


July 08, 2010
Petzal: How to Become a Shooting Legend
By David E. Petzal
One of the things we learned at the Drill Sergeant Academy was that everyone wants the respect of his peers. (Why the hell we were taught that, or why I remember it 40-odd years later is beyond me. But I digress.) Anyway, the subject for this post is how you, a rifle shooter of no more than average ability, can not only get that respect, but become a living legend.
No matter how average you are, you will eventually make a hell of a shot. And you are going to do it before witnesses. But the trick is, SHUT UP! Resist the urge to yell, “Holy *****! Did you see that ****** shot I just made?” Your yammering will only underline your mediocrity, reminding your friends that you’ve never done anything like this before and will never do it again.
If you are indifferent to your feat, your friends will act as your press agents. “Holy ****,” they will mutter, “did you see that ******* shot that Waldo made?” All your missing will be forgotten and that one shot remembered.
John Wooters, a gun writer whose name is much missed in the public prints, was hunting whitetails in the South Texas brush country with a ranch hand who was along to show him the whereabouts of a huge buck. John dropped the deer with a sensational shot, and the cowboy screeched “YOU GOT HIM!!”
“Yes,” John drawled, “I shot at him.”
You can’t do better than that.
Comments (92)
Confidence goes a long way. Provided it was true, the appropriate response to, "Did you get him?" at our old deer camp was always, "You heard me shoot, didn't you?"
My greatest shots have been witnessed only by a few squirrels but if the occasion does arise where a remarkable shot is witnessed by a bystander it is nice to know how I should react.
Confucius say, a shooting legend you will be if one-time-crack-shot excitement is contained and not exploited.
Confucius also say, if cowboy can't shoot straight, cowboy better shoot a lot.
Thanks for the instruction Dave. Now some folks will realize how to become a true legend and not just a legend in their own mind...
When you have one remarkable shot your buddies call it luck. Make a couple more and then they call you "one shot or dead eye". I remember one such shot my dad told about at deer camp, he was standing next to a buddy when he shot at a crow sitting in the top of a tree at approx. a 1/2 mile with a .270. He said the gun went off and about 2 seconds later the crow just went POOF!
hi tail
Is that were the saying "FIRE FOR EFFECT" and "SHOCK AND AWE" came from?
Just act like you have been there before....as a great one once said.
At 880 yards, that is about 214 inches/17.8 feet of holdover on that crow. I'd be careful where I told that one! 8^)
Walt, that is when you say, "good enough" then walk away and start cutting fire wood!
When you pull off a shot like that, it's always after a season or two of misses. You become desensitized to the glory of the event. Like hell!
We've all had at least one thumb lickin' touch on the iron sights after the cross country shot. You expect it, and it doesn't always come. When it does and you are hunting one up, isn't that just as good as having an audience? Hell no!
Team Hornady® delivers a solid performance at the Missouri State 1000 yard IBS Championship
About time!
I wonder whose bullets they were using?
WAM
Depending on ammunition, I show -137.2 with a hold over of 16.4 MOA
Kinda like throwing a baseball or archery, do it enough and you will get a feel on what to do and be good at it
3,000 fps, 130 gr, BC .450, zero @ 200 yds = 214.5 inches holdover or 258.4 inches of drop from the muzzle.
I was going with a 200 yard zero 140gr at 3090 fps.
Always said, if your going to do something, do it with style! It covers up the "didn't believe that happened"!!
“Greatness is never appreciated in youth, called pride in midlife, dismissed in old age, and reconsidered in death. Because we cannot tolerate greatness in our midst, we do all we can do destroy it.”
-J. Michael Straczinski, creator and arc writer of Babylon 5, from production #309, episode #53, “Point of No Return,” spoken by Lady Morella, the prophetess widow of Centauri Emperor Touranne
Clay-
You know it! Funny how military jargon sounds like fortune cookie lingo :D
THAT'S NO JOKE!! ROFLMAO!
Clay, YOU WATCH B5?!?!?!?! my hero (high fives) my dad got me hooked on the old and new Battlestars and b5 a year ago now. Wishing they'd make a new series.
For those who have been told they will never amount to a hell of beans would say something along the lines to demoralize and to character assassinate an individual
I say, what will it take to make that person a legend!
For one I can say to greatly enhance their shooting ability is not to anticipate and follow through on every shot as if it was there last!
Clay is that Babble On 5...?
What got into you beekeeper, instead of words of wit, it's words full of snit? What's up!
I am more likely to answer the question, "Did you get him?" with "I think so, but I could not find blood ,so I came back to give him some time and find some help." Now that I bow hunt with rage 1.5's I say "I heard her fall down. Want to come load her?" Guns don't kill beast, it's the projectiles, killaz.
Once the LT told in Viet Nam me to shoot just in front of a V.C. with the M79 Grenade launcher, well he was running faster than I thought and the shot hit him in the chest, every one was my VERY LUCKY shot and thought I was HOT STUFF!! Not knowing I had made a mistake in leading him too close. LT just smiled! Nobody knew.
But interrogate we of course could not interrogate the poor schmuck.
dang &%$@#& laptop skipped again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Clay, you've been rather "active" latey and I couldn't resist. A little gun store humor...
My most humble apology!
Resist? Guess I'd do it to!! LOL!
Moishe
Know the feeling!
Were did I put my 45 ***********!
Drill Sergant Academy ???
Well I"ll be dipped
I sincerly thank you sir , as you have just answered one more of lifes mysteries. Only 4-5 more to go.
And here,. all this time I thought the green machine scoured the US (and other countries) for people who slept with evil grins on thier faces anticipating the fun of arrising in the dark ,. making a lot of noise,.(wakey wakey boys) heading out for a few brisk miles before "breaky" ,.then screaming all day until the horn blew.
Best one I ever heard was from an old drunk near Rice lake WI,.. waaay back, "when Hector was pup".
The shooter was old and skinny and shakey and brittle ,.and he had apotty mouth too,.
The result IO was told of a lifetinme of booze and cigaretts.
He wasn't with my group ,. but one of he guys knew him as a local,. who knew all the farmers and good places to hunt . Bothy public and private, we this day wee on public land.
I think the guy must have permenently pickeled (preserved ) himslef cause no one knew how old he was and no one could remember when he wasnt around.
Age estrimates went from mid sixties to about 137,. yuk yuk but no one knew for sure.
Anyway the old dude is standing in a clearing not far from the road over looking a small lake
Which was a VERY long way away.
Smokling and taking to some guy
At about noon a deer walked out of the bush ( nice buck ) stood on a sand beach on the south end of the lake looking North .
I and two other guys met there for lunch .
The deer was so far away no one even thiought about shooting ,but were looking at it with binoculars .
When all of a sudden bang .
Scared me half out of my long-johns .
The old drunk had shot.
Concensus was later that it was easily 500 yds and likley more.
As expected nothing happend,.the deer tuned slowly and began to walk west along the lake . when one giy looking through his glasses said.
Ya know,. cant believe ehat Im seeiin but I think there's blood on his side.
