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By David DiBenedetto
The Man’s Best Friend blog is jumping on the caption-contest bandwagon today. Thanks to our friend and photographer Joe Pope of Sporting Dog Photographs we’ve got a great image in need of your editorial touch.
And courtesy of the fine folks at Cabela’s I’ve got a six-pack of training dummies to give away as a prize—plus some random canine goodies I’ve gathered recently.
Here are the rules: Write a caption for the photo. Long, short, funny, creative…whatever you want. Enter as many times as you like. The best caption wins.
I’ll announce the victor on Wednesday, February 24th.
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Comments (280)
SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY FOOT!!!,GET YER OWN DAMN DUCK, IM OUTTA HERE!
And now introducing the newest attraction at SeaWorld...
Damn thats cold!!!
WOW, I thought you said it was warm!
You forgot to mention the water was COLD!
"I Just got my nails done, I am NOT getting them ruined this early in the season!"
I'll get the duck when my nails dry
Lord, I pray this picture doesn't get posted on facebook. The Short Hair Association will take away my real dog card.
"warm water? real funny, from now on i'll take the silly pictures and you can get the birds"
For the last time I am NOT a Lab.
Simon says what........
The reason pointers aren't used to hunt ducks.
The mighty velociraptor hunts in the water as well as he hunts on dry land...his fearsome claws are sharp and ready, his senses sharp...he readies himse--Oh! Hey, what's happening master? Dinnertime yet?
"T-the w-w-w-water's so c-c-c-cold!"
You mean this is warm because you just took a leak in here!?!?!
"Very funny. You know my goolies are freezing here."
Woooo that's cold...wait...ahhh, warm spot!
Humans aren't the only ones who react to cold water. Remember the last time you jumped into a cold swimming pool and ended up a little light in the loafers?
I'm I supposed to have mud there?
This cold water can't be good for my gonads.
I can't hold this point much longer!
I can't hold this point much longer!
"I'm done with this, you want ducks, get a lab"
Now remember, the trick to getting away with peeing in a public pool is to keep a neutral facial expression.
These "Gundogs Illustrated" shoots are so demeaning.
The Shot Show Babes caused some controversy so F&S decided to go a different route "Gun Dog Babes"..
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just throw the dang stick already
Can I please have that bottle of beer!
All right all right I'm sorry for not telling you where the birds were. Now can I come out of here now?
WAIT UNTIL YOU DRINK THIS!
Hurry up and take the damn picture! This water is Cold!
See this move? This is how you do synchronized swimming.
Does it look like I am enjoying myself, versatile breed my ass!
If it gets any deeper than this, I'm out of here!
Cabela's inspiration for doggie waders.
See, only waist deep!
A perfect "10".
Don't take that picture, I'm TOPLESS !!!!
I'm about to go all kung-fu on your butt if you make me get in this water again!!!
Dog practices for synchronized swimming contest
i thought you said it was only ankle deep
well atleast she aint gun shy
"Why yes, the water does help me practice walking on two legs."
This is what happens when you leave me inside all day! I told you I had to go....
Phoebe Cates, eat your heart out.
Let me see the biscuit first!
"I see it, there it is, right there"...
"When dogs beg, it's cute"."When men beg it's pathetic".
"Dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis".
"Can't get that duck, this is as deep as I can touch"
Where are the floaties ?you said you had floaties.
Hasn't anyone ever heard of shrinkage?
Did someone say bacon!?
Gee, this is very cold, do you mind if I just tinkle
Darwin- "evolution, pure and simple. she started with birds and is now flushing trout. brilliant."
The Germans have begun exploring some unique synchronized swimming talent for the 2012 Olympics.
Please Don't make me beg!!! Awww hell, if it gits me outta here!
The things I do for a dog treat!
Fishing is harder than you said it was!
Yep, she learned to point flying fish all on her own.
"MARCO"-...."MARCO"-???? "MARCO"???????
JUST THROW IT!!!!!
Rovers audition for the synchronized swimming team, a new event at the gun dog trials.
I really hate Chesapeake Bay Retrievers!
Will I make the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition?
New olympic event, canine sycronized swiming.
Mike Rowe at "Dirty Jobs" ain't got nothin on me!
