


August 23, 2010
Best (And Most Absurdly Priced) Beer Bottle Ever
By Colin Kearns
What happens when taxidermy and beer collide? Well, for one thing, you get what’s probably the coolest bottle of beer I’ve ever seen. (I, for one, would proudly display that squirrel on my bookshelf.) Apparently, you also get one damn expensive brew.
You’re looking at the newest beer, called The End of History, from Brew Dog brewery. Each bottle, which is stuffed inside a, er, stuffed critter, touts an insanely strong 55 percent ABV (that’s 11 times stronger than a bottle of Budweiser). But what’s even more staggering is the price tag: about $777…per bottle!
James Watt, managing director for Brew Dog, said The End of History would be a natural pair with wild game: “The beer has nettles and juniper beers in it, and works well with rich, dark meats.”
We’ll have to take Watt on his word because Brew Dog quickly sold out of its very limited supply of 12 bottles of The End of History, and they have no plans to produce any more. As for the animals, there were seven ermines, four squirrels, and one rabbit used to make the bottles. All died of “natural causes,” and each bottle was crafted by a taxidermist in Doncaster, Scotland.
Not that I ever would (or could) spend that kind of money on beer, but I still want one of these guys on my bookshelf. So, to any of our readers who happen to be talented taxidermists, I’ll make you a deal: I’ll buy you a six-pack. Five of the beers are yours to enjoy. All I ask is for one of them back...stuffed inside a stuffed squirrel.
Comments (23)
Forget the vortex Miller bottle, that is the most creative beer I've ever seen. Price tags a little high though, doubt I'll be buying any anytime soon lol
That is hilarious yet disturbing all in the same breath!
I've had a couple bottles of Sam Adams Utopias, & it was damn good at 27% alcohol, & worth the cash, no stuffed critters though. One good thing about these types of beers, they last for months!!
I would feel awfully awkward drinking out of one of those. Which, I assume, is why the picture shows someone pouring it into a glass rather than stare into the eyes of a stuffed ermine. Very interesting though.. haha.
Haha that would be the best can cooler ever! It would look pretty funny watching some1 drink out of it though...
I'd pay $777 just to send one of those to the president of PETA
Yes- funny, but still distubing.
I agree... disturbing. Especially if you drink from the bottle.
$777? american money? for one beer?
For "What I wouldn't Press to My Lips", this is second only to the dong bong.
blackdawgz,
Now that's funny.
buckhunter -
Thanky, thanky.
now if you could have the rabbit's ears pointing forward that would REALLY put you off from drinking it. having them stick into ya every time you take a swig LOL
that is very disturbing!
I think i would rather have a pabst.
I wouldn't pay that kind of money to kiss a squirrel.
Right up there with the Jackalopes.
cooooll
The squirrel's bottle is backwards!
I can hear the animal rightists now, just more fuel for their fire. Can't say I approve.
thank goodness the brewers of moosehead or elephant ale didn't get the idea first!
If your taxidermist could do it ask for two bottles for bookends.
i gto a moosehesd beer sing
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For "What I wouldn't Press to My Lips", this is second only to the dong bong.
That is hilarious yet disturbing all in the same breath!
I'd pay $777 just to send one of those to the president of PETA
blackdawgz,
Now that's funny.
buckhunter -
Thanky, thanky.
that is very disturbing!
Forget the vortex Miller bottle, that is the most creative beer I've ever seen. Price tags a little high though, doubt I'll be buying any anytime soon lol
I've had a couple bottles of Sam Adams Utopias, & it was damn good at 27% alcohol, & worth the cash, no stuffed critters though. One good thing about these types of beers, they last for months!!
I would feel awfully awkward drinking out of one of those. Which, I assume, is why the picture shows someone pouring it into a glass rather than stare into the eyes of a stuffed ermine. Very interesting though.. haha.
Haha that would be the best can cooler ever! It would look pretty funny watching some1 drink out of it though...
Yes- funny, but still distubing.
I agree... disturbing. Especially if you drink from the bottle.
$777? american money? for one beer?
now if you could have the rabbit's ears pointing forward that would REALLY put you off from drinking it. having them stick into ya every time you take a swig LOL
I think i would rather have a pabst.
I wouldn't pay that kind of money to kiss a squirrel.
Right up there with the Jackalopes.
cooooll
The squirrel's bottle is backwards!
I can hear the animal rightists now, just more fuel for their fire. Can't say I approve.
thank goodness the brewers of moosehead or elephant ale didn't get the idea first!
If your taxidermist could do it ask for two bottles for bookends.
i gto a moosehesd beer sing
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