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July 21, 2010
Hurteau: Write a Caption, Win Some Deer Calls
By Dave Hurteau
So I’ve been thinking about how I can get you guys to do more of my work. Deeter and Romano at FlyTalk have you writing captions a couple times a month. Wild Chef Colin Kearns has you forking over secret family turkey recipes. And over at Man’s Best Friend, DiBenedetto has you writing captions, submitting photos, and filling out forms for crying out loud. You’re going to be in charge of Pritch’s poop chart soon—and the damndest thing is that you’re going to like it.
Why can’t I think of stuff like that?
Then it hit me: I’m working too hard trying to work less hard. All I have to do is steal from these guys. So here’s a picture. Write me some captions, would you? And try to keep it clean. (Or don’t. Either way, really.)
Seriously, whoever writes the best caption will win some fancy new deer calls. Exactly what deer calls I can’t say just now, but don’t worry; something’s bound to turn up next time I clean my office. Both deer in the picture, by the way, are bucks.
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Comments (125)
"Ok Ok.. Now turn around and wait.. Teach this clown to try to catch our antlers on film!!"
Hey, lets moon this trail cam
"Thats what she said!"
Does this lighting make my butt look big?
If we dont look it can't see us.
Come here often?
This would be a lot easier if ours antlers weren't stuck toghether !
"Hey Bambi - remember the time Thumper told the joke and you laughed so hard corn came out of your nose?"
"The north country hosts a variety of ways to poach deer. Shown are two bucks lodged in the crotch of the same tree while feeding at a bait pile. The deer will be fed and cared for in this whitetail stanchion until they reach a suitable dressed weight."
Boys that's NOT what I meant buy "Show Em Your Nuts!"
7 minutes late and the girls leave us!?!? Dang it! This is the last time I double date with you.
I told you it tastes like chicken!
What Santa saw, just before they hit the tree...
"I don't know about you, but I'll never do that again for two bucks."
I right 28 Pass on 3.....Readyyyyy Break!!
"hehehehehe best part is that he thinks we are bucks!!" "yeah! the branches really worked!" "just don't look at that thing on the tree"
Since neither one of us ever wins these caption contests anyway, let's just moon the camera.
YESSS Yesss the camera loves you! Now heads back give me your grunting face...
We are definitely getting cast for the T-Pain video! No more salt licks and scrapes - it's Cristal and 10-carat rocks from here on out!
You sneak left i will sneak left and we are out of here Ready... GO
You sneak left i will sneak right and we are out of here Ready... GO!
Scratch the first one
Geeze, it's already 11:07 and 46 seconds...at midnight, we turn back into Deeter and Romano, hurry up ~ eat!
Actually, the joke's on them that post...the deer calls they win will bring us in alright, it's just that we'll come in backasswards! They'll never get a clean, ethical shot on us!
Ok on the count of three lift your tail and let one rip.
that deer food really works no if,ands or butts about it
stealth cam my a** we know its there
i wish she would quit peeing all over the place. she's such a tease!
Dad better pay us the $10 for running interferance this time or he's on his own come hunting season.
(The one on the left)
"Sure him and his big, bushy antlers hogging all the space and attention. Sheesh, can't take this guy anywhere without his picture getting taken"
Nate
Ill show you "Gun nuts"!
Look out there Rudy, you're hanging loose on camera...
Or...
Scouting for buck berries 101...
This Butts For You!!!
Where are the babes?
how do you like our button butts
A two-headed deer, maybe. But a deer a$$ed deer come on now.
(whispers) Hey, do you ever get that feeling that something is following you?
I don't know.... The stealth cam says theres a half moon. I see two full moons..
Hold on... let's make sure it gets our better sides!
don't move i droped my contact, you know the one that make my eye look red
1. Get used to this view of us, you will be seeing a lot of it this fall
2. helluva place to loose a contact Larry .
If you tell anyone about this, im going to kick your... did you just take a picture?
stickbow13 ya beat me to the contact idea sorry not trying to horn in on your caption no pun intended .
why couldn't they spread the corn out, damn......