If You even think I am jumping thru a hoop or bouncing a ball, You can get yourself a new dog
Now I'm all wet..are you happy now..so ok, I can do it ..can I please get out now...
Where did it go..I didn't realize that part could make a retreat..I am so embarrassed..are their any ladies watching? I hope not..This water is this cold [---]
You know if you want to teach me to swim. Don't throw me out of the boat somewhere, I can touch the bottom.
New Olympic even for this summer....Doggie Synchronized Swimming!!
"I told you I have to wear a T-shirt when I swim"
where are my floaties damnit!!
Dang... you make me retrieve your ducks that's fine. But, know you make me stand in this cold water. You just cross the line.
I told you it's TOO COLD!
Honest Lassie....It's the cold water !!!
Al Gore was right for once, the polar ice caps are melting. And to think that cat told me global warming does not exists.
The newest line of "NO Wake Zone" buoys, not only do they bark if you go too fast, they'll point you to where the fish are biting.
I peed.
Come on in, the water's fine!
pleeeease get me another bird
This fish pointing is ridiculous.
Hey!! Pass the ball over here!! Im open!!
Global warming? Yeah right! When are you guys going to finally decide to retire and move to Florida?
Ok, ok, before anybody has any wise remarks when I get out I am informing you that this water is freezing and there will be some shrinkage!
Really funny guys. Go ahead and take the pontoon boat, babes, beverages and bratwurst with you and leave me here all alone, see if I care!
You said "WE" would jump in on 3! Chicken!
You said "WE" would jump in on 3! Chicken!
Hi Ho silver no way!
What am I supposed to do? It's really hard to lift my leg under water.
I have officialy mastered the art of aquatic chicken danceing!
You think this is funny ... wait til I get outta here and wet your legs
I'm not happy and your shoes and favorite decoy will pay later
Whatcha mean theres electric eels in here?
When I git outta here..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Darn I hate rug-burn.
I'm not real sure this is worth some random canine goodie's, now take the picture.
Hey this ain't that deep, you go fetch that stick
Do you think I should start wearing sunscreen when I swim? It might be just me, but could you take a look at these moles and see if you think they might be a problem?
Man's Best Friend........You Suck!
man this water is nasty you are going to owe me a nice hot bubble bath when we are done.
ruh-roh raggy!!! - scooby doo
Training to hunt pheasant's is one thing , But now water ballet come on get real . Next thing you know he will have me in a tutu .
Ok I'm in. Now its your turn. ;)
What do you mean that this is where the bait shop catches their mudpuppies!
Yeah, even from your point of view that looks like it should've been an easy shot. I swear if you miss one more duck this season...
Where did those bubbles come from?
Heads, you dive for the soap ... tails, I dive.
DON'T SHOOT! My P-shooter is still under the water and you know that just wouldn't be fair!
DON'T SHOOT! My P-shooter is still under the water and you know that just wouldn't be fair!
I'm MELTING! I can feel it, I swear...
You mean to tell me that those smart allec labs do this for fun?..Wow, God must have really messed them up!
Those dolphins at Seaworld think they are the only ones who can swim sticking halfway out of the water. I'm the one who taught them how to do it. The audacity of those slick-skinned fish is appaling.
I just knew it was going to be a Bad Day!
Oh my mistake...you said fetch..not catch..and I was ready!
Piranha...did you say Piranha!!!!
Turn your back or I will not come out of the water!
Noodling...you want me to put my paw in what?
Ok...I will only do the chicken dance one more time!
alright ladies
now go left, how about some jumping jacks
then swim across the pond for the duck
Honest, I just thought it was a black and white cat named Fifi LaFume until it turned out to be Peppe LePew! How much longer do I have to soak? I think I'm good, I don't smell any more. Honest! (I knew that danged cat was too easy to catch!)
What? You never heard of a Wade Retriver!
Some have class, some don't. Some swim, I won't.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to wash these spots off my belly.
Who? Me?!
"Wish my master was clever enough to win that last caption contest... I wouldn't be in this predicament."
Butch wins the time trail, running on his back feet, the other dogs had no chance.
ahhh i think it bit me! shoot it! shoot it!
u caught me.The fish started it though.
