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Caption Contest: Write a Caption. Win an Awesome Zink Duck Call!
By David DiBenedetto
Okay, folks. The response to the last Man’s Best Friend caption contest was spectacular, and many of you expressed desire for another chance to win big. So here it comes.
We’ve got a pretty great image of, ummm, an atypical gun dog, and we need your editorial touch.
And courtesy of the fine people at Zink Calls we have a killer prize: a sweet Power Hen 2 duck call (pictured below), valued at $125. According to Zink, “The PH-2 delivers the pure duck sound you are looking for but is very user friendly. Great for close-in calling or call shy ducks.” Sounds good to me.
The rules have not changed: Write a caption for the photo in the comments’ section below. Long, short, funny, creative, outrageous…whatever you want. Enter as many times as you like. The best caption wins.
I’ll announce the winner on March 24. Good luck to all. Have at it.
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Comments (233)
"I'm not going to bring this to you!"
"Ok guys, it was funny the first 5 times, even I'll admit that. But seriously, I'm like 7 inches tall! This is hard work for a little guy! Let's at least switch to a different target, like, say... a ham sandwich? Yes?"
yrs-
Evan!
The dog, having watched its master, finally learned that if it wants to seduce the hunter, blaze orange is required.
Nate
"I swear- if I bring this back and you throw it ONE MORE TIME there's going to be a LOT of ankle biting going on around here..."
I'll drop it after you drop the dog biscuit.
"Its not the size of the dog in the hunt... its the size of the hunting dummy in the dog!" -Bark Twain
WHAT?!? Toyota recalled my bumper too?
who you calling a weanie?
Bill's labrador promptly picked Skippy up and retrieved them both...
Hey Dad...Is this what you meant by duck Al`orange?
"Oh, yeah? I've seen you shoot. If you can call yourself a hunter, I can call myself a gun dog."
"I was bred to be an elk dog, not a duck dog. I will be keeping this bumber."
"Why do Labs make such a big deal about this, it's not that hard."
You think this is easy, wait until you have to get a goose.
Oh I wish I were a Re-trievin' Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were a Re-reivin' Wie - ner
I could go a hunt-in' with my bu-ddies!
yrs-
Evan!
Lab who wienies can do this to...
Its the thought that counts!
Now get the lab to carry me back to you if you want it back!Why not?Im about goose size!
This one is full of water!Lets try the duck down feather filled one next!
Lifting these water weights they say will make me grow!
Im not going down any holes!
Why does the lab get to retrieve the duck down buck and I get the water dummy?!
long in spirit, short on speed.
And so the Cypress Swamp Under-Root Retriever line became legend.
You throw this thing on that pool cover again and I'll pee in your waders...
I thought I was being trained for trailing lost deer for hunters!
I laugh when the larger dogs go back to the bench for picking it up and carrying it on the ends!
Next time you pick it up Mr. "Hey dude, watch this, funniest thing I seen all week"
That'll do pig, that'll do
"I swear this guy doesn't know a tshitsu from Shineola"
I always carry in the middle!
In the event of a water landing, item may be used as a flotation device
The "Vegan's Guide to Carrot Retrievers" was a surprise hit at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar this year.
You are what you eat... er, fetch!
laugh at me will they, I'll show them that size really doesn't matter.
"Some dogs will do whatever their owners want them to do, just to have a little playtime"!!!
I love that guy.
After years&years of selective breeding and rigorous training.Dave came up with perfect-pocket teal dog.Short of leg but big of heart.
And you LABS say retrieving is hard!
Please take me DUCK Hunting.... How can you say no to these puppy dog eyes!!!!
SHORT in legs and expectations, LONG in body and future prospects. ASHAMED of body image, PROUD of proving stereotypes wrong.
Now what do I do??
"Anything Rex can do, I can do better!"
Its not the size of the dog that retrieves.... Its the size of the retriever in the dog!
Hanging with the big dogs.
What? Who says I'm not a Lab?
I would have got that pheasant that pulled itself down that gopher hole!
Since the Lab was out with an ACL injury, Dax knew that was his chance to shine and SHINE HE WOULD!!!
For a buck Ill sit on your lap!
Oh my goodness, it's those honkers again.
If you fetch this in your mouth, I won't pee in your shoe anymore.
Please, no applause needed!!
