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March 30, 2010

Gear Giveaway: Last Week's Winner & This Week's Prize

By Colin Kearns

We had a huge response to the first Generation Wild Gear Giveaway, with 120 guesses at the species of the fish in the photo. The answer is black crappie, which several of you guessed correctly. But because we're nice, we also included those of you who guessed "crappie" and "white crappie" into the pot for the prize. And after this morning's drawing, the winner is...

...Postman89! Congrats. E-mail your address to generationwild@gmail.com, and we'll send you the Fishpond Microtrash Container.

Now, onto this week's contest. Just in time for spring turkey season, we've got a great prize geared toward our female readers (OK, guys, you can participate, too): a Quaker Girl Hurricane box call. (A portion of the proceeds from Quaker Boy's "Quaker Girl" products will be donated in support of breast cancer awareness, hence the pink.) Here's how you can win it:

A couple of weeks ago, Phil Bourjaily shared a hilarious video of a yelping hen on the Gun Nut (see video below). Your task is to translate this hen's non-stop yelping into English. The funniest translation wins.

So, watch the video, channel your inner-hen, and share your best translation in the comments section.

Good luck!

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

…and I cannot BELIEVE the mess you left in the roost this morning all of those J-shaped droppings are disgusting and just WHO do you think is gonna clean up this mess you don't live with your mother anymore mister although it might be better if you moved right back in with her since you never quite got around to cutting those apron strings you big momma's boy oh and another thing when are you gonna have a talk with the girls because they've been hanging around with those good for nothing jakes for days on end and where are you? Like I was saying the garage is a mess and you spend all of your time…

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from jscottevans wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

All I heard was "Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, som'in som'in som'in."

The Duke-Purdue game was on and I really wasn't paying attention.

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from gman3186 wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

i think she said....HAHAHA ITS GOBBLER SEASON AND YOU CANT SHOOT ME HAHAHA IM GONNA SIT HERE FOR AWHILE AND SHOW YOU WHAT YOU CANT HAVE HAHAHAHA

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

All I know, the call he was making was "I'm a moron in camo!!!" "Run away!!!"

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from jbird wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Haven't you got it through your head yet that I'm TICKED OFF!! Oop, there's my boyfriend, C-YA!

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from BrigMarine wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

What is going on! I wake up and everyone is gone. What kind of nonsense is this. Just because I decided to sleep in a few extra mins you guys decide to leave. I hear one of you, wait till I get to you! Where are you? Now im really pissed and im just gonna call in all the coyotes to push you out of the woods. O wait there is the man I was looking for, see you guys have fun with the coyotes!

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from deerstalker wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Honey where are you? Who's that other girl I hear? You better not be trying anything buster you hear that? This is my house and my rules and you sure ain't having no other gals over here without my knowing. Come on now, this isn't funny where did you go? Well it doesn't matter, your other girl is so loud I can find you myself. I know your hear somewhere...Oh my gosh your ugly...HONEY!!! where are you there's an ugly thingy over here..ahhh!!!

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from Brutus3542 wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I just made a complete fool of myself infront of Tom. He's gonna think I'm such a loser. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. . . . well at least I still have jake, yeah I still have jake, no worries

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from aspen wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

What happens when you upset a woman

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from atawalleye wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Can’t believe what happen yesterday, and on my most important night of all roost.
I hope you better be hiding Tom.
Wait till I get my wing on that tie of yours.
You gonna be sorry. Are you hearing me Tom? And that Wendy popping her chest out like that. I hope both of you will be happy with each other cause if I find you, I am going to arrange some of feathers. And..oh is Tom with you. No? Cause if he’s hiding with you, I will come over..No? Ok I was just checking..Tom, I see you running across the field. You better keep running mister..

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from deerkid wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

get ready toms right behind me. This is what he deserves for cheating with another hen I hope you wound him so I can cuss him out later

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from Nebraskahunter18 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

Come on guys this isnt funny whered everybody go,hey who's the other thing sounds like somethings dieing.

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from fisherman wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

I just LOVE hearing the sound of my own voice!

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from fisher girl wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

HEY HEY HEY SHUTUP ALREADY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE MY BEUTY NAP AND YOU'RE YELLING. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT.... SHUTUP, JUST SHUTUP. TOM WILL BE HOME ANYTIME NOW AND I NEED TO LOOK MY BEST. WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP...... I BET YOU'RE JUST JELOUS OF ME. NOW SHUTUP YOU HEAR. WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ANNOYING.........................................................................................

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from Fruguy101 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

Ok, boys, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you, so listen up. The next time any one of you messes around with a call girl is gonna get busted. My last four boyfriends got caught, and now where are they, all dressed up and nowhere to go but down.

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

All right you good lookin tom where are you. I have been yelping for 10 minutes now, please give me an answer. Please give me something cutie.

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from muskiemaster wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

who do you think you are, you wake up every morning and go to work and expect me to clean up after you! then you get home and sit down to watch the basketball game there's more to this relationship than just mating every spring and you go walk off to pick your grit, how do you think I feel having to spend my time sitting on this nest during the spring then feed 10 whiny little mouths and have to deal with these idiots running through the woods trying to kill all my friends, you must be crazy.

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from iowahunter18 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

It doesn't matter what she said cause the toms and jakes probably weren't listening and blocked her out. At least that's what I'd do if I were a turkey.

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from iowahunter18 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

Sounds like my mom.