Afew steps later the deer did the stop back up stagger around and then fell over.
contnued form above
Everyone one was so suprised it was just silent ,.
The old guy reached int his coat ,. pulled out a pint bottle of somethng( that wsnt milk) took a couple big swallows,. lite a smoke and said.
Well I its about time .. just missed him last year same place same time ,. held just a little higher this year .
Fort Jackson, South Carolina, 1972?
I remember back in 94 in Phoenix Arizona, one of the Civilians at a match had a Mini 14 and always placed #1 from the bottom. That day, one of the other competitors scoffed at him and mumbled something with profanity about him.
That Match was just a local match and didn't amount to anything and the rest of the Air Force Team didn't bother to show up. As the Fella walked by, I said to myself, I remember that day when somebody gave me a leg up, so what the hick! I yelled at the Young Man and motioned him over and asked how would he like to use my equipment? He was puzzled and didn't know what to say. Put your equipment up, you are shooting here today and I'm going to set this one out and help on the line. After I gave him some quick pointers and got him setup, something unusual came over him? I let him dry fire about 5-7 times and we went hot. Got him dialed in and turned him lose!
He place fist place, not from the bottom this time, but first place!
He was 20 just out of High School and a couple of months later, He was at Ben Avery Arizona Shooting Range shooting with the BIG BOYS! "THE MARINE TEAM" and did very well taking several first place individual matches!
Bottom line,
It's not being a Legend
It's about making Legends <><
great article and comments
WAM you're aging yourself again! LOL!!
nope lenardwood MO
1969
We sat in the afternoon heat, swatting mosquitos in the 90 degree heat. I had eventually turned my facemask backwards in hopes the buffalo gnats would quit chewing on my sweating brow. No dice. They slipped in the backdoor and the face mask held them in place as they chewed away.
My old buddy, sweating profusly, turned to me and stated a desire to be elsewhere as the enjoyment of this turkey hunt was eluding him.
I returned to the truck as he gathered the dekes.
The tom that had been teasing us with distant gobbles was still at it as the diesel rumbled through the mesquites to retrieve the Old Man.
I turned us around, headed home, letting the diesel idle along the rough pasture road.
The road popped out into a fence line with an open pasture across the fence.
Suddenly, the Old Man states excitedly, "THERE HE IS!".
I kicked the truck into neutral, still idling, rolled the window down, stuck the .22 Hornet out the window and rested it atop the vibrating outside rearview mirror.
The turkey was in a long run, but suddenly stopped to consider a hog wire fence 150 yards across the open pasture. I slipped the crosshairs of the antique 4x Weaver to the base of his neck, caressed the trigger and 9.5 grains of Herco 2400 sent the 45 gr Sierra SP down range to collapse the gobbler into a pile of feathers.
The Old Man stuttered, "You... you... you got him!"
I kicked the empty out of the little Hornet, placed the rifle smartly into the back seat, wiped the S... eating grin off my face and said, "Of course! I was shooting at him wasn't I?!"
My first double beard. 9" and 5" broomed off 1 in spurs and 23 pounds.
He's gone now, but the Old Man was so excited, you would have thought HE shot him. There's a picture on the mantle holding the bird.
Bubba
Firstbubba- was that legal in your state?
Yeah every time I shoot the people I hunt with know something is dead. I like it like that.
Of course the first time I showed up at deer camp I had a shotgun and they all laughed and said we don't hunt with shotguns in Tennessee. Then I shot a coke can at 50 yards off hand. Lucky shot but I have pretty much shot every day for 40 years or more... it was no big deal to me. They all had to change their drawers. Ithaca Deerslayer. Once I got a hold of a Remington 700 if it was brown it was down.
Comment I liked best was, 'act like you been there before'. It was from an NFL coach.
I once shot a blackbird flying away from a river bank with my Ruger MkII 22 pistol. My ten year old son was so impressed (so was I, lucky shot). He asked 'how'd you do that'. I said aim for the nose.
Sweet. I shot a pigeon with a pellet gun on the wing once. All my friends were there that time too. They just shook their heads because I already was a legend in their minds..... I just kind of laughed, that one did surprise me it was one in a thousand.
Dr. Ralph, your pigeon story reminds me of this on,
One of the most self proclaimed and most knowledgeable deer hunter I ever came across said he gets his buck every year!
From his Grandfathers barn!!
YA'BUDDY!
Alright Clay you dredged up another memory. A bad one. My father in law has a barn with a hay loft and has a couch and coffeemaker, heater, etc. that he hunts out of. Biggest buck he ever killed he took the rifle out of my sons hand who was supposed to be hunting and shot it in front of him.
DEP
When and where did you go to DS School, if you don't mind my asking?
I know you are older than me so that does not matter! LOL
OUCH! DOC!! That was bad!!
I am only recalling the relevant facts as David has disclosed them. LOL
Sorry, Clay. I thought you were referring to my post. LOL
Ralph, you ain't got a hair on it if you don't whoop his a$$ for that one!
WAM
Fort Jackson, South Carolina, 1972?
I was still in School!
You be Old Crusty Fart NCO!!
WA Mtnhunter it is inappropriate behavior to hit your wife's father no matter what unless he hits you or your wife or one of your children first.
Dr. Ralph, what right does he think he can do so in the first place!
The answer is obvious!
not commenting on comments read most of them kind of funny! I recently had this idea while fishing as much as i would like to throw payback in my friends face. He seems to to think fishing is first a race and then who catches the most fish then who caught the biggest basically its a pissing contest when ever i go fish with him. So the other day i took him trout fishing a fish he has never fished. I caught 6 fish a very nice brown 18inch was pretty happy well i got so into walking the stream i didn't give him a piece of his own medicine. I left my friend alone as he struggled catching chubs. It occurred to me he was probably more mad that i was catching fish and not saying anything.
Ralph
LOL
Dr Ralph who is not a doctor nor named Ralph,
Laptop trigger malfunction...
LOL! That would be a figurative a$$whoppin', not literal there son. What did you do? Nothing? Let the boy be embarassed by his grandad some more? Inquiring minds want to know...
fliphunter14... first, most, biggest. Life is a contest.
WAMTN. I have grown accustomed to his ways. In laws and outlaws are one in the same to me. Mother in laws are worse...
Best not to start a war. My wife has nine uncles and and three aunts. Can't count the cousins. I have no relatives closer than 350 miles. Blood is thicker than water.
When going hunting for something toothsome, I usually just tell inquisitive souls that I am carrying the onions in my pocket.
Signed,
Waldo
Once again ,..( and tell the boys and girls not to try this at home ) a very long time ago ,..
A few of us poor broke neighborhood kids had gathered at a dump , to shoot .. one kid had his ole mans clay pidgeon launcher.
( we had scrounged enough money to get some clay birds collectivley)
So as far as our young and underprivivlagd minds were concered. This was one step below Curt Gowdy and the American Sportsman show
Previewing a little practice before a 500 round dove hunt in Argentina . YUK YUK
Myself and my brother had the only shotgun in the house
taking turns . One kid had a 22 revolver in additon to a shotgun.
