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July 20, 2010

Bourjaily: Failing to Become a Shooting Legend

By Philip Bourjaily

Recently Dave wrote a fine post about how to become a shooting legend. To review, what you do is:

1. Make a great shot in front of at least one witness
2. Say, “Ho-hum” as if you shoot that way all the time.
3. Let the witness(es) talk, and watch your legend grow.

Last week I threw away the only chance I’ve ever had to become a legend. A number of our high school trap shooters were at the club getting a tuneup for the Scholastic Clay Target Program Nationals. Before a round started I walked up to one of the kids on the line. “Let me see your gun,” I asked him.

I have been practicing my hip-shooting lately (the simple trick to it will be revealed on one of this season’s final “Gun Nuts” episodes). While I can now break about half the straightaway targets launched from directly in front of me, I’ve never tried anything as difficult as a bird from an oscillating trap 16 yards away.

I dropped a shell in the gun, called “pull” and – to my complete astonishment -- broke a hard right angle from Post 5, from the hip, in front of the whole squad.

For an instant my mind flashed on Dave’s advice. I thought of giving the kid his gun back and sauntering off the line like it was no big deal for me to make that shot. But, high school kids spend way too much time trying to act bored and cool already. I’m always telling them it’s okay to have fun when you’re shooting and that it’s important to enjoy your successes. Besides, I was thrilled. In the name practicing what I preach I did what I wanted to do anyway: I jumped around like some idiot contestant on “The Price is Right.” I went down the trap line high-fiving everyone. I came dangerously close to doing the Worm.* So passed my chance to become a legend.

*for the finest example ever of the Worm danced in triumph, watch this to the end.

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from etexan wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I'm not a golfer but 'You da man!', Phil.

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from Bellringer wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Not cool Phil

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

PB,

15 seconds of fame...shoulda just left it at that.

Not many of us get that "second chance" at being a legend.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I remember that day at a turkey shoot at a trap range, called pull, the bird flew and at that instant the lady behind me said it wasn't my turn, I quickly unloaded the one round and turned to step back then she said, I'm sorry it is your turn. I quickly turned with my Marlin 120 and smoked the clay.

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from Beekeeper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Ouch...

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Great shot Phil. Though I will not reccommend tackeling a naked man. Not the type of legend you want to me remembered for.

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from grant77 wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

way to go bertie bee! oh and nice shoot phill

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from wgp wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Maybe you should have frowned and muttered something like,"Dang, I was trying to hit the back edge of the bird, not the front edge...maybe next time" and walked off with your head down.

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from hi_tail wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Becoming a shooting legend is not an easy task. You have much to learn young grasshopper...

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from yohan wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Just means your my definitioon of good guy Mr>Bourjaily.

Anytime I ever amaze myself,.
by any act L committe intentionlly or un-.

I m usually laughing for a week after,. at the idea
someone might thing I do it on a regular basis.

Good one !

But better to stay away from "NEKID" men running
around an athletic field : )

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from KJ wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

This one made me laugh right out loud. You know you are really cool when you are alright with being uncool. Nice job.

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from Steve in Virginia wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Perhaps different rules on cool apply for incredible feats with a shotgun vs. rifle?

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Phil, got a question for'ya, if you straddled a 3 foot rattlesnake all coiled up, the head is in strike position and your rifle is on your shoulder, your 3 hours to the nearest pavement and you only had one choice was to fall straight bag and as your body obtained a 45 degree angle you quick draw your Ruger 44 Mag Super Blackhawk and from the hip shoot the snake at the base of its head and 3 other places on its body with no harm to yourself, what would you call it?

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Glad Phil didn't do the worm, be my luck someone walked there poodle through there!

But I got to say, I'm impressed!

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from jbird wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

You can still be a legend in your own mind Phil, you definitely won't be lonely on this site;)

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

jbird, that was below the belt!

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from focusfront wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

ClayCooper;

I'd call it bad luck. I'd say, "Man, too bad there was nobody here to see that shot, because nobody will believe me if I tell them about it."

To quote Malcolm, "Life is unfair."

My best shot ever was done in front of my (deceased) brother. From about 40 yards I shot out the nickle sized piece of blue stained glass that comprised the tail part of the arrow shaped weather vane on top our garage. Open sights, Daisy BB gun, one shot. I was eight at the time; I don't think my dad let me touch another gun until I was about fourteen. Sometimes its best not to have a crowd.