If you want me neutered, take me to the vet. Don't try to freeze them off!
OOOWEEE! I just went from male to female in 2 seconds flat!
Bubbles? Me? Uh that was Turtle I swear!
Keep laughing! Wait till you see the size of this smallie I have caught between my hind legs!
Alright! I will get the bird that you were dumb enough to
shoot over the water but Ill do it on my own time.I have to get used to the water first.
A conversation between Frank the Duck Hunter, and Doug the Dog Trainer:
Frank: "Doug.... I know you switched from training dolphins to training bird dogs..... but this is just ridiculous!"
You guys said this was an upland hunt!
IM OUT!
Boy!Training for my master hunter is getting harder.Im
haveing second thaughts.
that water had to be cold i wish spring would come already i wanna go fishing!
Swim instructor Rita Johnson demonstrates proper dog paddle form to the class.
The last two nipples are always the worst.
I don't know how your sock got down "there"
Waterboarding for dogs?????
i'm having fish tonight!!!!
Someone should've told me if I kept peeing on that hyydrant it would spring a leak!
Dude! Where's my boat?
Next time Im useing your hot tub for my bath!
I would get up stream if I were you...
If your so tough, you jump in
talk about getting your feet wet
I know a springer that will go out there to get the pheasant.
You told me to sit, this is the best I can do...
I'm sure this is where I dropped my glasses.
"Honey, please let me back in the Dog House."
"I had no idea grouse could swim"
We call him flipper.
did i miss a spot?
You didn't tell me it would be THIS col! Or mucky! Eeeew! Do I HAFTA get down on all fours?
I can't believe you are making me do this, I thought I was supposed to be your best friend.
"Told you, if a stupid dolphin can do it so can I"
If its not cold why don't you get in.
Half dolphin half dog
Brrrr...Gasp! I think my testicles just knocked the wind out of my lungs.
C'mon, man. Don't you know all dogs go to heaven. No baptism needed!
Support my right to bare arms!
Owwch! Who's been feeding the goldfish weenies!
"When I hear [Insert Owner's name here] talk about shrinkage I never really understood what he/she meant. Now I completely understand!"
SWIM!! No way, you try putting you head in this!!
Okay Joe, this had better be the last picture or Im swimming out of here. You better have some biscuits ready.
Enough already! I have already jumped 10 times today.
Uh...I can explain...you see I overheard the pool guy say there was too muck chlorine in the pool so I was just checking it out for you guys.
dang it i think i broke a nail
my outy is officialy an inny
"Here, a pointer demonstrates the Praying Mantis school of Dog Fu."
This is the first time I'm glad you had me fixed.
C-C-C-C-C-Cold. I thought this was supposed to be a hot tub. Next time, you're going after the duck.
(1) my lord the things i do for this man.
(2) just what part of pointer do you not understand .
(3) why yes i can see it better this way .
HEY SPOT? You said the alcohol would make my blood warm! But on the bright side at least there's no women around, cuz you now things tend to shrink!
Oh no! I just got my nails painted!
You tricked me there's no ball in here
Why did it suddenly get warm in here? What did you do?
Jaccuzi my ant fanny and Where are the girls you promised? You lied to me!
Where's that rolled up newspaper?
"I thought shrinkage was a human thing!"
"What part of 'I just got my nails trimmed' did he not understand?"
Real Funny Guys...I quit
Oops, I lost my top don't look.
Oops, I lost my top don't look.
He sure looked alot bigger in the sky!
Wait I aint no lab! I quit
Did i just see a fin? Dun Dun Dun
Cat? What cat? I didn't see a cat!
Someone just yanked off my shorts!!
You say there's leeches in here?!?!?!
Where's my floaties?
I have to wash behind these big ears too?
Come on in, the water's fine!
Now YOU do a cannonball!
What did you shoot, a penguin?
They call me Flipper...
How'd I do? Are you happy? Can I get out of the training pool now?
Dog wins chicken fight with owner.
No wonder the Toller got neutered.
The lake has gone down quite a bit this year.
"Dave, I think the heater went out in the hot tub!"
Back in 1836, Jo-Jo the Circus Dog saved dozens of pioneer families lives by heroically searching out a safe path across the treacherous Missouri River.