I do it all!Even bark fluent German!
Why yes, I did meet Krypto the superdog, but no, I can't help you with that.
When my owner gets back from pheasant hunting with his springer maybe he will let me carry them to the house.
Hay Lab!You dropped this!
What you lookin' at?
I'm a weiner, and you must have wiener envy; that's the long and short of it!
Im confused? First he dragged a rag on the ground that I trailed beutifully but then stuck this in my mouth!
Why yes, I have been working out, thanks for noticing.
Sorry, no way I'm going anywhere near that.
Want to have some fun?
Be my bun!
You see, I can lift 1/4 of my weight so if I was a full dog, I can and can..oh oh..I miscalculated.
I may be small but I'm wiry
"Here I come, to save the daayyy!" Oh yeah, I can sing too.
Labs get a few months off but there is no off season for a sparrow retrieving weiner dog.
I swear to God if you throw this thing one more time I will drag you over to pick it up!
If you think your Lab is a good retriever check this out... Watch him retrieve and open my beer next
And here we have the rare and elegant dwarf german short hair
And here we have the rare and elegant dwarf german short hair
If you think thats impressive you should see what he does to my wife when she wont stop nagging me
Oh boy, oh boy......wait a minute, this isn't a giant cheeto!! You son of a......
He shrivles up in cold water, so he is really bigger than he seems!
Your turn!
If you cant fetch it up like the big dogs...You best stay on the porch!!
just add water and watch them grow
The cameraman goes in for a closeup of the world's first miniature chocolate retriever.
"So, Mr. Hufman. What made you decide to breed this new type of dog?"
"Well, I like to get to out of the way places to hunt. Some of them are really choked up with brush, and it's hard for my golden retriever Sally to get to the birds when i shoot them. So, that's when i got the idea for a miniaturized version that could get in where large dogs could not."
"Could you tell me why he looks more like a dachshund than a retriever?"
"I know he looks like a dachshund, but that's about the only trait we couldn't get past. It does him right though, because he can get where a larger dog cannot."
"And what is that orange thing in his mouth?"
"We call that a bumper. It's a training tool to get the dog used to fetching without breaking what he's carrying. Frank there is a master."
"Thank you so much for you time. And now, back to the studio."
"No one mentioned anything about there being a size limit!"
"I love the color orange like bulls love the color red!"
Anything you and your lab can do, my master and I can do better!
"Now will you quit calling me a weiner. It has been getting kind of old."
how can i bring this back its the same size as me
a lab aint got nothing on me
all in a days work
the things i go threw so you can get bird
What the hell is this guy thinking????
What do you mean I have Napolin complex????
Who's the wiener now Lab boy?!
I may be a little weenie but Lord you should see my balls!
This looked waaaaay smaller from the other side of the yard!
Size doesn't matter!
Here's yur stupid orange thingy may I watch Animal Planet now?
Ich bin ein deutscher Retrieveing Wunder Hund!
My grandma was a Weimeraner!
I told you I could do it, now trade that annoying Lab for a box of shells and a vest my size and let's go!
I heard their looking for a new star for Baywatch!
This ought to prove to that poodle that size really doesn't matter.
Mama always said, "You have to do the best with what God gave you."
Since the dawn of modern waterfowl hunting began with long hours and uncomfortable leg rest, a recent break-through, multi-functional, moving footstool was invented.
I dont know why you feel the need to put this in my mouth?I always put the rabbit right in front of you!
sadly, the impaired running ability kept him out of the field trials. and now there's a petition for a 10 ft. retrieve category
I sure hope this is the last time my feet are killing me.
If you can't hang with the little guy's just stay on the porch poochey.
Hey! You try doing this with your junk in the dirt!!!
My girlfriend is a lab and I was just showing her what I was workin with!
Spring training...wiener dog style!
The lab called in sick, so where do I start?
Put me in coach! I have been busting my butt hauling the Lab's sports equipment around all day. I just want a shot and you call me Rudy.
I look better than the dog in the last caption contest.
Bumper? I can't even carry 'er!
So your really want me to be a duck hunting dog? Ok i will give it my best shot!
Your kidding me right right!? Do you really think i can bring back an actual duck? Ya Right
Maurine thought,"how does that damn dog keep getting my nightstand open?"
I came here to do 2 things!
