Perhaps you've become a stone-cold tofu "killa". I know you hate the poor grammer but you "Gotta" get the lingo down.

The bleeding tofu will give the peta folks fits!

man the only thing that tofu is good for is selling it to the japanese we grow soybeans. soybeans should be going it to cattle feed (yes i have cattle to a shorthorn steer to be exact) not some vegitarian crap from what i heard it dont tasste that good ethire but i aint going to risk it

Think a tofu buck is elusive? Try bagging a hummus hartebeest.

Who'd of thought it would be so much fun to hunt tofu with Uzis and grenade launchers.

Thanks Chad, you just erased 5 hours of my life because I HAD to beat the game and win every single weapon. Actually, I still have to get 110,000 points on safari so that I can win the bazooka. Back to wasting my life...

i had my doubts but man that was fun! if my 4 year old finds that, im screwed! she loves hunting things.

Not fond of the tofu, but seitan is really good done right, Not to diss a nice marbled steak but Hey I like seitan...ain't no soybeans involved just wheat gluten.
I ain't interested in the silly game, I am avoiding all video games till the technology gets better, I want VR! Until I get really good affordable VR, I'll stick with reality. I'm a Capricorn anyway, we don't "do" games.

I'm having trouble getting to the arctic level or past the first one. I racked up a good 60,000 some points and unlocked all the weapons. best weapon combo would have to be blow gun and bazooka.