"Looks like $hit...Does it smell like $hit?....Yeah smells like $hit...ok, taste it...NO! YOU taste it..."
Hey man, butt out your in my bubble
What kind of yoga pose is this again?
Dang Paparazzi, keep your head down and keep walking
Make sure u get my good side hey this ain't my good side
I tell’ya Darleen, this Columnist Scot Bestful is one strange creature in this Field and Stream Magazine, now what page was Bo’Buck the Center Fold Buck was on!!
perfect they caught my best side.
You silly hunter men, we fart in your gerneal direction!
One last stag party before the rut began...
Deer on the right: "Okay so 1 year from now, these guys will use this picture for amusement while sitting at their desk, when they are suppost to be working"
Deer on the left: "And they call us animals!! I think we should notify PETA on their butts, that will show them!"
mines bigger
Damn paparazzi, ignore them and maybe they will leave us alone !
"Hey Bob, do you see what I see?" "You mean all that PBR and salmon?" "I say we head on down to the party."
dude, that is definitely not Smilax rotundifolia. your mom never sang "leaflets three, let it be" to you when you were a fawn?
"I love Dew." "Hey, butt out, I love Dew TOO!"
That doe, Cinderella, must be from another time zone. Her carriage turned into a pumpkin an hour early. But it sure tasted good. Yum
"Hey, check this out, a food plot!"
"Close enough"
You know this 24 hour all you can eat buffet aint half bad.
Wow this stuff is good. Tastes like chicken!
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Sir Mix-A-Lot,
from "Baby Got Back", 1992
After several hunters found their cams stolen, it seems Split Toe, the elusive non-typical, has taken to using them for his own pre-rut scouting. Today is a good night my friend, TWINS.
This funhouse mirror makes 'em think we're standing in front of the camera!
"hey charlie lift your tail on three, that'll show him the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts!"
All you hunters can stealth this!
Deer 1: seriously who puts a pile of corn in the middle of the woods?
Deer 2: I told ya, but nooooo! you said no way well here it is all you can eat!
"keep eating frank, we need to be big for the ladies during the rut." "yeah but im worried itll all go to my butt!"
Deer 1: man this corn is giving me the runs.
Deer 2: yeah i know, i sure hope i dont sneeze again
"I can't quit you"
Two young bucks out in the woods showing thier a$$es.
Remember only eat here at 11pm.
You might be a redneck hunter if you set up your trail cam to take pictures of the south end of a north bound deer at your bait site!
Crack of dawn.
smile for the camera butthead
These freaks of nature are the result of an over populated deer herd. Sadly,these two young bucks share a shoulder blade. Do your part to prevent this: cull (call)the herd!
jeff, Ya larry? Whose but is bigger? I don't know, let's see whose dead in a few months, you know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall.
Oh, that was a good one - I hope that camera has sound.
Got my toes in the deer corn, My a$$ out the way, not a care in the world hunting seasons a long way away LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!!!
Zack Brown Band (edited for content LOL)2010
Got my toes in the deer corn, My a$$ out the way, not a care in the world hunting seasons a long way away LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!!!
Zack Brown Band (edited for content LOL)2010
Joke on him when he finds out we're antlered does.
Phil, are you SURE this is where your contact lense came out??
Mine are bigger than yours.
I've about had it with these clowns and their trail cams, let's moon 'em!
I hope this is the side they wanted for the one picture they're getting.
I know the two-legged use cars and beer when they do this, but I think we've got this right...
NO, look closer. It is definitely a BIGFOOT track. (other one) NO WAY MAN, it's just from that big fat guy that brings us the corn.
martha we gotta git back at jim for lettin the humans shootin at us this year he will be the one shot
Hey the Doublemint Twins!
Damn!!!set the camera up backwards agin!!
See! Even female deer can't go to the bathroom alone
Is that corn in there? I don't remember eating any corn.
"This antler locking up thing is way over rated. How in hell are we gonna get outa this one?"