Kick butt and Retrieve an orange dummy,
And I'm all out of retrieving
And you thought labs were the only ones that could do this.
He was short in stature but big in spirit, And that is why he was named Little Big Dog!
Why don't you throw something a little bigger next time!!!
There has to be a law about this!!!!! If he throws it one more time he is hearing from my lawyer!!!
You think your 400lb.bench at 185lbs.is great!Look at this!I dont even need the vest!
What were you expecting, a lap dog?
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
Years in a cut-throat industry, and sleeping with many handlers. Julia finally got noticed and becoming a star.
We have got to get this event perfect since I predict we may lose some points in the big air contest.
Can you help out a doggy down on his luck and needing a job?
"its ok i have the heart of a lab"
A little help here?!?
Hey, this dummy looks a lot like me!
Are you sure I'm retrieving the dummy and not the other way around?
Don't even think about throwing this in that pool!
Shaun is a niche retriever by excelling in situations with tight quarters.
"throw the damned thing again and guess where i'm gonna stick it!"
"Hey, that guy with small hands still eats the double cheeseburgers, why can't I do this?"
I don't care if it's orange. Having me chase something shaped like a hot day is NOT FUNNY!
I don't care if it's orange. Having me fetch something shaped like a hot dog is NOT FUNNY!
DUCK?
I couldn't possibly hit my head on anything!
This thing Smells like your girlfriend has been playing with it???
Step 1 - Hide behind this orange thing.
Step 2 - Steal cheese.
U can call me, MISTER weenie!
New Family dog-$400, training and equipment-$50, look on your buddies face when you bring a weiner dog to the blind?-priceless
"This Photo, Like Many Others, Does Not Belong In Field and Stream." It promotes idiotic behavior and inappropriate remarks. There are already too many people getting off the subject.
Gosh, sure hope she notice and like me. I am still holding her purse.
You spent a thousand dollars on a lab that does THIS?!
LOW WATER BIRD DOG!
Before I got the leg extensions and painted myself brown, I was an alligator...
"This is a Disgrace and a Total Mockery of What This Magazine Used To Be."
By the way, I wouldn't have that "Duck Call", either. I make the finest classic calls, and there is no comparison.
Also, you either need to let Pritch sleep in your bed or get her a companion. I have deduced that you are a total newbie, but this is something that every dawg handler knows.
The fact that F&S has a dawg editor shows that at least part of your heart is in the right place.
I used to read this mag for the Northeast hunting articles. And the Northern Lakes articles.
The onliest thing missing is the articles about outdoor sports in the West.
Hunting in the Rockies.
And Fishing on the West Coast.
We don't need comic-book articles about no Kick-dawgz.
When they told me I was a shoe in and it's in the bag, somehow I beg to differ.
Hot Diggety-Doggie, let's do that again!
I have a Chuck Norris roundhouse waiting for you when I drop this.
You threw it away...I found it, it's MINE now, so BACK OFF!
Hi Lab-be, ok, ummm...I think we’re been seeing each other long enough. I have brought something here and have a question to ask you...
All things being equal, fat people use more soap. That's why I'm working on my figure. Everyone has to cut back!
Now off to my Toyota Prius for a quick get-a-way!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Somebody light the end of this thing and get me to the moon.....
Strap this thing to my back and lets work on some water retrieves .......--((()))^O^
ii ii
Even though he had been raised by them, noone had the heart to tell Peewee that even though he was similarly marked, he was in no way, shape or form a GSP!
This is what happens when Hollywood celebs take up hunting.
E for effort atleast.
You think I may be hung low, just imagine how that poor lab feels that I took this from.
You did it! Why the long face?
It's pronounced DUCKS-und, and yes, it IS a retrieving breed.
He thought he'd proven himself returning the bumper. Little did he know, it was his owner's ear plug.
Too bad Ned Beatty didn't have this for protection.
is this yours by any chance? i found it in myback yard when my owners were eating a veagan lunch. can i live with you?
I'm faster than you.
I can make ya a real good deal on this little retriever. And he's great at flushing and pointing too. Just make sure you don't get off the fairway.
Oh yeah! My owner can toss me further than you can jump in the water, with one hand tied against his back, up wind, in the snow, both ways!
"Someday I'll be like the rest of them.........I hope anyway...."