BUY THE LAB!!! I am tired of multitasking...and what is this stuff?
Did someone say shark?
A rare spotted dogfish spyhopping.
Do I look like a Chesapeake?
Really, dear, I just took a bath last week. Is this really necessary?
Really!I cant swim!
Im just going to stand here and watch!I want to see the flushers and retrievers swim out there first.
Boy!The things I get suckered into for these Field and
Stream contests.I hope Dave at least gets a promotion
for my sake!
Boy!The things I get suckered into for these Field and
Stream contests.I hope Dave at least gets a promotion
for my sake!Who knows what they will dream up next!
Nobody move, I just lost a contact.
im not a water dog this is a job for a labador
i am begging you dont make me do this
Bring it on Phelps!
Lucky Craft Pointer.Real Skin Series.Color/spotted puppy $19.95
I can't, I just had my nails done.
It's frickin freezing in here!
Thats it, I'm out.
Put the camera away, I'm getting self conscious
1/2 a doggie paddle keeps me drier!
My bad...I thought Vancouver had ice
Come on in! the waters fine!
I thought you said these spots would come off in the water?
That shotgun patterns real nice! Next time we use your chest!
There is no defense against my Kung fu! Mantis Stance!
FML
You said water arobics was a great way to releave stress
There's gonna be shrinkage!!!!
The trick is to get in the water slooooowwly. That way you get used to it.
No, I Can't (walk on water)
Next vacation we are getting a HOTEL!
oh lord what did i get my self into!! that water is cold but i do get bacon right?
"I always get wet and get kicked out of the bed that night. Let's see... if.... I ... can... stay...dry."
"Hey guys come on in. I know the water is cold. But right here it is getting warmer by the second."
"I should have just jumped in all at once!"
Don't worry it's cold, but it's only waist deep and you get used to it !
Historians recently uncovered the incredible story of Col. Muggs, the lead dog of the Lewis and Clark expedition who bravely led the explorers through the difficult terrain of the Missouri Breaks.
Paws! Stare Glare! A little up-right now! GOT It!!
does cabelas happen to have any doggie floaties on sale?
YOU......You did this to me!!
My other job rather than this modeling job is working the field trial sercurit.
I knew this was a tough job when they told me my stunt
double was a cat!
My other job rather than this modeling job is working the
field trial securit!
It's a bit tepid. You now how I just hate that.
Oh my, How embarassing this water is nipply.
It's not a day spa, It' water therapy for my hamstring!
Little did I realize what I was getting into with this caption contest. I feel like a bird dog pointing divers in deep water.
Yes I am standing on my owner's shoulders!
Shrinkage! Shrinkage! Now they're inside me!
Really? It's cold in here!
Ok, you caught me, swimming isn't my favorite thing to do!
I don't want to get my head wet!
I think I might drown!
"Would you pass me a towel? I've gotten you ten ducks already."
Joe-
I told you I had a bad case of fleas but you didn't believe me. Now, I have to take things into my own hands ... I'm drowning them!
So what you are saying is that I am sitting here waiting for you to shoot that bird, and all you can do is sit there and take pictures? Best friend my frozen foot!!!
I am so going to pee in your hunting boots when we get home!
Marco..............
the photographer ask " is it cold Gus?"
Gus.........." shriveled my pod just a little"
From Lomesome dove if you didn't already know that
Oooh-Kay..No Ducks ..No Pheasants..And Those Slimey Creatures Are Too Fast
I really, really, REALLY had to pee!!!!
Ahhh...Just five more minutes? They're still a little sore from my vet appointment last week....
Awww Dad, Do I really have practice right now, it's cold
Don't look at me.. I don't know why the water just got warm!
It was at that moment that Ol' Blue realized he may never realize his dream of becoming an Olympic synchronized swimming champion.
This feels gross......but I think I just found your flashlight.
I hope to God there aren't any girls here to see this because this water is FREEZING!!!
WHO CAN'T STAND UP IN WATER?!!!
You saw an alligator where?
