Guess which hand the fish is in.
Good deodorant huh!
ABRA CODABRA!
We went against everything fly-fishing stands for.... YES!!!
Which do you think is less sporting; the pin rod or scooping fish off the redds with this massive net?
See, these flies are so good you just shake one in the air and the fish jump into your hand.
wake up or im going to punch you!
Good job! But, why is the net so big?
I usually net your mom
Knock on wood BIGG Net equals Bigg Fish...
Fly Fishing with the Big Nets, Catch a monster fish...
Goooooo Tyler!!!!
Protect your honey hole, buy a bigger net, it makes the fish look smaller!
We should have used a smaller net so the fish looks bigger!
See, If you tilt the fish like this, it looks bigger.
Nice trick eh?
It ain't the size of the net, it's how you scoop with it... ya big dummy!
husband to wife-"You let me mount this fish or else!"
woops sorry didn't finish reading the whole thing, it's two guys. Change the context (Todd to Tyler)
look at the expression on the fishes face. . . he's thinkin' "lift off in 5 4 3 2. . 1!"
I told ya' the fish love Old Spice deoderant, they jump right in your hand! Here, have a smell.
next time net him in the first try, you fool!
It's about time you caught one that wasn't foul hooked!! Too bad it's a native...
I'll knock you out like Ladarius Blount if you tell anyone about this... I mean we are in Oregon.
i told you the big ones only eat worms.
Now do you see why we bring the big net?
I'll keep MY fish in my right hand and YOUR fish in my left hand!
A new victory dance has been formed on the Rogue River called the Trout-a-Reina. Performing today, Todd and Tyler.
McFly! McFly!
seriously bro - take off that stupid hood or I'm gonna hit you in the face with this fish.
yrs-
Evan!
I told you mine would be bigger!
How many trout did Jeremiah Johnson catch? Zero!
This is nothing. Last one i caught was this big! (other guy) haha, yea I was there, remember. Your not even close.
Todd,That's a Steelhead,Tyler Ha ha ha that's a Trout.
When fishing was slow Todd would resort to magic tricks. "Okay Tyler. Close your eyes and when you open them there will be a steelhead in your net."
Steelhead, eh? I'll show you a steel head.
The trout finally believed what his dad told him. The bigger you get, the larger the human you catch.
"Great looking fish Tyler , but if you want to be considered a Total Outdoorsman , you need to try noodlin'!!"
"ok, now guess which hand its in!"
i remember my first fish?
hot potato hot potato! im on fire!
No! Bad net boy! Bad!
Knock Knock is anyone in there?
Why cast when you can scoop!
Any one bring tarter sauce?
Flyfishing meets cheerleading......gone wrong.
When we get back to the lodge, we're going to tell everyone this fish was thiiissss big.
You're getting sleepy, very sleepy....and smiley, very smiley
knock knock! Who's there? Trout.
this is so embarrassing, being caught and held held up by these humans like some kind of trophy
You can tell it's a Steelhead if you knock the head like this.
Can we go in now? I need a beer!! By the way its going on your tab!!
Was it worth the cold? oh yeah.
See you big dummy , I told you i should of entered the total outdoorsman competition .
okay, honor your bet. I guided you to this huge fish, now you have to show me your chin!
"I would like to dedicate this trophy to my mother and father, my little brother Jimmy, rest his soul, my buddy Z down at the fly shop, those two guys that told me about the fishing hole, Suzy at the diner, and the Orvis website. You know I could not have done it with out you. God bless everyone, and good night..."
If Steelhead were Oscars...
Now look, if you extend your arm out towards the camera the fish looks bigger everytime
ok now get rid of that big ole net before i slap ya
You dummy, it's an Ironhead. Just pull out your magnet and I'll prove it to you.
Great Fish! Give me a fist bump!
Catch one more dink and I'm gonna whack ya!
"Close your eyes and smile. . ."
Remember, Vern, It's always important when noodling to make sure you get your bait back....!
I am a fish so stop screwing around with me and put me back in the water.
Finally! One that is bigger than the bait!!
Hello McFly!!!!
You better quit catching these pesky little native steelies, my fish clubbing arm needs some excercise!
mine was still bigger
One more native, and I'll club YOU!
well according to my wife and how long i told her 6 inches was .this fish is 4 foot long.
Yea! Put up a pretty good fight, but when I punched 'em like this here...it was easy to net.
C'mon man! Fist bump!
Its amazing!Tyler,Ican fit that reel,this net,my whole left arm.And theres still room enough for this fish.Them are some awesome pockets.
Life is good anytime you can catch monster fish on the Rogue River, anytime of year! Yeah, Baby!
Allright he chased the fly right into the net and you didn't even have to hook him.
Now that you caught it, what do you do with it!
Open your eyes and I'll show ya my hook shot release!
Rocky is back on top with this brute bow and some help from his buddy with the whale net.
wipe that smile off your ugly face, this is MY fish
They melt in your mouth,not in your hands.
Dude, who needs the rod and large net? Let me just show you how I hit 'em on the head, and then just scoop 'em up with my bare hands.
i'm keeping the fish and putting you back!
easy man, just because i caught a bigger fish doesnt mean u can hit me
If you had opened your eyes, you could have landed the fish with that net and I wouldn't have had to grab it with my bare hand!
See I told you that I was a great guide, you bring the rod & net and I will get the fish for you!!!