John
when we go out, i get to hold the shotgun!
who knew the rope would make that end so much heavier?
What? You tell girls size doesn't matter all the time!
Your sign on the lawn said "Help Wanted - Speak to the Manager".
Finally it dawned on ol' slim that the boys were not laughing with him, they were laughing at him.
he may look cute and cuddly but hes actually a very viscous killer
"Say please"
Don't laugh i'm in training for the next fly dog competition.
Oh! Hi there big guy. Listen that human keeps throwing this thing and this time I'm taking it! I'm in LOVE! You just run back, wag your tail, bounce around and the human will bring out another for you. I'll sneak over here with my new friend! Remember! you didn't see anything!
Full price?! I've never paid full price in all my life! Ok, do you accept this bumper as a coupon?
Alright, who ordered large, orange bumper with extra rope?
Does it look like I'm a retriever
I'v got a brain for birds and a bod for laps
On scout honor, I’ve found it thrown in the shallow corner of the pool and I didn’t think anyone want it. Honest!
Don’t wor-r-r-y about what the front desk thinks. The voucher clearly says, "limit one per doggy".
Hey, I let it slide when I found out my Dad wasn't Chocolate lab and my Mom wasn't German short hair, but I won't bring this back until you promise to lay off the wild meat. ( Who says "Hot" air always rises? )
"I really don't know why you thought I couldn't out retrieve that lab."
"This thing is boring. I say we just go out and show those real birds who's top dog!"
You had your stimulus plan...This is mine!
Look, I was not heckling them. I swear it! Ok, ok, maybe a little...
But this label said “fragile, do not drop”!
Oh, com'on now. Don't give me those sad eyes,...please?
I called Oliver, not Oscar...ok?
Please, I can do this all day.
new hybrid retriever shallow draft model.
See, I can retrieve the bumber, handle the cold, anything you want, but for the love of god please do not enter me in another weiner dog race.
man if i keep this up ill be ready for opening day
Fahr Schnell, I need more bumpers, Auchtung Schnell, your lab can't keep up, keep throwing, Schnell. Who are you calling a Wiener?
Good things come in small packages
All my doxin does is point!
It's a mustard/ketchup mix bottle?!?!... they said it was a toy! What are you implying? that i'm a weiner dog?
Retrieving, So easy a dachsund can do it!
"for mere pennies a day, you can help puppies like 'beast' here, grow into the hunting dogs they were meant to be"
Soon to come, pictures from this year's Canadian Goose hunt. Little Oscar Meyer made his pops proud, especially with his water retrieves.
Oh I wish I was a world champion bird dog
That's is what I truly like to be
cause if I was a world champion bird dog
everyone reading Field & Stream would love to hunt with me.
"Enough of this wimpy stuff I want to go chase bears!!"
You do know the more you make me chase this, the more you will pay in the end.
Great, are you happy with yourself now? I told you not to bite the peanut farmer.
Now you have to suck on that Tylenol pill until it wears off.
"Go ahead....make my day."
"Got a light?"
"It's not funny! I'm still waiting on a growth spirt!"
"I can't find the squeaker in this stupid toy!"
"Dummy? Dummy? Who you callin' a dummy?"
" you are so lucky i don't have thumbs"
Of course, I'm walking this back to you. You shouldn't run with things in your mouth. I did that last time and look what happened!
I swallowed the last one of these he threw, and boy is it gonna hurt when it passes!
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I think I'm a lab I think I'm a lab! I can do this!
"Little dog, big additude!"
"All this lifting has wore me out, time for a nap."
The blacklab keeps picking me up as the bumper..now its my turn!
I'm not much for deep water but if that duck goes down a hole I'm your dog!
Wait a minute...this isn't a weiner...
Little frame.....BIG HEART!!!
Look ma what i found!
Don't look now, but I see is a HUGE Duck.Look at the direction my tail is "pointing".....Dooooon't panic, stop everything and go get your shotgun.I'm a "pointer" I won't move.....OK got the gun? Good your doing great. Now go back and get the SHELLS.
You think you're training me but actually I'm training you.
Did mommy loose something?
Tie a rope on it and retrieve it youyrself.dammit..
If you don't want it, tell me and I'll stop fetching it for ya!