You think this is cool...I'm standin' on one leg! Hah!
water ballet bird dog extrodinaire
I'll do anything if you get me out of here....hokie pokie, electic slide,you name it.
ducky ducky duuucky i love you i love you i love you yummm
"Anyone got a towel... I'll even use one of the old crusty camp ones.. even if I do chip a nipple off.. please... anything.. it's cold in here!"
"Dances with Water fowl"
what was I thinking, I just did my nails
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SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY FOOT!!!,GET YER OWN DAMN DUCK, IM OUTTA HERE!
"I Just got my nails done, I am NOT getting them ruined this early in the season!"
Now remember, the trick to getting away with peeing in a public pool is to keep a neutral facial expression.
This fish pointing is ridiculous.
Nobody move, I just lost a contact.
Damn thats cold!!!
WOW, I thought you said it was warm!
I'll get the duck when my nails dry
For the last time I am NOT a Lab.
"T-the w-w-w-water's so c-c-c-cold!"
"Very funny. You know my goolies are freezing here."
Dog practices for synchronized swimming contest
This is what happens when you leave me inside all day! I told you I had to go....
Phoebe Cates, eat your heart out.
Let me see the biscuit first!
Darwin- "evolution, pure and simple. she started with birds and is now flushing trout. brilliant."
Hey!! Pass the ball over here!! Im open!!
Ok, ok, before anybody has any wise remarks when I get out I am informing you that this water is freezing and there will be some shrinkage!
You said "WE" would jump in on 3! Chicken!
Whatcha mean theres electric eels in here?
The last two nipples are always the worst.
And now introducing the newest attraction at SeaWorld...
You forgot to mention the water was COLD!
Lord, I pray this picture doesn't get posted on facebook. The Short Hair Association will take away my real dog card.
"warm water? real funny, from now on i'll take the silly pictures and you can get the birds"
Simon says what........
The reason pointers aren't used to hunt ducks.
The mighty velociraptor hunts in the water as well as he hunts on dry land...his fearsome claws are sharp and ready, his senses sharp...he readies himse--Oh! Hey, what's happening master? Dinnertime yet?
You mean this is warm because you just took a leak in here!?!?!
Humans aren't the only ones who react to cold water. Remember the last time you jumped into a cold swimming pool and ended up a little light in the loafers?
This cold water can't be good for my gonads.
I can't hold this point much longer!
I can't hold this point much longer!
The Shot Show Babes caused some controversy so F&S decided to go a different route "Gun Dog Babes"..
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just throw the dang stick already
Can I please have that bottle of beer!
Hurry up and take the damn picture! This water is Cold!
If it gets any deeper than this, I'm out of here!
A perfect "10".
well atleast she aint gun shy
"Why yes, the water does help me practice walking on two legs."
"I see it, there it is, right there"...
"When dogs beg, it's cute"."When men beg it's pathetic".
"Dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis".
"Can't get that duck, this is as deep as I can touch"
Where are the floaties ?you said you had floaties.
"MARCO"-...."MARCO"-???? "MARCO"???????
You know if you want to teach me to swim. Don't throw me out of the boat somewhere, I can touch the bottom.
Dang... you make me retrieve your ducks that's fine. But, know you make me stand in this cold water. You just cross the line.
Al Gore was right for once, the polar ice caps are melting. And to think that cat told me global warming does not exists.
Come on in, the water's fine!
pleeeease get me another bird
Global warming? Yeah right! When are you guys going to finally decide to retire and move to Florida?
Really funny guys. Go ahead and take the pontoon boat, babes, beverages and bratwurst with you and leave me here all alone, see if I care!
What am I supposed to do? It's really hard to lift my leg under water.
I have officialy mastered the art of aquatic chicken danceing!
Darn I hate rug-burn.
Do you think I should start wearing sunscreen when I swim? It might be just me, but could you take a look at these moles and see if you think they might be a problem?
man this water is nasty you are going to owe me a nice hot bubble bath when we are done.
What do you mean that this is where the bait shop catches their mudpuppies!
Yeah, even from your point of view that looks like it should've been an easy shot. I swear if you miss one more duck this season...
I'm MELTING! I can feel it, I swear...
What? You never heard of a Wade Retriver!
I don't know how your sock got down "there"
Waterboarding for dogs?????
We call him flipper.