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from jamesti wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

sorry, phil. you will never get another chance like that.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

focusfront

I had witnesses! When they turned to see what and where the shot came from, I was on my back covered by one hell of a dust cloud. They asked if I was ok, I don't know, just straddled a snake. Before I knew it, they had my boots and pants off checking if I was hit!

Been shaken up before, but this is ranked up on the top 10 list!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

focusfront

Impossible is possible!

A 7 year old kid wanted to bust at a seagull flying in orbit overhead with a 410. The Father looked up and it was way up there and knowing the kid was shooting 2 3/4 with 7 1/2 shot said go for it!

BOOM!

DAMN!

Down came the Seagull!

TIME TO LEAVE!

Who would ever thought!!

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from jamesti wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

good thing to teach your kid.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

focusfront

Here is a Fella Paul T. who can write a novel on me, NO JOKE! He was actually been dar and witnessed allot from 79 to 86 of my crazy antics! He was part of our Gang, he even placed 2nd on a 1000 yard match and to shoot, had to count how many black dots down range, left to right 16 and boom!, Impossible is possible!

luv2cruise47@yahoo.com

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

jamesti

Call it, The back firing go ahead and shoot and shut up kid scenario!

They both learned a lesson, not to try that again!

O'by the way, the Seagull survived and took back to the air 5 weeks later!

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Well Phil if it makes you feel any better I can't keep cool when I pull off a lucky shot either; The KID in me always takes over and blows my chance to become a legend too!

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from Jeff270 wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

When I was a kid, around 12, We use to love shooting cottontails out of the garden. My older brother and I would take turns. The garden was about 150yds from the back door. One evening I went to check the garden and there was a rabbit in it. I ran back to the house and grabbed the .22. My brother, who is 5 yrs older started yelling that it was his turn to shoot. I knew he would take the gun from me so as soon as I got outside, I threw up the gun and fired at the rabbit which was a good 100yds away. I hit him right in the noggin! My brother looked at me and said "Holy $h!t". Then punched me for awhile.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

They'll be telling that story to their grandkids. And, besides, you got to enjoy it with a great bunch of kids.

Mine came when I was at a rifle range with only two other guys and the range officer. Thy asked me if I was ready to go downrange to change targets. I said, "Give me a minute," and quickly emptied 5 shots out of my rifle ... into a half inch group, while one of the guys watched through a spotting scope. I saw him look at me out of the corner of my eye. I never changed expression and just walked down range and picked up my target. Then I switched to another rifle.

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from Carney wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

That is just shameful. And having been taught so well just a week before... tsk tsk tsk.

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from Gritz wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I have had my moments like this. But instead of enjoying the excellence it goes something more like this:
Make the shot and play it cool.
Begin to walk away with a smile.
Cocky kid smugly mumbles, "Bet you couldn't do that again."
I keep my cool and walk back to the plate.
Completely miss the next shot.
Take a second to compose myself and, like and idiot, continue to embarrass myself.
After the fourth shot I get desperate and trying to force the shot end up shooting myself in the foot.

Just for the record, I do not shoot skeet, but just an example and I think many people would know just how it feels.

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from focusfront wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Clay Cooper:

I bow.

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from nc30-06 wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Clay, who doesn't like you. I had to give you one back. Amazing things happen when the old adrenalin kicks in, and snakes can cause it to flow.

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from elmer f. wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

what are you going to do. you have to be yourself. so what, you passed up a chance to be a fake. it is probably better that way anyway. because if you are a legend, and a point comes when you HAVE to make a great shot in front of witnesses, and you blow it. they will all know that you were a fake from the beginning. then you will find out what cold shoulders are all about!

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from Jere Smith wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Mr Gritz is this you?

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=11815

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Hehe, the talk of shooting rabbits reminded me about when I lived in Linwood NJ, now NJ is no friend to gun nuts to start with and Linwood even more so.
Where I lived was in one of those "developments" type areas, house after house all looking like it was from the same mold, with a patch of grass out front and and another out back with a narrow strip between the houses.
We had a strip of trees out back and a commercial development just beyond. Needless to say no one hunted the area, well, almost no one. ;-)

Picked off many rabbits and squirrels in the backyard there over the years, only shooting when a tree trunk was behind the target so I knew where the bullet stopped, snipering them from inside my house thru an open window to contain most of the sound from the 22.

I'd shoot then wait about 15 minutes and send Kelly, our Irish Setter, out back to retrieve it. Kelly was trained for directed retrieves, so it was easy to stand at the back door and tell her to "get it" pointing in the animal's direction, she would find it and bring it back in. God I miss that dog..........