DO YOU realize how short my legs are!!! Stop throwing so damn far, will ya!%
One of the pups in my litter looked like this dude. Long and no legs?? Guess mom and dad are related..
Ok how's this for a trade - you drop the biscuits and I'll drop this orange thing... it's kinda heavy now...
Easy Set Pools
"What, you don't think I can do it?"
Meet my dog...TORPEDO.
Instead of him swimming out to retrieve, I just throw him like a football...the spiral kind of gets to him though.
Nice pool cover.
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"Oh, yeah? I've seen you shoot. If you can call yourself a hunter, I can call myself a gun dog."
Bill's labrador promptly picked Skippy up and retrieved them both...
Oh boy, oh boy......wait a minute, this isn't a giant cheeto!! You son of a......
The "Vegan's Guide to Carrot Retrievers" was a surprise hit at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar this year.
SHORT in legs and expectations, LONG in body and future prospects. ASHAMED of body image, PROUD of proving stereotypes wrong.
"Ok guys, it was funny the first 5 times, even I'll admit that. But seriously, I'm like 7 inches tall! This is hard work for a little guy! Let's at least switch to a different target, like, say... a ham sandwich? Yes?"
yrs-
Evan!
"I swear- if I bring this back and you throw it ONE MORE TIME there's going to be a LOT of ankle biting going on around here..."
"Its not the size of the dog in the hunt... its the size of the hunting dummy in the dog!" -Bark Twain
WHAT?!? Toyota recalled my bumper too?
who you calling a weanie?
Oh I wish I were a Re-trievin' Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were a Re-reivin' Wie - ner
I could go a hunt-in' with my bu-ddies!
yrs-
Evan!
You throw this thing on that pool cover again and I'll pee in your waders...
"I swear this guy doesn't know a tshitsu from Shineola"
In the event of a water landing, item may be used as a flotation device
Retrieving, So easy a dachsund can do it!
"I'm not going to bring this to you!"
The dog, having watched its master, finally learned that if it wants to seduce the hunter, blaze orange is required.
Nate
I'll drop it after you drop the dog biscuit.
Hey Dad...Is this what you meant by duck Al`orange?
"I was bred to be an elk dog, not a duck dog. I will be keeping this bumber."
"Why do Labs make such a big deal about this, it's not that hard."
You think this is easy, wait until you have to get a goose.
Lab who wienies can do this to...
Its the thought that counts!
Now get the lab to carry me back to you if you want it back!Why not?Im about goose size!
This one is full of water!Lets try the duck down feather filled one next!
Lifting these water weights they say will make me grow!
Im not going down any holes!
Why does the lab get to retrieve the duck down buck and I get the water dummy?!
long in spirit, short on speed.
And so the Cypress Swamp Under-Root Retriever line became legend.
I thought I was being trained for trailing lost deer for hunters!
I laugh when the larger dogs go back to the bench for picking it up and carrying it on the ends!
Next time you pick it up Mr. "Hey dude, watch this, funniest thing I seen all week"
That'll do pig, that'll do
I always carry in the middle!
You are what you eat... er, fetch!
laugh at me will they, I'll show them that size really doesn't matter.
"Some dogs will do whatever their owners want them to do, just to have a little playtime"!!!
I love that guy.
After years&years of selective breeding and rigorous training.Dave came up with perfect-pocket teal dog.Short of leg but big of heart.
Please take me DUCK Hunting.... How can you say no to these puppy dog eyes!!!!
"Anything Rex can do, I can do better!"
Its not the size of the dog that retrieves.... Its the size of the retriever in the dog!
Hanging with the big dogs.
Since the Lab was out with an ACL injury, Dax knew that was his chance to shine and SHINE HE WOULD!!!
Im confused? First he dragged a rag on the ground that I trailed beutifully but then stuck this in my mouth!
Labs get a few months off but there is no off season for a sparrow retrieving weiner dog.
And here we have the rare and elegant dwarf german short hair
And here we have the rare and elegant dwarf german short hair
Ich bin ein deutscher Retrieveing Wunder Hund!
My grandma was a Weimeraner!
I told you I could do it, now trade that annoying Lab for a box of shells and a vest my size and let's go!
Mama always said, "You have to do the best with what God gave you."
I look better than the dog in the last caption contest.
Bumper? I can't even carry 'er!
