"I'm not going to bring this to you!"

The dog, having watched its master, finally learned that if it wants to seduce the hunter, blaze orange is required.

Nate

I'll drop it after you drop the dog biscuit.

WHAT?!? Toyota recalled my bumper too?

Bill's labrador promptly picked Skippy up and retrieved them both...

"Oh, yeah? I've seen you shoot. If you can call yourself a hunter, I can call myself a gun dog."

"Why do Labs make such a big deal about this, it's not that hard."

Oh I wish I were a Re-trievin' Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were a Re-reivin' Wie - ner
I could go a hunt-in' with my bu-ddies!

yrs-
Evan!

Its the thought that counts!

This one is full of water!Lets try the duck down feather filled one next!

Im not going down any holes!

long in spirit, short on speed.

You throw this thing on that pool cover again and I'll pee in your waders...

I laugh when the larger dogs go back to the bench for picking it up and carrying it on the ends!

That'll do pig, that'll do

I always carry in the middle!

The "Vegan's Guide to Carrot Retrievers" was a surprise hit at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar this year.

laugh at me will they, I'll show them that size really doesn't matter.

I love that guy.

And you LABS say retrieving is hard!

SHORT in legs and expectations, LONG in body and future prospects. ASHAMED of body image, PROUD of proving stereotypes wrong.

"Anything Rex can do, I can do better!"

Hanging with the big dogs.

I would have got that pheasant that pulled itself down that gopher hole!

For a buck Ill sit on your lap!

If you fetch this in your mouth, I won't pee in your shoe anymore.

I do it all!Even bark fluent German!

When my owner gets back from pheasant hunting with his springer maybe he will let me carry them to the house.

What you lookin' at?

I'm a weiner, and you must have wiener envy; that's the long and short of it!

Why yes, I have been working out, thanks for noticing.
Sorry, no way I'm going anywhere near that.

You see, I can lift 1/4 of my weight so if I was a full dog, I can and can..oh oh..I miscalculated.

"Here I come, to save the daayyy!" Oh yeah, I can sing too.

I swear to God if you throw this thing one more time I will drag you over to pick it up!

And here we have the rare and elegant dwarf german short hair

If you think thats impressive you should see what he does to my wife when she wont stop nagging me

He shrivles up in cold water, so he is really bigger than he seems!

If you cant fetch it up like the big dogs...You best stay on the porch!!

The cameraman goes in for a closeup of the world's first miniature chocolate retriever.

"So, Mr. Hufman. What made you decide to breed this new type of dog?"

"Well, I like to get to out of the way places to hunt. Some of them are really choked up with brush, and it's hard for my golden retriever Sally to get to the birds when i shoot them. So, that's when i got the idea for a miniaturized version that could get in where large dogs could not."

"Could you tell me why he looks more like a dachshund than a retriever?"

"I know he looks like a dachshund, but that's about the only trait we couldn't get past. It does him right though, because he can get where a larger dog cannot."

"And what is that orange thing in his mouth?"

"We call that a bumper. It's a training tool to get the dog used to fetching without breaking what he's carrying. Frank there is a master."

"Thank you so much for you time. And now, back to the studio."

"I love the color orange like bulls love the color red!"

"Now will you quit calling me a weiner. It has been getting kind of old."

a lab aint got nothing on me

the things i go threw so you can get bird

What do you mean I have Napolin complex????

I may be a little weenie but Lord you should see my balls!

Size doesn't matter!