Brrrr...Gasp! I think my testicles just knocked the wind out of my lungs.
C'mon, man. Don't you know all dogs go to heaven. No baptism needed!
Enough already! I have already jumped 10 times today.
HEY SPOT? You said the alcohol would make my blood warm! But on the bright side at least there's no women around, cuz you now things tend to shrink!
Real Funny Guys...I quit
Oops, I lost my top don't look.
No wonder the Toller got neutered.
"Dave, I think the heater went out in the hot tub!"
Back in 1836, Jo-Jo the Circus Dog saved dozens of pioneer families lives by heroically searching out a safe path across the treacherous Missouri River.
BUY THE LAB!!! I am tired of multitasking...and what is this stuff?
Really, dear, I just took a bath last week. Is this really necessary?
Put the camera away, I'm getting self conscious
"Hey guys come on in. I know the water is cold. But right here it is getting warmer by the second."
"I should have just jumped in all at once!"
Historians recently uncovered the incredible story of Col. Muggs, the lead dog of the Lewis and Clark expedition who bravely led the explorers through the difficult terrain of the Missouri Breaks.
Oh my, How embarassing this water is nipply.
Woooo that's cold...wait...ahhh, warm spot!
I'm I supposed to have mud there?
"I'm done with this, you want ducks, get a lab"
These "Gundogs Illustrated" shoots are so demeaning.
All right all right I'm sorry for not telling you where the birds were. Now can I come out of here now?
WAIT UNTIL YOU DRINK THIS!
See this move? This is how you do synchronized swimming.
Does it look like I am enjoying myself, versatile breed my ass!
Cabela's inspiration for doggie waders.
See, only waist deep!
Don't take that picture, I'm TOPLESS !!!!
I'm about to go all kung-fu on your butt if you make me get in this water again!!!
i thought you said it was only ankle deep
Hasn't anyone ever heard of shrinkage?
Did someone say bacon!?
Gee, this is very cold, do you mind if I just tinkle
Please Don't make me beg!!! Awww hell, if it gits me outta here!
The things I do for a dog treat!
Fishing is harder than you said it was!
Yep, she learned to point flying fish all on her own.
JUST THROW IT!!!!!
Rovers audition for the synchronized swimming team, a new event at the gun dog trials.
I really hate Chesapeake Bay Retrievers!
Will I make the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition?
New olympic event, canine sycronized swiming.
Mike Rowe at "Dirty Jobs" ain't got nothin on me!
If You even think I am jumping thru a hoop or bouncing a ball, You can get yourself a new dog
Now I'm all wet..are you happy now..so ok, I can do it ..can I please get out now...
Where did it go..I didn't realize that part could make a retreat..I am so embarrassed..are their any ladies watching? I hope not..This water is this cold [---]
New Olympic even for this summer....Doggie Synchronized Swimming!!
"I told you I have to wear a T-shirt when I swim"
where are my floaties damnit!!
I told you it's TOO COLD!
Honest Lassie....It's the cold water !!!
The newest line of "NO Wake Zone" buoys, not only do they bark if you go too fast, they'll point you to where the fish are biting.
I peed.
Hi Ho silver no way!
You think this is funny ... wait til I get outta here and wet your legs
I'm not happy and your shoes and favorite decoy will pay later
When I git outta here..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm not real sure this is worth some random canine goodie's, now take the picture.
Hey this ain't that deep, you go fetch that stick
ruh-roh raggy!!! - scooby doo
Training to hunt pheasant's is one thing , But now water ballet come on get real . Next thing you know he will have me in a tutu .
Ok I'm in. Now its your turn. ;)
Where did those bubbles come from?
Heads, you dive for the soap ... tails, I dive.
DON'T SHOOT! My P-shooter is still under the water and you know that just wouldn't be fair!
You mean to tell me that those smart allec labs do this for fun?..Wow, God must have really messed them up!
Those dolphins at Seaworld think they are the only ones who can swim sticking halfway out of the water. I'm the one who taught them how to do it. The audacity of those slick-skinned fish is appaling.
I just knew it was going to be a Bad Day!
Oh my mistake...you said fetch..not catch..and I was ready!
Piranha...did you say Piranha!!!!