Like Congress, the boys believed that if they only hid their heads in the sand for long enough, all the bad things would just go away!
or
"And now, gentlemen, appearing on center stage, for your viewing pleasure...!"
"Hey Bob, can you read that spawn? I can never tell what the hell I'm supposed to tell from pellets, tracks, and pee! And just what the hell is the difference between a rub and a scrape anyway? Doesn't anyone have a blackberry around here?"
"Here's your rump roast, big bad hunter!" Ha Ha Ha...
"if you look at just the right angle you can see jimmy hoffa's body in this here hole."
Do you think this will actually work? Somehow I get the feeling that Ostrich was just yanking our chains!
Being attached at the head, Mutt and Jeff found it sickening there difference in choice of does!
"Dude check this out, he dropped his Field and Stream on the way out."
"sweet, now we can have the advantage on him this year"
"Hey... shhhhhhhhhh... I don't know if it saw us yet, just don't make eye contact and it won't take a photo"
Hey george don't look now but, we are being watched! Just keep side-stepping. Geez, I feel like a horses A$$
"Hey, Bob, do you ever get that 'hair-standing-on-end' feeling that somebody's watching you? Well the hair on my butt is standing up right now!"
"Beer?! What beer??!! Where did you see a beer?? Can I have it? Move over!"
Red Robbin Yum!
hey stealth cam, listen to this, plop plop plop. Man this corn is bad, I need to lay off, it's giving me the runs.
Oh $hit, you said you were bringing the moon floss!
Geeze, Tiffany Lakosky spilled the Scent-Lok again!
You put you backside in,
You put your backside out,
You put your backside in
and you shake it all about ....
What do you gotta do to get all the spam crap off these sites.
OK! OK! OK! On three... pull my finger.
hey stealth cam, look at these nuts!
You smell that, bambi's mom was just here and she's a MILF!
Looks like poop, smells like poop, tastes like poop, sure glad we didn't step in it!
They actually think that's my leg!
Do you think they see us? IDK scatter on 2 ready break!!!!!
Double your pleasure, double your fun.
With a trail camera you might get more than one.
Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?
The witness protection officer said that we couldn't have our pictures taken, so don't look at the camera or we are going to have to relocate to another section of woods. OK?!??
BOOTYLICIOUS!!!!
See? Were talented animals. We can grunt out of both ends!
Raindeer Moon Game - "Hey Joe get in closer - on the count of three we lift our tails"
ur gonna have to take the texas heart shot
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stealth cam my a** we know its there
If we dont look it can't see us.
"Hey Bambi - remember the time Thumper told the joke and you laughed so hard corn came out of your nose?"
You silly hunter men, we fart in your gerneal direction!
Boys that's NOT what I meant buy "Show Em Your Nuts!"
7 minutes late and the girls leave us!?!? Dang it! This is the last time I double date with you.
I right 28 Pass on 3.....Readyyyyy Break!!
Ok on the count of three lift your tail and let one rip.
that deer food really works no if,ands or butts about it
i wish she would quit peeing all over the place. she's such a tease!
Where are the babes?
how do you like our button butts
I don't know.... The stealth cam says theres a half moon. I see two full moons..
mines bigger
This funhouse mirror makes 'em think we're standing in front of the camera!
"I can't quit you"
Phil, are you SURE this is where your contact lense came out??
Mine are bigger than yours.
What do you gotta do to get all the spam crap off these sites.
"Ok Ok.. Now turn around and wait.. Teach this clown to try to catch our antlers on film!!"
Hey, lets moon this trail cam
"Thats what she said!"
Does this lighting make my butt look big?
Come here often?
This would be a lot easier if ours antlers weren't stuck toghether !
"The north country hosts a variety of ways to poach deer. Shown are two bucks lodged in the crotch of the same tree while feeding at a bait pile. The deer will be fed and cared for in this whitetail stanchion until they reach a suitable dressed weight."
I told you it tastes like chicken!