So intermitantly he was pop pop poping with that.
It was my turn to shoot ,. standing as correctly as I could,. I siad "pull".
Having heard that on TV or somewhere.
The kid on the trap said what?? ,.so I said "OK",. which he understood ,..and pulled the lanyard.
The clay bird ( which was yellow ) was away .
My brother ( who was always d!ckin around) was standing behind me on s slight grade so higher than me , had perloined the other kids 22 opistol ,.
About 1/4 of heart beat before I pulled the trigger ,. the clay bird blew up and I heard the flat crack of a 22.
Yup ,. you guessed it ,. ,my "d!ick around" brother standing 50 ft behind me,. hit it with a 22 pistol ,.
I tuned around,. 1/2 pi$$d and 1/2 amazed ,.he was standing there with a big sh!t eating grin on his face
Then calmly stated ,.
I told ya ,. didnt tell ya ?
I' am quix draw Mcgraw !!
Not one guy was able to stand upright for fully 10
minuets ,. as the laughter reached what i would concervativly call Homeric proportions.
Of coure for many years after he was know locally as
Quix Draw,.
I later earned the title machine gun kelly
but thats another story.
John Wooters...he is missed indeed. What is the common denominator in their fame, to what would we ascribe their inate abilities? Being well versed in the proper use of the written word comes to mind along with the ability to allow one to think that the writer was talking to him/her from across the table. DEP, thanks for the reminder and for another good post.
Dang it looks like I am in the company of a bunch of deadeye's, reg'ler Natty Bumppos they are. Heck I couldn't hit myself in the a$$ with both hands and a banjo. Maybe I should back out of that elk hunt with the gang 'fore I embarrass myself.......nope I'll be there wouldn't miss that hunt come hell or high water.
BTW Dave I went through basic training at Ft. Jackson in the summer of 1970. Still hold a grudge for one DI.
At the tender (and largely ignorant)age of 18, I tried a 400 yard plus shot("he's a long ***damn ways,said my hunting partner) at a Wyoming pronghorn hitting him squarely between the eye and ear. My partner, who owned a small gunshop and shooting range in our Texas hometown,would never fail to relate that story to anyone who came in the shop, or was at the range if I was present. I never said a word about aiming for his shoulder and forgetting about the Wyoming prairie wind.
That was just an unlucky antelope.
Dave Petzal
The reason I ask is that I went through the NCO Academy course at the Drill Sergeant School at Fort jackson in 1972. A vain attempt to turn a recon rat into a polished soldier... Something about prerequisite for Staff Sergeant or other foolishness. Most of the Drill Sergeants were pretty good eggs except for one little sadistic weasel that I would gladly choke the life out of if someone has not already killed him.
Del in KS
The trick is to hold your fire and never take a shot that you can possibly miss. Saves a lot of shirt tails and harassment! I went trap shooting Saturday and took my new (to me) O/U. I would have been better off using a slingshot and cateye marbles. Geez Louise, I could not have hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle. It was too hot to go last night (good excuse).
WELL ,. guss I could tell one,on myself
But there just aint many in my persoal portfolio of tremendous spectacular shots. Incluing this one
I think maybe one more in 40 plus years of hunting.
But once ,. after hunting hard for three days,. on the second ,. missing a trotting deer at no more than 70 yds,
Reasonable to say I was "frustrated" with myslef for missing a slam dunk like I did.
I wasnt pi$$y to the guys who ALL had deer ,.. just wasnt happy with me.
The group at that time consisted of 5 guys one law enforcment guy ( who made a habbit of chasing me for his perception of my miss deeds.)
Years before he found out I wasn't a budding "wise guy". The old gunsmith ( my father) one other guy and my brother.
At the end of the third day,.. I just wanted to shoot something.
So I set a (empty ) bean can on a stump 25 steps away ,. and promptly missed it cold ,. off hand .
This of course did not help my self confedence.
So I quickly jacked another round into my mauser ,8x57
sighted quickly and shot ,. the can went straight up
( shot low )
When it registered the can was heading up,..
Everything went itno slow motion ,. like some one else was doing it .
I bolted another round in,. shot and hit the can agin just as it reached the apex .
Tell ya,. it as pretty .but as pretty as it was hard to believe it actually happened even jus as it ws happening ,
Not really like I was the one shooting ,..
more like someone else doing the deed with me just watching.
Of course there was a stunned silence ,.even my father was lookin at me funny : )
Then the Cop got a smirk on his face and said
" So,.. Yohan that why you missed the first one? ,. just getting the range?
Said yup,. wasnt sure how high i wanted it to go.
Tust me ,. I have not yet heard the end of that one yet .
and every time someone says hey Yo ,.. show us how you jump the can and hit it in mid air ,wit a "freakingL bolt action mauser . I just smile.
Cuase I couln't do that again in three lifetimes.
I will avoid names, though I suspect this gentleman has crossed the river by now, but we were kids with our .22s, popping shots at a dump outside of a small midwestern town, and the sheriff stopped as he drove by to see that we were conducting ourselves safely and were properly supervised by the adults, who were no safer than we were.
The sheriff was an experienced LEO and WWII veteran, and was respected in the county, but his chosen sidearm was a single action revolver. At the time (1960), S&W and Colt double-action revolvers dominated the law enforcement field. One of the adults commented, "John, the bad guys are using autoloaders and UZIs. That wheelgun's outdated. And, you've got to admit, you ain't getting any younger yourself. You've got to keep up with the times!"
We were plinking at light bulbs and bottles with our .22 rifles, and one amber-colored bottle remained, propped on top of a wooden box. In response to the comment, that SA revolver seemed to leap from the holster and he fired from the hip to shatter that bottle! It was a challenging shot with our .22 rifles, and our jaws dropped in amazement. It was something out of a Lone Ranger or Hopalong Cassidy episode. John reholstered his revolver with the remark, "Yep, I must be getting old. I used to be a lot faster than that." And he strode back to his car.
That single shot become local legend within a week, but I can assure you, it left a lasting impression on a 13 yr-old boy.
The main problem of being a known consistently excellent shot in the field is that on the rare occassion when you do miss for whatever reason, you need to have a unique verbal alibi available for immediate use.
LEGENDARY STATUS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES...
I was out with my cousins a few years ago. We hadn't grown up together but were getting acquainted around the shooting range having discovered this similar interest of guns and shooting.
I was given the chance to shoot a percussion cap muzzleloader with double set triggers. The target was placed at 50 yards and off hand I sent a ball through the paper, exact center 3 inches high. "My cousin said, "That's pretty much dead on as it's sighted in for 100 yards!"
I should have said, "Thanks!" and walked away.
My next shot was in the circle, but something less than "dead on"...