Turn your back or I will not come out of the water!
Noodling...you want me to put my paw in what?
Ok...I will only do the chicken dance one more time!
alright ladies
now go left, how about some jumping jacks
then swim across the pond for the duck
Honest, I just thought it was a black and white cat named Fifi LaFume until it turned out to be Peppe LePew! How much longer do I have to soak? I think I'm good, I don't smell any more. Honest! (I knew that danged cat was too easy to catch!)
Some have class, some don't. Some swim, I won't.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to wash these spots off my belly.
Who? Me?!
"Wish my master was clever enough to win that last caption contest... I wouldn't be in this predicament."
Butch wins the time trail, running on his back feet, the other dogs had no chance.
ahhh i think it bit me! shoot it! shoot it!
u caught me.The fish started it though.
If you want me neutered, take me to the vet. Don't try to freeze them off!
OOOWEEE! I just went from male to female in 2 seconds flat!
Bubbles? Me? Uh that was Turtle I swear!
Keep laughing! Wait till you see the size of this smallie I have caught between my hind legs!
Alright! I will get the bird that you were dumb enough to
shoot over the water but Ill do it on my own time.I have to get used to the water first.
A conversation between Frank the Duck Hunter, and Doug the Dog Trainer:
Frank: "Doug.... I know you switched from training dolphins to training bird dogs..... but this is just ridiculous!"
You guys said this was an upland hunt!
IM OUT!
Boy!Training for my master hunter is getting harder.Im
haveing second thaughts.
that water had to be cold i wish spring would come already i wanna go fishing!
Swim instructor Rita Johnson demonstrates proper dog paddle form to the class.
i'm having fish tonight!!!!
Someone should've told me if I kept peeing on that hyydrant it would spring a leak!
Dude! Where's my boat?
Next time Im useing your hot tub for my bath!
I would get up stream if I were you...
If your so tough, you jump in
talk about getting your feet wet
I know a springer that will go out there to get the pheasant.
You told me to sit, this is the best I can do...
I'm sure this is where I dropped my glasses.
"Honey, please let me back in the Dog House."
"I had no idea grouse could swim"
did i miss a spot?
You didn't tell me it would be THIS col! Or mucky! Eeeew! Do I HAFTA get down on all fours?
I can't believe you are making me do this, I thought I was supposed to be your best friend.
"Told you, if a stupid dolphin can do it so can I"
If its not cold why don't you get in.
Half dolphin half dog
Support my right to bare arms!
Owwch! Who's been feeding the goldfish weenies!
"When I hear [Insert Owner's name here] talk about shrinkage I never really understood what he/she meant. Now I completely understand!"
SWIM!! No way, you try putting you head in this!!
Okay Joe, this had better be the last picture or Im swimming out of here. You better have some biscuits ready.
Uh...I can explain...you see I overheard the pool guy say there was too muck chlorine in the pool so I was just checking it out for you guys.
dang it i think i broke a nail
my outy is officialy an inny
"Here, a pointer demonstrates the Praying Mantis school of Dog Fu."
This is the first time I'm glad you had me fixed.
C-C-C-C-C-Cold. I thought this was supposed to be a hot tub. Next time, you're going after the duck.
(1) my lord the things i do for this man.
(2) just what part of pointer do you not understand .
(3) why yes i can see it better this way .
Oh no! I just got my nails painted!
You tricked me there's no ball in here
Why did it suddenly get warm in here? What did you do?
Jaccuzi my ant fanny and Where are the girls you promised? You lied to me!
Where's that rolled up newspaper?
"I thought shrinkage was a human thing!"
"What part of 'I just got my nails trimmed' did he not understand?"
He sure looked alot bigger in the sky!
Wait I aint no lab! I quit
Did i just see a fin? Dun Dun Dun
Cat? What cat? I didn't see a cat!
Someone just yanked off my shorts!!
You say there's leeches in here?!?!?!
Where's my floaties?
I have to wash behind these big ears too?
Come on in, the water's fine!
Now YOU do a cannonball!
What did you shoot, a penguin?
They call me Flipper...
How'd I do? Are you happy? Can I get out of the training pool now?
Dog wins chicken fight with owner.
The lake has gone down quite a bit this year.