We have got to get this event perfect since I predict we may lose some points in the big air contest.
"throw the damned thing again and guess where i'm gonna stick it!"
"Hey, that guy with small hands still eats the double cheeseburgers, why can't I do this?"
Now off to my Toyota Prius for a quick get-a-way!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Don't laugh i'm in training for the next fly dog competition.
Oh! Hi there big guy. Listen that human keeps throwing this thing and this time I'm taking it! I'm in LOVE! You just run back, wag your tail, bounce around and the human will bring out another for you. I'll sneak over here with my new friend! Remember! you didn't see anything!
Hey, I let it slide when I found out my Dad wasn't Chocolate lab and my Mom wasn't German short hair, but I won't bring this back until you promise to lay off the wild meat. ( Who says "Hot" air always rises? )
You had your stimulus plan...This is mine!
"for mere pennies a day, you can help puppies like 'beast' here, grow into the hunting dogs they were meant to be"
Oh I wish I was a world champion bird dog
That's is what I truly like to be
cause if I was a world champion bird dog
everyone reading Field & Stream would love to hunt with me.
Don't look now, but I see is a HUGE Duck.Look at the direction my tail is "pointing".....Dooooon't panic, stop everything and go get your shotgun.I'm a "pointer" I won't move.....OK got the gun? Good your doing great. Now go back and get the SHELLS.
You think you're training me but actually I'm training you.
Meet my dog...TORPEDO.
And you LABS say retrieving is hard!
Now what do I do??
What? Who says I'm not a Lab?
I would have got that pheasant that pulled itself down that gopher hole!
For a buck Ill sit on your lap!
Oh my goodness, it's those honkers again.
If you fetch this in your mouth, I won't pee in your shoe anymore.
Please, no applause needed!!
I do it all!Even bark fluent German!
Why yes, I did meet Krypto the superdog, but no, I can't help you with that.
When my owner gets back from pheasant hunting with his springer maybe he will let me carry them to the house.
Hay Lab!You dropped this!
What you lookin' at?
I'm a weiner, and you must have wiener envy; that's the long and short of it!
Why yes, I have been working out, thanks for noticing.
Sorry, no way I'm going anywhere near that.
Want to have some fun?
Be my bun!
You see, I can lift 1/4 of my weight so if I was a full dog, I can and can..oh oh..I miscalculated.
I may be small but I'm wiry
"Here I come, to save the daayyy!" Oh yeah, I can sing too.
I swear to God if you throw this thing one more time I will drag you over to pick it up!
If you think your Lab is a good retriever check this out... Watch him retrieve and open my beer next
If you think thats impressive you should see what he does to my wife when she wont stop nagging me
He shrivles up in cold water, so he is really bigger than he seems!
Your turn!
If you cant fetch it up like the big dogs...You best stay on the porch!!
just add water and watch them grow
The cameraman goes in for a closeup of the world's first miniature chocolate retriever.
"So, Mr. Hufman. What made you decide to breed this new type of dog?"
"Well, I like to get to out of the way places to hunt. Some of them are really choked up with brush, and it's hard for my golden retriever Sally to get to the birds when i shoot them. So, that's when i got the idea for a miniaturized version that could get in where large dogs could not."
"Could you tell me why he looks more like a dachshund than a retriever?"
"I know he looks like a dachshund, but that's about the only trait we couldn't get past. It does him right though, because he can get where a larger dog cannot."
"And what is that orange thing in his mouth?"
"We call that a bumper. It's a training tool to get the dog used to fetching without breaking what he's carrying. Frank there is a master."
"Thank you so much for you time. And now, back to the studio."
"No one mentioned anything about there being a size limit!"
"I love the color orange like bulls love the color red!"
Anything you and your lab can do, my master and I can do better!
"Now will you quit calling me a weiner. It has been getting kind of old."
how can i bring this back its the same size as me
a lab aint got nothing on me
all in a days work
the things i go threw so you can get bird
What the hell is this guy thinking????
What do you mean I have Napolin complex????
Who's the wiener now Lab boy?!
I may be a little weenie but Lord you should see my balls!
This looked waaaaay smaller from the other side of the yard!
Size doesn't matter!
Here's yur stupid orange thingy may I watch Animal Planet now?
This ought to prove to that poodle that size really doesn't matter.