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from TAM9492 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

I've been carrying these eggs all over the place! My back back hurts and everything I wear makes me look fat! I eat everything in sight! I knew I shouldn't have fell for that sweet-talker Tom! He was soooo hansome and nice, but my mom warned me about his type! Now look where it got me!

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from fishy man wrote 2 years 5 weeks ago

What you are hearing is her still talking before she relized everyone else left.

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from primmer wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I'm HERE,, I'm Here ...Where are you.....I'm HERE I'M HERE HEY DUMMY I'M HERE

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from ILBassin wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

typical jakes and toms they never clean up after themselves. ugggh y do i bother.

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from jscottevans wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

All I heard was "Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, som'in som'in som'in."

The Duke-Purdue game was on and I really wasn't paying attention.

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

…and I cannot BELIEVE the mess you left in the roost this morning all of those J-shaped droppings are disgusting and just WHO do you think is gonna clean up this mess you don't live with your mother anymore mister although it might be better if you moved right back in with her since you never quite got around to cutting those apron strings you big momma's boy oh and another thing when are you gonna have a talk with the girls because they've been hanging around with those good for nothing jakes for days on end and where are you? Like I was saying the garage is a mess and you spend all of your time…

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from jbird wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Haven't you got it through your head yet that I'm TICKED OFF!! Oop, there's my boyfriend, C-YA!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from BrigMarine wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

What is going on! I wake up and everyone is gone. What kind of nonsense is this. Just because I decided to sleep in a few extra mins you guys decide to leave. I hear one of you, wait till I get to you! Where are you? Now im really pissed and im just gonna call in all the coyotes to push you out of the woods. O wait there is the man I was looking for, see you guys have fun with the coyotes!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from deerstalker wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Honey where are you? Who's that other girl I hear? You better not be trying anything buster you hear that? This is my house and my rules and you sure ain't having no other gals over here without my knowing. Come on now, this isn't funny where did you go? Well it doesn't matter, your other girl is so loud I can find you myself. I know your hear somewhere...Oh my gosh your ugly...HONEY!!! where are you there's an ugly thingy over here..ahhh!!!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from atawalleye wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Can’t believe what happen yesterday, and on my most important night of all roost.
I hope you better be hiding Tom.
Wait till I get my wing on that tie of yours.
You gonna be sorry. Are you hearing me Tom? And that Wendy popping her chest out like that. I hope both of you will be happy with each other cause if I find you, I am going to arrange some of feathers. And..oh is Tom with you. No? Cause if he’s hiding with you, I will come over..No? Ok I was just checking..Tom, I see you running across the field. You better keep running mister..

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from gman3186 wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

i think she said....HAHAHA ITS GOBBLER SEASON AND YOU CANT SHOOT ME HAHAHA IM GONNA SIT HERE FOR AWHILE AND SHOW YOU WHAT YOU CANT HAVE HAHAHAHA

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from Brutus3542 wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I just made a complete fool of myself infront of Tom. He's gonna think I'm such a loser. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. . . . well at least I still have jake, yeah I still have jake, no worries

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from aspen wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

What happens when you upset a woman

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from deerkid wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

get ready toms right behind me. This is what he deserves for cheating with another hen I hope you wound him so I can cuss him out later

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nebraskahunter18 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

Come on guys this isnt funny whered everybody go,hey who's the other thing sounds like somethings dieing.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from fisherman wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

I just LOVE hearing the sound of my own voice!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from fisher girl wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

HEY HEY HEY SHUTUP ALREADY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE MY BEUTY NAP AND YOU'RE YELLING. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT.... SHUTUP, JUST SHUTUP. TOM WILL BE HOME ANYTIME NOW AND I NEED TO LOOK MY BEST. WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP...... I BET YOU'RE JUST JELOUS OF ME. NOW SHUTUP YOU HEAR. WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ANNOYING.........................................................................................

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from TAM9492 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

I've been carrying these eggs all over the place! My back back hurts and everything I wear makes me look fat! I eat everything in sight! I knew I shouldn't have fell for that sweet-talker Tom! He was soooo hansome and nice, but my mom warned me about his type! Now look where it got me!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

All I know, the call he was making was "I'm a moron in camo!!!" "Run away!!!"

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Fruguy101 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

Ok, boys, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you, so listen up. The next time any one of you messes around with a call girl is gonna get busted. My last four boyfriends got caught, and now where are they, all dressed up and nowhere to go but down.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

All right you good lookin tom where are you. I have been yelping for 10 minutes now, please give me an answer. Please give me something cutie.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from muskiemaster wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

who do you think you are, you wake up every morning and go to work and expect me to clean up after you! then you get home and sit down to watch the basketball game there's more to this relationship than just mating every spring and you go walk off to pick your grit, how do you think I feel having to spend my time sitting on this nest during the spring then feed 10 whiny little mouths and have to deal with these idiots running through the woods trying to kill all my friends, you must be crazy.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from iowahunter18 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

It doesn't matter what she said cause the toms and jakes probably weren't listening and blocked her out. At least that's what I'd do if I were a turkey.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from iowahunter18 wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

Sounds like my mom.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from fishy man wrote 2 years 5 weeks ago

What you are hearing is her still talking before she relized everyone else left.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from primmer wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I'm HERE,, I'm Here ...Where are you.....I'm HERE I'M HERE HEY DUMMY I'M HERE

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from ILBassin wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

typical jakes and toms they never clean up after themselves. ugggh y do i bother.

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