Yup always quit when yur ahead of the game! ;)
Ed J: Great story regarding the obviously admirable Sheriff John. Conversely when I was much younger a local FBI agent decided to go shooting with us one morning. The fellow was one of the most horrific handgun shots I have known given his supposed level of training. After repeatedly failing to hit a Coco-Cola bottle with his S & W, he holstered it and walked to his Ford sedan. He opened the trunk pulled out a pumpgun, I think a Mossberg 500 as I try to remember, walked toward the bottle and shot it. Replacing the 12 gauge Joe uttered "That's why I always have the pump handy".
All the FBI agents (quite a few at the range) I shot PPC with in the '80's were pretty good shots with those S&W Model 13 3" revolvers that were issue back then.
I dropped into a wood shop in Sixes Oregon last fall and the first thing I see is several photo's of Elmer Keith with the owners kids and also a much younger (obviously)owner.
I struck up a conversation about old Elmer and found out they had formerly been neighbors in Idaho. In one of photos Elmer was holding a catfish and had that famous S&W with the Ivory grips on his hip amd equally famous Stetson on his head. The shop owner volunteered that that was Elmer's last fishing trip with them and that something interesting happened on the way out.
It seems Elmer was riding in the middle in the truck and as they passed a neighbor's farm Elmer spied a cat in barn yard. It seems he snatched the Smith from his holster leaned across the shopowner who was riding shotgun and dumped the cat. The truck was doing about 30 MPH so the shopkeeper said. The driver who was likely day dreaming slammed on brakes at the report and about the same time the farmer ran out of his farm shop mad as... well you get the picture. As he ran up to the truck Elmer leaned over and said, "I busted that wild
$%&#! $%&* @#Q%$% game thieving cat for ya!" All the farmer could muster was, "Gee, thanks Elmer." He then went on to bury his house cat...
Bee,
LMAO!
I've got one I'll tell you later. If I tell it here, the boys will think I'm just trying to one-up you. Good Elmer Keith story. His collection of guns is in the Boise Cabela's store.
Very good post, petzal.
Gives every body room to strech out.
i enjoy your humor yohan.
I was checking the damage deer had done to a farmers corn field one day to give him a permit to kill deer and we were driving through a hay field to get to the corn field. There was a ground hog standing up about 125 yards away and the farmer told me to shoot it. In my mind I didn't think there was anyway that I could hit the gound hog with my Model 19 S&W .357. Anyway I stopped the vehicle stepped out kneeled down and took a rest on my knee and when the gun went off the farmer shouted "you killed him" I calmed put my firearm back in the holster got back in the vehicle and drove on. After that everywhere I went people were in awe at how I could shoot a pistol. The farmer told the story and each time he told it the distance got greater.
Wam, There is a method to my madness. Now if I hit anything regardless of range or level of difficulty the guys will (hopefully) be impressed.
Sarge01, back when I was 18 I bought my first rifle on my own, a 22-250 Remington 700 BDL at TG&Y. Couple of weeks later, we all went to my Grandfathers and one of the family friends who raises cattle was having a coyote problem. This Fella said a 22-250 was too fast and wouldn't kill a coyote. I road out with him out to the farm and dropped a coyote about 300 yards out BANG FLOP! Well, I proved him wrong and Clyde taken that coyote everyplace he went that Saturday morning showing it off!
Those coyotes were accustomed of being shot at with 22's and would stop at 300 yards and look back. That coyote choose poorly!
To WaMtn Hunter: Because I was in a Reserve Unit, they stretched what I think was a three-month course over a year.I was at the DS School at Ft. Knox in June, 1967, then at Ft. Dix, NJ from July 67 to May 68, then back to Ft. Knox in June 1968 when I graduated. I still have my hat, although the original black leather strap rotted away and the only thing I could find to replace it was a brown one.
My two most distinct memories: A staff sergeant candidate having an epileptic fit in one of the classrooms at Tedford Hall at Ft. Knox (glad he didn't have it on the rifle range) and a very sharp-looking first lieutenant who taught one of our first classes on instructional techniques.
He was speaking from behind a chest-high lectern. He opened the class by saying, "Men, the first thing you have to do is get your classes' undivided attention." He then stepped from behind the lectern revealing the fact that he had no trousers on.
He had our undivided attention.
no comment ;)
Now both WAM and David are aging themselves, LOL!
Yeah, you young guys will want to fight or talk someone into submission. Us old guys will just bust a cap and step over you!
Who would of ever guessed that ol' Dave wore the round brown Stetson.
Now we know where he acquired his curmudgeon ways and lefthanded humor! LOL!
Nice try, Del. You can't put alibi's in the bank for future withdrawal. Bee already let the cat out of the bag...
I had a hard time with a DS once then 6 years later I was 3 Ranks higher than he was and he worked for me. Seems the C.O. the unit found him beating up trainees.
WAM, sure was nice when having access to the range 24/7, talk cheap, now shoot JEEP!
Coming soon to the Outdoor Channel,
Crusty Ol,Gun Nutz!
there was that story in F&S 81st anniversary about the "greatest/biggest liar" in the West or something, and one contender was this story about a great shot. As well as I can remember, it goes like this: He and his buddies were on a mountain goat hunt, but he had arrived a bit late so that as his boat was arriving, his friends were already set up on the shore and having coffee. Anyway, jumping off the boat, he looks up and sees a tiny white speck on the face of the mountain. He takes out his rifle, takes a fine bead and lets go from the edge of the water. At the sound of the rifle, his friends look at each other, set down their coffee mugs and rush out to see the goat start its long fall from the ledge where it had stood just seconds before. "Go back to your coffee boys", he says, "that billy's not going to hit the ground for another five minutes."
I'll tell you what I did WAM... I took the rack off his wall and said it was my boy's and it is still hanging over my fireplace. He didn't say a thing.
Good for you 'Dr. Ralph'! Attaboy! Now there was a figurative a$$whoopin' if I ever saw one. Well deserved too, I might add!
Best regards,
WMH
I tried to become a gun cleaning legend last year. 48 hours after returning from a week of muzzleloading...I gave up, having run an entire ripped shirt, forty patches, 30 bucks worth of cleaning solvents, and also wore down a new brass brush through the almost new barrel. The goal was a virgin snow white patch, but all I could produce was a half day hike tighty whitey hue. Finally, I slid it back in the shelf and couldn't wait until modern gun, and then I began my sharpest knife in camp campaign that ended in public embarrassment and a year's worth of comments. Good luck on your quest for greatness. This is YOUR year.Cheers.
another great piece of article Dave. I loved the part about John Wooters. Reminds me of the time that me and a buddy were squirrel hunting. I made a nearly impossible shot and the squirrel came plummeting down stone dead. My buddy exclaimed, "You hit'im" I replied "practice, you should try it some time"
Dave,
Have you ever got into a discussion with Mr. Wooters over the merits of the 7mm Rem Mag?
OK, just kidding.
this one was too good to pass up- im a long time lurker, always resisting the urge to sign up, and post a reply- on the principle of "open mouth, insert foot!"