Since the dawn of modern waterfowl hunting began with long hours and uncomfortable leg rest, a recent break-through, multi-functional, moving footstool was invented.
I dont know why you feel the need to put this in my mouth?I always put the rabbit right in front of you!
sadly, the impaired running ability kept him out of the field trials. and now there's a petition for a 10 ft. retrieve category
I sure hope this is the last time my feet are killing me.
If you can't hang with the little guy's just stay on the porch poochey.
Hey! You try doing this with your junk in the dirt!!!
My girlfriend is a lab and I was just showing her what I was workin with!
Spring training...wiener dog style!
The lab called in sick, so where do I start?
Put me in coach! I have been busting my butt hauling the Lab's sports equipment around all day. I just want a shot and you call me Rudy.
So your really want me to be a duck hunting dog? Ok i will give it my best shot!
Your kidding me right right!? Do you really think i can bring back an actual duck? Ya Right
Maurine thought,"how does that damn dog keep getting my nightstand open?"
I came here to do 2 things!
Kick butt and Retrieve an orange dummy,
And I'm all out of retrieving
And you thought labs were the only ones that could do this.
He was short in stature but big in spirit, And that is why he was named Little Big Dog!
Why don't you throw something a little bigger next time!!!
There has to be a law about this!!!!! If he throws it one more time he is hearing from my lawyer!!!
You think your 400lb.bench at 185lbs.is great!Look at this!I dont even need the vest!
What were you expecting, a lap dog?
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
Years in a cut-throat industry, and sleeping with many handlers. Julia finally got noticed and becoming a star.
Can you help out a doggy down on his luck and needing a job?
"its ok i have the heart of a lab"
A little help here?!?
Hey, this dummy looks a lot like me!
Are you sure I'm retrieving the dummy and not the other way around?
Don't even think about throwing this in that pool!
Shaun is a niche retriever by excelling in situations with tight quarters.
I don't care if it's orange. Having me chase something shaped like a hot day is NOT FUNNY!
I don't care if it's orange. Having me fetch something shaped like a hot dog is NOT FUNNY!
DUCK?
I couldn't possibly hit my head on anything!
Step 1 - Hide behind this orange thing.
Step 2 - Steal cheese.
U can call me, MISTER weenie!
New Family dog-$400, training and equipment-$50, look on your buddies face when you bring a weiner dog to the blind?-priceless
Gosh, sure hope she notice and like me. I am still holding her purse.
You spent a thousand dollars on a lab that does THIS?!
LOW WATER BIRD DOG!
Before I got the leg extensions and painted myself brown, I was an alligator...
When they told me I was a shoe in and it's in the bag, somehow I beg to differ.
Hot Diggety-Doggie, let's do that again!
I have a Chuck Norris roundhouse waiting for you when I drop this.
You threw it away...I found it, it's MINE now, so BACK OFF!
Hi Lab-be, ok, ummm...I think we’re been seeing each other long enough. I have brought something here and have a question to ask you...
All things being equal, fat people use more soap. That's why I'm working on my figure. Everyone has to cut back!
Somebody light the end of this thing and get me to the moon.....
Strap this thing to my back and lets work on some water retrieves .......--((()))^O^
ii ii
Even though he had been raised by them, noone had the heart to tell Peewee that even though he was similarly marked, he was in no way, shape or form a GSP!
This is what happens when Hollywood celebs take up hunting.
E for effort atleast.
You think I may be hung low, just imagine how that poor lab feels that I took this from.
You did it! Why the long face?
It's pronounced DUCKS-und, and yes, it IS a retrieving breed.
He thought he'd proven himself returning the bumper. Little did he know, it was his owner's ear plug.
Too bad Ned Beatty didn't have this for protection.
is this yours by any chance? i found it in myback yard when my owners were eating a veagan lunch. can i live with you?
I'm faster than you.
I can make ya a real good deal on this little retriever. And he's great at flushing and pointing too. Just make sure you don't get off the fairway.
Oh yeah! My owner can toss me further than you can jump in the water, with one hand tied against his back, up wind, in the snow, both ways!
"Someday I'll be like the rest of them.........I hope anyway...."
John
when we go out, i get to hold the shotgun!
who knew the rope would make that end so much heavier?
What? You tell girls size doesn't matter all the time!