Even got one rabbit with bow and arrow, was target practicing with the bow and an un-lucky bunny happened by. First and only small game I've taken by bow, and at about 30 yds. Have shot at a few squirrels during Deer season but never quite connected. However planting an arrow in the ground right under a squirrel's belly is a funny show in it's self!

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I am usually not that impressed with myself. Been making remarkable shots since I was 8. Way to go Phil! I don't EVER shoot from the waist. I think the wardance was well deserved...

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Moishe

Bo Gritz is a renegade and a liar. About half the SF stuff published about him is his own fabrication and eith unverifiable or discredited. He was not a Colonel either. Lieutenant "Telephone" Colonel was his highest rank held. I don't think the boy is all there.

Lots of reports and contradictions of his alledged exploits out there.

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from Bella wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Gee it is transmutable AND undiluted? Wow! Transmutable into which elements?
I think everybody ought to have the "that's how it's done, sonny" experience at least once. Mine was when I knocked a tree down with my slug gun!

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from Nycflyangler wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Don't try that in Utah. Seagulls are protected. You can't shoot them. When I was in school out there they used to brazenly come right up to people on the quad and steal their sandwiches from them right out of their hands.

Clay Cooper wrote:

"A 7 year old kid wanted to bust at a seagull flying in orbit overhead with a 410. The Father looked up and it was way up there and knowing the kid was shooting 2 3/4 with 7 1/2 shot said go for it! BOOM! DAMN! Down came the Seagull! TIME TO LEAVE! Who would ever thought!!"

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from Jere Smith wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

WAM I met Bo once and agree entirely.

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from Nycflyangler wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

This happened to a friend of mine.

He was a new 2nd Lt, who had volunteered to go to Vietnam and was assigned to a medical unit.

Being a professional, he didn't have to go through basic training, but they were giving him and some others a run through on the M16. The whole 'what to do if you're overrun, so you don't get captured' thing.

He's a small guy, about five four and under one fifty. When they get to the shooting from a crouch part, he fires, the recoil knocks backward and over he goes, arse over teakettle, spraying an entire magazine on full auto as he went, waving the rifle around in the air on a rifle range full of people.

The noncom giving him the training just about had a shite hemorrhage. I guess it *did* make him a shooting legend though.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

nycflyangler

An M-16 even on full auto does not have enough recoil to knock a nine year old over. Me thinks your friend embellished it a wee bit...

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from anoldsniper wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Not sure the point is to become a legend in your own mind or that of others. The point is to KNOW you can always hit your target without the benefit of a bench/shooting stick or audiance

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

anoldsniper

Amen, bro. Never take a shot you can't make

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from Nycflyangler wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

@WA Mtnhunter

I doubt it. It's pretty damned embarrassing thing to have happen. Not the type of thing you make up to tell people about.

Now if it were a story about a 1000 yard snap shot with a .38 revolver that killed a ten point buck cold, I'd be the first one to be calling bulls*hit.

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from jbird wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

You can still be a legend in your own mind Phil, you definitely won't be lonely on this site;)

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Well Phil if it makes you feel any better I can't keep cool when I pull off a lucky shot either; The KID in me always takes over and blows my chance to become a legend too!

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from Carney wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

That is just shameful. And having been taught so well just a week before... tsk tsk tsk.

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from Gritz wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I have had my moments like this. But instead of enjoying the excellence it goes something more like this:
Make the shot and play it cool.
Begin to walk away with a smile.
Cocky kid smugly mumbles, "Bet you couldn't do that again."
I keep my cool and walk back to the plate.
Completely miss the next shot.
Take a second to compose myself and, like and idiot, continue to embarrass myself.
After the fourth shot I get desperate and trying to force the shot end up shooting myself in the foot.

Just for the record, I do not shoot skeet, but just an example and I think many people would know just how it feels.

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from focusfront wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Clay Cooper:

I bow.

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from Bellringer wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Not cool Phil

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from grant77 wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

way to go bertie bee! oh and nice shoot phill

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from hi_tail wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Becoming a shooting legend is not an easy task. You have much to learn young grasshopper...

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from KJ wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

This one made me laugh right out loud. You know you are really cool when you are alright with being uncool. Nice job.

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from focusfront wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

ClayCooper;

I'd call it bad luck. I'd say, "Man, too bad there was nobody here to see that shot, because nobody will believe me if I tell them about it."

To quote Malcolm, "Life is unfair."