Did someone say shark?
A rare spotted dogfish spyhopping.
Do I look like a Chesapeake?
Really!I cant swim!
Im just going to stand here and watch!I want to see the flushers and retrievers swim out there first.
Boy!The things I get suckered into for these Field and
Stream contests.I hope Dave at least gets a promotion
for my sake!
im not a water dog this is a job for a labador
i am begging you dont make me do this
Bring it on Phelps!
Lucky Craft Pointer.Real Skin Series.Color/spotted puppy $19.95
I can't, I just had my nails done.
It's frickin freezing in here!
Thats it, I'm out.
1/2 a doggie paddle keeps me drier!
My bad...I thought Vancouver had ice
Come on in! the waters fine!
I thought you said these spots would come off in the water?
That shotgun patterns real nice! Next time we use your chest!
There is no defense against my Kung fu! Mantis Stance!
FML
You said water arobics was a great way to releave stress
There's gonna be shrinkage!!!!
The trick is to get in the water slooooowwly. That way you get used to it.
No, I Can't (walk on water)
Next vacation we are getting a HOTEL!
oh lord what did i get my self into!! that water is cold but i do get bacon right?
"I always get wet and get kicked out of the bed that night. Let's see... if.... I ... can... stay...dry."
Don't worry it's cold, but it's only waist deep and you get used to it !
Paws! Stare Glare! A little up-right now! GOT It!!
does cabelas happen to have any doggie floaties on sale?
YOU......You did this to me!!
My other job rather than this modeling job is working the field trial sercurit.
I knew this was a tough job when they told me my stunt
double was a cat!
My other job rather than this modeling job is working the
field trial securit!
It's a bit tepid. You now how I just hate that.
It's not a day spa, It' water therapy for my hamstring!
Little did I realize what I was getting into with this caption contest. I feel like a bird dog pointing divers in deep water.
Yes I am standing on my owner's shoulders!
Shrinkage! Shrinkage! Now they're inside me!
Don't look at me.. I don't know why the water just got warm!
The Germans have begun exploring some unique synchronized swimming talent for the 2012 Olympics.
You said "WE" would jump in on 3! Chicken!
Man's Best Friend........You Suck!
DON'T SHOOT! My P-shooter is still under the water and you know that just wouldn't be fair!
Oops, I lost my top don't look.
Boy!The things I get suckered into for these Field and
Stream contests.I hope Dave at least gets a promotion
for my sake!Who knows what they will dream up next!
Really? It's cold in here!
Ok, you caught me, swimming isn't my favorite thing to do!
I don't want to get my head wet!
I think I might drown!
"Would you pass me a towel? I've gotten you ten ducks already."
Joe-
I told you I had a bad case of fleas but you didn't believe me. Now, I have to take things into my own hands ... I'm drowning them!
So what you are saying is that I am sitting here waiting for you to shoot that bird, and all you can do is sit there and take pictures? Best friend my frozen foot!!!
I am so going to pee in your hunting boots when we get home!
Marco..............
the photographer ask " is it cold Gus?"
Gus.........." shriveled my pod just a little"
From Lomesome dove if you didn't already know that
Oooh-Kay..No Ducks ..No Pheasants..And Those Slimey Creatures Are Too Fast
I really, really, REALLY had to pee!!!!
Ahhh...Just five more minutes? They're still a little sore from my vet appointment last week....
Awww Dad, Do I really have practice right now, it's cold
It was at that moment that Ol' Blue realized he may never realize his dream of becoming an Olympic synchronized swimming champion.
This feels gross......but I think I just found your flashlight.
I hope to God there aren't any girls here to see this because this water is FREEZING!!!
WHO CAN'T STAND UP IN WATER?!!!
You saw an alligator where?
You think this is cool...I'm standin' on one leg! Hah!
water ballet bird dog extrodinaire
I'll do anything if you get me out of here....hokie pokie, electic slide,you name it.
ducky ducky duuucky i love you i love you i love you yummm
"Anyone got a towel... I'll even use one of the old crusty camp ones.. even if I do chip a nipple off.. please... anything.. it's cold in here!"
"Dances with Water fowl"
what was I thinking, I just did my nails
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