Your sign on the lawn said "Help Wanted - Speak to the Manager".
Finally it dawned on ol' slim that the boys were not laughing with him, they were laughing at him.
he may look cute and cuddly but hes actually a very viscous killer
"Say please"
Full price?! I've never paid full price in all my life! Ok, do you accept this bumper as a coupon?
Alright, who ordered large, orange bumper with extra rope?
Does it look like I'm a retriever
I'v got a brain for birds and a bod for laps
On scout honor, I’ve found it thrown in the shallow corner of the pool and I didn’t think anyone want it. Honest!
Don’t wor-r-r-y about what the front desk thinks. The voucher clearly says, "limit one per doggy".
"I really don't know why you thought I couldn't out retrieve that lab."
"This thing is boring. I say we just go out and show those real birds who's top dog!"
Look, I was not heckling them. I swear it! Ok, ok, maybe a little...
But this label said “fragile, do not drop”!
Oh, com'on now. Don't give me those sad eyes,...please?
I called Oliver, not Oscar...ok?
Please, I can do this all day.
new hybrid retriever shallow draft model.
See, I can retrieve the bumber, handle the cold, anything you want, but for the love of god please do not enter me in another weiner dog race.
man if i keep this up ill be ready for opening day
Fahr Schnell, I need more bumpers, Auchtung Schnell, your lab can't keep up, keep throwing, Schnell. Who are you calling a Wiener?
Good things come in small packages
All my doxin does is point!
It's a mustard/ketchup mix bottle?!?!... they said it was a toy! What are you implying? that i'm a weiner dog?
Soon to come, pictures from this year's Canadian Goose hunt. Little Oscar Meyer made his pops proud, especially with his water retrieves.
"Enough of this wimpy stuff I want to go chase bears!!"
You do know the more you make me chase this, the more you will pay in the end.
Great, are you happy with yourself now? I told you not to bite the peanut farmer.
Now you have to suck on that Tylenol pill until it wears off.
"Go ahead....make my day."
"Got a light?"
"It's not funny! I'm still waiting on a growth spirt!"
"I can't find the squeaker in this stupid toy!"
"Dummy? Dummy? Who you callin' a dummy?"
" you are so lucky i don't have thumbs"
Of course, I'm walking this back to you. You shouldn't run with things in your mouth. I did that last time and look what happened!
I swallowed the last one of these he threw, and boy is it gonna hurt when it passes!
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I think I'm a lab I think I'm a lab! I can do this!
"Little dog, big additude!"
"All this lifting has wore me out, time for a nap."
The blacklab keeps picking me up as the bumper..now its my turn!
I'm not much for deep water but if that duck goes down a hole I'm your dog!
Wait a minute...this isn't a weiner...
Little frame.....BIG HEART!!!
Look ma what i found!
Did mommy loose something?
Tie a rope on it and retrieve it youyrself.dammit..
If you don't want it, tell me and I'll stop fetching it for ya!
DO YOU realize how short my legs are!!! Stop throwing so damn far, will ya!%
One of the pups in my litter looked like this dude. Long and no legs?? Guess mom and dad are related..
Ok how's this for a trade - you drop the biscuits and I'll drop this orange thing... it's kinda heavy now...
Easy Set Pools
"What, you don't think I can do it?"
Instead of him swimming out to retrieve, I just throw him like a football...the spiral kind of gets to him though.
Nice pool cover.
I heard their looking for a new star for Baywatch!
This thing Smells like your girlfriend has been playing with it???
By the way, I wouldn't have that "Duck Call", either. I make the finest classic calls, and there is no comparison.
"This Photo, Like Many Others, Does Not Belong In Field and Stream." It promotes idiotic behavior and inappropriate remarks. There are already too many people getting off the subject.
Also, you either need to let Pritch sleep in your bed or get her a companion. I have deduced that you are a total newbie, but this is something that every dawg handler knows.
The fact that F&S has a dawg editor shows that at least part of your heart is in the right place.
I used to read this mag for the Northeast hunting articles. And the Northern Lakes articles.
The onliest thing missing is the articles about outdoor sports in the West.
Hunting in the Rockies.
And Fishing on the West Coast.
We don't need comic-book articles about no Kick-dawgz.
"This is a Disgrace and a Total Mockery of What This Magazine Used To Be."
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