-yesterday, with my new ruger model 77 hawkeye and leupold 3-9, my best friend and i decided to go sight in for elk season- and do a little practice breaking some leftover tile pieces from his recent home remodel. after sighting in my new rifle, we decided to shoot his new springfield TRP operator at the tile, at around 10 yards. i had one round left in my magazine, and we ran out of tile- so, from a kneeling position, i fired it at my sight in target at 200 yards. "yeah right! with the price of .45 these days, you should have just saved it!" was my friend's response. when we were done, i walked down range to recover my target stand. right in the middle of one of the fine adjustment target squares in the upper right corner was my .45 hole- easily distinguished from my other .30-06 holes! being so far away, i did my celebration cheer quietly- when i got back to the bench- i just handed him the target, and nonchalantly said "its a nice piece, but it shoots high and to the right!"
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Clay is that Babble On 5...?
Sorry Clay, you've been rather "active" latey and I couldn't resist. A little gun store humor...
Just act like you have been there before....as a great one once said.
Confidence goes a long way. Provided it was true, the appropriate response to, "Did you get him?" at our old deer camp was always, "You heard me shoot, didn't you?"
For those who have been told they will never amount to a hell of beans would say something along the lines to demoralize and to character assassinate an individual
I say, what will it take to make that person a legend!
For one I can say to greatly enhance their shooting ability is not to anticipate and follow through on every shot as if it was there last!
Confucius say, a shooting legend you will be if one-time-crack-shot excitement is contained and not exploited.
Confucius also say, if cowboy can't shoot straight, cowboy better shoot a lot.
Thanks for the instruction Dave. Now some folks will realize how to become a true legend and not just a legend in their own mind...
At 880 yards, that is about 214 inches/17.8 feet of holdover on that crow. I'd be careful where I told that one! 8^)
Clay-
You know it! Funny how military jargon sounds like fortune cookie lingo :D
great article and comments
I will avoid names, though I suspect this gentleman has crossed the river by now, but we were kids with our .22s, popping shots at a dump outside of a small midwestern town, and the sheriff stopped as he drove by to see that we were conducting ourselves safely and were properly supervised by the adults, who were no safer than we were.
The sheriff was an experienced LEO and WWII veteran, and was respected in the county, but his chosen sidearm was a single action revolver. At the time (1960), S&W and Colt double-action revolvers dominated the law enforcement field. One of the adults commented, "John, the bad guys are using autoloaders and UZIs. That wheelgun's outdated. And, you've got to admit, you ain't getting any younger yourself. You've got to keep up with the times!"
We were plinking at light bulbs and bottles with our .22 rifles, and one amber-colored bottle remained, propped on top of a wooden box. In response to the comment, that SA revolver seemed to leap from the holster and he fired from the hip to shatter that bottle! It was a challenging shot with our .22 rifles, and our jaws dropped in amazement. It was something out of a Lone Ranger or Hopalong Cassidy episode. John reholstered his revolver with the remark, "Yep, I must be getting old. I used to be a lot faster than that." And he strode back to his car.
That single shot become local legend within a week, but I can assure you, it left a lasting impression on a 13 yr-old boy.
I was checking the damage deer had done to a farmers corn field one day to give him a permit to kill deer and we were driving through a hay field to get to the corn field. There was a ground hog standing up about 125 yards away and the farmer told me to shoot it. In my mind I didn't think there was anyway that I could hit the gound hog with my Model 19 S&W .357. Anyway I stopped the vehicle stepped out kneeled down and took a rest on my knee and when the gun went off the farmer shouted "you killed him" I calmed put my firearm back in the holster got back in the vehicle and drove on. After that everywhere I went people were in awe at how I could shoot a pistol. The farmer told the story and each time he told it the distance got greater.
When you have one remarkable shot your buddies call it luck. Make a couple more and then they call you "one shot or dead eye". I remember one such shot my dad told about at deer camp, he was standing next to a buddy when he shot at a crow sitting in the top of a tree at approx. a 1/2 mile with a .270. He said the gun went off and about 2 seconds later the crow just went POOF!
I wonder whose bullets they were using?
3,000 fps, 130 gr, BC .450, zero @ 200 yds = 214.5 inches holdover or 258.4 inches of drop from the muzzle.
Once the LT told in Viet Nam me to shoot just in front of a V.C. with the M79 Grenade launcher, well he was running faster than I thought and the shot hit him in the chest, every one was my VERY LUCKY shot and thought I was HOT STUFF!! Not knowing I had made a mistake in leading him too close. LT just smiled! Nobody knew.
Fort Jackson, South Carolina, 1972?
I remember back in 94 in Phoenix Arizona, one of the Civilians at a match had a Mini 14 and always placed #1 from the bottom. That day, one of the other competitors scoffed at him and mumbled something with profanity about him.
That Match was just a local match and didn't amount to anything and the rest of the Air Force Team didn't bother to show up. As the Fella walked by, I said to myself, I remember that day when somebody gave me a leg up, so what the hick! I yelled at the Young Man and motioned him over and asked how would he like to use my equipment? He was puzzled and didn't know what to say. Put your equipment up, you are shooting here today and I'm going to set this one out and help on the line. After I gave him some quick pointers and got him setup, something unusual came over him? I let him dry fire about 5-7 times and we went hot. Got him dialed in and turned him lose!
He place fist place, not from the bottom this time, but first place!
He was 20 just out of High School and a couple of months later, He was at Ben Avery Arizona Shooting Range shooting with the BIG BOYS! "THE MARINE TEAM" and did very well taking several first place individual matches!
Bottom line,
It's not being a Legend
It's about making Legends <><
We sat in the afternoon heat, swatting mosquitos in the 90 degree heat. I had eventually turned my facemask backwards in hopes the buffalo gnats would quit chewing on my sweating brow. No dice. They slipped in the backdoor and the face mask held them in place as they chewed away.
My old buddy, sweating profusly, turned to me and stated a desire to be elsewhere as the enjoyment of this turkey hunt was eluding him.
I returned to the truck as he gathered the dekes.
The tom that had been teasing us with distant gobbles was still at it as the diesel rumbled through the mesquites to retrieve the Old Man.
I turned us around, headed home, letting the diesel idle along the rough pasture road.
The road popped out into a fence line with an open pasture across the fence.
Suddenly, the Old Man states excitedly, "THERE HE IS!".
I kicked the truck into neutral, still idling, rolled the window down, stuck the .22 Hornet out the window and rested it atop the vibrating outside rearview mirror.
The turkey was in a long run, but suddenly stopped to consider a hog wire fence 150 yards across the open pasture. I slipped the crosshairs of the antique 4x Weaver to the base of his neck, caressed the trigger and 9.5 grains of Herco 2400 sent the 45 gr Sierra SP down range to collapse the gobbler into a pile of feathers.
The Old Man stuttered, "You... you... you got him!"
I kicked the empty out of the little Hornet, placed the rifle smartly into the back seat, wiped the S... eating grin off my face and said, "Of course! I was shooting at him wasn't I?!"
My first double beard. 9" and 5" broomed off 1 in spurs and 23 pounds.
He's gone now, but the Old Man was so excited, you would have thought HE shot him. There's a picture on the mantle holding the bird.