What Santa saw, just before they hit the tree...
"I don't know about you, but I'll never do that again for two bucks."
"hehehehehe best part is that he thinks we are bucks!!" "yeah! the branches really worked!" "just don't look at that thing on the tree"
Since neither one of us ever wins these caption contests anyway, let's just moon the camera.
YESSS Yesss the camera loves you! Now heads back give me your grunting face...
We are definitely getting cast for the T-Pain video! No more salt licks and scrapes - it's Cristal and 10-carat rocks from here on out!
You sneak left i will sneak left and we are out of here Ready... GO
You sneak left i will sneak right and we are out of here Ready... GO!
Scratch the first one
Geeze, it's already 11:07 and 46 seconds...at midnight, we turn back into Deeter and Romano, hurry up ~ eat!
Actually, the joke's on them that post...the deer calls they win will bring us in alright, it's just that we'll come in backasswards! They'll never get a clean, ethical shot on us!
Dad better pay us the $10 for running interferance this time or he's on his own come hunting season.
(The one on the left)
"Sure him and his big, bushy antlers hogging all the space and attention. Sheesh, can't take this guy anywhere without his picture getting taken"
Nate
Ill show you "Gun nuts"!
Look out there Rudy, you're hanging loose on camera...
Or...
Scouting for buck berries 101...
This Butts For You!!!
A two-headed deer, maybe. But a deer a$$ed deer come on now.
(whispers) Hey, do you ever get that feeling that something is following you?
Hold on... let's make sure it gets our better sides!
don't move i droped my contact, you know the one that make my eye look red
1. Get used to this view of us, you will be seeing a lot of it this fall
2. helluva place to loose a contact Larry .
If you tell anyone about this, im going to kick your... did you just take a picture?
stickbow13 ya beat me to the contact idea sorry not trying to horn in on your caption no pun intended .
why couldn't they spread the corn out, damn......
"Looks like $hit...Does it smell like $hit?....Yeah smells like $hit...ok, taste it...NO! YOU taste it..."
Hey man, butt out your in my bubble
What kind of yoga pose is this again?
Dang Paparazzi, keep your head down and keep walking
Make sure u get my good side hey this ain't my good side
I tell’ya Darleen, this Columnist Scot Bestful is one strange creature in this Field and Stream Magazine, now what page was Bo’Buck the Center Fold Buck was on!!
perfect they caught my best side.
One last stag party before the rut began...
Deer on the right: "Okay so 1 year from now, these guys will use this picture for amusement while sitting at their desk, when they are suppost to be working"
Deer on the left: "And they call us animals!! I think we should notify PETA on their butts, that will show them!"
Damn paparazzi, ignore them and maybe they will leave us alone !
"Hey Bob, do you see what I see?" "You mean all that PBR and salmon?" "I say we head on down to the party."
dude, that is definitely not Smilax rotundifolia. your mom never sang "leaflets three, let it be" to you when you were a fawn?
"I love Dew." "Hey, butt out, I love Dew TOO!"
That doe, Cinderella, must be from another time zone. Her carriage turned into a pumpkin an hour early. But it sure tasted good. Yum
"Hey, check this out, a food plot!"
"Close enough"
You know this 24 hour all you can eat buffet aint half bad.
Wow this stuff is good. Tastes like chicken!
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Sir Mix-A-Lot,
from "Baby Got Back", 1992
After several hunters found their cams stolen, it seems Split Toe, the elusive non-typical, has taken to using them for his own pre-rut scouting. Today is a good night my friend, TWINS.
"hey charlie lift your tail on three, that'll show him the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts!"
All you hunters can stealth this!
Deer 1: seriously who puts a pile of corn in the middle of the woods?
Deer 2: I told ya, but nooooo! you said no way well here it is all you can eat!
"keep eating frank, we need to be big for the ladies during the rut." "yeah but im worried itll all go to my butt!"
Deer 1: man this corn is giving me the runs.
Deer 2: yeah i know, i sure hope i dont sneeze again
Two young bucks out in the woods showing thier a$$es.
