Purty, plum purty, is Sheforlay goin to brang out this model so us good ole boys kin git one. its got a 4 banger stead of a 440. If'n i hunt right out of this hot rod do i have to ware an arange vest to be legle?

Preach on Brother Walt!

From a Charger to a Cavalier. The recession is hitting the Duke boys pretty hard. Don't worry, Roscoe still can't catch 'em.

I am sure it is just a young man with a little too much time and paint on his hands.

I'd be happy and proud to have one of these "good ole boys" live next to me, rather than the metrosexual "Chevy Volts" some are trying to force on us.
And the Kia commercials are hilarious, I'm sure the gangbangers are all rushing out to buy Kia's!!!
Quote:
"Country boys will survive" Hank Williams, Jr.

well looks to me to be a desperate was to be a redneck but hey it works so more power to them yee haw!

I think it's time to put a little more clorine in the gene pool.

Did anybody notice the way that the plating on the obviously artisan crafted alloy wheels oversprayed on the sidewalls? Nice touch. That titanium fuel filler door is also very much a Chip Foose item. My guess is that the bungee/decklid stabilizer is probably the more exotic natural latex rubber instead of that more common synthetic crap. Just my opinion, I could be wrong.

And how about the "chrome" on those beauty rims overlapping the tires. But I'd stop laughing and start crying if Daisy Dukes got into the passenger seat.

My first 3 cars were Dodge Chargers - 2 were 69's. I practically cried everytime I saw one doing something on that show that it wasn't meant to do.

I'd laugh just as much if someone painted up a modern so-called "Charger" to look like the General Lee. It would look like an AMC Marlin with a wannabe complex.

By the way - Michigan's Woodward Dream Cruise starts next week. Saw a couple of cherry Chargers on the way home tonight. I still miss mine.

at least it wasn't a nissan: Cooter would be rolling in his grave

It just shouts, "Welcome to the Land of Hee Haw!!"

I meant HAVE it done so it would in fact be good looking.
I am not enough of a redneck to use a spray can.

There is one thing missing on this thing of beauty. The Duke boys never had their windows in the up position. How are these wannabe Duke boys getting in their General Lee? I am ashamed and disgraced and this amateur hour!

Hey Coop!

Did you hear that J.B. Hunt was in the process of buying out Stoops and Overland Express?

They're gonna call it: "J.B. Hunt Stoops Over!"

Bubba

If you tried to hood slide this General, you'd probably need to replace the whole front clip, and maybe a testicle.

O'BROTHER! FirstBubba THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

JB IS ALWAYS CATCHING HELL!

I know some boys from Texas
One of which is a boyhood and life long friend

Hes a mechanic and his partner is a body man
He is the only guy I know (still alive) who in order to miss a gagle of teenage girls on bicycles.
Riding a beautifull chopper ( Harley ) at 100 mph plus
( clearly he as speeding : ) steered into the ditch
laid the bike down and slid for nealry 250 yards,.
lay there a few minuets ,. got up and walked away .
Aside from minor scrapes and cuts ,. no injury.
The man in his youth ( as you may suspect ) was a little crazy but ws and is my friend.
The man has the texas flag on his soul .

When I emailed him to look at this
He called !! which is something cause he dosent like talking on the phone ,.. choking with lauighter saying,.
Yohan God d it !!! you trying to kill me .
Well no your Texas-ness,. just thought you get a kick ,.ya know??

He says kick,.. ??? how bout a f ing heat attack ?? YUK YUK ,.

"That car just gotta belong to that little guy on American Idle a few yeasr ago
who tried to sing that Ricky Martin song

She-bang".

At which point he disolved into more howling laughter.

Thank you Mr Bourjaily !!

Hey GERG! The real Daisy I am so sorry to say, would likely not fit in this version of the General. She does still look OK for 57 years old, and she would benefit from some serious time at Curves, but then just maybe....

As I sit here laughing my a$$ off Billy D is looking over my shoulder having a hoot too. My dear old deceased dad loved the Dukes and most especially Daisy. Not sure what dad would say if he were here to see that monstrosity but I'm guessing he would enjoy it.

seadog, how do you make out in the back seat?!

Hey that's my car!

What a travesty! hat had to be done my a teenager, right? No adult would have that little sense, right? I guess you just have to shake your head and move on sometimes.

haha "just a good ol'boy never meanen no harm".

Rednecks of the South

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBocef6iQps&NR=1

Here's a pic of a 69 Mercury Montego SC (you must be thinking of the Montego station wagon)
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q22/Zermoid/69MercuryMontegoSC.png

Actually I wish i did know, I would go by and put a couple of pins through his TV & Telephone cable or better yet hook my truck battery all 1000 amps to it!

Kinda off point here, but did you know that Home Depot supports and sponsors gay and lesbian pride parades and such?
Thought such activities were just a weeeeee bit left!

Bubba

Guess I won't be bending over to see what's on the bottom shelf at Home Depot anymore!

Ya might just get it in the end, in more ways than one!