Bubba
Comment I liked best was, 'act like you been there before'. It was from an NFL coach.
I once shot a blackbird flying away from a river bank with my Ruger MkII 22 pistol. My ten year old son was so impressed (so was I, lucky shot). He asked 'how'd you do that'. I said aim for the nose.
Alright Clay you dredged up another memory. A bad one. My father in law has a barn with a hay loft and has a couch and coffeemaker, heater, etc. that he hunts out of. Biggest buck he ever killed he took the rifle out of my sons hand who was supposed to be hunting and shot it in front of him.
The main problem of being a known consistently excellent shot in the field is that on the rare occassion when you do miss for whatever reason, you need to have a unique verbal alibi available for immediate use.
LEGENDARY STATUS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES...
I was out with my cousins a few years ago. We hadn't grown up together but were getting acquainted around the shooting range having discovered this similar interest of guns and shooting.
I was given the chance to shoot a percussion cap muzzleloader with double set triggers. The target was placed at 50 yards and off hand I sent a ball through the paper, exact center 3 inches high. "My cousin said, "That's pretty much dead on as it's sighted in for 100 yards!"
I should have said, "Thanks!" and walked away.
My next shot was in the circle, but something less than "dead on"...
I dropped into a wood shop in Sixes Oregon last fall and the first thing I see is several photo's of Elmer Keith with the owners kids and also a much younger (obviously)owner.
I struck up a conversation about old Elmer and found out they had formerly been neighbors in Idaho. In one of photos Elmer was holding a catfish and had that famous S&W with the Ivory grips on his hip amd equally famous Stetson on his head. The shop owner volunteered that that was Elmer's last fishing trip with them and that something interesting happened on the way out.
It seems Elmer was riding in the middle in the truck and as they passed a neighbor's farm Elmer spied a cat in barn yard. It seems he snatched the Smith from his holster leaned across the shopowner who was riding shotgun and dumped the cat. The truck was doing about 30 MPH so the shopkeeper said. The driver who was likely day dreaming slammed on brakes at the report and about the same time the farmer ran out of his farm shop mad as... well you get the picture. As he ran up to the truck Elmer leaned over and said, "I busted that wild
$%&#! $%&* @#Q%$% game thieving cat for ya!" All the farmer could muster was, "Gee, thanks Elmer." He then went on to bury his house cat...
Sarge01, back when I was 18 I bought my first rifle on my own, a 22-250 Remington 700 BDL at TG&Y. Couple of weeks later, we all went to my Grandfathers and one of the family friends who raises cattle was having a coyote problem. This Fella said a 22-250 was too fast and wouldn't kill a coyote. I road out with him out to the farm and dropped a coyote about 300 yards out BANG FLOP! Well, I proved him wrong and Clyde taken that coyote everyplace he went that Saturday morning showing it off!
Those coyotes were accustomed of being shot at with 22's and would stop at 300 yards and look back. That coyote choose poorly!
To WaMtn Hunter: Because I was in a Reserve Unit, they stretched what I think was a three-month course over a year.I was at the DS School at Ft. Knox in June, 1967, then at Ft. Dix, NJ from July 67 to May 68, then back to Ft. Knox in June 1968 when I graduated. I still have my hat, although the original black leather strap rotted away and the only thing I could find to replace it was a brown one.
My two most distinct memories: A staff sergeant candidate having an epileptic fit in one of the classrooms at Tedford Hall at Ft. Knox (glad he didn't have it on the rifle range) and a very sharp-looking first lieutenant who taught one of our first classes on instructional techniques.
He was speaking from behind a chest-high lectern. He opened the class by saying, "Men, the first thing you have to do is get your classes' undivided attention." He then stepped from behind the lectern revealing the fact that he had no trousers on.
He had our undivided attention.
Now both WAM and David are aging themselves, LOL!
My greatest shots have been witnessed only by a few squirrels but if the occasion does arise where a remarkable shot is witnessed by a bystander it is nice to know how I should react.
hi tail
Is that were the saying "FIRE FOR EFFECT" and "SHOCK AND AWE" came from?
Walt, that is when you say, "good enough" then walk away and start cutting fire wood!
When you pull off a shot like that, it's always after a season or two of misses. You become desensitized to the glory of the event. Like hell!
We've all had at least one thumb lickin' touch on the iron sights after the cross country shot. You expect it, and it doesn't always come. When it does and you are hunting one up, isn't that just as good as having an audience? Hell no!
Team Hornady® delivers a solid performance at the Missouri State 1000 yard IBS Championship
About time!
“Greatness is never appreciated in youth, called pride in midlife, dismissed in old age, and reconsidered in death. Because we cannot tolerate greatness in our midst, we do all we can do destroy it.”
-J. Michael Straczinski, creator and arc writer of Babylon 5, from production #309, episode #53, “Point of No Return,” spoken by Lady Morella, the prophetess widow of Centauri Emperor Touranne
Clay, YOU WATCH B5?!?!?!?! my hero (high fives) my dad got me hooked on the old and new Battlestars and b5 a year ago now. Wishing they'd make a new series.
WAM you're aging yourself again! LOL!!
nope lenardwood MO
1969
Firstbubba- was that legal in your state?
Yeah every time I shoot the people I hunt with know something is dead. I like it like that.
Of course the first time I showed up at deer camp I had a shotgun and they all laughed and said we don't hunt with shotguns in Tennessee. Then I shot a coke can at 50 yards off hand. Lucky shot but I have pretty much shot every day for 40 years or more... it was no big deal to me. They all had to change their drawers. Ithaca Deerslayer. Once I got a hold of a Remington 700 if it was brown it was down.
Sweet. I shot a pigeon with a pellet gun on the wing once. All my friends were there that time too. They just shook their heads because I already was a legend in their minds..... I just kind of laughed, that one did surprise me it was one in a thousand.
Dr. Ralph, your pigeon story reminds me of this on,
One of the most self proclaimed and most knowledgeable deer hunter I ever came across said he gets his buck every year!
From his Grandfathers barn!!
YA'BUDDY!
DEP
When and where did you go to DS School, if you don't mind my asking?
I know you are older than me so that does not matter! LOL
OUCH! DOC!! That was bad!!
I am only recalling the relevant facts as David has disclosed them. LOL
Sorry, Clay. I thought you were referring to my post. LOL
Ralph, you ain't got a hair on it if you don't whoop his a$$ for that one!
WAM
Fort Jackson, South Carolina, 1972?
I was still in School!
You be Old Crusty Fart NCO!!
WA Mtnhunter it is inappropriate behavior to hit your wife's father no matter what unless he hits you or your wife or one of your children first.
Dr. Ralph, what right does he think he can do so in the first place!
The answer is obvious!
not commenting on comments read most of them kind of funny! I recently had this idea while fishing as much as i would like to throw payback in my friends face. He seems to to think fishing is first a race and then who catches the most fish then who caught the biggest basically its a pissing contest when ever i go fish with him. So the other day i took him trout fishing a fish he has never fished. I caught 6 fish a very nice brown 18inch was pretty happy well i got so into walking the stream i didn't give him a piece of his own medicine. I left my friend alone as he struggled catching chubs. It occurred to me he was probably more mad that i was catching fish and not saying anything.