My best shot ever was done in front of my (deceased) brother. From about 40 yards I shot out the nickle sized piece of blue stained glass that comprised the tail part of the arrow shaped weather vane on top our garage. Open sights, Daisy BB gun, one shot. I was eight at the time; I don't think my dad let me touch another gun until I was about fourteen. Sometimes its best not to have a crowd.

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from jamesti wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

sorry, phil. you will never get another chance like that.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

They'll be telling that story to their grandkids. And, besides, you got to enjoy it with a great bunch of kids.

Mine came when I was at a rifle range with only two other guys and the range officer. Thy asked me if I was ready to go downrange to change targets. I said, "Give me a minute," and quickly emptied 5 shots out of my rifle ... into a half inch group, while one of the guys watched through a spotting scope. I saw him look at me out of the corner of my eye. I never changed expression and just walked down range and picked up my target. Then I switched to another rifle.

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from nc30-06 wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Clay, who doesn't like you. I had to give you one back. Amazing things happen when the old adrenalin kicks in, and snakes can cause it to flow.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

PB,

15 seconds of fame...shoulda just left it at that.

Not many of us get that "second chance" at being a legend.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I remember that day at a turkey shoot at a trap range, called pull, the bird flew and at that instant the lady behind me said it wasn't my turn, I quickly unloaded the one round and turned to step back then she said, I'm sorry it is your turn. I quickly turned with my Marlin 120 and smoked the clay.

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from Beekeeper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Ouch...

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Great shot Phil. Though I will not reccommend tackeling a naked man. Not the type of legend you want to me remembered for.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Phil, got a question for'ya, if you straddled a 3 foot rattlesnake all coiled up, the head is in strike position and your rifle is on your shoulder, your 3 hours to the nearest pavement and you only had one choice was to fall straight bag and as your body obtained a 45 degree angle you quick draw your Ruger 44 Mag Super Blackhawk and from the hip shoot the snake at the base of its head and 3 other places on its body with no harm to yourself, what would you call it?

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Glad Phil didn't do the worm, be my luck someone walked there poodle through there!

But I got to say, I'm impressed!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

jbird, that was below the belt!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

focusfront

I had witnesses! When they turned to see what and where the shot came from, I was on my back covered by one hell of a dust cloud. They asked if I was ok, I don't know, just straddled a snake. Before I knew it, they had my boots and pants off checking if I was hit!

Been shaken up before, but this is ranked up on the top 10 list!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

focusfront

Impossible is possible!

A 7 year old kid wanted to bust at a seagull flying in orbit overhead with a 410. The Father looked up and it was way up there and knowing the kid was shooting 2 3/4 with 7 1/2 shot said go for it!

BOOM!

DAMN!

Down came the Seagull!

TIME TO LEAVE!

Who would ever thought!!

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from jamesti wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

good thing to teach your kid.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

jamesti

Call it, The back firing go ahead and shoot and shut up kid scenario!

They both learned a lesson, not to try that again!

O'by the way, the Seagull survived and took back to the air 5 weeks later!

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from Jeff270 wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

When I was a kid, around 12, We use to love shooting cottontails out of the garden. My older brother and I would take turns. The garden was about 150yds from the back door. One evening I went to check the garden and there was a rabbit in it. I ran back to the house and grabbed the .22. My brother, who is 5 yrs older started yelling that it was his turn to shoot. I knew he would take the gun from me so as soon as I got outside, I threw up the gun and fired at the rabbit which was a good 100yds away. I hit him right in the noggin! My brother looked at me and said "Holy $h!t". Then punched me for awhile.

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from elmer f. wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

what are you going to do. you have to be yourself. so what, you passed up a chance to be a fake. it is probably better that way anyway. because if you are a legend, and a point comes when you HAVE to make a great shot in front of witnesses, and you blow it. they will all know that you were a fake from the beginning. then you will find out what cold shoulders are all about!

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from Zermoid wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Hehe, the talk of shooting rabbits reminded me about when I lived in Linwood NJ, now NJ is no friend to gun nuts to start with and Linwood even more so.
Where I lived was in one of those "developments" type areas, house after house all looking like it was from the same mold, with a patch of grass out front and and another out back with a narrow strip between the houses.
We had a strip of trees out back and a commercial development just beyond. Needless to say no one hunted the area, well, almost no one. ;-)

Picked off many rabbits and squirrels in the backyard there over the years, only shooting when a tree trunk was behind the target so I knew where the bullet stopped, snipering them from inside my house thru an open window to contain most of the sound from the 22.