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Guess which hand the fish is in.
I told ya' the fish love Old Spice deoderant, they jump right in your hand! Here, have a smell.
How many trout did Jeremiah Johnson catch? Zero!
See, these flies are so good you just shake one in the air and the fish jump into your hand.
wake up or im going to punch you!
Knock on wood BIGG Net equals Bigg Fish...
Fly Fishing with the Big Nets, Catch a monster fish...
Goooooo Tyler!!!!
Protect your honey hole, buy a bigger net, it makes the fish look smaller!
We should have used a smaller net so the fish looks bigger!
See, If you tilt the fish like this, it looks bigger.
Nice trick eh?
It ain't the size of the net, it's how you scoop with it... ya big dummy!
husband to wife-"You let me mount this fish or else!"
woops sorry didn't finish reading the whole thing, it's two guys. Change the context (Todd to Tyler)
look at the expression on the fishes face. . . he's thinkin' "lift off in 5 4 3 2. . 1!"
next time net him in the first try, you fool!
It's about time you caught one that wasn't foul hooked!! Too bad it's a native...
I'll knock you out like Ladarius Blount if you tell anyone about this... I mean we are in Oregon.
i told you the big ones only eat worms.
Now do you see why we bring the big net?
I'll keep MY fish in my right hand and YOUR fish in my left hand!
A new victory dance has been formed on the Rogue River called the Trout-a-Reina. Performing today, Todd and Tyler.
seriously bro - take off that stupid hood or I'm gonna hit you in the face with this fish.
yrs-
Evan!
I told you mine would be bigger!
This is nothing. Last one i caught was this big! (other guy) haha, yea I was there, remember. Your not even close.
Todd,That's a Steelhead,Tyler Ha ha ha that's a Trout.
Steelhead, eh? I'll show you a steel head.
The trout finally believed what his dad told him. The bigger you get, the larger the human you catch.
"Great looking fish Tyler , but if you want to be considered a Total Outdoorsman , you need to try noodlin'!!"
"ok, now guess which hand its in!"
i remember my first fish?
hot potato hot potato! im on fire!
No! Bad net boy! Bad!
Knock Knock is anyone in there?
Why cast when you can scoop!
Any one bring tarter sauce?
Flyfishing meets cheerleading......gone wrong.
When we get back to the lodge, we're going to tell everyone this fish was thiiissss big.
You're getting sleepy, very sleepy....and smiley, very smiley
knock knock! Who's there? Trout.
this is so embarrassing, being caught and held held up by these humans like some kind of trophy
You can tell it's a Steelhead if you knock the head like this.
Can we go in now? I need a beer!! By the way its going on your tab!!
Was it worth the cold? oh yeah.
See you big dummy , I told you i should of entered the total outdoorsman competition .
okay, honor your bet. I guided you to this huge fish, now you have to show me your chin!
ok now get rid of that big ole net before i slap ya
"Close your eyes and smile. . ."
Finally! One that is bigger than the bait!!
Hello McFly!!!!
mine was still bigger
Yea! Put up a pretty good fight, but when I punched 'em like this here...it was easy to net.
C'mon man! Fist bump!
wipe that smile off your ugly face, this is MY fish
Dude, who needs the rod and large net? Let me just show you how I hit 'em on the head, and then just scoop 'em up with my bare hands.
easy man, just because i caught a bigger fish doesnt mean u can hit me
Good deodorant huh!
ABRA CODABRA!
We went against everything fly-fishing stands for.... YES!!!
Which do you think is less sporting; the pin rod or scooping fish off the redds with this massive net?
Good job! But, why is the net so big?
I usually net your mom
McFly! McFly!
When fishing was slow Todd would resort to magic tricks. "Okay Tyler. Close your eyes and when you open them there will be a steelhead in your net."
"I would like to dedicate this trophy to my mother and father, my little brother Jimmy, rest his soul, my buddy Z down at the fly shop, those two guys that told me about the fishing hole, Suzy at the diner, and the Orvis website. You know I could not have done it with out you. God bless everyone, and good night..."
If Steelhead were Oscars...
Now look, if you extend your arm out towards the camera the fish looks bigger everytime
You dummy, it's an Ironhead. Just pull out your magnet and I'll prove it to you.
Great Fish! Give me a fist bump!
Catch one more dink and I'm gonna whack ya!
Remember, Vern, It's always important when noodling to make sure you get your bait back....!
I am a fish so stop screwing around with me and put me back in the water.
You better quit catching these pesky little native steelies, my fish clubbing arm needs some excercise!
One more native, and I'll club YOU!
well according to my wife and how long i told her 6 inches was .this fish is 4 foot long.
Its amazing!Tyler,Ican fit that reel,this net,my whole left arm.And theres still room enough for this fish.Them are some awesome pockets.
Life is good anytime you can catch monster fish on the Rogue River, anytime of year! Yeah, Baby!
Allright he chased the fly right into the net and you didn't even have to hook him.
Now that you caught it, what do you do with it!
Open your eyes and I'll show ya my hook shot release!
Rocky is back on top with this brute bow and some help from his buddy with the whale net.
They melt in your mouth,not in your hands.
i'm keeping the fish and putting you back!
If you had opened your eyes, you could have landed the fish with that net and I wouldn't have had to grab it with my bare hand!
See I told you that I was a great guide, you bring the rod & net and I will get the fish for you!!!
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