Ralph
LOL
Dr Ralph who is not a doctor nor named Ralph,
Laptop trigger malfunction...
LOL! That would be a figurative a$$whoppin', not literal there son. What did you do? Nothing? Let the boy be embarassed by his grandad some more? Inquiring minds want to know...
fliphunter14... first, most, biggest. Life is a contest.
WAMTN. I have grown accustomed to his ways. In laws and outlaws are one in the same to me. Mother in laws are worse...
Best not to start a war. My wife has nine uncles and and three aunts. Can't count the cousins. I have no relatives closer than 350 miles. Blood is thicker than water.
When going hunting for something toothsome, I usually just tell inquisitive souls that I am carrying the onions in my pocket.
Signed,
Waldo
John Wooters...he is missed indeed. What is the common denominator in their fame, to what would we ascribe their inate abilities? Being well versed in the proper use of the written word comes to mind along with the ability to allow one to think that the writer was talking to him/her from across the table. DEP, thanks for the reminder and for another good post.
Dang it looks like I am in the company of a bunch of deadeye's, reg'ler Natty Bumppos they are. Heck I couldn't hit myself in the a$$ with both hands and a banjo. Maybe I should back out of that elk hunt with the gang 'fore I embarrass myself.......nope I'll be there wouldn't miss that hunt come hell or high water.
BTW Dave I went through basic training at Ft. Jackson in the summer of 1970. Still hold a grudge for one DI.
At the tender (and largely ignorant)age of 18, I tried a 400 yard plus shot("he's a long ***damn ways,said my hunting partner) at a Wyoming pronghorn hitting him squarely between the eye and ear. My partner, who owned a small gunshop and shooting range in our Texas hometown,would never fail to relate that story to anyone who came in the shop, or was at the range if I was present. I never said a word about aiming for his shoulder and forgetting about the Wyoming prairie wind.
That was just an unlucky antelope.
Dave Petzal
The reason I ask is that I went through the NCO Academy course at the Drill Sergeant School at Fort jackson in 1972. A vain attempt to turn a recon rat into a polished soldier... Something about prerequisite for Staff Sergeant or other foolishness. Most of the Drill Sergeants were pretty good eggs except for one little sadistic weasel that I would gladly choke the life out of if someone has not already killed him.
Del in KS
The trick is to hold your fire and never take a shot that you can possibly miss. Saves a lot of shirt tails and harassment! I went trap shooting Saturday and took my new (to me) O/U. I would have been better off using a slingshot and cateye marbles. Geez Louise, I could not have hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle. It was too hot to go last night (good excuse).
Yup always quit when yur ahead of the game! ;)
Ed J: Great story regarding the obviously admirable Sheriff John. Conversely when I was much younger a local FBI agent decided to go shooting with us one morning. The fellow was one of the most horrific handgun shots I have known given his supposed level of training. After repeatedly failing to hit a Coco-Cola bottle with his S & W, he holstered it and walked to his Ford sedan. He opened the trunk pulled out a pumpgun, I think a Mossberg 500 as I try to remember, walked toward the bottle and shot it. Replacing the 12 gauge Joe uttered "That's why I always have the pump handy".
All the FBI agents (quite a few at the range) I shot PPC with in the '80's were pretty good shots with those S&W Model 13 3" revolvers that were issue back then.
Bee,
LMAO!
I've got one I'll tell you later. If I tell it here, the boys will think I'm just trying to one-up you. Good Elmer Keith story. His collection of guns is in the Boise Cabela's store.
Wam, There is a method to my madness. Now if I hit anything regardless of range or level of difficulty the guys will (hopefully) be impressed.
no comment ;)
Yeah, you young guys will want to fight or talk someone into submission. Us old guys will just bust a cap and step over you!
Who would of ever guessed that ol' Dave wore the round brown Stetson.
Now we know where he acquired his curmudgeon ways and lefthanded humor! LOL!
Nice try, Del. You can't put alibi's in the bank for future withdrawal. Bee already let the cat out of the bag...
WAM, sure was nice when having access to the range 24/7, talk cheap, now shoot JEEP!
there was that story in F&S 81st anniversary about the "greatest/biggest liar" in the West or something, and one contender was this story about a great shot. As well as I can remember, it goes like this: He and his buddies were on a mountain goat hunt, but he had arrived a bit late so that as his boat was arriving, his friends were already set up on the shore and having coffee. Anyway, jumping off the boat, he looks up and sees a tiny white speck on the face of the mountain. He takes out his rifle, takes a fine bead and lets go from the edge of the water. At the sound of the rifle, his friends look at each other, set down their coffee mugs and rush out to see the goat start its long fall from the ledge where it had stood just seconds before. "Go back to your coffee boys", he says, "that billy's not going to hit the ground for another five minutes."
I'll tell you what I did WAM... I took the rack off his wall and said it was my boy's and it is still hanging over my fireplace. He didn't say a thing.
Good for you 'Dr. Ralph'! Attaboy! Now there was a figurative a$$whoopin' if I ever saw one. Well deserved too, I might add!
Best regards,
WMH
another great piece of article Dave. I loved the part about John Wooters. Reminds me of the time that me and a buddy were squirrel hunting. I made a nearly impossible shot and the squirrel came plummeting down stone dead. My buddy exclaimed, "You hit'im" I replied "practice, you should try it some time"
WAM
Depending on ammunition, I show -137.2 with a hold over of 16.4 MOA
Kinda like throwing a baseball or archery, do it enough and you will get a feel on what to do and be good at it
I was going with a 200 yard zero 140gr at 3090 fps.
Always said, if your going to do something, do it with style! It covers up the "didn't believe that happened"!!
THAT'S NO JOKE!! ROFLMAO!
What got into you beekeeper, instead of words of wit, it's words full of snit? What's up!
I am more likely to answer the question, "Did you get him?" with "I think so, but I could not find blood ,so I came back to give him some time and find some help." Now that I bow hunt with rage 1.5's I say "I heard her fall down. Want to come load her?" Guns don't kill beast, it's the projectiles, killaz.
But interrogate we of course could not interrogate the poor schmuck.
dang &%$@#& laptop skipped again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My most humble apology!
Resist? Guess I'd do it to!! LOL!
Moishe
Know the feeling!
Were did I put my 45 ***********!
Drill Sergant Academy ???
Well I"ll be dipped
I sincerly thank you sir , as you have just answered one more of lifes mysteries. Only 4-5 more to go.
And here,. all this time I thought the green machine scoured the US (and other countries) for people who slept with evil grins on thier faces anticipating the fun of arrising in the dark ,. making a lot of noise,.(wakey wakey boys) heading out for a few brisk miles before "breaky" ,.then screaming all day until the horn blew.
Best one I ever heard was from an old drunk near Rice lake WI,.. waaay back, "when Hector was pup".