Remember only eat here at 11pm.
You might be a redneck hunter if you set up your trail cam to take pictures of the south end of a north bound deer at your bait site!
Crack of dawn.
smile for the camera butthead
These freaks of nature are the result of an over populated deer herd. Sadly,these two young bucks share a shoulder blade. Do your part to prevent this: cull (call)the herd!
jeff, Ya larry? Whose but is bigger? I don't know, let's see whose dead in a few months, you know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall.
Oh, that was a good one - I hope that camera has sound.
Got my toes in the deer corn, My a$$ out the way, not a care in the world hunting seasons a long way away LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!!!
Zack Brown Band (edited for content LOL)2010
Got my toes in the deer corn, My a$$ out the way, not a care in the world hunting seasons a long way away LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!!!
Zack Brown Band (edited for content LOL)2010
Joke on him when he finds out we're antlered does.
I've about had it with these clowns and their trail cams, let's moon 'em!
I hope this is the side they wanted for the one picture they're getting.
I know the two-legged use cars and beer when they do this, but I think we've got this right...
NO, look closer. It is definitely a BIGFOOT track. (other one) NO WAY MAN, it's just from that big fat guy that brings us the corn.
martha we gotta git back at jim for lettin the humans shootin at us this year he will be the one shot
Hey the Doublemint Twins!
Damn!!!set the camera up backwards agin!!
Do you think this will actually work? Somehow I get the feeling that Ostrich was just yanking our chains!
Red Robbin Yum!
Do you think they see us? IDK scatter on 2 ready break!!!!!
See! Even female deer can't go to the bathroom alone
Is that corn in there? I don't remember eating any corn.
"This antler locking up thing is way over rated. How in hell are we gonna get outa this one?"
Like Congress, the boys believed that if they only hid their heads in the sand for long enough, all the bad things would just go away!
or
"And now, gentlemen, appearing on center stage, for your viewing pleasure...!"
"Hey Bob, can you read that spawn? I can never tell what the hell I'm supposed to tell from pellets, tracks, and pee! And just what the hell is the difference between a rub and a scrape anyway? Doesn't anyone have a blackberry around here?"
"Here's your rump roast, big bad hunter!" Ha Ha Ha...
"if you look at just the right angle you can see jimmy hoffa's body in this here hole."
Being attached at the head, Mutt and Jeff found it sickening there difference in choice of does!
"Dude check this out, he dropped his Field and Stream on the way out."
"sweet, now we can have the advantage on him this year"
"Hey... shhhhhhhhhh... I don't know if it saw us yet, just don't make eye contact and it won't take a photo"
Hey george don't look now but, we are being watched! Just keep side-stepping. Geez, I feel like a horses A$$
"Hey, Bob, do you ever get that 'hair-standing-on-end' feeling that somebody's watching you? Well the hair on my butt is standing up right now!"
"Beer?! What beer??!! Where did you see a beer?? Can I have it? Move over!"
hey stealth cam, listen to this, plop plop plop. Man this corn is bad, I need to lay off, it's giving me the runs.
Oh $hit, you said you were bringing the moon floss!
Geeze, Tiffany Lakosky spilled the Scent-Lok again!
You put you backside in,
You put your backside out,
You put your backside in
and you shake it all about ....
OK! OK! OK! On three... pull my finger.
hey stealth cam, look at these nuts!
You smell that, bambi's mom was just here and she's a MILF!
Looks like poop, smells like poop, tastes like poop, sure glad we didn't step in it!
They actually think that's my leg!
Double your pleasure, double your fun.
With a trail camera you might get more than one.
Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?
The witness protection officer said that we couldn't have our pictures taken, so don't look at the camera or we are going to have to relocate to another section of woods. OK?!??
BOOTYLICIOUS!!!!
See? Were talented animals. We can grunt out of both ends!
Raindeer Moon Game - "Hey Joe get in closer - on the count of three we lift our tails"
ur gonna have to take the texas heart shot
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