I'd shoot then wait about 15 minutes and send Kelly, our Irish Setter, out back to retrieve it. Kelly was trained for directed retrieves, so it was easy to stand at the back door and tell her to "get it" pointing in the animal's direction, she would find it and bring it back in. God I miss that dog..........

Even got one rabbit with bow and arrow, was target practicing with the bow and an un-lucky bunny happened by. First and only small game I've taken by bow, and at about 30 yds. Have shot at a few squirrels during Deer season but never quite connected. However planting an arrow in the ground right under a squirrel's belly is a funny show in it's self!

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Moishe

Bo Gritz is a renegade and a liar. About half the SF stuff published about him is his own fabrication and eith unverifiable or discredited. He was not a Colonel either. Lieutenant "Telephone" Colonel was his highest rank held. I don't think the boy is all there.

Lots of reports and contradictions of his alledged exploits out there.

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from Jere Smith wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

WAM I met Bo once and agree entirely.

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from Nycflyangler wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

This happened to a friend of mine.

He was a new 2nd Lt, who had volunteered to go to Vietnam and was assigned to a medical unit.

Being a professional, he didn't have to go through basic training, but they were giving him and some others a run through on the M16. The whole 'what to do if you're overrun, so you don't get captured' thing.

He's a small guy, about five four and under one fifty. When they get to the shooting from a crouch part, he fires, the recoil knocks backward and over he goes, arse over teakettle, spraying an entire magazine on full auto as he went, waving the rifle around in the air on a rifle range full of people.

The noncom giving him the training just about had a shite hemorrhage. I guess it *did* make him a shooting legend though.

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from etexan wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I'm not a golfer but 'You da man!', Phil.

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from wgp wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Maybe you should have frowned and muttered something like,"Dang, I was trying to hit the back edge of the bird, not the front edge...maybe next time" and walked off with your head down.

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from yohan wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Just means your my definitioon of good guy Mr>Bourjaily.

Anytime I ever amaze myself,.
by any act L committe intentionlly or un-.

I m usually laughing for a week after,. at the idea
someone might thing I do it on a regular basis.

Good one !

But better to stay away from "NEKID" men running
around an athletic field : )

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from Steve in Virginia wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Perhaps different rules on cool apply for incredible feats with a shotgun vs. rifle?

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

focusfront

Here is a Fella Paul T. who can write a novel on me, NO JOKE! He was actually been dar and witnessed allot from 79 to 86 of my crazy antics! He was part of our Gang, he even placed 2nd on a 1000 yard match and to shoot, had to count how many black dots down range, left to right 16 and boom!, Impossible is possible!

luv2cruise47@yahoo.com

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from Jere Smith wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

Mr Gritz is this you?

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=11815

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 1 year 44 weeks ago

I am usually not that impressed with myself. Been making remarkable shots since I was 8. Way to go Phil! I don't EVER shoot from the waist. I think the wardance was well deserved...

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from Bella wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Gee it is transmutable AND undiluted? Wow! Transmutable into which elements?
I think everybody ought to have the "that's how it's done, sonny" experience at least once. Mine was when I knocked a tree down with my slug gun!

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from Nycflyangler wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Don't try that in Utah. Seagulls are protected. You can't shoot them. When I was in school out there they used to brazenly come right up to people on the quad and steal their sandwiches from them right out of their hands.

Clay Cooper wrote:

"A 7 year old kid wanted to bust at a seagull flying in orbit overhead with a 410. The Father looked up and it was way up there and knowing the kid was shooting 2 3/4 with 7 1/2 shot said go for it! BOOM! DAMN! Down came the Seagull! TIME TO LEAVE! Who would ever thought!!"

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

nycflyangler

An M-16 even on full auto does not have enough recoil to knock a nine year old over. Me thinks your friend embellished it a wee bit...

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from anoldsniper wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

Not sure the point is to become a legend in your own mind or that of others. The point is to KNOW you can always hit your target without the benefit of a bench/shooting stick or audiance

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 1 year 43 weeks ago

anoldsniper

Amen, bro. Never take a shot you can't make

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from Nycflyangler wrote 1 year 38 weeks ago

@WA Mtnhunter

I doubt it. It's pretty damned embarrassing thing to have happen. Not the type of thing you make up to tell people about.

Now if it were a story about a 1000 yard snap shot with a .38 revolver that killed a ten point buck cold, I'd be the first one to be calling bulls*hit.

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