The shooter was old and skinny and shakey and brittle ,.and he had apotty mouth too,.
The result IO was told of a lifetinme of booze and cigaretts.
He wasn't with my group ,. but one of he guys knew him as a local,. who knew all the farmers and good places to hunt . Bothy public and private, we this day wee on public land.
I think the guy must have permenently pickeled (preserved ) himslef cause no one knew how old he was and no one could remember when he wasnt around.
Age estrimates went from mid sixties to about 137,. yuk yuk but no one knew for sure.
Anyway the old dude is standing in a clearing not far from the road over looking a small lake
Which was a VERY long way away.
Smokling and taking to some guy
At about noon a deer walked out of the bush ( nice buck ) stood on a sand beach on the south end of the lake looking North .
I and two other guys met there for lunch .
The deer was so far away no one even thiought about shooting ,but were looking at it with binoculars .
When all of a sudden bang .
Scared me half out of my long-johns .
The old drunk had shot.
Concensus was later that it was easily 500 yds and likley more.
As expected nothing happend,.the deer tuned slowly and began to walk west along the lake . when one giy looking through his glasses said.
Ya know,. cant believe ehat Im seeiin but I think there's blood on his side.
Afew steps later the deer did the stop back up stagger around and then fell over.
contnued form above
Everyone one was so suprised it was just silent ,.
The old guy reached int his coat ,. pulled out a pint bottle of somethng( that wsnt milk) took a couple big swallows,. lite a smoke and said.
Well I its about time .. just missed him last year same place same time ,. held just a little higher this year .
Once again ,..( and tell the boys and girls not to try this at home ) a very long time ago ,..
A few of us poor broke neighborhood kids had gathered at a dump , to shoot .. one kid had his ole mans clay pidgeon launcher.
( we had scrounged enough money to get some clay birds collectivley)
So as far as our young and underprivivlagd minds were concered. This was one step below Curt Gowdy and the American Sportsman show
Previewing a little practice before a 500 round dove hunt in Argentina . YUK YUK
Myself and my brother had the only shotgun in the house
taking turns . One kid had a 22 revolver in additon to a shotgun.
So intermitantly he was pop pop poping with that.
It was my turn to shoot ,. standing as correctly as I could,. I siad "pull".
Having heard that on TV or somewhere.
The kid on the trap said what?? ,.so I said "OK",. which he understood ,..and pulled the lanyard.
The clay bird ( which was yellow ) was away .
My brother ( who was always d!ckin around) was standing behind me on s slight grade so higher than me , had perloined the other kids 22 opistol ,.
About 1/4 of heart beat before I pulled the trigger ,. the clay bird blew up and I heard the flat crack of a 22.
Yup ,. you guessed it ,. ,my "d!ick around" brother standing 50 ft behind me,. hit it with a 22 pistol ,.
I tuned around,. 1/2 pi$$d and 1/2 amazed ,.he was standing there with a big sh!t eating grin on his face
Then calmly stated ,.
I told ya ,. didnt tell ya ?
I' am quix draw Mcgraw !!
Not one guy was able to stand upright for fully 10
minuets ,. as the laughter reached what i would concervativly call Homeric proportions.
Of coure for many years after he was know locally as
Quix Draw,.
I later earned the title machine gun kelly
but thats another story.
WELL ,. guss I could tell one,on myself
But there just aint many in my persoal portfolio of tremendous spectacular shots. Incluing this one
I think maybe one more in 40 plus years of hunting.
But once ,. after hunting hard for three days,. on the second ,. missing a trotting deer at no more than 70 yds,
Reasonable to say I was "frustrated" with myslef for missing a slam dunk like I did.
I wasnt pi$$y to the guys who ALL had deer ,.. just wasnt happy with me.
The group at that time consisted of 5 guys one law enforcment guy ( who made a habbit of chasing me for his perception of my miss deeds.)
Years before he found out I wasn't a budding "wise guy". The old gunsmith ( my father) one other guy and my brother.
At the end of the third day,.. I just wanted to shoot something.
So I set a (empty ) bean can on a stump 25 steps away ,. and promptly missed it cold ,. off hand .
This of course did not help my self confedence.
So I quickly jacked another round into my mauser ,8x57
sighted quickly and shot ,. the can went straight up
( shot low )
When it registered the can was heading up,..
Everything went itno slow motion ,. like some one else was doing it .
I bolted another round in,. shot and hit the can agin just as it reached the apex .
Tell ya,. it as pretty .but as pretty as it was hard to believe it actually happened even jus as it ws happening ,
Not really like I was the one shooting ,..
more like someone else doing the deed with me just watching.
Of course there was a stunned silence ,.even my father was lookin at me funny : )
Then the Cop got a smirk on his face and said
" So,.. Yohan that why you missed the first one? ,. just getting the range?
Said yup,. wasnt sure how high i wanted it to go.
Tust me ,. I have not yet heard the end of that one yet .
and every time someone says hey Yo ,.. show us how you jump the can and hit it in mid air ,wit a "freakingL bolt action mauser . I just smile.
Cuase I couln't do that again in three lifetimes.
Very good post, petzal.
Gives every body room to strech out.
i enjoy your humor yohan.
I had a hard time with a DS once then 6 years later I was 3 Ranks higher than he was and he worked for me. Seems the C.O. the unit found him beating up trainees.
Coming soon to the Outdoor Channel,
Crusty Ol,Gun Nutz!
I tried to become a gun cleaning legend last year. 48 hours after returning from a week of muzzleloading...I gave up, having run an entire ripped shirt, forty patches, 30 bucks worth of cleaning solvents, and also wore down a new brass brush through the almost new barrel. The goal was a virgin snow white patch, but all I could produce was a half day hike tighty whitey hue. Finally, I slid it back in the shelf and couldn't wait until modern gun, and then I began my sharpest knife in camp campaign that ended in public embarrassment and a year's worth of comments. Good luck on your quest for greatness. This is YOUR year.Cheers.
Dave,
Have you ever got into a discussion with Mr. Wooters over the merits of the 7mm Rem Mag?
OK, just kidding.
this one was too good to pass up- im a long time lurker, always resisting the urge to sign up, and post a reply- on the principle of "open mouth, insert foot!"
-yesterday, with my new ruger model 77 hawkeye and leupold 3-9, my best friend and i decided to go sight in for elk season- and do a little practice breaking some leftover tile pieces from his recent home remodel. after sighting in my new rifle, we decided to shoot his new springfield TRP operator at the tile, at around 10 yards. i had one round left in my magazine, and we ran out of tile- so, from a kneeling position, i fired it at my sight in target at 200 yards. "yeah right! with the price of .45 these days, you should have just saved it!" was my friend's response. when we were done, i walked down range to recover my target stand. right in the middle of one of the fine adjustment target squares in the upper right corner was my .45 hole- easily distinguished from my other .30-06 holes! being so far away, i did my celebration cheer quietly- when i got back to the bench- i just handed him the target, and nonchalantly said "its a nice piece, but it shoots high and to the right!"
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